250 Episode 243 Virgin Mary-Celecia




Well, I'm not a demon, am I? It's a spirit, you know. ........wait! Make sure you get it right, it's a blur.

'No, you're not in the mood for that right now, read the air...'

'Well, all right! In other words, the gentle genie says I'll narrow the scope of the questions. I'll narrow it down to questions about the Virgin Mary-Celesia!

 I'm proud to say that I'm a genie-- but
Who is the Virgin Mary the Virgin Mary?

'How come you don't even know about the Virgin Mary? Even pre-schoolers know your name!
Huh, I'm a man unlike any other, Manashiru Seiya.

What are you bragging about being an idiot?
d*mn it, that bastard........he's one of them........

 I'd be soberly shocked if such a silly genie called me an idiot in the bare bones.

''Well, the Virgin Mary-Selecia is the first and only saint of the Church of Mary-Selecia, which 80% of the imperial subjects believe in, and she's a truly amazing person. I'm sure Sayre would be surprised to know that.

 It was once again Uzuki, the trusty wise-bag, who gave me the knowledge to save me from this foolishness.

I'm curious to know what you're talking about. What did you do, for example?

'Well, the most famous episode of the Virgin Mary is probably this one. She visited a poor village and in one night excavated a gold mine for them.

'What? What?
 In response to my words, he responds to my words and starts over with a disposable S-class cheat, 'What? What? has been activated.

 No, but this is not an option, is it?

'I visited the poor farming communities, and overnight I unearthed a gold mine for them.
 Yeah, if you hear it twice, you're going to hear it again... you know, the gold mine, the mountain where the gold is found, right?

'I mean, that's kind of blown out of the water all of a sudden... the context is obviously wrong, isn't it? I mean, that's indeed a false story, right?

Haha, I know what you're thinking, but this is a historical fact. In history books, it's called 'Mary's Miracle' or 'Mary's Gold Mine for a Night'.

Maria, wow!

He has also made a name for himself in the development of new medicines, made a major contribution to the improvement of children's hygiene, and poignantly questioned the issue of poverty in society. Oh, and there was an episode where I deliberately got a zero in the last subject, even though I could have gotten a perfect score in all subjects, in order to fulfill a friend's study abroad requirement.

'What the hell, Maria. It's no longer too amazing in so many directions, it's at a level where I can't understand it...

Yeah! Which means the Virgin Mary is one of the most famous people in the history of the Empire! If it's a question about that Mary, it's a fair and honest historical question, right?

Well, well, sure...

 The person who is the Virgin Mary of this world is probably a famous person of the level of Oda Nobunaga or Sakamoto Ryoma in Japanese history.
 I'm not sure what the history books are about.

I'm not going to be able to say that. It's time to get to the question, okay? Ready?
Come in!

Hon. Now here's the problem. The Virgin Mary made a social satire by daring to eat fancy sweets in an orphanage to solve the problem of poverty. What were the sweets that she ate then?

 .........yes?

"Oh, man, I don't know about that! I mean, that's not even in the history books!
 I tsked.

'You're right, it's not directly on there, is it? But it's in the picture! And those paintings are in color in the archives! What's the problem with putting that out there?

It's all over the place! Who's going to look at that kind of detail in a history book that you don't even use for free! Where's the 'fair and equitable historical question'!

'A fight starts before the fight--none! Before we can fight, the game has already been decided in the information warfare phase!

 Maybe it's because he was frustrated by the fact that Toi said the right thing to him a while ago and broke his argument, or maybe it's because he's a genie who can say it with a very smug look on his face.

 d*mn, this is a very strange, or perhaps too strange, problem to have to deal with, as expected of Uzuki.

Chocolate.
Yes, it's a chocolate--yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

 The genie peeled off his eyes and let out a cry of surprise - and then he let loose.