119 Episode 116 S-class cheat "Chick appraiser"




 Thus began the chick identification test, with the right to 100,000 an hour.

 First, one of the chicks in the case on the right side of the case was grabbed up and its anus was checked as I gently grabbed it with my right hand to wrap it up so as not to stress it.
 --It's a male!

 In an instant, I judged the s*x, and placed the chick on the front side of the left side of the case, which was divided into two parts, fluffily as if it were a powdery snowflake.

 A mere three seconds passed between them.
 The momentary and delicate movement of his fingers didn't give the chick time to even understand what had happened.

 Huh? And by the time the chick felt it, it was already free of my hand and started purring again in its new cage as if nothing had happened.

'First of all, one--! Next!
 I immediately take the next chick out of the case on the right side, this one gently, as if to gently stroke the maiden's soft skin.

 For a moment I was reminded of the accident (just an accident, not a matter) where I rubbed Uduki's tits.
 They were so soft.........
 Oops, now I have to focus on identifying the chick rather than the feel of her tits!

 It's a b*tc*!
 Now I move the chick to the back of the left side of the case quickly and with a delicate touch, as if the woolen pants were gently wrapped around her bottom on a chilly winter morning.

 The males are sorted into the front case and the females into the back case, and so on.
 This is the sequence of the identification of the firstborn chicks by anus identification.
 The only thing left to do is to repeat this process--!

 And in exactly one minute, I had all 20 birds painstakingly sorted.

Speed is not a problem. The only thing left to do is to be precise. Let me check. Of course, if there's even one wrong doe, you'll be sent home immediately at that point, okay?
Of course. You can check it out as much as you like.

 With a polite gesture that I can't imagine from his girthy appearance, the old man reaffirms the chicks I've sorted.
 And then...

"...I'm surprised. Perfect without question, the speed was perfect. The soft touch with the chick was also really nice. You have a really good arm, that's all I have to say.

 He was a goofy old man.
 That power that would make even the pros groan.
 As expected of an S-class cheat, it's really not half bad.

I'm sorry, it seems that my eyes are the knot holes. I'd like to apologize for disrespecting your arm, Nee-chan. I'm sorry, you're right. But Nee-chan, where did you get such skills at such a young age?

It doesn't matter now, does it? More importantly, can I get hired here?
'Yes, of course! I'd rather ask Nee-chan to take on a job for his skills!

'Thank you! Thank God! .........So here's a little negotiation, or maybe a suggestion, but right now, the old man said one minute, so I just finished in one minute, and I can actually differentiate faster.

What...what...?
 The old man's face flushed with astonishment.

 It would be.
 Now that was a test that even the big veterans could just barely make it or not, and that kind of barely was also just barely, so to speak, to drop it.
 'I can do that faster,' I said confidently.

I can do it 1.5 times faster," he said, "and I'll be able to evaluate 30 birds in a minute, and I'll pay you 1.5 times the hourly rate for that. Can you give me 1.5 times the hourly rate for that, or 150,000? I want a sum of money all at once, if possible. Of course I'll do a job that's worth the paycheck.

'That's all well and good, but a factor of one and a half is one bird in two seconds. Not that I'm doubting Nee-chan's skills, but isn't it a bit of a stretch to do that for hours on end...?

'Don't worry, if no one else can do it, I can do it. So, I guess we have a deal.

If you like it, that's fine with me. Then I'll get you an assistant to carry the chick's cage, with a 10-minute break every hour, and we'll start with an eight-hour contract today--

'I don't need a break. Can I just have a drink of water every hour instead? The working hours are 24 hours from now. In the meantime, I'll identify all the firstborn chicks here.

 A human being can endure hunger, but if you lose water, you'll become dehydrated and your ability to perform is greatly reduced - especially your ability to concentrate.
 Conversely, as long as we drink water and don't get dehydrated, we can maintain our full performance.

''Hey, there are over 40,000 firstborn chicks born in the last two days here now! And there's no way they can do an accurate identification for 24 hours straight--

Thirty birds a minute is 43,200 in 24 hours, right? It's numerically possible. If we can't do it, then I'd rather get paid nothing.

'No, I'll pay you, of course, up to the point of having it done, but........ Well, if you're going to go that far, you can do what you want. Other than the assistant, all you have to do is get me some water, right?

Yeah. Oh, and I have one more favor to ask. I think there's a girls' high school in the east section.
Yeah, I know. My daughter goes there too.

Well, you'll have to wait. I have a student there, Sakura Uzuki, and I want you to tell him or her not to worry about me. I'm in a bit of a jam at his place.

You're Sakura Uzushi, right? All right. I'll go on an errand boy right now and tell him that.

 --And so it was.

 I was contracted to do a 24-hour s*xing job for 150,000 yen an hour.