Mr. Kaiser. Tell me about Anna's weaknesses!

　Inside the Adventurer's Guild building.
　Monica, sitting across the table from me, asks me this. She leaned forward and had a serious expression on her face.

'...... What?　What did you just say?
You need to listen to me. Just make sure you hear me out. Will you listen again?　Tell me what your weaknesses are, Anna!

　Monica repeated it as if she had no choice.
　...... Apparently, I didn't hear wrong.

Why do you need to know Anna's weaknesses?
"Of course it is. Because Anna is too perfect. She's intelligent, pretty, attentive, well-liked, talented enough to be the youngest ever guild master, and even has a good-looking father like Kaiser. Not much!　What in heaven's name do you need to give Anna to make her feel better!
Come on, come on. ......
It's hard to motivate yourself when there's such a big difference between us as human beings, even though we're only two years apart in age. Really.

　Monica let out an audible sigh.
　She's a girl who changes her expression all the time.

You'll be in trouble at work if you continue like this. I'm sure you'll be skipping work.
So you want to know Anna's weaknesses?
That's right. And if I could know Anna's weaknesses, then when I make a mistake at work and she gets mad at me, I can feel superior to her and say, 'But I know your weaknesses!
Isn't that the first place to make a mistake: ......?
Oh, no. I can't hear you.

　Monica made a gesture to cover her ears...

"Anna's a human child. There has to be. There's a weakness that just outweighs all of her other strengths.
That's a weakness that just trumps all the other advantages.
Do you have unusually long nipples, excruciating constipation, deadly bleeding hemorrhoids, etc.? Do you have any?
'It seems to me that the genre of weaknesses is very biased: ....... You're right . Anna does have some sort of weakness.
'Really?　Tell me about it!
He couldn't handle bugs as a kid. He got bitten by a caterpillar or something when he was a kid. So he can't even touch them.
'It's a bug: ....... That's good to hear.

　Monica heard my words and smiled wryly .

'Phew! ....... Anna . You are a perfectly beautiful girl until today . I'll take that disguise off of you!
Where do you mean, where are you going?　You're at work right now, right?
'I don't have time for work!　We need to get ready to take down Anna!　I'm on fire!

　Monica relieved herself of her work and ran outside .

　.

　A short time later, Monica came back inside the guild .

''Haha ...... haha ......''
You look like you're pretty tired. What have you been up to?
I've been working on this!

　What Monica held up was a paper sculpture of a kemushi. At a glance, it's so elaborate that it could be mistaken for the real thing.

I will use this fake kemushi to make Anna scream. This is the last time you'll be a perfectly beautiful girl today!
............

　Great motivation .
　I can't help but think of ...... if it's directed at work, even if just a little bit. Well, they say that work and hobbies are disproportionate to passion.

"Hey, Dad. Dad. I didn't know you were here.

　Anna saw us and came over to her.

"It's nice to meet you.
''Hmm. It's nice to have you here in King's Landing so I don't have to worry about whether or not I'll be able to handle the difficult requests that come my way.



　It was as me and Anna were chatting with each other .
　Monica casually walked up behind Anna.

Now!

　He took the Kemushi object in his hand and put it into Anna's lapel.

'Anna!　I've got a chemo in my back!
"Oh no!

　As soon as Anna heard the word "kemushi," she jumped up. The fake vermin on her back rubbed against her skin in her clothes.

''Kyaaaaaah!

　Anna collapsed to the spot with a scream . She grabbed the hem of Monica's dress beside her and looked up at her as if she was about to cry.

'Take it!　Monica!　Just get it off me!
'Huh?　That's weird. I wonder where...
'Please, ......!　Kemsi is at ......!　Just not the chemtrails: ......!　Goofy ......!　Monica, hurry up and get it: ......!
'Nah, a teary-eyed Anna relied on me to help her ....... Cute ......!

　Monica looked at Anna's exhausted state and was thrilled.
　She put her hand on her chest and looked ecstatic.

''I understand!　Leave it to me!

　When Monica was asked to do so, she was in a good mood and put her hand inside Anna's clothes .

'Oh ...... hiya ...... there ...... you're wrong ......!

　Anna let out a muffled sound as Monica groped her whole body.
　Her body shook with a little shudder.
　Hey, hey, hey. You can't use that as an excuse to get rid of your vermin. It's like you're touching something else entirely.

Ta-da!　I got it!

　With a commanding voice, Monica raised her right hand to the heavens.
　There it was - a false chemist .

......, thank God . Hurry up and throw it outside--hmm?　Isn't that kemushi ...... a fake made of paper if you look closely?
Whoa!
...... What the hell does that mean?　Dad. Monica. I think you should tell me everything you know, okay?
What?

　Monica was being questioned by Anna, and she had confessed to everything.

"I see. Monica sent you all this stuff. You were working so hard on this stuff instead of working. Hmm. Wow.
Oh, forgive me: ......
Dahme. You're gonna have to work a lot of overtime today.
Hi!

　Monica screamed in front of Anna, who had a big smile on her face. ...... The composition is the complete opposite of what it was earlier.

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So?　Were you satisfied with knowing Anna's weaknesses?
That's true. But I think that the weakness of being bad at bugs only enhances Anna's cuteness. Just.
"Just?
It was a boon to find out that it's fun to torment Anna-san... Please keep telling me about your weaknesses and all that!
............

　Even after being squeezed, Monica didn't learn her lesson. On the contrary, she was more motivated.
　She might be a girl with a surprisingly strong s*x appeal.