58-Chapter 35 The Internship Day of the Killers
Chapter 35 - Internship Day for the Killers
GG3
"Well? How did you know I was an elf."
The other party was about to raise the weapon in his hand, but stopped when he heard me speak, then disappeared in an instant.
"Eh?"
Just as I was surprised, a pair of hands suddenly grabbed my shoulders from the back, and before I knew it, the other man's hands traced along my back, but also touched my ass and thighs!
Oh God! Which pervert is this?
I jumped forward to avoid the harassment and turned around to see that it was the elf named Yuin.
This guy's voice is obviously a woman's, but why is he so skilled at harassment?
Oh, God, give me back the image of the pure elf in my heart!
"So it's not human, Che, but what are you thinking dressed as a human?"
"And you have the nerve to say that, when you're an elf but dress like this and s*xually harass people! Have all the elves fallen lately?"
"Huh? You're the guy who sees it all!"
The other party unwrapped the cloth from her face and then took off her mask.
The skin beneath the mask was actually black, which meant... this guy was actually a dark elf?
Oh my god, I was told that the probability of meeting an elf was low, and meeting a dark elf was the lowest probability of them all. I didn't expect that I would win today, right from the start.
Is it because I was hoping to meet an elf so much that the gods pitied me and let me get my wish?
But....
Why did a female gangster appear?
"So it's a dark elf... I've heard that dark elves are very promiscuous guys, but it seems to be true."
"Who are you talking about?!"
I had just put the mask on, and when I heard this the other guy instantly retraced my steps and grabbed me by the collar and shouted.
God, this guy is more than a gangster, he's a gangster!
"That's what it says in the book, I'm just saying it exactly as it is. And when you were just touching me, you were clearly very skilled at it!"
"What a broken book... I only did it to see what race you were down to, huh? Is it any wonder you think I want to eat your tofu?"
"Can't you just open your mouth and ask?"
"Will you tell the truth?"
"Depends."
"Cut, it really isn't a good guy. Really, that's why the guys with especially many question marks above their names are definitely bad guys."
"I'm not... Wait, you said there are especially many question marks above their names?"
"Yeah, especially... much... wait, to confirm one thing, you are..."
"I'm from Earth."
I interrupted before she could finish her sentence.
I didn't expect to actually meet someone from a different world like me again, it's really a welcome sight.
"...Che, you too, I mean, it was obvious that no one knew what eating tofu meant at all before, but you did. I thought the people of this world had finally upgraded their vocabulary, but it's actually..."
"Okay, first of all, just to make sure, do you know why we're here? I mean, crossing into this strange world."
"How am I supposed to know about that kind of thing?"
The other man spread his hands.
"I was obviously working, but I ended up dropping into this strange place, and I don't know how things are going over there...but at least I'm sitting back at my old job."
"Old job?"
"Yeah, assassination and stealing."
The other said in a relaxed tone, as if this was perfectly normal for her.
But it's not normal for me.
"Hey, hey, even if this world looks like an RPG, you're just killing people like that..."
"It's because it looks like a game, that's why I'm not under much pressure."
The other party skillfully stroked the air a few times with the short knife in his hand, looking like he was indeed a veteran of using knives and weapons.
"Well... Although I can't blame you just yet, after all, everyone has different values."
And I don't want to accuse, although this guy looks ordinary, but after all, people are killers. Suddenly stabbing me or something, I can't stand it.
"But you're obviously an elf priest..."
"Forget it, it's simply a crap profession and it's there to begin with. Other than adding useful support, it has no offensive power at all well! It's fortunate that I haven't forgotten what I learned in the past, otherwise I'd really have to die of boredom every day as a diva."
This guy started to pour out a lot of bitterness.
Could it be that this guy normally couldn't find anyone to talk to?
"Then I had to escape on my own and join a strange organization with my old skills. The assassinations were strange, but the pay was solid...do you want to come? I feel like that's the only way to really live."
"No, I don't want to become some kind of killer or something."
"Eh~ It's a rare chance to experience what it's like to kill non-human creatures."
"Forget it, I'd better learn my magic properly..."
After this conversation, the question mark after profession in this guy's name disappeared, adding the titles of 'Assassin' and 'Evil'.
Really, at a time like this, anyone with a discerning eye could see that there was a need to turn it into a title.
"And why do you have two professions? The latter is..."
"Don't you know about the side professions? You can only choose it after level 20, and thanks to that, there are so many more assassin skills now, otherwise the efficiency of doing quests is simply horribly low."
I see, there's a secondary profession?
But I don't even have a normal career, so this kind of stuff doesn't matter, right?
"And what's up with that weird outfit of yours, the SM suit?"
"Do you want to be poked through a hole?"
"Don't."
"Then don't have a problem with the assassination suit I designed, really, it's a suit that I destroyed a lot of top-notch equipment to match, acceleration plus attack."
"It's just aesthetically unappealing."
I ended up getting punched hard, but thankfully not fatally.
"Oh yeah, I almost forgot about the main thing."
I remembered the real reason why I would be here while I was high on drugs.
"Twelve people died here last night, did you kill them?"
The primary goal of the mission is to find a killer, and there is one right in front of me.
I don't know what else to ask about the way this plot is going, and I'm starting to wonder if I was deliberately teleported here.
"No."
Okay, I guessed wrong.
But it's too early to jump to conclusions.
"How am I supposed to believe you...?"
"Huh? Why would I lie to you if we're both from the other side of the world? It doesn't even make sense to lie to the fools of this world, does it?"
What this guy said seemed to make sense.
"Who knows, after all, there are always strange missions..."
"Mission? I did receive a mission to kill a homicidal maniac inside the forest. Is it possible..."
"Could it be the man you just killed?"
I look like that head place just now...eh? Disappeared?
"That's the shadow of the other side, the other side has discovered my existence and left behind quite a few false shadows... Shall we try teaming up?"
"Of course."
I said with a smile.
"Why not?"
4 hours and 47 minutes to the time limit.
GG3
"Well? How did you know I was an elf."
The other party was about to raise the weapon in his hand, but stopped when he heard me speak, then disappeared in an instant.
"Eh?"
Just as I was surprised, a pair of hands suddenly grabbed my shoulders from the back, and before I knew it, the other man's hands traced along my back, but also touched my ass and thighs!
Oh God! Which pervert is this?
I jumped forward to avoid the harassment and turned around to see that it was the elf named Yuin.
This guy's voice is obviously a woman's, but why is he so skilled at harassment?
Oh, God, give me back the image of the pure elf in my heart!
"So it's not human, Che, but what are you thinking dressed as a human?"
"And you have the nerve to say that, when you're an elf but dress like this and s*xually harass people! Have all the elves fallen lately?"
"Huh? You're the guy who sees it all!"
The other party unwrapped the cloth from her face and then took off her mask.
The skin beneath the mask was actually black, which meant... this guy was actually a dark elf?
Oh my god, I was told that the probability of meeting an elf was low, and meeting a dark elf was the lowest probability of them all. I didn't expect that I would win today, right from the start.
Is it because I was hoping to meet an elf so much that the gods pitied me and let me get my wish?
But....
Why did a female gangster appear?
"So it's a dark elf... I've heard that dark elves are very promiscuous guys, but it seems to be true."
"Who are you talking about?!"
I had just put the mask on, and when I heard this the other guy instantly retraced my steps and grabbed me by the collar and shouted.
God, this guy is more than a gangster, he's a gangster!
"That's what it says in the book, I'm just saying it exactly as it is. And when you were just touching me, you were clearly very skilled at it!"
"What a broken book... I only did it to see what race you were down to, huh? Is it any wonder you think I want to eat your tofu?"
"Can't you just open your mouth and ask?"
"Will you tell the truth?"
"Depends."
"Cut, it really isn't a good guy. Really, that's why the guys with especially many question marks above their names are definitely bad guys."
"I'm not... Wait, you said there are especially many question marks above their names?"
"Yeah, especially... much... wait, to confirm one thing, you are..."
"I'm from Earth."
I interrupted before she could finish her sentence.
I didn't expect to actually meet someone from a different world like me again, it's really a welcome sight.
"...Che, you too, I mean, it was obvious that no one knew what eating tofu meant at all before, but you did. I thought the people of this world had finally upgraded their vocabulary, but it's actually..."
"Okay, first of all, just to make sure, do you know why we're here? I mean, crossing into this strange world."
"How am I supposed to know about that kind of thing?"
The other man spread his hands.
"I was obviously working, but I ended up dropping into this strange place, and I don't know how things are going over there...but at least I'm sitting back at my old job."
"Old job?"
"Yeah, assassination and stealing."
The other said in a relaxed tone, as if this was perfectly normal for her.
But it's not normal for me.
"Hey, hey, even if this world looks like an RPG, you're just killing people like that..."
"It's because it looks like a game, that's why I'm not under much pressure."
The other party skillfully stroked the air a few times with the short knife in his hand, looking like he was indeed a veteran of using knives and weapons.
"Well... Although I can't blame you just yet, after all, everyone has different values."
And I don't want to accuse, although this guy looks ordinary, but after all, people are killers. Suddenly stabbing me or something, I can't stand it.
"But you're obviously an elf priest..."
"Forget it, it's simply a crap profession and it's there to begin with. Other than adding useful support, it has no offensive power at all well! It's fortunate that I haven't forgotten what I learned in the past, otherwise I'd really have to die of boredom every day as a diva."
This guy started to pour out a lot of bitterness.
Could it be that this guy normally couldn't find anyone to talk to?
"Then I had to escape on my own and join a strange organization with my old skills. The assassinations were strange, but the pay was solid...do you want to come? I feel like that's the only way to really live."
"No, I don't want to become some kind of killer or something."
"Eh~ It's a rare chance to experience what it's like to kill non-human creatures."
"Forget it, I'd better learn my magic properly..."
After this conversation, the question mark after profession in this guy's name disappeared, adding the titles of 'Assassin' and 'Evil'.
Really, at a time like this, anyone with a discerning eye could see that there was a need to turn it into a title.
"And why do you have two professions? The latter is..."
"Don't you know about the side professions? You can only choose it after level 20, and thanks to that, there are so many more assassin skills now, otherwise the efficiency of doing quests is simply horribly low."
I see, there's a secondary profession?
But I don't even have a normal career, so this kind of stuff doesn't matter, right?
"And what's up with that weird outfit of yours, the SM suit?"
"Do you want to be poked through a hole?"
"Don't."
"Then don't have a problem with the assassination suit I designed, really, it's a suit that I destroyed a lot of top-notch equipment to match, acceleration plus attack."
"It's just aesthetically unappealing."
I ended up getting punched hard, but thankfully not fatally.
"Oh yeah, I almost forgot about the main thing."
I remembered the real reason why I would be here while I was high on drugs.
"Twelve people died here last night, did you kill them?"
The primary goal of the mission is to find a killer, and there is one right in front of me.
I don't know what else to ask about the way this plot is going, and I'm starting to wonder if I was deliberately teleported here.
"No."
Okay, I guessed wrong.
But it's too early to jump to conclusions.
"How am I supposed to believe you...?"
"Huh? Why would I lie to you if we're both from the other side of the world? It doesn't even make sense to lie to the fools of this world, does it?"
What this guy said seemed to make sense.
"Who knows, after all, there are always strange missions..."
"Mission? I did receive a mission to kill a homicidal maniac inside the forest. Is it possible..."
"Could it be the man you just killed?"
I look like that head place just now...eh? Disappeared?
"That's the shadow of the other side, the other side has discovered my existence and left behind quite a few false shadows... Shall we try teaming up?"
"Of course."
I said with a smile.
"Why not?"
4 hours and 47 minutes to the time limit.