After finishing training, I returned to the inn, finished bathing and eating as usual, and went to my room.
　I want to sleep early since I'm already a wreck today, but I stayed up until the daily update to play the announced SSR Definite 33-ring pickup gacha.
　This gacha seems to be a guerrilla-type thing that's only available today. For God's sake, announce it sooner!

"Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

What?　Okura-dono is not pleased.　Don't you want a carnival, sir?

'I can't believe your brother isn't happy with the mess... is this a sign of bad things to come?

　Just like last time, the three of us are sitting on the bed with me in the middle holding my phone in my hand. The girls are looking at it from both sides.
　The only difference is that Moffitt is also joined by Noor's lap holding her. She seems to be in place on her lap.

　Normally, I'd be pleased with how great it is without being multiplied, but this one is a bit different.
　There were 33 stacks of gacha, and the amount of magic stones required per gacha was 150. And the current magic stones are 934. That means you can only draw it six times.
　Furthermore, this time it's a pickup. The four targets of the increased probability are UR Sisha Alvi, UR Karon, UR Krausolas, and UR Attractor.
　Sisha is the priestess we're looking for. She's definitely our top priority if we want to go after her - the others are too attractive.
　Karon is almost the strongest unit as a vanguard, and the other two are a sword and shield.
　If I hit those two, I can finally graduate from the crowbar and the pot lid............If I get one of those in six tries, I'll win big.

'No, I'd be happy to have a priest in the pickup..........but d*mn it!　If this was going to happen, I should have saved up more magic stones!

Is that why you looked so troubled?

　What bad timing. I mean, I wasn't expecting a 33 stanza or anything like that!
　Even if the SSR is confirmed, there's no mention that the probability of UR is increasing.
　The probability of the UR pickup is still the same as it was for the GC.
　It would have been nice if this was an 11-round pickup target... If I could do it 18 times, I'd have quite a bit of mental space to spare, but at 6 times, I feel like my stomach is tightening up.
　Even if I hunted right now, it would indeed be too tight to collect the remaining 116 pieces. If I had at least a few more days........ick.

'The number of times we can try is six........this time we can each try twice.

'Wow!　We can turn again, can't we!

I'm going to have some fun.

　We can all turn in just two times each, so this time it's two equal times each.
　Noll and Esther are happy, but I have mixed feelings about it.
　The weight of 33 stacks is nothing compared to 11 stacks. I can't describe how I felt when it wasn't a rainbow at the moment I turned it over.
　When I look at the ejection screen, I feel as if I'm being punished.
　But when you get over that and get the unit you're looking for, the pleasure is bad. I was so happy that I was running around naked in my room.

You have to pray as you spin it. This gacha is worth three times the weight of 11 in a row at one time. Please think about that.

Umm, when you say that, it makes me feel somewhat more responsible.......am I the last one?

Oh, you're kind of wimpy for a knoll. Well, I'll have to turn it over to you then.

　Hearing my words, Noor picked up Moffitt, who was sitting in her lap, as if she was a little scared, and placed him in her arms.
　Unlike her, Esther received the phone from me, looking no different than usual.
　It's truly majestic. Replacing her like that, me and Noll looked at the screen from both sides.

　My fingertips, without hesitation, tap the 33rd consecutive gacha.
　A treasure chest appears on the screen. And the treasure chest is silver, gold, and white. It stopped at white.

[R Food, R Chrome Armor, R Chrome Gauntlets, SR Excalibur, SR Pot Lid, R Dagger, R Cutlass, SR Cursed Rod, SR Caduceus Coat of Arms, SR Beacon, R Plush toy]

[R Sleeping Bag, SR High Potion x 10, R Panacea, SR Philosopher's Stone, R Transceiver, SR Autoguard Sphere, SR Butterfly Grip, SR Happiness Ring, R Smoke Screen, SR Timer App, R Tiara]

[SR Pot Lid, R Lamp, SR Nikeh's Shoes, R Bar, R Nourishment, R Aisling, R Thunder Ring, R Gold Nugget, SR Staff of Charity, SSR Goddess Embrace, SSR Adamant Shield]

Well this is even more disturbing than I thought it would be.

Oh my God I'm starting to get scared.

'If this doesn't bring UR, I'm going to cry.

　The imposing atmosphere of earlier disappeared and was replaced by a slightly but hard expression on her face.
　Noor, who was watching next to her, saw this and hugged Moffitt tighter than before, and the rabbit, which had been perfectly round, was slightly crushed and deformed.

　Then a second time. She presses the screen with her slightly trembling fingertips.
　A treasure chest appears on the screen. And the treasure chest is silver, gold, and white. It stops at white.

[SR Shoulder Bag, R Longsword, SR Chaos Ring, R Food, R Hot Ring, SR Blessed Necklace, R Spatha, SR Gold Mace, R Potion x 10, R Metal Whip, R Steel Scythe]

[R Panacea, SR Philosopher's Stone, SR Excalibur, R Longcoat, SR Corona Ring, SR Lion's Heart, SR Water Bottle, SR High Potion x 10, R Thunder Ring, R Bogan, R Steel Sword]

[SR Healing Treasure, R Glove, SR Eclipse Sword, R Claw, R Flash Ball, SR Pot Lid, R Cleave, SR Beacon, SSR Adamant Sabaton, R Thin Book, SSR Grimoire 'Acadia'

Oh ... my brother, I'm sorry...

'No, don't worry about it. I salute you for taking on the bravest of roles.

"...Hmm?　I have a feeling that something is wrong with Okura-dono...

　Estelle apologetically handed the phone to me and exchanged positions.
　It seems they won't come out so easily after all. My body trembles when I think that I've just consumed 11 straight games for 6 times.
　Is this what a warrior's shaking is all about? Hmmm, interesting.
　Since I'm going to draw this gacha, I'll definitely get my hands on an UR.

Well then, here we go!

　My fingertips hit the enter key on the keyboard.　I hit the 33rd stanza as I pressed the button.
　A treasure chest appeared on the screen. And the treasure chest was silver, gold, and white. It stopped at white.

[R Shortspear, SR Waist Pouch, R Basket Hand, SR Gold Shoes, R Claw, SR Basho Fan, R Hataki, SR Caduceus Emblem, R Iron Sword, SR Prominence Rod, and R Panacea]

[R Steel Axe, SR Treasure of Life, R Plushie, R Hardcover, R Excitant, SR Butterfly Grip, R Iron Spear, R Hot Ring, SR Guardian Ring, SR Nikeh's Shoes, R Camp Set]

[R Food, R Magic Potion x 10, SR Magic Canceller, R Wind Ring, R Bar, R Bone Ring, SR Excalibur, R Magic Paper, SSR Adamant Helm, R Gold Bullion, R Stove]

Well, I don't know how many times I can do it. Calm down! Calm down!　Okay?!

Is your brother okay?　You're in a terrible cold sweat, okay?

I think Okura-dono should calm down first, sir, but...

Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.

　The moment the white glittering treasure chest was displayed, my whole body went rigid as if I had stopped breathing, though only slightly.
　What a surprise.......three times left. I have to draw the UR in three times combined Noor.
　I've already consumed half of it, in this short amount of time.
　But thinking about it the other way around, there's still half to go. That's enough to draw an UR. In fact, I'd rather pull it out myself.

　In a calm motion, I caught my breath and tapped the 33rd consecutive gacha.
　A treasure chest appeared on the screen. And the treasure chest is silver, gold, white and rainbow. It stopped at the rainbow.

''Huh, I guess the URs will naturally approach you when you're as big as I am.

What is this arrogant attitude of yours...

　Hmmm, I got a UR again. I guess I've been having pretty good luck with gacha.
　And this time, I'm picking one up. It's unlikely that the probability of getting a dupe like last time will ever be surpassed.

【R Food, SR Gorgeous Shoes, R Camping Set, SR Waist Pouch, R Plushie, SR Magic Blade, R Steel Shoes, SR Treasure Ball of Life, SR Pot Lid, R Knife, R Sleeping Bag】

[R Potions x 10, SR Calling App, R Hot Ring, SR Nikeh's Shoes, R Junk Ring, SR Magic Canceller, SR Excalibur, SSR Adamant Armor, R Ice Rod, SR Platinum Plate, R Energizer]

[R Scissors, SR Skull Ring, R Gold Bullion, R Nourishment, R Iron Spear, SR Treasure of Charity, R Panacea, SR High Potion x 10, R Claw, SSR Nibelung's Ring "Valkyrie", UR Wise Man's Staff]

Uh--

　My vision went dark. As it is, my body falls backwards without opposition.

''Wait!　Oh, Okura-dono!　Oh, Esther!　Okura-dono is not breathing!

'I can't believe you're dumbing down again... was it too stimulating for your brother?　Come on, wake up, brother.

　I can hear the noise around me. But I can't get that stuff into my head.
　What the hell is wrong with me?

　A little while later, the feel of something touching me caresses my skin. Then something flows into me.

'Ababa--Ha!　Oh, what the hell am I....

'I can't believe I stopped breathing just by spinning a mess...'

'You're tired, brother, you're tired.

　Huh?　What the hell was I doing?
　I'm pretty sure I had a gacha..............................oh, yeah.
　Why is it that I got an UR and it's dumb again!　Pickup?　Hey?　Tell me, someone.　

　Defeated by the mess, I handed the phone to Noor and we switched positions.
　She lowers the mofoot she was holding into her lap. Then she holds the phone low so that the rabbit can see it.
　Moffitt sniffs the phone in front of her, sniffing the phone in front of her.



'Good luck Nole, all the expectations are on you.

I believe in you, you know. I believed in you from the start.

You can't tell me that you trust me in this situation!　

　A treasure chest is shown on the screen. And the treasure chest is silver, gold and white. It stopped at white.

[R Camp Set, R Iron Armor, R Food, R Boots, SR Pot Lid, R Stuffed Animal, SR Nike Shoes, R Lamp, R Smoke Ball, SR Beacon, SR Explosive Ticket]

[R Ice Rod, R Transceiver, R Flash Ball, SR Mercy Ring, SR Magic Blade, R Nourishment, R Thunder Rod, R Potion x 10, SR Tomahawk, SR Skull Ring, R Deodorant]

[R Telescope, R Stove, SR Excalibur, SR Ring of Protection, R Hot Ring, R Magic Dynamite, R Boots, R Panacea, R Gauntlet, SSR Adamant Gauntlet, SSR Nibelung's Ring "Siegfried"]

I agree....

Tsk... oh, I'm sorry. Don't worry, I'll find you another time.

　Oh no, I couldn't help but click my tongue.
　Couldn't Noll's luck be any better?　Seriously, how can we not get anything done this time?
　Can't you seize the chance to seize it?

You were tongue-tied, weren't you?　Mu.........Okura-dono, may I have Moffoot pull it?

Hm?　Well, if you want me to do it, fine.

Heh, so long. Press here, Moffitt.

　He responds to my tongue lashing, and then he thinks of something. Then she says she wants Moffat to pull it.
　Well, if she wants me to spin it, that's fine, but is it okay?　

　Noor moved his phone in front of Moffoot and pointed to the button part of the 33rd series of messes.
　Then, he popped his own paw on that part, as if he understood it.
　I've heard it was clever, but seriously, does this guy understand what he's saying properly....

　A treasure chest is shown on the screen. And the treasure chest is silver, gold, white and rainbow. It stopped at the rainbow.

[R Great Sword, SR Spike Shield, R Food, SR Thick Book, SR Clairvoyant, R Augmenter, R Flash Ball, SR Auto Guard Sphere, R Shoulder Pad, R Ice Ring, R Plushie]

[R Teargas Ball, SR Shura's Fist, R Sleeping Bag, SR Angel's Clothing, R Shuriken, SR Francisca, R Magic Potion x 10, R Lamp, R Transceiver, SR Photo App, R Thunder Ring]

[R Chakram, SR Eclipse Sword, R Dagger, SR Twin Saber, SR Excalibur, R Deodorant, SR Pot Lid, R Chrome Armor, R Nourishment, SSR Defense Bracelet, UR Sisha Alvi]

'What?　You got a UR?

They only call you the Messenger of Fortune, don't they?

Mmmm, Moffat, he's a good boy.

　Moffitt proudly lets out a muffled snort, and Noor pats his head happily.
　Well, seriously........I'm happy too, but even Usagi loses out on the luck of the mess......