11-11. I found a ridiculous thing in the basement of Maoujo ②



 Then we went to a convenience store and did some shopping.
 We bought a lot of sweets and ice cream, as we hadn't been to a convenience store in a while.
 We didn't have any cash with us, but Sakahagi-san gave us an item called "Shinmeetsuto" and the clerk gave us a coupon to buy it as long as we wanted.
 I'm sure it was a great item.
 He had a point card, and he was very impressed to see the points increase on the receipt.

He said, "They haven't expired. It doesn't seem to have expired at all in the other world.

 What does it mean that no time has passed?
 I thought it was said that Mr. Sacagawea has been touring the other world for thousands of years.
 Could it have been a lie?
 Oh, I shouldn't, rule number three, I shouldn't have doubted it.

 I'm sure he kept the point card in a safe place, and for some reason I can't understand, he was able to use it for some reason.
 I'm sure that's what happened.

I'll look for a map some other time. I've created a transfer point, so we can get out of the wards right away.

 The only things that such a Sacagawea bought were fried chicken and adjusted soy milk.
 He bought only those two kinds of food in large quantities.
 It seems that he was planning to buy all of the store's stock and even the ingredients, but the shopkeeper's uncle persuaded him not to.
 When the shopkeeper's uncle.......actually the manager, Jiro Tanaka, told him to come back tomorrow, Sakahagi nodded repeatedly and shook hands with him again.
 Mr. Sakahagi never listens to anyone, but he seems to listen to Mr. Tanaka's words.

 I was more surprised when I got home.

'Yum ... yum ... yum, fair tiki.'

 Mr. Sacagawea is devouring his fried chicken with tears in his eyes.
 I'm sure convenience store fried chicken is delicious, but this is the first time I've seen someone so moved to tears.
 I'm surprised that Sacagawea has such an adorable side to her.
 I felt a little superior to the fact that I was the only one who could see her in a way that other wives would never see.

"Oh, really? Can I have a little bit of food too?

 When I think about it now, it was a very careless move.
 Seeing Sakahagi-san so quiet, I was completely relaxed.

"...............................ahhh?

 I looked into Mr. Sacagi's eyes.
 At that moment, Mr. Sakahagi was something very frightening, something not human.
 He's dead...he's going to be killed, and even his soul is going to be crushed into tiny pieces.
 I thought of that and regretted what a stupid thing I had done.

I'm sorry. Please forgive me.

 Just being able to say that is a miracle.
 My body shook, my tears flowed, my voice died, my blood drained, and my surroundings flickered with the plasma I had created.
 As a matter of fact, I even peed a little bit.

I'm sorry I didn't........ You can do it. I've got a lot of them.

 Before I knew it, the gentle, human Sacagawea was back in front of me.
 I didn't know why at the time, and I honestly accepted the chicken and soy milk carton, but after that, my memory is completely lost.
 When I came to my senses, I could see the ceiling of the inn at night.
 Of course, I don't remember the taste of the chicken or anything else.

 I made a promise on this day.
 I'll never let him get angry.
 I will never ask him to eat his fried chicken and soy milk.
 These two vows were engraved deep in my soul.



 For a while after that, I continued to go to the convenience store.
 I went with him, but sometimes Sakahagi-san would go by himself.
 By this time, I was well aware of his love for the convenience store, so I did not blame him.

 I'm happy that he is in a good mood every day and that he treats me well.
 I was able to forget about that horrible experience very quickly, and I was able to indulge her, but I was adamant about keeping my vows.

 I understood the know-how in this other world, I got used to living in an inn, and before I knew it, living in another world with a convenience store had become the norm.
 After about a month of living in this other world, I started to get used to living in a different world with convenience stores.

'Oh, that's a map...'

 Regarding the pledge, Sakahagi-san wasn't desperate at all.
 On the contrary, he even began to say he was going to live in this other world.
 Nevertheless, I continued to search underground on my own and finally found the map.

"What should I do?

 To be honest, part of me thought that since it was so large, there was no way we would ever find it.
 Or maybe we were laughing at the fact that there was no such thing as a map, when I looked down at my feet and saw a stone slab lying on the ground.
 It looked very similar to the design that Mr. Treasure Hunter had mentioned, so I was sure it was the right one.
 The Treasure Hunter who summoned Mr. Sacagawea, is waiting for this map.

 There is no doubt that the correct answer as a wife is to consult with Sakahagi-san.
 As stated in Rule 2, Mr. Sakahagi will do anything to fulfill his pledge.

 But what about Mr. Sakahagi now?

 I had an inkling of what was going on at the time.
 The reason why Mr. Sakahagi had been traveling for thousands of years, and even though he sometimes felt like giving up, he was trying to return to his original world.

 That was........the Fairy Mart, wasn't it?

 More to the point, I think it was for the fairy chicken and soy milk.

 I am aware that I am saying things that I don't understand.
 But I can only assume that's what I'm saying as I look at Mr. Sacaghagi now.
 When Mr. Sakahagi first walked into the convenience store, he said he was back.
 And I still haven't seen him buy any products other than Fairy Chicken and soy milk.

 I'm sure that combination was his favorite.
 Something that Sakahagi-san, who has the power to exterminate everything and reap what he disagrees with or doesn't like without question, couldn't get even after thousands of years of travel.
 If it was fairy chicken and soy milk, it would make sense for the anger he directed at me.

'No.' No, you must not let Mr. Sacagawea find this!

 If Mr. Sacagawea now finds this stone tablet, he will definitely destroy it and make the map a dead thing.
 He would not only destroy the world, he would also kill God for the sake of the fairy chicken and soy milk.

 Thus, I decided to leave the map alone for now....



 I had hoped to buy as much time as possible by doing so, but....
 That day at the store, Mr. Tanaka looked very uncomfortable saying, "I'm very happy to have you as a patron.

He said, "I'm very happy to be your customer, but...the truth is, I'm an otherworldly tripper myself. This is the last time we're going to open a store here.

 It's an unexpected X-day.
 Naturally, Mr. Sakahagi screams like it's the end of the world.

'You're lying, Mr. Tanaka! Please tell me you're lying!
'Oh no I'm sorry. I finally got you to be a regular.

 Mr. Tanaka told us.
 She was working at the Fairy Mart as a hired manager when she was suddenly summoned to another world.
 And he was summoned to the whole Fairy Mart.
 He was confused at first, but for some reason, he noticed that products arrived from another space, and he decided to start operating in another world in order to make a living.
 Thanks to the store that was equipped with a ward and a non-violent realm cheat, he was able to do business normally in an alternate world full of monsters.
 Cheat ability isn't just for humans, it can also reside in shops and things. Wonder!

'If that's the case ... then hire me here! On a part-time basis!
'Hmmm, I'm sorry, but the part-time workers we hired locally and such don't seem to be able to keep up with me and the transition of the store.

 Mr. Sacagawea hangs his head in a crouch.
 Mr. Tanaka gently taps him on the shoulder.

You were the only guests here in the world. It must mean something to you that I was called here and that you are here.

 In addition, Tanaka-san embraced Sakahagi-san as he wrapped her up.
 The Fairy Mart's green apron was stained with Sakahagi-san's tears and snot, but gentle Tanaka-san didn't mind.

'I'm sure the reason me and my shop are called to another world is because someone else needs us. Just like you do.

 At Tanaka's words, Sakahagi-san looked up with a huff.
 Mr. Sakahagi, who had become a repeat customer, must have been talking about the pledge as well.

'Come on, take all the items in the shop today. Your bill is going to be amazing on the first day.
Mr. Tanaka..............................

 Mr. Sacagawea stood up and giggled, his eyes widening.

'I'll definitely be back in this store!

 Her eyes were very clear.
 It cannot be compared to the usual cloudy eyes of Mr. Sakahagi.
 Even Mr. Tanaka, who had been looking at him blankly, nodded with a smile.

'Yes. On that occasion, please give me your patronage again.

 I've been watching the scene with a sense of wonderment.
 I have not been traveling in the other world for very long.
 If I traveled in another world for longer, would I miss the convenience store like Mr. Sakahagi?

 Then I finished my shopping and left the store, and as if I had been waiting for it, the Fairy Mart disappeared.
 Even though Mr. Sakahagi saw this, he did not say anything.
 On the contrary, I have something to say right now.

By the way, I found a map earlier.
Oh, yeah. Well, I'll take it home with my luggage.
Yes.

 It was a very, very refreshing exchange.
 What was it that bothered me so much?

 I let out a sigh and at the same time, I found myself feeling relieved that the convenience store had disappeared.
 What should I have done if that convenience store had been operating in this world forever?
 What would have been the best thing I could have done for Mr. Sakahagi?

 No matter how much I thought about it, I couldn't find an answer.



 I'll tell you a little bit about what happened after that.
 We handed the map to Mr. Treasure Hunter and we were summoned to a new, different world.
 As soon as we finished confirming the pledge, Sakahagi-san takes out a green apron from the item box.
 It's a Fairy Mart apron.
 However, if you look closely, the detailed design is different from Tanaka-san's, and it could be seen that it was spiritedly made by herself.

Ituna. I've been studying things ever since I was summoned to another world.
"Research?
It's a recipe for fairy chicken.

 There are no words for it anymore.
 He didn't just keep trying to get home, he was trying to recreate the taste of the food on his own.
 I shuddered at his persistence, but at the same time I was convinced.

'I used dragon meat instead, or cooked a rock bird... I was able to make something that was rather close to the meat. But for the life of me, the only thing that didn't work was the spice concoction.

 Sakahagi grits his teeth, saying that he couldn't help but get the same spices and seasonings.

'Tanaka-san is also a hired manager and doesn't know about it because it's an outside secret... but I've got the original samples! I even borrowed some spare cooking equipment and was able to recreate it with a craft cheat!

 Wow, and don't be surprised, but Ituna, the able-bodied onna, makes me smile.

'If that's all I have, I can make and eat it myself for a while.

 Then Mr. Sacagawea gave him a strange look.

'What are you talking about? It's all for research, there's no way we're going to have enough to eat!

 Oh, I feel like I shouldn't interfere with this one down the line.
 No one can stop Mr. Sakahagi anymore.
 'Oh, am I smiling well now?

'Oh, yes! If we could rewind time and regenerate the chicken prototype, we might be able to genetically analyze and mass produce cloned chickens! 

 I feel like I'm thinking about something very horrible, but I'm not going to say anything about it because I don't want to waste my life either.
 Anyway, I just sincerely hope that the other worlds and gods are not destroyed in the process of recreating the fairy chicken.

 
 I'm not going to be able to get it right.

 I'm not going to be able to tell you how to do it.