111-close friend...




There was a commotion, but things never got rough after that.
My classmates selfishly interpreted that I and Alina had originally been in a relationship or that we were finally in a relationship, even though it was still inconclusive.
I feel like explaining, but it's too late.

'Hot ......'

Although I've changed my shirt for the change of clothes, it's still hot. This time of the year, I am glad that I don't have to change my clothes every morning, because I don't like to get up in the morning.
It's also the time of year when men have a hard time keeping their eyes open. The lines of the body are more emphasized, and the bottom of the shirt becomes transparent. This is a very serious situation.
However, there are girls who take advantage of this situation to play with men.

'I'm going crazy because it's so hot ......'

It's a Succubus, a.k.a. Kasai Mugiyama. She seems to be wearing black underwear on purpose or not. I can really see it.

'Kasai. Stop coming into my sight.
'What? Why?

He says so, and shows it all around like a figure skater.
You pervert. You're making it hard for me to concentrate on my studies.

'I'm a gentleman, so I'll blur the words, but make it a color close to white. I'm serious. I'm serious. Seriously.
What are you talking about?
'I hope in the future you don't dance in a strip show.'

There's no point in commenting on Hwasai's service scene, and I'm sure some will complain if I make her stop, so I've decided that she's dead in my mind. Farewell, Hanaya. I'll pour lotion on your grave instead of water.
So I run to the bathroom. I get fed up with her never stopping making fun of me, so I run to the men's room, which is out of bounds to half of the world's population. Toilets are the best.
After I let the urinal drink lemon juice to its fullest, I carefully check the corridor and move my head to see if Hanayo has disappeared.

'She's finally gone...' he says.

I'm afraid I'm going to wake up to something if I get involved with him. He's the enemy of gentlemen.
While I was wiping my hands with a handkerchief, Kasaya and Rinne came out of the women's restroom.

'Whoa!
What are you yelling about?

Rinne looks at me with a stunned look on her face. I screamed because she was in the middle of buttoning up her shirt. What is this? Is she undressing in the women's restroom? Oh, my God, that's scary.

'Oh, Muggy. Not in front of boys. You might be popular with the boys, but you're too irritating.
'Because Comet told me to wear a white bra. I took it off.
'What? ...... comet, I'm don't know. ......'

I'm the one who's a bit of a donkey, Rinne. Why do you carry around so much underwear?

I'm a pervert now. I'm fine with being a criminal.
'I don't think Comet was this perverted at the gymnastics festival, but that was his true nature, wasn't it?
'That's right. I am an ugly animal.
'I can't allow a guy like that to go out with Alina. ...... I won't forgive him for taking away my school idol. ......'
'No, we ain't dating.
'What? No?'
'I'm not in a relationship. I'm serious.
'Uh-huh. Then who told you that Alina told me?'
'...... it's for real'.
It's true. I wonder if it's been that way since the gymnastics festival.

The cheerleaders and ex-cheerleaders tilt their heads in silent contemplation.
I saw an opening and ran. Nothing good happens when I get involved with Hanaya. Behind me, she said, 'Mr. Sakaki's having s*x with me! I heard her charming voice. I didn't even peep into her bathroom or anything like that, but it was disgraceful. It seems he wants to end my life as a pervert.
Even if I throw a party, there is no way out since we are in the same class. I thought that the only way to punish the pervert is to fight him with perverts, following the "an eye for an eye" theory, but I'd better not do that because Japan will sink if I become a pervert.

When I hear the word "summer," I think of active things.
Especially the sea and swimming pools. Although they are the most popular events, unfortunately, there is no pool class for third graders. I feel sorry that I can't show my naked body to all the female students in Japan, but please wait for me. I will publish a photo book someday, so please calm down.
As you know, I know that all the life forms in the galaxy are waiting to see Alina in her swimsuit, not me. However, such an event will not happen. I am afraid of the sea.

Let's go to the beach!

The bully Tsuru suggested it with the intention of causing Comet Sakakiki's drowning. She wants to drown me.

I can't. I'm scared.
'Yeah~ pathetic~'
'You can't do it. I'll spend my summer vacation studying.
'Maybe you'll get to see us in our swimsuits?'
'Send me a picture.'
'Moo.'

It sounds like fun, but as someone who does not want to have regrets when applying to college, it was not a priority. It is nothing compared to the high school entrance exam. It's the first big decision in your life, and you only live once.
Tsuru flinched in the face of my strong will. The game has begun.



'Not to mention me, Alina's swimsuit!
'Send me a picture.'
'Heh~. I was going to get oiled.
'Send me a picture.'
'Don't say that word.'
'Send me a picture.'
'Oh, my God-- huh. You're too stubborn.
'Ha ha! If you want to take me down, you're going to have to get yourself a crane! Ha ha!'

I won. I beat the brilliant crane! I knew the homecomers were the best!

'Well, let's study together ......'
'Then good.'
'What a waste of your last summer. Study fool.
'If you don't struggle in your own stupid way, you'll end up as an idiot. Let's ask Tsuru-sama to teach us.
'Well, that's OK. ......'

The crane reluctantly withdrew and returned to his seat.
I'm sorry, Tsuru. I really wanted to lick and roll around in that gal's bathing suit. But the exam is more important.

Do you want to see mine ......?

The voice was Alina. When I turned around, she was leaning forward, her eyes rolling back in curiosity. She's so cute! Garth!
I was a little nervous because it was getting a little difficult to talk to him.

'It's not that I want to see them or anything, you know. ......'
'I'm sorry, that was a mean question. How are your studies going? Mock exams and so on.'
'That's not so bad. If I keep it up and raise it even more, I think I'm in a safe place.''
'Yeah. That's good.
'What about you?'
'I'm fine. I'm getting A's most of the time. I don't really trust the grades on the practice exams.
'That's great. It's amazing to get an A in a national university.
'That's not true. It depends on the university.

I wish I could get A's or S's with a little time to spare. I hope they all withdraw from the Center on the day of the Center due to diarrhea.
I have to study, after all. Studying is a win-win situation, and it is very equal. No excuses. There are no hot scenes like in shounen manga where you suddenly awaken and gain true power.
I'm sure Alina will be accepted to a national university without a hitch. We will not go to the same university.
I wonder if she still wants to go out with him. Isn't long distance hard? Can I understand human love when all I've ever loved is tomato juice? This summer, a machine will know love. Nationwide roadshow.

After school. It's Friday.
Next week is the practice exam again, and too much urgency is a poison to my heart.
I grab a broom and play Harry Potter with Makoto while I clean up. Tsuru made fun of me for having the mental age of a five year old, so I told him that it's rude to talk to five year olds, and I followed up by telling all the toddlers in the country that it's rude to talk to five year olds. Rest assured, I am on the side of the children. Don't let that gal win.
I stood up, slinging my bag over my shoulder.

'Ah. Me too ......'

Alina kept her mouth shut and stood still as she said this in a whisper.
There is a pause, and I react in a hurry.

Oh, oh.
'...... let's go.'

OH! What the hell is going on here! This is what you call a romantic comedy!
I was so nervous that I forgot how to walk. I couldn't move my hands and feet alternately. My right foot and my right hand, and my left foot and my left hand come out together. I should look up how people walk on the internet.

You're crazy.
'I know. That's the most I've heard in 17 years. By the way, when I was a little girl, I used to say 'crazy.

Yeah, why does it only move like a robot? Even the sound effects are clunking.
You're going home together, isn't that your girlfriend? I'll try to keep the jokes to myself, because Alina is likely to get angry if I make a comment like, "I'm not a jokeer, I'm a jokeer.

I am a single aristocrat......I am a single aristocrat.......

I disciplined myself, muttering to myself.
Alina and I are almost touching shoulders. I was fully focused on maintaining this delicate distance. Too much contact would be dangerous, too little distance would be dangerous. Yes, it was bad. The world is in trouble. Now, listen to me. The ozone layer is crying. Don't let Mr. Freon gas out.

'Stop by a cafe. ......?

Alina's suggestion. Yes, a cafe. In Japanese, cafe. A place to have tea, a coffee shop.



'Shall we stop by?

What do you mean, "drop by"? I'm so gross! Aah! I'm so embarrassed I want to die!
I entered the coffee shop as it flowed. I feel a little more at ease since I have been to this coffee shop before, but what am I going to talk with Alina about for the next few hours? I can only talk about space, tomatoes, and foreign movies. Too geeky? Shut up and take a selfie.
And then, as I'm taking my seat, I see this guy.

"Aaaaah!
'Gaaaah!

I pointed at him. It was Ugin. Ugin pointed at me as well.

What's up with your hair? Where's my semi-long hair that I'm so proud of! You sold it to the Chinese!

JK Ugin was having tea with her friends. Or rather, Eugin's hairstyle has changed from the morning. Her semi-long hair has changed to a bobbed wavy hair with her forehead sticking out a little. She looks like a Hollywood actress. She is bewitching and bewitching beyond her years.
My Sister...... where are you going?

We have met at a very bad time.