We were on our way to the trade port of Pyreneus to meet up with Toshiaki Hino. However, at a town we stopped in on the way, we received a large extermination request after a long time, so we decided to stop by and earn some money for our operation at once.


★ Confirmed a large group of orcs to be exterminated.

'There's a lot of orcs this time, and it's rare to see orcs raiding a town.

　Orcs normally operate around their homes and do not travel far. Besides, orcs only attack individuals in the field or small groups such as villages. The exceptions are runaway or migrating.

　There are other reasons why they do not travel to remote areas. Of course, Orcs need a base of living, and if they are far from their homes, they will find it difficult to find a safe place to sleep and food. And even if it is a small settlement, attacking a well-defended town is not much of a return on the risk.

　But this time, for some reason, they're gathering on a plateau about 10km from the town, where there's nothing but rocks and short grass. And there is a large river between the orc group and the town, followed by a swampy area and finally a cultivated area.

　Stranger still, these orcs are coming from different directions, so they do not seem to be from the same pack. They are bringing their own food, which is unusual for an orc with no plan. And although they are feisty, most of them look weak.

　I have no idea what the purpose is, what do these people want?

Ryota-sama, we have completed the voice analysis of the orcs we've collected. Our objective is to kidnap the town's women.

　The reason for this is a flaw in the orc society. In orc society, the weakest individuals have no wives, and the strongest individuals take more than one wife. I want a wife too! And so he decided to go around.

　The Orcs visited their neighbouring tribes, inviting those Orcs who had no wives to come and attack the human towns and secure their wives. As a result, Orcs in similar circumstances who agreed with him gathered together and formed the current large group.

You know, window flowers. This raid is a group wedding ceremony for orcs who don't have wives?

　Midia and Manya reacted with [ugh]. Pina feels like she doesn't understand what it means, and the kids shouldn't understand, so I won't tell them.

'Looting marriages are also performed by human barbarians, but it doesn't matter to us. We just need to exterminate the orcs for the reward and collect the magic core and back oil. Our prey this time is weak and greasy, so let's get rid of them quickly before they lose weight.

　I don't approve of the orcs' means of marriage either, but the cause is too sad. So, window flowers can you stop looking at the orcs like they are cattle or supplies?

　But as a result, it's still treated as an object.
　This time, I devised a lemmings strategy.
　It was really an easy job.

Progress and summary of the Lemmings operation

1, The river collects and sets up unwashed women's clothing on the other side of the rocky shore where the river is cut deep.

2, At night, Pina sings an enchanting song, and Midia sends the scent of the clothing with a wind spirit. (I am skin and Pina's song is invalid. (It's Pina's song of enchantment, so it doesn't work on women.　

Three, the orcs are lured by the song and the smell, and they gather on the rocky shore. But it's night and you can't see your feet, and the spell song is reducing your ability to think. Furthermore, the orcs that come later push the orcs in front of them. So most of the orcs fell one by one into the river and drowned, unable to surface with their downpouring companions.

Next, downstream, illuminated by the headlights of the armored car, we worked to retrieve materials. The body of the drifting orc is guided to the shore like a slingshot ball by a stake driven into the river. I haul it up with a hooked stick. After that, Manya collects the orc's back oil and magic core.

5, Finally, we clean up after the survivors on the plateau. Pina is an airstrike and occasional lighting paratrooper. Midia cleans up with sniper fire. It's estimated that only about 10% of them succeeded in escaping.

　That's all.


"Lots of fat and predictable floaters, lots of oil in the back. Just to be on the safe side, make sure you stop it before you take it apart, okay?

　This is now a complete slaughterhouse.

　If Orcs had human rights, I'm sure they would be wanted by the UN for [crimes against humanity].

　We were crying over the guilt and working, but we finally ran out of drowned bodies and the work was done.

　We had a lot of back oil on hand, which is used for explosive materials and biodiesel as well as machine oil. There was also more than enough magical nuclei for fueling the ruins' self-propelled vehicles, enough to sell to the town. The reward for exterminating them was also unbeatable, just because they looked like a large group.

　When I think about the regret of the orcs, I'm afraid I'll be cursed. But they're demons, and their atrocious methods are nothing more than an act of looting, so we can't just leave them to die. Besides, I have a duty to provide for the members of the group, so don't hesitate to become their wages.

　The next consideration is the mental care of the group members who worked hard even with the sickening extermination. They were well paid, and I'd like to give them recreation and bonuses at my expense... but that's getting harder to do these days.

　With the discovery of cotton, locally produced ammunition has become abundant, and the last supply has become almost a luxury item. This includes sweets, cosmetics, shampoo and conditioner, A5 Wagyu beef, cigarettes, etc...

　The window flowers are quite frustrated by this, and if I drink and eat with the group's funds or give them a bonus, they'll be pissed off to the nth degree.

　Even at the last Goddess Supply Meeting [The local soap is alkaline and hurts your hair?　A quick rinse with diluted vinegar will neutralize it! And barked.........

　But you know, Mr. Windowflower.

　Once a person experiences a high standard of living, it's very difficult for them to voluntarily return to their old inconvenient and poor life.

　And if you can afford the supplies, why not?　I think, but it was Manya's shady talk in the merchant capital Altena. Because of that, Window Flower reopened up and changed classes from 【Vault Keeper】 to the senior position of 【Kotomina】.

　They were like a family before, but Window Flower used the power of electronic spirits to falsify the Japanese family register information. In the data, she is officially my sister as 【Ochinaka Windowka】.

　Terrible hacking ability......She could destroy modern civilization.

　Well, Window Flower also grew up with very human-like emotions..................... My stomach hurts when I think about it deeply. Rather than that, it's easier mentally to think of the situation as being like the president of a small and medium-sized company, saying, [We're becoming a homely research group too].......

"Hmm, my team is a good place to work!

　Now, once again, I've decided to turn this stress over to Toshiaki, the rear-end investigator!　Immediately we set off again for Pyreneus.