39-39. A different world for kids



 It's a party in the Hanging Garden.
 By the way, the hanging garden is a garden made on the roof of the castle.
 Normally it's a place for royalty and nobles to enjoy a cup of tea, and since it's dusk, the scenery is quite nice.

 After the triumphal party in the castle town, the brave men gathered in the hanging garden as if they were led there.
 By the arrangement of King Jaborn III, it is now reserved only for the heroes and party members of the three stars.
 Jaborn III has thought it through quite well when he's trying to keep the brave from meeting with court nobles and such.

''Too good! Thank you!
Oh, my God! It's not even close to Saisalis' pasta!

 Chi-Bo and JK-chan suck up the pasta with a zulu-ruh.
 It's bad manners to eat pasta while making a noise!
 By the way, they cut the pasta with a knife and eat it without making a sound in the home country. I usually wrap my fork around it and eat it.

If you say this is pasta, then what is it that I have been eating?
"Oh, Your Majesty! Take care of yourself!

 For some reason, Jaborn III fell down like a lady and was taken care of by the minister, but I don't care.

 Anyway, my Bongole Rosso was a big success, and in the blink of an eye, the 199 plates were empty.
 It seems that there were more people than I expected, so I'll add about 100 plates.

 However, I'd thought that Chi-Bo was building a harem party, but there were quite a few men there as well.
 Or rather, it seems to be a normal knight of the realm or something. It's possible that they incorporate brave men into their military operations because they are an invading army.

It's a very good idea to have a good idea of what to do with it.
'I've never had such good pasta in my life! I'm impressed!
Ha, ha.

 I was inconspicuously standing at the edge, observing, when I was approached by those Knights.
 It's not like I was blocking out any sign of them, so that's how they'll find me.

''Mm, no! Knights of the Kingsguard, protect Lord Sakahagi!
Ha!

 At the command of Jaborn III, the knights of the Kingsguard swooped in and chased away the knights of the brave party.
 One of the knights of the Kingsguard spits at me.

''Sacagawea-dono, you can't do that. Don't bypass the range of the Kingsguard's guards!
What? Why?
'You must have forgotten! It's HP 1, and you are!

 Oh, come to think of it, that's what was supposed to happen.
 It was a way to keep me out of the front lines, but I guess I overdid it.

 By the way, there are a lot of good people here in the other world.
 Even though it's not uncommon for useless statuses like mine to be labeled and kicked out or punished.
 When you disguise your status, you're guaranteed to get the castle soldiers, adventurer crumbling thugs and other heroic members involved. I thought it was common practice in the other world to kill people half to death.

Maybe this is an alternate universe based on a game for children.

 The original story might be misunderstood if I use the word "original", so let me explain.
 As a matter of fact, the gods of the other world have a high affinity to the games, novels, and comics on earth.
 The gods, who do not have an eternal life span, play games developed by human beings, and enjoy their ennui. There are even gods who play power supply games and even social games made on Earth.
 In the worst case, the gods forget their role in managing the other world and become woks, even destroying the world under their jurisdiction.
 However, there are also gods who want to take a look at the other world as it is in the game and use it as a reference.
 For example, there's a god who manipulates the fate of the game's production staff, makes them get into a bus accident under the guise of coincidence, kills them all, invites their souls to be reincarnated as his apostles, and then makes them create a game-imitating alternate universe where they kill each other.

 Maybe this alternate universe was originally intended for children, with a low level of cruelty and symbolic simplicity.
 It wasn't a bad imitation, so she probably had nothing to do with it.

'Oh, Sakahagi-san!

 Oh, I thought I didn't see you, but you were on the other side.
 Ituna came running up to me, waving her hand.

"That pasta was so good!
Oh, I see!

 I'd pet him good and easy and he'd say, "Mmm! Ituna is happy while emitting a mysterious cry.
 Hmm, this little animalistic reaction..............is soothing.
 When I let go of my hand, Itsuna whispered to me with an itchy face.

"I just remembered a few things again.
I see.

 Somehow I wanted to change the subject, so I asked a question I wouldn't normally ask.

'How's this world?'
'It's fun! And there are a lot of interesting creatures. Ah!

 Ituna leaned forward on the garden balcony and pointed to the sunset sky.

'Look! It's the sunset!

 I came up next to Ituna and watched the red sunset over the ridge line.
 There's nothing unique about this other world, it's just an ordinary sunset that could be seen on Earth.

You can see it in other worlds, too.
Oh, it's so different!

 Ituna puffs out her cheeks in disapproval.
 That being said, I don't know the difference or anything.

'Hmm. But this world's is very similar to the one I saw from the secret base in the back mountains.
Ha, ha, ha.

 A secret base or a child?
 No, it was when you were a kid.
 I wonder if she made it with a handsome guy or a corner cutter...

Hey, Ituna...
Mr. Sacagawea! Look at that!

 Suddenly, Itsuna's pigtails stood up with a bang.

 With both thumbs and forefingers, I zoomed in on the frame and telephotoed in the direction that Ituna was pointing.
 Then a huge shadow slicing through the setting sun was reflected there.
 A tremendously huge ship with countless spinning propellers is slowly trying to steer towards us with a glow from the dimensional hole.

''Hmm, a dimensionally navigable airship.

 Ans-Baal Army.
 My merry companions who occasionally appear in the different worlds I travel through. They are invaders of other worlds.
 They are mainly brainwashing monsters, but they also have an army of humans. They have quite a few cheat power holders, probably the largest among the invasion-type other worlds. They have armies in other world units, and I don't really know the full extent of them. It's usually part of the invading army that I fight, and if I get hurt a little bit, they leave immediately.
 When I questioned my commanding officer, he pouted about the noble cause, but I honestly don't care.
 They're already in my brain as a group of people that I can destroy as a stress reliever.

 However, it's not that I'm irritated, the otherworldly people are nice and I'm not stressed, and frankly, I'm happy.
 Let's ask them to make a peaceful exit from this place. 

 First, we analyze all the individual IDs that make up the amphibian.
 We're going to force the amphibian to be a single object and assign one individual ID to it.
 I target the new ID and enter the console command "Disappear".

 Then, the Anse-Baal Army's dimensional navigation boat disappeared in a flash.

'Huh?'
What's going on?

 I deliberately blurted out in return to Itsuna, who made her eyes scrunch up.
 She looked up at me with a face like she was pinched by a fox.

"There was something flying over there just now, but...
There's nothing here. Look, there's a bunch of hotties in here.
'Oh, yes! So long, Sacagawea, see you later!

 While tilting her head, she ran down to Chi-Bo and the others.
 After looking away from Ituna, he turned to the setting sun and cowered his shoulders.

''Not at all, I didn't call for you.

 Come to think of it, I wonder if the souls that disappear in the Disappearance are transported to Gaff?
 It means they weren't there, so they weren't even dead in the first place.
 If I enter 《Appearance》 for the same ID, they'll appear at the same coordinates again, but... well, it's impossible since I forgot my ID.

 Realizing that there was no point in worrying about it after thinking that far, I sipped the bongo rerosso I took out of the item box.