143-142. The worst and worst tag



 As everyone looks on uncomprehendingly, I pour my energy towards the sphere.

'More! More, more!

 Nogami Shino misted up the divine atmosphere in the fulfillment of his innermost wishes and increased the tension.

''Hey, hey! Sakahagiri Koji, what are you doing? That's the core of the world here! If you do that, the world will pop like a balloon!
It's all right, Cappiel.
'Nogamishino! 

 Buddha.
 So the author's name is Shinokami, the God of Death?
 I see... I guess that's what a writer's playfulness is all about.

I'm sorry for hiding my identity until now. You have worked very hard until now. I'm very grateful to you.
'No, no, no, no! I just wanted to repay your kindness in finding Capi, which was lost after you were missing.

 Ah, this errand boy.......wasn't he created by Nogami Shino?
 Obviously, he had no more use for it, but he only brought it back to life because I requested it.

Hey, what's that doing?

 Misaki speaks to me outside from inside the wards.
 I haven't blocked out the sound, but it can't come my way.

'Funny thing,'
'Yes! Well, let's see.

 Laughing matter-of-factly, Misaki sat down on the spot.

''........Boss.''

 Masquerade muttered.
 I didn't realize for a while that I had been called in.

'I see.......they knew.

 Masquerade is only sending me a voice with a directional microphone or something. I'm sure Misaki can't hear me either.
 This one does the same thing with a voice transfer cheat.

"When did you notice?
''When I heard the signet. 'That super lame sign will never be used by other members of the group. If anyone comes in front of you to use it, that's our boss,' said Wildcat Santa....
Annya...

 Ah, even though it's been nearly 2,800 years in subjective time over here.
 I'm still dancing in his hands.

"So, boss, this world is...
'Yeah, it wasn't quite what you said but it was rather worse than that. The organizers were completely black.

 Masquerade's job was to 'investigate the illegality' of this Naroncon.
 Since the contents of the play (game) were basically undisclosed, and there were many darker areas such as how the Naronkon name was formed, it was apparently suspected that the energy of the boxyard world was being diverted to other worlds without passing through the Gaff room.
 'T.F.' took the job wholesale from the gods affiliated with the f*cking gods to an outsourced contractor, and Masquerade was sent to execute it.
 In other words, Masquerade was a hired undercover investigator.

''Well then, already?''
Yeah, I wanted to. I was going to get Masu to do it, but that's not going to happen anymore.
Well you're done for the day.

 Masquerade took off his mask and turned back to Masu-chan.

''Well you know what? I've been wanting to meet the boss for a long time........
With me? Why?
''I was told that the boss was a legendary being who leveled all the other guilds in the Heavenly Demon War...''

 Heavenly Demon Wars ... oh, the big GSO campaign.
 Well, to be honest, that game's boxed garden world was like a cheat mode just for me.
 Of course it was fun to overrun and annihilate all the other players.

"And you were protecting a bunch of kids like me...

 Yeah, that's true.
 But it all started with Wildcat Santa and I was just there to help out, give a little speech or something.

"T. Finders, you know there's a lot of kids like me who have no parents and then there's a lot of kids like me who have no parents and then there's a lot of kids like me.

 If the policy hasn't changed, then so be it.
 Children who have no relatives to care for will be protected and given food, clothes and the strength to live.
 Making the most of limited life................................that would have been the philosophy of 'T.F.'.

If it wasn't for T.F. Finders I and everyone else would be dead and I wouldn't be able to live with you all like this....
So that's what happened.

 I guess that means I've been tailed off by the stories of my boss, who I've never met, and I believed them.
 I'm afraid that if I tell you too much, you'll be disillusioned.

I'm not very good at talking... but there's still a lot I want to talk to you about boss... so boss. Good luck.........
"Oto-Mocha.

 I replied, but if I fulfilled my pledge, I would have to part ways with Masu-chan.
 I don't feel comfortable inviting Masu-chan to be my wife while she's at work.
 There's a good chance I'll be summoned by T.F.F. as long as they recognize me through Masu-chan.
 Let's hope that's the case, shall we?

 The other people are rejoicing in each other's survival.
 The werewolf side of the group apologized to the villagers, but since we hung up too, it's like we're talking about each other and not holding a grudge.
 The wotaku and Mari are holding hands and looking at each other as if they're already together.
 If they come back, we'll all be separated, but I hope they're from the same Earth.

''Ah........the time has finally come for that abominable soul-eating to be destroyed! The world will rise again, where the dead can rest in peace!

 The energy I've poured into it has long since reached the capacity of the entire universe managed by Nogami Shino.
 But this time, he's going to use the energy itself as a bomb and send it to me.......I have to be careful and keep pouring it out until this world completely explodes.

The only thing that matters is the fact that it's not a good idea. But this is pretty tiring!
'We're almost there, Sakahagiri Koji! It's a fight! Show me what a destroyer you are!

 It's pretty easy for him to say that.
 I know you don't think I'm cooperating completely, but it was probably still a dry-landing strategy filled with years of feelings.
 I sensed no small amount of sincerity in their support.

 But you know, Nogami Shino.
 If you ask me, after all.......you're just like the other gods.
 You say it's for the sake of the dead, but at the end of the day, you want to take back the realm and the interests you controlled, right?

 And you were willing to let the participants die once they were brought back to life anyway, right?
 I did the same thing, but I was still praying for the souls of the dead.
 

 That's why I'm sorry to deceive you, but...

'Ladyyss! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! GENTLEMEN!!!

 Suddenly, with an announcement that seemed to echo around the world, the surrounding area went dark at once, and colorful spotlights danced wildly on the stage, as if a lighting system began to move.

''Wha.......what is this.......what!

 He hadn't been able to figure out what was going on with the Most High God, Nogami Shino.
 

 But that doesn't mean it's impossible in his universe.

 The best example is this guy.
 A bizarrely eccentric figure in a silk hat and tails and sleeves, entering on a moonwalk out of nowhere, in rhythm with pop music that began to flow from somewhere.
 He is the god of entertainment, waving his walking stick around and dancing, and hogging the spotlight.

 In other words -- the

'Well, well, well. We are gathered here with a total of twelve poor victims and one god! And And that's... my masterpiece! Backwards! Hagi! Ryo--
Who is your masterpiece?

 The f*cking god that received my stubbornness blasted up into pieces of wood.
 Of course, he immediately makes another substitute alter ego appear.

''Wait a minute! I know I introduced you to you at the last minute, but why are you here? Look, I got a call, okay? In short, I'm at work! I don't have time to play with you!
That's not a good line for an all-seeing, zero-time grasping god to say.
Oh no, being omnipotent can be quite tiring. And I don't check until it's too late!

 Yeah, I knew that.

'Sakahagiriyouzi! What did you do! Why is that guy here....!
Hey, what's up, Nogami Shino-san? I got so upset, you know?
Hey, it's Sino-chan. What a coincidence! I mean, this is your boxed world! You work very hard and you're always very helpful! Be that as it may, why would you call it in? From the looks of it, it looks like he was playing a game. Oh, okay! That's what you did, Mr. Sacagawea! Oh no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Come on, Mr. Sacagawea, it happens all the time! When you're summoned to a boxed world, you mess up your play (game)! Yes, I'm indirectly responsible for this, but I can't give you any compensation! So you're going to have to do one thing here and cry yourself to sleep quietly!

 Well, my provocations are lost on this godd*mn god's natural inciting ability.
 I must continue to improve my vocabulary of verbal abuse so that I don't lose.

I didn't call you, I didn't call you! And more importantly, you can't call the police...!
Oh? But there's no other god here, is there? Who the hell else would be there but you?
It's me.

 I raised my hand.
 Two eyes are on me.

I'm the one who called it in.
"'Yeah!

 Aside from Shino Nogami, is it really that surprising to see even a f*cking god?

'Why is that, Sakahagiri Koji! It's impossible for you to call on the acting alter ego of the Supreme God Naron yourself!
'You're lying! I can't believe Mr. Sacagawea is using our notification system! You said so much that you never want to see my face because it would only make you want to kill me, Sakahagi-kun!
'Yeah, I normally would never have done that. But it's for my old buddy's kids.

 While pointing at Masu-chan in the ward, he replies as if it's nothing.

''The acting alter ego of the Supreme God.......must it be Nauron Noie.......?
You?
Masquerade I got a job.

 Masquerade shows his business card through the wards.
 However, what was written on it was not an imprint of 'T.F.'. It's a mark that looks like a kaisel beard.
 ........Hey, I've seen that business card before too. Where is it?

"Uh ... his case. So that's what it is, isn't it? I understand the situation.

 The smile that had been floating only around the mouth disappeared from the f*cking god's face.
 With a serious look on his face, he turned to Nogami Shino.

'Hey there, Shino. Maybe you've figured it out long ago, but to tell you the truth, I've been working on an internal investigation of your Hakoniwa world for a long time now. I was hoping that you would do something, but apparently... it's not just an energy fraud, is it?

 Nogami Shino steps back.
 No matter what kind of supreme god he is.......no, that's why he will never be able to match the supreme god.
 Even if it is the weakest god in the universe that can be killed by goblins.

''Kuh........Sakaha Giriyoji! If you want the souls of the participants to return safely, keep pouring energy into them!
I'm still working on it.
Yes? Whose side are you on!
I don't take sides.
What are you doing, Mr. Sacagawea, what are you doing?

 The f*cking god interrupts with interest.

'Hmm, I'm storing up some soul energy to send to Gaff's room.
"Hmmm, I see........you mean that amount? This........is an amount equal to all of Shino-chan's capacity in charge! If you send that kind of thing all at once, no matter how many gaff rooms--
"Huh. Yes. Destroyed! The day has come for that abominable system to come to an end!

 Looking at the astonished god of shit, Nogami Shino started to win.
 He's completely regained his momentum after being pressured earlier.
 I mean, your character has changed.

''Now, Nauron do you think you'll erase me? I don't mind. In exchange for Gaff's room and my presence, there will be change. Or maybe they'll turn off Sakahagiri Koji and protect Gaff's room? No, you can't! Even you can't make the Sacajagiriyouzi disappear! I know what I'm talking about! And as long as we're using Soul Eater Genri (Soul Eater) as our material, we have an eternity to rebuild Gaff! Now turn it off ... and do it, Nauron!

 Nogami Shino is proud to say that he is that prepared.
 The golden eyes of Nogami Shino said that they would be the foundation of the future of the gods who would rule the dead and, in turn, the world of the dead.

 In contrast, the f*cking god's eyes were terribly harsh.
 It finally opened its mouth with a stunned face that said it didn't understand the meaning of Nogami Shino's words in the first place.

''Why?''
Huh?

 Nogami Shino made a dumb noise.

'Why would I need to eliminate you?

 That of the f*cking gods was a tone of voice that sounded like a question to a child.
 No, it was true. All gods are cared-for children and toys to be played with, to the f*cking gods.

'Because ... I'm not going to let Gaff--'
Yeah. So, you weren't playing around with the energy for yourself. You're trying to send energy to Gaff. There's nothing wrong with that. There's no limit to how much energy you can send... and even if the energy you send ends up destroying Gaff, that's a flaw in the system, right? Or do you have a rogue world that you currently only manage in this boxed garden world? Since you created a world with such a large capacity... you couldn't have afforded that, could you?
Yes, it's true, but... what?

 Yeah.
 I had a feeling this was going to happen.
 I mean, if it's a hotheaded god of the law or something, he's the one who's rushing to the scene with a call, but this guy.
 Well, let's just check it out.

You're sure about that? I was willing to cut myself off and call you, and that guy is going to be blameless, isn't he?
"Hmmm........because it wouldn't bother me if Gaff's room was lost. I'm sure all the temples (pantheons) everywhere will be in turmoil, but I won't be the one to take the blame!

 I was kinda hoping that busting up Gaff's room would make the f*cking gods panic, but I guess not.
 You're right. The whole universe would be in chaos, that's for sure.
 Of course I'm going to do everything in my power to miss it and be practically complicit in it, right?

 Apparently, Nogami Shino was stunned, as if he didn't understand the........that part of the d*mn god.

''But that wouldn't make me feel any better, would it?
Then why don't you do what you want, Shino-chan? I'm not privy to any of the individual troubles.
'Uh... so can I make her my wife? I like your face.
No, it's fine.
What?

 Nogami Shino turned to the f*cking god.

'Then that's what I'm talking about.'
What?

 Shino Nogami turned towards us.

''I'll get plenty of money back for killing Masu-chan in the midnight wrestling. No, I was just missing the wife of the Most High God on hand, so that's a big help. I mean, if it's my Yusperia, you can make the afterlife, no gaff or anything. It's totally possible, so come on wife. I'll explain the harem rules to you later.
'Wait a minute. No, I know about the harem rule, but I don't know why you're asking me out...I'm not following the flow at all. Besides, I'm still--
But if they tell you that I missed the destruction of Gaff's room, there's a bunch of loud gods out there! You haven't done anything illegal, but you will be held accountable. I'll have my ass kicked by people too. So I'll be glad to see you go! So, have a happy married life as the wife of Sakahagi-kun... Oh, or do you want to disappear just to keep your mouth shut?

 Shino Nogami is getting teary-eyed as me and the f*cking gods press in on him.
 Kukuku, you look pretty good........

"Will you be my wife?" "Will I erase you?
Wait.....
'I'll let you choose whichever one you like, and I'll let you choose whichever one you like.'
Oh no...
One way or another, it's over for you.
What the hell are you people doing here?




'It's a passing otherworldly tripper. Remember that! A supreme deity who holds the whole universe together. Adios!




 Thus, after Nogami Shino was bound by the god of shit, he was placed in my sealing beads.
 I was finally unable to witness the destruction of Gaff's room, which I had longed for, until the end.