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"By the way, God, are you going to ask me what I want this time at ......?

 I knew last time was special.
 I can't be that picky.
No, I can't listen to your wishes, because it would be a waste of time.
 That's your reason?
"Now, now, you can choose whatever you like. You won't regret it!
 You can choose whatever you want, but it's all luck, except for the ...... darts.

 It's a good idea to have a good idea of what you're looking for before you buy.

 This is also the same as the "Harem Route! or "Reverse harem route! and "Enter the Sucking Route! and so on.

 I'm trying to get at "harem", but "reverse harem" and "samaa" are too strong.
 There is no such situation at all, is there?
 Unless I suddenly start attending a school.
 How can fate be twisted?
 You can't say it's impossible, because the other side is God. .......

 I'm sure you've heard of it, but I've never seen it.

 Darts is also mostly luck, as the target spins around, but there is room for subtle intervention by your actions.

 The center, the tawashi, but!
 I'm going to repeat this because it's important, but the center is the tardigrade!
 It's a bonus!

"Um, is this really it?

"Always smiling, always clear-headed. We'll make sure you get what you paid for.

"Even the eagle?

Even a washcloth. But it's a good one. A replica of a high quality tawashi made by Japanese craftsmen.

 Ah, I heard there are tawashi that cost more than 10,000 yen each... I'm not happy about that. Even if you win in this situation...

 No slots for now.
 I don't like to get my life twisted.
 There's some great string fishing, but you'll never win that.
 If you don't win, it's meaningless.
 Rattles are completely luck. There is no room for me to intervene.
 It's easy to give up because you can't make a mistake, but it's scary because you never know what you're going to get.

"By the way, God, do you have any recommendations?

"No comment on the drawstring. There are five types of slots: common, uncommon, rare, super rare, and ultra super rare. The odds are that you'll get all of them, but you know which ones you're most likely to get, right?

 Yes, I do.
 So there's almost no chance of getting anything above rare?
 I'm not sure what to make of it, but I'm sure it's worth it.

 I'm not sure what kind of rarity the dubious "root" of ...... is, but I'm slightly curious.

The rattle is a good idea. The rattle is recommended in a way, because it contains only one of each thing. You'll get both common and ultra-super rare slots at the same rate.

 Oh, really?
 Then rattle is the only choice.

But be careful, there's a lot of stuff in there that's not in the other three. Just be careful.

 Okay, it's gone.
 None, none.
 It's definitely a minefield, that's for sure.

As you can see, some of the darts are really good, but there are a lot of outliers. I'll let you throw them, but no do-overs. It's totally fair.

 Darts are easy to understand.
 I like the openness of what you get.
 You can approximate the odds by the width of the fan.
 There's a tawashi.
 There's a tawashi, but there's nothing too peaky about it.

Oh, God. Where's the thin, 'pajamas' column?

"What? Pajamas? I'll give you a pair of pajamas of your choice.
 They really were pajamas!
 I'm not a big fan of pajamas, but why pajamas?
I don't get it. I don't know. Is that another outlier like Tawashi?
 What? It's not pajamas! It's Pajamas! That's the name of the car, God!
 My generation never saw it in real time, that's it!

"Oh, really? I can't give you a car, that's for sure. We don't have a gas station, so we can't even start it.

 Yeah, I don't want to get one either.

 Just like an ornament?

 I'm sure it's a rare thing, so it might sell, but it might also bring trouble with it.

"Right. I'll leave you in your pajamas then.

"What? Can we change to something else?

Hmm, I can't think of anything better, so no.


 That's terrible.

 I'm sure it won't hit you too hard because it's so thin. ...... It's only when it does that it hits you.

 In the event you're not sure what you're looking for, there are a few things you can do.

I'm sure you'll be able to find something that works for you.

"Practice? I'm not sure if I'll be able to do it. Come on.
 As soon as you hear that, the slots and rattles disappear, and a dart appears in your hand.
 It looks exactly like the darts I know.

 The flight - the feathers - are made of a plastic-like material, and the shaft, barrel and point are made of metal.

 I've only played darts a few times, but I trust my [throwing] skills.
 Standing in front of the now-stopped roulette wheel, I aim at the pajamas and throw.
 With a click, the dart arrow hit the "pa" of the pajamas just as aimed.
 It went where I aimed more than I expected.
 Yeah, it's going to hit something other than a sardine.
Looks like we're set. Okay, let's do this. Get off me, get off me.


 It's like he's moving away from me, even though I'm not moving at all.
 Huh? What do you mean?

There's no way I'm going to let a [thrower] throw at that distance. It's too easy, right?

 Wow, they don't allow you to manipulate the odds with your skills?
 And the distance to the stopped target is about 10 meters.
 Is that the same probability as without skill?
 Or does it take into account how good your darts are?
"Well then, here you go!
 As soon as the target starts spinning, the same dart appears in my hand.

 No, well, it's a generous bonus from God, and if this is fair, then I'll just have to accept it. ...... It's so far away. .......

 It's not hard to see because of the hawk's eye, but it's spinning so fast that you have no idea where it is.

 The only thing you can see is the tawny area around the center.

...... Well, let's just take it easy. Even if it's a tardigrade, it's better that it's not negative.

Yes, yes. Maybe you should give it to the ladies. They'd love it.

No, we're not supposed to talk about this, are we?

"Oh, right. Well, I'll tell the last person among you to meet the requirements. I'll tell the last person among you who met the requirements that it's okay to talk to your friends.

 That's very nice.
 It's not good to have a skill and not be able to explain how you got it.

I'll go then.

"Go ahead.

 Almost distracted by God's light words, I threw a dart at the target in the distance.

 I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it.

 --Okay, I'm out of the way!

 At the same time, the rotation of the roulette wheel slows down, and the target slowly returns to you.

 Whoa, a place as thin as pajamas.
 What's so good about ......?

"Lucky! "Lucky?

Oh, "Lucky! That's it.
 Is that a bonus?
 I mean, it's not like you get more throws because you're lucky?
 I don't remember this happening before.

"Well, what's 'Lucky! What does that mean?

"Lucky is lucky. It's a little bit lucky.

"Lucky. ......

 Did this world have a luck value for status abilities?
 Didn't the gods roll the dice?
 --No, this god is going to roll dice.
 If it has a bonus value, it might be worth it.

"Well, for example, "I got an arrow in my knee! I got an arrow in my thigh!" instead of "I got an arrow in my knee! Or you can get soaked in the rain and not catch a cold, that kind of luck.

"That's pretty shabby luck, isn't it?

 You can't get hit by an arrow or not get caught in the rain, at least.

 And with that level of luck, I don't even know if it's really luck.
 If you get hit by an arrow, you'll think it's just bad luck.
"No, no, no, this small amount of luck is important.
 You said "modest" yourself?
It's the kind of luck that turns 1D100 into 1D100+1.
 Also, you're using an expression that only a few people can understand.

 D100, or a 100-sided die roll, means that a roll of 1 to 100 will result in a roll of 2 to 101.

 If you roll a 1, you fumble and die! This is a very nice bonus in a situation like that, but it's a little empty because it's not recognizable from the perspective of an ungodly person.

"Uh, well, yeah. Thank you?

"You can thank me all you want. You should be very grateful, because it could make your life a lot better.

"Yes, .......

"See you later.
 The voice of the gods disappears easily, as if he has no use for me after giving me the bonus.

What? "See you later? Is there a next time? Hey!

 But there was no answer to my question, and the next moment I found myself standing in the temple as usual.

 My body has not changed at all.

 But when I checked my status, I saw that in the ...... benefits section, there was a [Slightly Increased Experience] followed by a [Lucky! has been added.

 ...... Both of these are horribly worded!
 I'm not sure what to make of this.

 I sighed deeply, got myself together, and went home as usual, as if nothing had happened.