14-Crazy by-product




Okura-dono. You're back at the inn quite quickly, aren't you?

'Right. I just got summoned, and I wanted to tour the city a bit.

 As we entered the room, there was a large bed, as the receptionist said, with plenty of room for about two people to sleep.
 We got back to the inn, though there was still a lot of time for the sun to set. It was because I had something to do. 

Yeah, that was for a reason. I'm going out again, don't worry.

 He places the magic bag he was carrying on his back on the floor and removes the contents. From inside, I find the bagged demon drop items that I hunted for one mess after another.
 Ten bags pile up in the corner of the room. After returning from the hunt, I had sorted out the day's worth and brought them to the Adventurer's Association. The receptionist was pulling a face because she came every day.

''What is this amount of.......''

That's a lot of people.

 The two girls are puzzled by this amount. I think I'm an idiot too when I see this amount again. I was picking them up like crazy during the hunt, but even if I stop picking them up in the middle of the hunt, this is it?
 I stopped picking them up on the fifth day, but even so, that's about 6250 tusks. Orc meat is huge, so I didn't take too much orc meat, so the number is low. I feel like it was a bit of a waste.

'I was going to go to the general store to get rid of this guy anyway. I'll get you some clothes and stuff for Esther while I'm at it.

Oh, you're going to buy me some clothes? That's nice to hear.

 I don't want people to complain about me buying it first or anything. I don't think Estelle is any more careless with her clothes than Nole is. It's definitely better to let him choose.

'So, I can't just pull it straight out of the bag. So I thought I'd see how long I could carry it beforehand.

 If we had such a useful item, we'd probably all be using it. But even if you look at other adventurers, they don't seem to be using it.
 So it's best to keep its existence a secret. You'll be in trouble if someone asks you where you got it.

You're not going to be able to find out what you're going to do with it.

Hey, I'm counting on you.

I knew it was me!

 Noll asked in an anxious voice, and I patted her on the shoulder, popping her. She nodded as she screamed, her bad feeling hit her.
 I'm sorry I just had you hunt for me, but I can't hold that much of this kind of amount on me.



Gosh, he's heavy...

Keep up the good work, keep up the good work.

We don't just want you to support us, we want you to have it with us...

 Noll is carrying it with a heavy fluffy look and Esther is cheering him on beside her. I've managed to carry it all, so I'm in the middle of carrying it to the grocery store. Residents walking the streets are also looking at us to see what's going on. This is conspicuous.
 I have about three bags, but they are still very heavy. The bag was so heavy that it looked like it was going to pop at any moment.
 Noor, who is walking behind, is carrying seven. He's a real go-to guy.

Oh, I'm not good at manual labor. I'm sure you're aware of that.

 Esther waved her wand and a light was generated and enveloped our bodies. Then, strangely, the bag began to lift lightly with the power that came from it.

''Oh! This is great!

That's great. What the hell did you do with that magic?

It's performance enhancing magic. It doesn't last long, but it's good for 10 minutes.

 She looks at us in amazement and giggles and laughs in amusement.
 No, if you have it, use it from the beginning. By the way, this magic is useful. I'm not sure how much it will rise, but I'll check later.

'Does magic have a grade or something? Like, say, beginner or intermediate.

 There's something about magic that's advanced. It's the highest level of magic, Eternal Force or something like that. And there's something romantic about using it to scream.

You know what? I don't know the type of magic in this world, but I can only change the power of the magic I put out as I see fit. I think I can do water magic from a small drop of water to about an amount that would submerge an entire city. Do you want to try it?

Don't do it, don't do it, don't ever do it. I'm not pretending.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

 This guy just started saying horrible things. But that's still pretty appropriate. Come to think of it, he wasn't chanting or anything like that earlier, so there's nothing like that.
 I'm shocked because I had an image that chanting was really cool.

Oh, come on. Today.........hey, what's that amount?

'Actually, I've been hunting for a bit and I've been saving up. I'd like to have it purchased, is it okay?

 We arrived at our usual grocery store and dropped our bags on the floor. The old man who owned the store pulled a face when he saw the amount.
 I'd be surprised if he brought this amount of stuff to me. I'd be surprised too.

"You buy it and this is all of it? So, it's fangs, a club and meat. That's more than a little. How much did you hunt for?

I don't want to see any more orcs and goblins for a while...

 An old man fishes the bag and checks things out. Surely a little isn't an amount, right?
 His murmurings are answered by Noll with an air of melancholy. The old man was speechless, as that seemed to tell him how much he had hunted.

I'm sorry, but I can't buy all of this. Even if you can, it's only for one bag. I can't even get the money ready, and if I buy this much, I won't be able to buy from other adventurers for a while.

Well....

 I finish fishing for one bag and am told that not only can I not buy them all, but I can only buy one bag. It's too much of a quantity to buy, as expected........it's a complete oversupply.
 I don't want other adventurers to resent me for this. Besides, it's bad enough that we have to reduce the number of adventurers from Brunne.

''You guys, if you can hunt this much, why don't you go to Sting?

For Sting?

 Let's go to King's Landing. Maybe it's time to go to another city once.

"You guys can get into the Sting's Labyrinth, right? Besides, there are a lot of shops over there that will buy you out.

Labyrinth?

'You didn't know? There's a cave of sorts where demons spring up, and the demons there drop rare items. The most recent one to come along is this one.

This is....

 The owner brought out a pair of pajamas with a cat pattern on them. Hey, why do we have these things? Do cats or something like that exist in this world?
 It's kind of disgusting that these things drop from demons. I'm not sure I'd even wear this...but a place called the labyrinth where these things are dropped makes me a little curious.

''Oh, it's so cute!''

Good. It seems to be easy to wear when you sleep.

 Apparently, the two girls liked this. What am I going to do, am I crazy for my sensibilities? What's this thing that the monster dropped?

Do demons drop these things?

Yeah, I hear they drop all sorts of other stuff. But I heard that even B-ranked adventurers struggle with it. But if you're the kind of person who can beat the Cyclops, you might not be concerned.

 Even with a B grade, you struggle. Should I gather a little more strength before I go...? 
 But we also have Esther, who is a mage, so we might be fine. For now, let's think about whether or not we should go to the royal capital, Sting, in the future.

''Well I'll think about it.

 I was given one bag to buy and received 750,000 G for it. ........We really were hunting like idiots, weren't we?

 After that, we bought clothes, including pajamas from Demon Products for Esther and Noll. I wondered if you guys were really okay with that, but since they were happy with it, they didn't say anything in particular.