"...... and ......

Oh. You're up, Yuki.

　Shaking my head lightly, I sit up.

　The first thing I see is a referee sitting next to me.

"This is the ...... dungeon. Yeah, did you bring me here?

　All I remember is catching Leffi's ball with my face.
　But since I'm lying here on the futon, that means someone carried it here.

Well, it was Lil'

　Cowering his shoulders, he says that to Reffi.

　So, it was Reffi who carried me through the process. 　

Well, if you're ......, well, thank you. It looks like they treated you well too.

　I tried to touch my own cheek, but it didn't hurt or look swollen.
　It's a good thing that you're able to have a good time with your friends.

　...... I never thought I'd be in real trouble.

"My ball knocked me down, and that's all that matters. I'll give you that much. --By the way, you've won one game and lost one game so far.

"Eh.

　I let out a goofy voice and my wife grinned and continued.

"You took it, I took it, and now we're done, right?　Next time, we'll switch pitchers and batters, and I'll be the one throwing...

I'm sorry I lost.

　There I was, on the futon, getting down on my knees in a spectacular fashion.

　Leffy laughs and stands up, slapping his knees and pecking me on the head and saying, "Well, as a winner, I'd like you to pour me a glass of wine today.

He pats me on the head and says, "Well then, as the winner, I'll have you pour me a glass of wine today.

Heh, you're right. I'd be happy to pour you a drink, sir.

What's different about your husband to me?

　Leffy smiled at me as I rubbed my hands in a roguish manner.


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　Then, after the girls have gone to bed.

"Come on, Yuki!　Pour the next one!

"Wow, okay, okay, here,

"Wow ...... Leffi-sama, it's so darned good ......

　As I serve a glass of wine to Reffi, who pulls on my arm, Liu, who is watching me from next to her, laughs with a slightly dumbfounded smile on her face.

I'm sure he's sobered up fast, but he's not that strong of a drinker.

"Haha, ...... is cute, though.

"Liu, you too!

"Yes, yes, I'm drinking, Mr. Refy--Hey, Mr. Refy?

"......zzz

"...... You're sleeping.

Don't sleep.

　All this time we've been having a normal, albeit drunken, conversation, and now she's falling asleep, breathing in her sleep on my lap with my pillow.

　She looks at each other and smiles at me and Liu.

You're a strong drinker, by the way.

I didn't know that because I haven't had a chance to drink much, but I guess so. Your husband is pretty strong too.

No, I'm at my limit. I'm just glad this guy got crushed early.

　I'm accompanied by Leffy and Liu has been drinking quite a bit, but he doesn't seem to be getting drunk at all. He's a bit pissed off.

　In contrast, I'm better than Leffi, but I can tell that I'm starting to get drunker.
　If Reffi kept on drinking at this rate, I'm sure I'd lose my memory in the near future.

"Oh!　Phew. ...... I'm getting a little hot from drinking too much.

　Suddenly, Liu deliberately flips off her maid's outfit and begins to fan her face with her hands.

...... I'm sorry, Mr. Liu, I don't want you to act goofy and drunk after all this time.

"Huh, what do you think?　Does it feel good?

"No, it doesn't look good at all, it looks ridiculous.

"Comical!"?

　A shocked expression appears on his face at my words.

It's not true, is it?　You see, you see, sir, men love the valley, the valley.

　She was frustrated that I didn't respond very well, but she unbuttoned her chest even more and leaned into me.

"Cleavage, you can hardly have any cleavage, if you're doing it, Leila.

"I've been told some pretty mean things!

　Mr. Liu, to tell you the truth, you're a bit lacking in s*x appeal.

　And then he got angry with the stone, "Moo! I'm just kidding," he said, and I defended her while laughing.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!　Ugh, we have a little bit of cleavage too!　I mean, this lovely, lovely wife is trying so hard to seduce you, but when you come with your husband!

"It's a show of affection. You're a guy who deserves to be teased.

...... Well, okay!　I know your husband is a devil. We have a generous heart, and we'll forgive your rude master.



That's nice. Thanks.

　By the way, Leila is here as well, smiling in front of us and drinking at her own pace.

　I wondered if this guy is also a strong drinker, but if you look closely, you can see that his white cheeks are redder than usual.
　It's not that he isn't drunk, it's just that he's not drunk.

...... Um, Leila?　When did you get so much?　I mean, are you okay?

"Yes?　What's wrong?

　Somehow, Leila answered with a trongy look, with a longer-than-usual ending. It's a bit erotic.

　I didn't realize it when I was making fun of Leffy's response and Liu, but the amount of wine bottles lying around her was unbelievable before I knew it.
　It's roughly two to one compared to us.

　That's how much one person drank ......?

"Oh, hey, you've been drinking too much, haven't you?　Are you okay?

"Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine!

　With a smile, Leila said that - and then suddenly fell backwards.

Leila!

　I'm in a hurry for a moment, but I soon realize that she is breathing softly in her sleep, just like Leffi, and I smile.

　...... I knew it wasn't very good, I guess.

...... I just went head to head, does it hurt?

Maybe you're numb to the pain, too?

　I guess so.

　So the next day, I was like, "Huh?　I'm not sure if you have a bruise on your head without knowing it: ......" he wondered.

It's a good thing that you're starting to lose your mind and have a lot of room to maneuver. It's a good time to rub Leila's tits, master.

I won't rub.

　What the hell does this guy think I am?

Yeah, because he said something about Leila's cleavage.

"No, that's just a comparison: ...... and I rather like the thighs better ......

Do you want to rub Leila's thighs?

"...... does not rub

"Oh, I'm having a hard time deciding what to do now.

"Ugh, shut up.

　It's a good thing, Leila, you're the most stylish in the dungeon and ...... that a man is languishing.

　It's not just a matter of time before you'll be able to get your hands on a new one.

It's a good thing that you're able to get your hands on some of the best products and services available.

"I guess so: ...... Ah.

"?　What's going on?

　I suddenly shouted, and Liu nodded his head in wonderment.

"Speaking of which, I had given Nell a 'communication ball modifier'.

　I forgot that I could hear Nell's voice if I wanted to.

　When I remembered that, I thought about what would happen if I got a call, and I quickly brought the "communication ball modifier" that I left on my workbench instead of in the item box.

What's this?

This doesn't work with ....... By activating this thing, you can activate it by pouring magic into it, you can talk to a person in the distance. In other words, you can talk to Nell.

"Well, isn't that great and convenient!

But it consumes a lot of magic. You probably run out of magic in a minute or so when you use it.

...... Is it useful?

The only people sending and receiving are the demon king and the brave, so we can probably have a conversation for an hour or so.

　While briefly explaining the specifications to Liu, I poured magic power into the communication ball breaker and activated it.

Hello, good evening

"Huh!　What, what!

"Oh!　I've got it. What's up, Nell. You okay now?

"Oh, um, yeah, I'm fine, but ...... guy?

　Nell's voice, coming from behind the crystal, sounding startled.

Yes, big brother. How are you, Nell?

"...... Yeah, I'm fine. I'm finding it a little hard to stay in the bathroom.

　Yeah, you said you only take the occasional bath.
　I guess that must be pretty spicy for Nell, who seems to love baths.

"So, what's up, mister? What's the trouble with ......?

"No, I'm not in the middle of anything. I was just talking about you over here and I wanted to hear your voice.

"Nell, how are you?　Are you eating and sleeping well?

"That voice is ...... Liu. I miss Leila's cooking, but I'm eating well.

You have to eat a balanced diet!　To be an attractive woman, it's all about the daily grind!



Yeah, I'll be careful. Oh, you too, Liu, be careful. Don't eat a lot of snacks with Reffi, okay?　She has a different body structure from us, so if she eats as much as we do, she's going to get fat, you know?

"Ugh, ...... knows that too, of course.

　I'm sure you'll be able to find a way to make it work.

　Yes, you eat a lot of sweets with Reffi.

　You can't get fat even if you eat stupidly, so if you eat because of this guy who is sleeping on my lap, you'll get fat in an instant.

"Hey, more importantly!　Nell, do you have any interesting stories to tell us?

"Eh, hmmm, ...... like the story of the arrest of the monster underwear droid?

"...... Isn't it no longer a monster or something?

"Isn't that just lingerie sludge?

　I think so.

No, it's different, you know?　At first, it was investigated as just the work of a pervert, but then it became clear that the perpetrator was trying to use the stolen underwear to create a magic circle, which was not so simple.

　What's a magic circle with underwear?

　And we spend the night chatting with Nell in a remote place--.