70 Episode 70: Bulk buying is the scent of a young husband.txt






 In order to prepare, Rebecca and I walked out of the store.
 I told Rebecca-san the outline of the operation, and also told her that it would be easier to do it if we had at least one more person to help us if possible.

'I'm going to try to get the race on the cheap with an operation called ......, can you help me out? You can buy it as you normally would, but I don't want you to think I'm a merchant, so I'm going to have to resort to this kind of indirect means.

 In the meantime, we can't talk about it without Rebecca's help.
 No, you can do it alone, but it's common knowledge that negotiations work better with flowers. ...... This one is a little different in meaning, though.

Hmmm. It sounds interesting and I don't mind, but is it really going to work? Won't they sell it to you at a higher price on the contrary?

'I doubt it. Maybe that's possible, but I don't have much on hand to begin with, and if I can get all of that race, I don't have a problem paying for what I have - at least one gold coin.

'Really? Sure, there were a lot of them, but no one pays that much for racing now, and even if it turned out to be a merchant, it wouldn't be that much money.
Maybe. But I want to make sure I'm doing everything right. I want all the races, but I don't want people to think I'm here for the races. There's probably no other store in Elishe that has that much selection.

'Hmmm. ...... Surely, if you're a bit of a cunning personality, you could raise your prices or be reluctant to sell? Then let's just do it.

Yes. Please.

 Good. We've got a guarantee that Rebecca will be able to help us.
 But if we're going to do this mission, we'd better have at least one more person on board to make sure of that.
 But ......, Deanna is a bad idea. It's not natural for an elf to do this.
 Marina is no good either. Even if the Turks did it, it would be extremely unnatural.
 So ......, if that's the case.

Rebecca, we need at least one more person to help out. It's just that your sister is standing around like she has a lot of time on her hands, so I thought I'd ask her to help.

 The girls are fully capable of image play, and their acting skills are impressive.
 Plus, there's the bonus that you might get to know them on the side.
 It's always been marketed that prostitutes have been in the know for a long time. ......
 Of course, I'm not using the possibility of the thing nuzzling you for friend prices as a reason to do so. But, if you need a private room alone to get information, or you need to dress up as a customer because it's not free, that's unavoidable. It should be.

 And then I approached a light green-haired young prostitute (probably two or three years younger than me) who was looking bored, and explained the situation. Sure. And also, can you buy me a dress? I was languidly offered to buy him some clothes, but I readily agreed to it.
 Of course, this isn't because I'm a cheapskate, it's because I was originally going to buy him some clothes as a reward. It's also because it was more efficient to pay with clothes, considering the content of this strategy.
 Again, I'm not a cheapskate. I should be.

 While making a more detailed plan, I went to the liquor store and bought two bottles of a slightly stronger one.
 I've spent 100-el just for this, but I can probably get my money's worth, so I figure it's a necessary expense. If there's any left over, we can drink the remainder at the house, and since Deanna is surprisingly fond of alcohol, she'll be happy.

 Furthermore, since Rebecca and I have been in the shop once, we decided to put on a simple disguise so that the owner wouldn't recognize us as the same person.
 I borrowed a jacket from a second-hand clothing store that Rebecca knew and put on a hat.
 In this case, I chose to wear something as bonbonish as possible. I asked Rebecca to wear a s*xy one. The nature of the operation necessitates it! I need it! I eagerly persuaded him to make it happen.
 Even with just the clothes and hair, the owner only gave us a quick glance as we entered the store, so this should be enough.

 When we returned to the hooker clothing store, we finally made our plan.

'Then Operation WAKADANNA will be launched! Each of you take your places!
Yes, sir.
All right.

 I'll confess.
 I was in a prank mood and I was on a bad ride.
 I was already drinking and a bit drunk. ......




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 The operation began even before he entered the store.
 From the first voice of the prostitute - Elepippi (probably the source name).

"Hey, hey, young master. To tell you the truth, I have some clothes I want to buy~. Can I take a quick look at it?

 The owner, who is in the back of the store, deliberately has me say this in a loud voice so that he can hear me.
 A moment ago, she had been languid or so-called ennui, but suddenly she changed into an a**h*le gal.
 I'm sure I told her I was going to do that, but I didn't expect her to respond so quickly. ...... It's a horrible looking Imekura prostitute .......
 When I first saw her, her long, light green hair looked even more elegant, but when she's an idiot gal, she looks like an idiot who did her own hair coloring.
 Elepippi...... horrible girl!

Clothes? Heh-heh, we're going to take it off anyway, so what do I wear?

It's not the same. A woman needs to dress beautifully, or she'll turn into a bimbo!

Really? It can't be helped. Then let's take a look at it!

 As for me, I was just trying to copy the morphology of my erotic father, but it turned out to be just an unknowable nanika.
 Because the adviser of the black company was such a person, I must have imitated him without knowing it.

 By the way, the adviser's yakuza is the person who said "Please, sir! When I did this, oh my goodness, the sulk disappeared, and on the contrary, I even got an additional order for it, which was a pleasant existence.
 Well, it looks like he was paying a not-so-cheap advisory fee for that, but he was usually just a strong character-type erotic old man.

 We cackled and entered the restaurant.
 I'm drunk and in a good mood, but Elepippi, the prostitute, is also in a good mood.
 She puts her arms around me and presses her ample breasts against my chest, even though I didn't ask her to do so.
 I'm in love with her, and I'm not acting or anything, I'm just a real erotic old man. It's going to be a very high quality performance!

I think you're being a little too much of a jerk, don't you, ......?

 Rebecca also crosses her arms as we discussed, but she is quite reserved. If I had the immunity of being consistent in my work, I'm afraid I'd be able to ask her to do something like this.

 I know. However, Rebecca-san, it seems you are not quite ready for the role yet.
 Rebecca's calling is to be a scout. I've heard that she's done some spy work in enemy territory, and I'm sure her acting skills are better than any of us.

"Oh, this is cute. Hey, hey, young master, this is it. Can I buy this?

 Elepippi holds a bright blue sheer dress in her hand and comes to show it off.
 It's not ...... this girl ....... It's a completely different person ....... I don't know her. I don't know that girl ....... I want to run my eyes wide open and say "I don't know that girl.

I'd like to have this one too ....... I want one too," he said. Hey, what do you think: ......?

 Rebecca holds up her crimson evening dress and comes over to shyly show it to me.
 Mmmm. Rebecca's acting like a potato is soothing. I'm worried that she could really do some spy work like this.

 But this is what it's like to be wanked by young women: .......
 Even though it's an act, I don't know what this is .......

 It's pretty depressing.

 Ha! They're both doing their best to follow the scenario, but a good thought.
 I guess that means I'm not ready to be an erotic old man yet.
 ...... I'm not even going to be a porno dad yet.

You'll need to pick out a better one. I said, and spoke to the owner in a hushed tone. Everything is just as we discussed.

...... By the way, shopkeeper, how much are those clothes you're looking at right now, how much do they cost? I'm actually dressed up, but I don't have that much money: ......

 I lower my voice and talk to the owner.
 My role is that of a young master who wants to dress nice for women but doesn't really have much money. You must not ask what is the young master. It's just a flirtation of the moment.
 Rebecca and Elepippi play the role of a prostitute. Elepippi is a real prostitute.
 What am I doing? ......

It's not a bad idea. I don't care if it's just a silver coin. I'd be happy to lose some of them if you could buy me some.

 And the owner. He seems to have conceded rather well from the beginning.
 But I think 100 L per dress is a little high. The price difference between new and used clothes here is very big, and I don't understand the price.
 Anyway, it's a flat rate of one silver coin or something less than an about-face.

I see! Thanks, you can drink this if you want!

 There was a bottle of sake and a cup on the owner's desk, just like the first time I came here.
 I poured the sake into the cup without permission.
The owner says, "Oh, that's very nice," and starts to drink heavily. It's a bit of a sloppy drink.

 In the meantime, Rebecca and Elepippi were arguing and arguing with each other, "Oh, this is so cute! And so on and so forth, while picking out clothes.
 In fact, he has promised to buy them one piece of clothing each, so I guess he's half acting, half serious.

 The owner of the shop is emptying a glass of sake. He has a pretty good mouth.
 He drank the next one in the empty glass.
 Then he put the bottle on the table, saying, "Drink all of this, too.

How about it, boys? You found one you like? Which one, I'll pick one for you.

 Operation Wakadanna, transition to Phase II.

I know, young master, but I want this one, this one, and this one.
...... I want this one, okay?

 Rebecca doesn't seem to be able to get over it, but they've decided what they want to wear for now.
 Elepippi had three outfits, a red one, a blue one and a yellow one, so I made her put them back, though.
 Are you a traffic light?

You know, this one is good too.

'What? What's with the maid uniform? Young husbands like that.

 Yeah, I like it. I like it. I love it.
 I mean, you've been blushing and half-smiling all this time, but maybe it was too hard to ask for a sudden act.
 Is it rather that Elepippi is too flippant and works too much?
 Does she have a vocation as an actress? I don't know if I'll ever need your help with a skit negotiation.

By the way, I want to buy some jewelry.

 It was actually a line that Rebecca was supposed to say, but Elepippi proceeded with the play on her own accord instead of Rebecca, who had almost become a clunker.

'Ah, accessories too, huh? You're an expensive woman at all. ...... Hey shopkeeper, do you have any accessories on hand?

 I've already confirmed that they don't have it.
 What we do have is lace, at best.

Huh? We don't have any accessories. We specialize in vintage clothing.

'Well ....... But if you go all the way to the accessory store, I'm bankrupt ....... Is there anything else I can do ....... Whoa, what's this?

 I discover lace in a slightly deliberate way.

'Hey, look, there's a lot of lace for sale. I'll buy you some clothes and this, you can save the accessories for later.

Well, that's a bit cruel. But if you look at it closely, it's actually pretty cute, isn't it? How about this one, too?

'It's nice. Race is nice too!

You said you wanted a handkerchief too. I already have a lot of accessories.

'It's nice. A handkerchief would be nice too!

I'm thinking about the lace on these sleeves and the collar.

 It may seem a bit forced, but I'm going to take the race-buying trend.
 Rebecca, you're still tenacious. I've never seen Mr. Rebecca like that .......

'Why do you guys want so many ....... How much is that race going to cost, shopkeeper?

 The owner is already starting to get goofy with some good booze.
 The liquor I gave him is whiskey (of sorts). Even people who drink to a certain extent will get drunk if they drink at that pace.

'Oh, oh. "Oh, that. It's a totally unsuccessful guy.

 It's sloppier than I expected.
 I guess this will work: .......

 Operation WAKADANNA, we're moving into the final phase!

 Rebecca and Elepipi pretend to pick out clothes for Rebecca and Elepipi and choose clothes for the children of the house to take home as souvenirs.
 Five outfits for Deanna, Marina, Orica and Rebecca at Elepipi ....... Two maid outfits. We also had three sailor uniforms (traditional Canaanite clothing), so we got them all.
 I'd like to spend an hour wondering if the three sailor suits were leftovers or because they were so popular, but I didn't have a problem with it because it was definitely a bargain.

 I took the two pieces of clothing to the store owner.
 This is where the bargaining begins!

I'm gonna get this one and this one anyway. How much is it?
Two suits, two silvers.
Young master, I want this one too.
Oh, come on, man. Let's get this one in, then.
'That's a bit expensive, but if you buy me three pieces of clothing, I'll give you three pieces of silver for the whole thing.
'Still three silver coins. Oh, well, put some of these lace handkerchiefs on it.
You can wear three of those, then.
"Oh, that's not fair. I'll buy this one too~
Oh, well, all right. The shopkeeper said, "Then include this one. Since you're buying four pieces of clothing, let's spare a little more for three silver and five bronze.
I don't think I'm all that good at this!
Now, put some lace on these sleeves. Four silver pieces will do.
That's good.
'Young master! Look at that! I found something cute. How about the same one? Isn't it cute?
What's that, some kind of folk costume? The owner of the store, put those two on and give me five silver coins. You don't do that much, do you?
Hmmm. Five silver coins, huh? If you can buy a lot of them, fine! Great!
Well, I'll buy a lot of them, and you can get some of this lace on them as a gift.
"Wow, my sister's a maid, I wonder if I can buy her this. Hey, sweetheart?
Me too! Me too!
Okay, you're on your own!
Yay! Then I want this one too!
The owner of the store, at least add this and this as a freebie: ...... Mom will get mad at you if you don't have something to give her.
Oh, yeah. You're in trouble, my friend.

...... So that's ten in all. Put all the races together as a souvenir at .......
No, proprietor, I've caused you a lot of trouble. Keep this one for me.
 Saying that, I give them a gold coin.
 Earlier negotiations had been settled in the form of 8 silver coins and 6 white copper coins, but we're going to get all the lace, and I was going to pay with gold coins anyway.

''Are you sure? I could have gotten you a drink.
'Okay. I'll come by again, and then you can serve me again.
Oh. Good luck with that, young master.

 Mission Complete!
 I was able to get a large amount of clothes and almost all the lace in one piece successfully.
 The lace was practically a service that I got put on for me. Well, I don't know if this was cheaper than buying them normally, but it was fun, so let's call it good. If it were true, I'd have bought about a gold coin's worth of clothes alone.

 This time, the prize of excellence is Elepippi. I walked out of the store and thanked him for a while.
 Elepippi is no longer in play-acting mode and is back to his initial languid mood.

'Thank you. Thanks to you, I was able to get the amount of money I wanted. As a reward, you can take the clothes you just picked out for me. I'm sorry I was at work.

 I don't know if standing around is a category of work in progress, but it's possible that you missed a passing customer while you were playing.

"....... I'm fine. Thanks for the clothes.

Yeah, can I ask you to do this again? This performance was amazing.

...... Really? I'm glad.

 A moment ago he was a complete idiot, but now he's smiling softly and looks like a Bodhisattva.
 No, is it Kannon? Only whores.

 Then Elepippi looks at the bonny hollow.
 In his right hand is a sky-blue stone the size of a cobbler.

'...... yada. Accomplished.

 Whoa?
 Oh! It's a sign!

 I guess ...... people's guidance doesn't even glow or see the genie (small).
 So all of a sudden, you're in a situation where a spirit stone is appearing.

'Wow, you've achieved it! Congratulations! What was the spirit stone?

 Rebecca is suddenly very excited.
 Come to think of it, guidance is something to celebrate, like a party or something if you achieve it.
 She's come out of the clunker mode she was in a while ago and is now the same Rebecca-san as usual.
 I shouldn't have acted so recklessly just because I have an image of you doing everything without fail.

 Congratulations and congratulations to Elepippi and us cheering her on.
 Alright, let's go get something to eat! I'll buy you a drink! And me. I'm still in the young master mode.

...... Thank you, young master, Rebecca. Thanks to you, I was able to achieve your guidance. ...... Will you be friends with me?

Of course. I've always known you as my mentor.

 Come to think of it, I've heard you say that before.
 If we know each other through the guidance, we can become lifelong friends - or something like that.
 I don't know the content of Elepippi's guidance, but it's so much to achieve at this time, it's obvious that it had something to do with this purchase.

I think so. As I said before, I'd love to have your help when you do something like this, and I'd even like to ask for it from you. Also, I'm done with the young master. Just call me Jiro.

'...... but a young master is a young master, right? Because he's so rich.

 It's true that one gold coin is about 150,000 yen, so it might be a person of some wealth ...... that can spend it with a bang.

I'm not going to be the only one who has no relatives,....... It's only a small fortune at best.

...... so ...... young master ......

 No, you can't stare at me that feverishly .......

 The light green hair with elegance, gently narrowed, green eyes that shine dully as if reflecting the bottom of the water. The body is slender, but insists on being assertive.
(I see, erotic.)
 I was in work mode earlier, so I didn't pay attention to it: .......
 If I had to say something virginal (stinky or not, it's a real source), I'd say it's the "why is this girl a prostitute?" kind of thing.
 No, it's because she's erotic. Is it a vocation? It would be awful if it appears as a prostitute in the vocation at the age of 10.
 It's a horrible vocation system.

...... Hey young master. I need to ask you for a favor.

So it has to be a young husband: ....... What?

...... will you be my patron? ...... I'm good with ...... if I'm a young man.

 Okay, erotic.