What the f*ck was that?

　I cry as the flashes from my phone hit my eyes.
　Smartphones these days give off a murderous light........
　Even if it's staged, this amount of light or something stupid. Give me a break.

'I can't see ahead of me.......that's a breeze.

　For some reason I could feel the wind even though I was supposed to be in the room.
　I wondered if I'd opened the window and thought I'd close it once my vision recovered, but here I felt uncomfortable underfoot.
　My room is supposed to have a wooden floor. But now the feeling under my feet is incredibly rough.
　It's as if I'm stepping on the ground outside with my bare feet.
　I'm sure it wasn't this rough a while ago, but did I spill some food debris when I ate?

You're not even close to going to bed and you have to clean up. Oh, I can finally see... hmm?

　The tears that had been flowing out of my eyes stopped and I opened my closed eyelids. Then, although it was blurred, I was in an unbelievably large place.
　Huh........I was supposed to be in my room, wasn't I?　And yet, somehow... is it just my imagination that the place looks like a savannah?
　I can see the prairie as far as the eye can see, and I can see the horizon.

　I should have been in my room earlier, playing the game. But now I'm standing in the middle of a savannah-like place. It doesn't make any sense to me.
　Didn't you pass out from the shock of not being able to pull out Luna after that, and now you're in a dream?
　.... yes, it must be. I've never had a dream that was so real.
　It was past midnight when I got messed up, and now it's the morning when the sun is shining.
　.........Oh, they say you can't feel any pain if it's a dream, so let's check it out.

"Ouch ... ouch"?　I mean, it's a dream... no, it's too early to draw any conclusions.

　I tried to pinch my cheek and it hurt no problem. You can't judge whether it's a dream or not just by the pain.
　Honestly, I want to start running and screaming right now, but I have to calm down.
　I'm in a strange place, but my heart is pounding and I can't calm down. If this is the reality, this is a very bad situation.
　I'm in my pajamas and barefoot now. It's too reckless to walk in this wide open area.
　And if a wild animal attacked me in this place, I'd be completely trapped.

　I should find a place to take shelter to prevent that from happening.
　Checking the expanse of land, we found a place with trees growing a little further away. Let's just aim for that spot for now, and climb up the tree to see if we can get to safety.
　And by the way, if we're up high, we might be able to figure out where people might be.
　...and hope there are no snakes, leopards or bears.

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　Now, after walking for a while, we got much closer to the side of the tree.
　I was barefoot and had to check my footing, so it took me a while to get there.
　However, the sun hadn't even risen for a while when we started to move, and we still had some time to kill before the sun went down.
　If we try to spend the night in the grassland, we will definitely go to the afterlife.
　Can we make it through in the trees?
　The tree you're heading for is roughly five meters high and you could manage to climb it barefoot.

''Guffaw?　$%#&!　$%#&!

"Huh?

　I was walking along, lost in my thoughts, when suddenly I hear something behind me.
　When I turned around, there was a bipedal purple-colored creature about the size of a human child.
　It was holding a wooden-looking club in one hand and pointing at me as if it were excited.
　Before I could even think about what this thing was, I sensed a dangerous atmosphere and started running.

"Huh..........huh.......d*mn it, what the hell is that thing?

　As soon as I ran out, I reached the base of the tree and hurriedly scrambled to the top of the tree.
　This still did some physical labor work and I was still in my early twenties.
　I could climb this much.......though it was pretty close.
　After climbing about 4 meters, I climbed onto a thick branch and huddled against the trunk to look down.

'%#&!　%#&!

　The purple creature looked at us and shouted something.
　It seemed like that guy was definitely after me. I'd like to pat myself on the back for figuring it out right away.
　Now that we are safe, let's calmly observe the creature.
　That's a fantasy creature called a goblin or something, isn't it?
　It's a good thing I'm not the type to climb trees I'll probably be fine since I'm just yelling and not showing any signs of climbing.
　I've been watching for a while to see if he'd come up, but after a bit of time he hit a tree with the club and then ran off somewhere.

"Huh, a creature like that is just like another world.

　I was so relieved to be alive, I realized with a single word that escaped me.
　--another world. .........in other words, another world. The item I used in the GC when I came here is also an invitation to another world.
　So it's because of that item that I'm in this mess?

　........haha, that's ridiculous. I'm not going to joke that I was in another world when I used an item in a shaggy game.
　I unintentionally searched my body with my hand for my phone and found it in my pajama pocket. The power is on from the beginning and I press the home button.
　What appeared was not the usual home screen, but somehow the GC top screen.
　Oh, right, because I did it before I came here, right?　I tried to press the home button twice, but the screen did not change.

I thought, "That's weird. Is it broken?

　Tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick.
　d*mn, I thought, I tried tapping to see the inside of the GC this time, but....

'Huh!　1.........level 1!

　My level, which had been over 200 levels earlier, is now listed as 1.
　For some reason, my name has also been changed from Shuwein the Jet Black to Heihachi Okura.
　When I checked the unit and item fields as well, I found that they had all disappeared.

　'F*ck you!　Hey, you're losing all my data!

　My anger bolts go up and I almost throw my phone in the air, but I stop myself.
　Be cool, Be cool, me. My hands start to shake with too much anger, but it's no use.
　It's probably the only clue I have left. I can't afford to lose it.

　I fiddled with it for quite a while, but I couldn't find any great clues.
　However, I did discover that the GC screen had changed significantly.
　All units, items, status columns, and everything else except gacha are gone.
　It's enough to make me think this isn't a game anymore. I thought for a moment that all the units had disappeared, but there was one unit that remained.
　It's a unit named Heihachi Okura with my face as an icon. This is incredibly creepy.

　And the 50 magic stones needed to draw the gacha were replenished.
　The GC uses these magical stones, which are sold for 100 yen a piece, to pull the gacha. The invitation that came out of the gacha drew me into this world...so what is this gacha all about?
　There's even a banner in the gacha column that says [First 11 consecutive UR units confirmed]. I tapped on it to draw the gacha in this situation, thinking inwardly that there was no way.
　I really can't help it, I can't even get this much gacha. But I wanted to clutch at straws now, so I did so, even though it seemed like an idiot.

　The treasure box is displayed on the screen. The treasure chest changes from silver to gold to white and then to rainbow colors.
　It seems to be true that UR units are confirmed.

[R Camp Set, R Food, R Cloth Clothes, R Copper Armor, R Copper Leggings, R Boots, SR Pot Lid, SR Excalibur, R Potion x 10, SSR Book of Languages, UR Noor Fanya]

　d*mn, Luna didn't answer........not that.
　What is this R camp set and the SSR language book?
　I don't think this was in the GC.

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The Book of Languages
Able to understand otherworldly languages.
A little headache when using it, maybe?
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　What the hell is this....
　I tap on the language book to try it out.
　Then the screen of the phone started to light up again and a book appeared from it.

What is this........it has materialized.

　I pick up the book that appeared and open it to try it out.
　As soon as the words come into view, I get a light headache and my body reflexively jerks a bit.

'Maybe?　No, I mean, you have a headache!　Oh, well. More importantly, materialization.....

　If the things in this GC materialize........
　A sense of anticipation filled me, wondering what would happen to the character that is a unit.
　The unit I just pulled was Noor Fanya.
　Some people say that the UR units themselves are broken, but this guy is a head turner.
　I suppressed my expectations and tapped Noor Fanya's summoning stone.
　GC units are put into the item column as a summon stone, and then tapped on it later to release it.

　Just like before, the screen starts to glow, and the light coming out of the phone takes on the shape of a person in front of me.
　And when it fully took on the shape of a person, the figure was revealed.

'You -- ah?　Aaaaah!

　Just as he was about to show up and say something, the person who appeared in front of him, screaming, fell down.

''Oh I totally forgot I was up in the tree...''