In an alternate world, I was sitting at the tavern of the Adventurer's Guild, and I was staying at home.

'Hey!　Do you believe in God?

　The man suddenly appeared and approached me.
　I was wearing a silk hat and tails. Even from the adventurers around me, he clearly stood out.
　I'm wondering why no one is paying attention to him when he's doing a weird dance with his wiggles.

　With a twist of my head, I said the first thing that came to my mind.

"Are you a godd*mn god by any chance?
'What?　Why, why?!

　Suddenly I got jumpy and my dancing got even weirder.

'No, no, yo?　I'm not a f*cking god!

　It's a very obvious reaction.
　Oh, I had a gut feeling that he was a f*cking god.

''........hmmm, how did I know? He's such a good kid with a good intuition, I was going to surprise him later by revealing it to him. With this, there's no telling what will happen later on...

　It's very whispery, but I can hear you, god d*mn it.
　Well, I'll proceed on the assumption that it's different because he denies it.
　As the wife of Sakahagi-san, who is prone to losing her temper for some reason, it's only natural that she would be this attentive. Oh, my goodness.

Can I help you?

　If I remember correctly, the god of shit is an irreconcilable enemy of Mr. Sakahagi.
　The fact that he would come for Sakahagi-san's absence.
　Could I possibly be killed here?

Oh, don't be alarmed, it's not a problem. I'm so weak that if a goblin hit me, I would die instantly!

　I was trying to get ready to fight, and the f*cking god laughed gaily.
　How is it possible to be a god and still be weak?

'By the way, my alias is Nauron Noye.
Oh, yes. I'm Narukami Ituna.

　You call yourself a pseudonym.
　The self-proclaimed Mr. Nauron sat cross-legged diagonally across the table from me.

"Well, I just thought I'd talk to you.
Why me?

　Could this be the Netrix that Sakahagi-san was talking about with a disgusting look on his face?
　I don't understand the meaning of this, but it somehow makes me feel more secure.

'Actually, I know your companion. He gets upset when we see each other.

　Well, I guess that's true.
　And if possible, I'd like him to leave without seeing me.

Besides, my meeting with him here and now is not exactly entertaining. To tell you the truth, there's a tremendous amount of risk involved in my being here.
Wow.
And to mitigate that risk, that's why I'm standing here as the weakest link in the chain.
Hmm.
But it's still too risky to meet the man himself. That's why I'm using an observer like you to make an impression.
Oh, I see.

　As I sipped my juice while I listened, Nauron-san fell off his chair for some reason.

I don't think he reacted too much!
Because I don't know.
Well, I think you should be more understanding.

　That being said, I don't know what I don't know.
　I don't have a lot of knowledge like Mr. Sacagawea.

Just tell me the main point.
That's right... my whole raison d'etre is being a trickster...

　When he made his demand, Mr. Nawron fell to the floor with a heavy heart.

''Well, let's get to the point do you know what he did in the other world before here?

　I feel vaguely sorry for Mr. Nawron as he sits back in his chair, so I'll answer honestly.

'No, I don't know. Or rather, I'm not even sure how long it's been since I slept in the world before.
This is a different world two nights after you slept. There was a world before you, that you didn't know existed.
Heh.
In that world. He was--

　To summarize, the story was that Sakahagi-san did something terrible to a girl named Yuya.

'So that's why. Don't you think that's terrible?
'Ummm...'

　Crossing my arms and tilting my head, I examine Nauron's story in my own way.

'Can't help it, can't you?　I think that boy Yuya is bad too. And Nauron-san, you're deliberately speaking in a way that makes Sakahagi-san seem bad.
Oh.

　With a look on his face as if he saw through the prank, Nauron-san deliberately spreads his hands out in front of him.

He doesn't talk to me much about it, but when I ask him, he tells me. But when I ask him about it, he tells me. He also told me about the time he became a demon king the other day.

　He told me properly that he killed a lot of people there who were doing terrible things to the brave men.
　They told me all about why they had to kill them.
　Of course, I didn't have any feelings about it, but I was the one who forced him to listen.
　I think that's why he told me, because he thought I would accept it.

That's why I'm convinced.
''........Hmmm. As expected, he chose you as his bride. That's boring.

　Mr. Nauron started playing with his hair in a really boring way.
　What does this person want to do when all he does is get on people's nerves?
　He was goofing off while he was talking, but this guy's eyes didn't smile once.
　Although not as much as Sakahagi-san, I can almost hate Nauron-san too.

''........Is that all you have to talk about?''
Yeah, that's it. Well, I guess I'll be going now.

　I stared at him accusingly, and Mr. Nawlon easily got up from his seat.
　Then he turns his back on me unguarded and speaks.

To tell you the truth, the reason I came to see you is because of the fact that I'm from another world. Originally, I had something to do with some people in this other world, and you just happened to be there. Coincidence...fate is a scary thing.

　Again, I don't know what it means.
　But strangely enough, I have a feeling that the words are not directed at me.
　It's more like I'm talking to someone else?

I'm offering a place for gods who don't have a world of their own, with a wonderful system that gives them an infinite amount of energy according to their faith. ─ I am providing a place for the gods who don't have their own world, with a wonderful system that allows them to gain an infinite amount of equal energy for every belief they gather. But those gods who cannot gather faith will create their own alter egos to make them appear to be believers and more faithful than they really are... and in doing so, they misappropriate the energy.

　I approached the next seat, a table where adventurers were gathered, while giving a flaky and still incomprehensible explanation.
　There was a man sitting at that table with no expression on his face, and a couple of women who looked very pretty on the outside.
　If they were that beautiful, they would be eye-catching, but they are unnatural people who are completely unimpressive, as if they are like stage writing.
　Mr. Nawron speaks to them in a cold voice.

'Well, that's why your god was cheating and gathering energy. Therefore, you are to disappear from my universe.

　Mr. Nauron takes off his silk hat, and out of it comes a walking stick and a pure white cloth.
　She put the cloth over the walking stick and waved it at the adventurers.
　Then with a puff, the cloth spread out and enveloped the adventurers.

"You will not have a choice... in three, two, one!

　When the countdown ended and the cloths were removed, the tables were empty.
　It was clean and refreshing, like no one had been there all along.
　Strangely enough, a human being was erased right in front of me, but I didn't feel any emotion.
　It's as if I was right that there was no one in my seat.

Boring paperwork is done. So long, Itsuna-chan........I'll see you later!

　Mr. Nauron left, doing the same weird dance as when he came.



　With a grimace of consternation, I sip the rest of my juice and wait for Sacagawea and the others to return.
　I feel like it's better not to tell them that he's here, but I'm afraid they'll find out later.
　As I was groaning and worrying, Nauron-san appeared from the entrance of the tavern.

'Oh, by the way, I'm what Sakahagi-kun calls a f*cking god!　It's amazing!
I know!