109-Episode 6: The Assassin Disguise




 Flying with a hang glider.
 I'm glad I built this.
 Unlike the land route, we can go the shortest distance and travel faster.
 If we wanted to go to the capital by carriage, it would take a few days.
 When the carriage was flying smoothly, I began to feel a bit mischievous.

"Do you want me to try the magic that Dia made for me?

The super-acceleration caused by a jet of high-pressure gas heated by flames is an extremely logical propulsion system.
 Dia's sense for creating that one without prior knowledge is tremendous.
 And I can use that magic better than ever.

You have to be careful. I'm sure that even with my magic, the fuselage made a lot of nasty noises, and if a rogue who can use wind magic were to do it seriously, the fuselage might not be able to withstand it.
I'll figure it out.

The design of the hang glider was originally made to be as light as possible to withstand wind acceleration.
 Even though there is some buffer, the risk of failure is still there if it exceeds the expected speed.

''Is the magic already made?''
Yeah, before we left.

I made a modified version of Deer's formula because it seemed to be useful in some way.
 There were two improvements, the first was the use of wind magic to more efficiently gather the surrounding atmosphere.
 The second is that I incorporated non-attribute magic into it, creating a kind of membrane that receives propulsion throughout the entire aircraft.
 I named this modified magic as 【Thruster】.
 This can be used not only for movement, but also for combat. I'm sure you'll find that the high-pressure gas jets are extremely deadly, and in actual combat, it will be a very useful spell for unleashing high firepower attacks while moving.

I'll use that 【Thrusters】 immediately.
With the power of 【Multiple Chanting】, the magic of fire and wind is simultaneously concocted, the chanting of 【Thruster】 is ended and the magic is activated.
 It accelerates at a tremendous speed, and the wind pressure makes my face twitch. Ridiculous speed.
 It feels too good, I feel like I'm going to become addicted to it.
 In just a few seconds, I finished 【Thrusters】. If I had done any more, the aircraft would have fallen apart.

''This guy is amazing.''
'Haha, that was great. If I could use wind magic and had the rogue's silly magic, this is what it would look like.
I guess so... do you want to redesign your hang glider to make it work?
 With all this propulsion, they should make it more rigid, even if it adds some weight.

'That's fine, but I don't think it's worth it if all you can use is a rogue after all. See, I can't see the tart anymore.
That too, I suppose.

He also turned off his wind magic and glided through the air so that Tart could catch up.
 After a while, Tart's voice arrived from the radio.

'That buzzing thing is too fast, I can't catch up with it.

Tart's voice from the radio was filled with tears.
 Indeed, Dia was right and one hang glider that can deal with [Thrusters] is useless?
 No, wait, let's change the premise.

''Okay, I've decided. Let's make a four-seater one that is designed to use [Thruster].

The reason they were making hang gliders instead of airplanes is because they lacked thrust and lightness was the priority for speed.
 However, if there is a [Thruster] from my brain calculations, even if I increase the weight to ensure four passengers plus rigidity, it will be faster.

''........I wonder what kind of monster will be created. It's a bit scary.
Well, you can count on it.

The finished product will no longer be a hang glider, but a private jet or something like that.
 I'm looking forward to its completion.

We landed on the outskirts of King's Landing and all of us will be in disguise.
 I've done all the make-up and dress up for the occasion.
 And I've got fake IDs to prove it.
 The purpose of this trip is to convince the witnesses provided by the people who were trying to frame me.
 No one must know we're in King's Landing by any chance.

"I'm afraid you're not going to be able to dye your hair. I'm afraid it might damage your hair.
Don't worry about that. I've taken that into account.

I love Deere's shiny silver hair. I won't try to imitate it to the detriment of it.
 This dye was originally developed for sale in Orna.
 Hair dye is in demand by the nobility and the rich.
 When I say demand, I don't mean for disguise or to dress up. It's for older people who want to hide their gray hair or supplement their hair's shine.
 All of Orna's cosmetics are marketed as not just for dressing up, but for health with continued use, which is why it reigns as a top brand.
 This dye is also a great way to take care of your hair, not damage it.

It's amazing what a disguise can do. My impression of Lady Dear has changed tremendously.

Such a tart is now a redhead, and her hair is long and straight. He's wearing a bare chest with a bleached hairdo and mangled breasts, as well as make-up for a young lady, giving him a completely different impression than usual.
 The somewhat familiar atmosphere of Tart is gone and she looks like a nobleman's daughter.
 Looking at such a tart, Dia looks in the mirror to see what she looks like.

"...Hey, can't I wear a disguise from the neck up, but from there down, every day?
No. It'll just be a waste of time.

Deere's disguise was a country girl look, with her hair tied up in a black tie and her makeup daring to make her clean skin look dirty and freckled. Even so, the costume was expensive and cluttered.
 For all intents and purposes, she looks like a rich country girl who has come to King's Landing and is soaring.
 Her usual noble, doll-like beauty is a shadow of her normal, noble, doll-like beauty.
 To put it bluntly, the disguise spoils Dia's beauty.
 But Dia didn't care about that at all and focused on her breasts, mainly from the neck down.
 It was padded to make her breasts bigger.

'These are fake. It's real for all intents and purposes. Wow, these are definitely going to sell! I would definitely buy it if it was on sale!
...maybe...

Some upper class people do stuffing their chests, but it is rather crude and easy to detect.
 If you wear a dress made of hard cloth, you may be able to cover it up a little, but the texture is so different from the real thing that it looks unnatural.
 On the other hand, if you combine the pads I made with the special bra, it looks like the real thing no matter how you look at it. It's because the shape and texture are perfect. I'm confident that no one would notice if they touched it.

'It's amazing. It's so soft and shaky and wow, I love it. Also, hey, there's a line I've been meaning to say, now I can! 'If you have a big chest, your shoulders get stiff and hard.' 'When I run, I feel like I'm going to lose my balance and it hurts to shake.' 'This is just a distraction.'

Dia continues to complain about her breasts, contentedly.
 Despite her words, she's terribly pleased with them.
 For some reason, the tart's face is getting redder and redder.
 Come to think of it, this tone of voice and the sound of her voice, it seems to be vaguely similar to the tart.

''Dear-sama, it's terrible! That's all I said! And you're imitating me!
'Hmph, it's payback. You'd do well to remember what the have-nots were thinking when they heard these words, and how angry I was!

It's the only complex for Dia, who is a largely perfect human being, so I'll let her do what she wants for a while.
 I'll disguise myself as I watch the two of them jostle each other.

'Well, let's go. Just make sure you don't lose your fake ID, without it you won't be able to enter King's Landing.
''........Um, is it really Lug-sama? No matter how you look at it, you look like a pretty girl. She's more beautiful than me, I'm a bit shocked.
''That's right. I didn't see such a beautiful person at a party in King's Landing.

I was dressed as a woman.
 Because it's more convenient to put a woman on the plan from now on.

Due to my neutral appearance, with some disguise skills, I can perfectly assume the appearance of a woman, and I'm confident in my acting.
 Even in my past life, I have dressed up as a woman in my boyhood and used the color scheme to finish off my targets.

'Could it be that this breast enlargement guy was made to dress as a woman?
You're right. I'll get a chance to use it one day. Because the disguise that departs the most from the original impression is to change your gender.

I thought about having Tart and Dia dress up as men, but I didn't choose it because even if I could mend my appearance, it would be impossible for the two of them to behave like men, and there was a good chance that they would look suspicious.

'Come to think of it, Master Lug used to wear women's clothes a lot!
Oh, he was wearing women's clothing when we first met!

The two of them look at me with tremendous suspicion.

'Give me a break, that was just my mom forcing me to wear it I have no taste for that.
Yeah, I know. Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.
I'll accept any hobby you have, Master Lugue, no matter what it is!

My head is starting to hurt.
 All right, the job is done and I'm going to show them how manly I can be.
 I'm going to regain my honor.
 Maybe I should try to get them to understand my masculinity in my female form.
 In order to do so, let's get rid of the fire that has fallen on me first.
 I already have a plan for that.
 Flying with a hang glider.
 I'm glad I built this.
 Unlike the land route, we can go the shortest distance and travel faster.
 If we wanted to go to the capital by carriage, it would take a few days.
 When the carriage was flying smoothly, I began to feel a bit mischievous.

"Do you want me to try the magic that Dia made for me?

The super-acceleration caused by a jet of high-pressure gas heated by flames is an extremely logical propulsion system.
 Dia's sense for creating that one without prior knowledge is tremendous.
 And I can use that magic better than ever.

You have to be careful. I'm sure that even with my magic, the fuselage made a lot of nasty noises, and if a rogue who can use wind magic were to do it seriously, the fuselage might not be able to withstand it.
I'll figure it out.

The design of the hang glider was originally made to be as light as possible to withstand wind acceleration.
 Even though there is some buffer, the risk of failure is still there if it exceeds the expected speed.

''Is the magic already made?''
Yeah, before we left.

I made a modified version of Deer's formula because it seemed to be useful in some way.
 There were two improvements, the first was the use of wind magic to more efficiently gather the surrounding atmosphere.
 The second is that I incorporated non-attribute magic into it, creating a kind of membrane that receives propulsion throughout the entire aircraft.
 I named this modified magic as 【Thruster】.
 This can be used not only for movement, but also for combat. I'm sure you'll find that the high-pressure gas jets are extremely deadly, and in actual combat, it will be a very useful spell for unleashing high firepower attacks while moving.

I'll use that 【Thrusters】 immediately.
With the power of 【Multiple Chanting】, the magic of fire and wind is simultaneously concocted, the chanting of 【Thruster】 is ended and the magic is activated.
 It accelerates at a tremendous speed, and the wind pressure makes my face twitch. Ridiculous speed.
 It feels too good, I feel like I'm going to become addicted to it.
 In just a few seconds, I finished 【Thrusters】. If I had done any more, the aircraft would have fallen apart.

''This guy is amazing.''
'Haha, that was great. If I could use wind magic and had the rogue's silly magic, this is what it would look like.
I guess so... do you want to redesign your hang glider to make it work?
 With all this propulsion, they should make it more rigid, even if it adds some weight.

'That's fine, but I don't think it's worth it if all you can use is a rogue after all. See, I can't see the tart anymore.
That too, I suppose.

He also turned off his wind magic and glided through the air so that Tart could catch up.
 After a while, Tart's voice arrived from the radio.

'That buzzing thing is too fast, I can't catch up with it.

Tart's voice from the radio was filled with tears.
 Indeed, Dia was right and one hang glider that can deal with [Thrusters] is useless?
 No, wait, let's change the premise.

''Okay, I've decided. Let's make a four-seater one that is designed to use [Thruster].

The reason they were making hang gliders instead of airplanes is because they lacked thrust and lightness was the priority for speed.
 However, if there is a [Thruster] from my brain calculations, even if I increase the weight to ensure four passengers plus rigidity, it will be faster.

''........I wonder what kind of monster will be created. It's a bit scary.
Well, you can count on it.

The finished product will no longer be a hang glider, but a private jet or something like that.
 I'm looking forward to its completion.

We landed on the outskirts of King's Landing and all of us will be in disguise.
 I've done all the make-up and dress up for the occasion.
 And I've got fake IDs to prove it.
 The purpose of this trip is to convince the witnesses provided by the people who were trying to frame me.
 No one must know we're in King's Landing by any chance.

"I'm afraid you're not going to be able to dye your hair. I'm afraid it might damage your hair.
Don't worry about that. I've taken that into account.

I love Deere's shiny silver hair. I won't try to imitate it to the detriment of it.
 This dye was originally developed for sale in Orna.
 Hair dye is in demand by the nobility and the rich.
 When I say demand, I don't mean for disguise or to dress up. It's for older people who want to hide their gray hair or supplement their hair's shine.
 All of Orna's cosmetics are marketed as not just for dressing up, but for health with continued use, which is why it reigns as a top brand.
 This dye is also a great way to take care of your hair, not damage it.

It's amazing what a disguise can do. My impression of Lady Dear has changed tremendously.

Such a tart is now a redhead, and her hair is long and straight. He's wearing a bare chest with a bleached hairdo and mangled breasts, as well as make-up for a young lady, giving him a completely different impression than usual.
 The somewhat familiar atmosphere of Tart is gone and she looks like a nobleman's daughter.
 Looking at such a tart, Dia looks in the mirror to see what she looks like.

"...Hey, can't I wear a disguise from the neck up, but from there down, every day?
No. It'll just be a waste of time.

Deere's disguise was a country girl look, with her hair tied up in a black tie and her makeup daring to make her clean skin look dirty and freckled. Even so, the costume was expensive and cluttered.
 For all intents and purposes, she looks like a rich country girl who has come to King's Landing and is soaring.
 Her usual noble, doll-like beauty is a shadow of her normal, noble, doll-like beauty.
 To put it bluntly, the disguise spoils Dia's beauty.
 But Dia didn't care about that at all and focused on her breasts, mainly from the neck down.
 It was padded to make her breasts bigger.

'These are fake. It's real for all intents and purposes. Wow, these are definitely going to sell! I would definitely buy it if it was on sale!
...maybe...

Some upper class people do stuffing their chests, but it is rather crude and easy to detect.
 If you wear a dress made of hard cloth, you may be able to cover it up a little, but the texture is so different from the real thing that it looks unnatural.
 On the other hand, if you combine the pads I made with the special bra, it looks like the real thing no matter how you look at it. It's because the shape and texture are perfect. I'm confident that no one would notice if they touched it.

'It's amazing. It's so soft and shaky and wow, I love it. Also, hey, there's a line I've been meaning to say, now I can! 'If you have a big chest, your shoulders get stiff and hard.' 'When I run, I feel like I'm going to lose my balance and it hurts to shake.' 'This is just a distraction.'

Dia continues to complain about her breasts, contentedly.
 Despite her words, she's terribly pleased with them.
 For some reason, the tart's face is getting redder and redder.
 Come to think of it, this tone of voice and the sound of her voice, it seems to be vaguely similar to the tart.

''Dear-sama, it's terrible! That's all I said! And you're imitating me!
'Hmph, it's payback. You'd do well to remember what the have-nots were thinking when they heard these words, and how angry I was!

It's the only complex for Dia, who is a largely perfect human being, so I'll let her do what she wants for a while.
 I'll disguise myself as I watch the two of them jostle each other.

'Well, let's go. Just make sure you don't lose your fake ID, without it you won't be able to enter King's Landing.
''........Um, is it really Lug-sama? No matter how you look at it, you look like a pretty girl. She's more beautiful than me, I'm a bit shocked.
''That's right. I didn't see such a beautiful person at a party in King's Landing.

I was dressed as a woman.
 Because it's more convenient to put a woman on the plan from now on.

Due to my neutral appearance, with some disguise skills, I can perfectly assume the appearance of a woman, and I'm confident in my acting.
 Even in my past life, I have dressed up as a woman in my boyhood and used the color scheme to finish off my targets.

'Could it be that this breast enlargement guy was made to dress as a woman?
You're right. I'll get a chance to use it one day. Because the disguise that departs the most from the original impression is to change your gender.

I thought about having Tart and Dia dress up as men, but I didn't choose it because even if I could mend my appearance, it would be impossible for the two of them to behave like men, and there was a good chance that they would look suspicious.

'Come to think of it, Master Lug used to wear women's clothes a lot!
Oh, he was wearing women's clothing when we first met!

The two of them look at me with tremendous suspicion.

'Give me a break, that was just my mom forcing me to wear it I have no taste for that.
Yeah, I know. Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.
I'll accept any hobby you have, Master Lugue, no matter what it is!

My head is starting to hurt.
 All right, the job is done and I'm going to show them how manly I can be.
 I'm going to regain my honor.
 Maybe I should try to get them to understand my masculinity in my female form.
 In order to do so, let's get rid of the fire that has fallen on me first.
 I already have a plan for that.