285 Episode 278 I Want To Be A Cute Girl! !! !! !!




 We've come to the entrance of the Elf Village and the "overlapping coordinates (I honestly don't know what you're talking about)" spirit hall (there's a spirit, too!) The

"Come to the material world, come to the material world, come to the material world, come to the material world, come to the material world, come to the material world.

 With the SS-class transition technique of the miko elf-chan, she was able to return safely from the astral world to the material world - the so-called normal everyday world.

''No matter how many times I see it, your sledding is amazing! Elves have a high level of communication to the astral world by race, but still, I've never seen such an amazing feat!
She's a shaman elf.

 The genie raises her hands in praise, and the priestess Elf replies with her usual phrase, "The priestess Elf is amazing, I've learned it!

"The miko elf is amazing, I've learned it!
Thank you very much. Spirit (sere) was also amazing!

Oh, yeah? Right~? You know what I mean~? An overwhelmingly different aura, you say~?
Yes.

 I don't think we've had any particular contact with this so far.

Do we get along...?
 The two of them had become completely friendly.

 And - I suddenly realized that the surroundings were still bright.

''Well, I think we've been in the Astral World for quite some time, but hasn't time passed over here?''

 The view around us was a bit before evening.
 It was pretty much the same as it was before we went to the astral world, so I thought, "Well, I'll just say that...

What are you talking about? It's been nearly a full day in time, remember?
 In the words of the genie that came back.

...What?
 I was blown away by the thought.

 Because I didn't want to--
Maru...? One day...? No, and I'm not sleepy at all for that?

 It's not just me, everyone else didn't seem particularly sleepy either.

 It's a good thing that I'm not a miko or a priestess, because I've been working on a power recovery program and although I've been taking naps while I've been working on my power recovery program, the little girl duo of Hazuki and Toi are quite normal, even though they sleep a lot.

In other words, the astral world is a world of energy and spirit. In other words, the astral world is a world of energy and spirit, and unlike the material world, you don't feel physical fatigue at all!

 You don't know that?
 -- he gave me a look like that, but there was no way of knowing that.

'Huh? Does that mean, perhaps, that in the astral world you don't need to sleep at night because you're not tired?
Well, that's the way it is!

What, that's a great deal?

 Because I can put my sleep time to work on something else, right?
 That's a whole six hours of sleep a day that floats away!

 That's 24 hours a day, so that means 6 of those hours = 1/4 of a percentage = 25% more life!

'Well, it's a good deal in terms of time - we're only human if we can keep our bodies and minds in balance, right? When you live in the astral world all the time, the balance tilts too much toward the spirit, and eventually you lose your body and become an energy life form--a spirit?

'That's no good, that's absolutely unacceptable.
 I responded to Spirit's explanation immediately with a straight face.

 That's just as well.

 Because, you know, like that, just a mental platonic communication-only connection with no physical artefacts?

 It's not like you've just hit a substitute reversal grand slam home run from a life of nothingness, called the Motivation Harlem Otherworldly Reincarnation, only to have it fouled out on video and end in a strikeout!

 Let's keep it to ourselves!

 I want to f*ck a pretty girl!!!!