56-Organize items




Well, I think it's time for you to unravel...

Yeah, yeah, yeah! What have we done?!

 After we finished messing around, we were still tied up a while later.
 Why should I be treated like this when I was just trying to mess around a bit? It's not my fault. It's all Gacha's fault.
 I jittered my legs and pleaded with the nolls to let me go.

'You should put your hand on your own chest and think about it, sir.

'Oh, have you two not been punished enough? Want to go this way next time?

How did I get involved in this? Yah, if you're going to do it, please leave it to Okura-san alone!

You betrayed me, didn't you? I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. I've been reminded of that, so could you please untie me from the rope?

 Sisha had been looking at me as if I were looking at my own kind earlier, but the moment Esther produced her wand and electric shocks leaked out of the tip, she abandoned me. What a guy.
 I don't want to receive an electric shock either, so I desperately apologized and finally got him to untie the rope.
 Huh........how did this happen?

''And for now, let's check the items that were ejected!

Ha, you never learn, do you?

It's too late for that...

I wish I could learn from Mr. Okura's boldness.

 Before they can say anything else, I pick up my phone and check the items that have been discharged. The option of messing around here is too much of a headache, but I don't do it because I don't know what they'll seriously do to me if I do.
 Estelle holds her cheeks and sighs, Noor pats his mofft and mutters, and Sisha looks at me and puts her hands together in a prayer pose. What's the reaction?
 Oh well, let's just look at the dull stuff for now.

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Snack (10 times left)
You can take out a single snack at random.
The dishes disappear as dirt after they are used up.
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 A snack first. There's a count of 10 times left, so it's a consumption system.
 From the description, I should think of it as something like food.

 I consumed it once to try it out, and what came out was a line of chestnut-colored cream wrapped in a spiral, and it was a tuna. At the top was a round chestnut.
 Is this a Mont Blanc? There's even a fork with it.

Oh, the snack food version.

This is....

Brother, brother, can I have this?

Oh, I want to try it too!

 What is this? As soon as I put this out, Noll and the others are biting down on it.
 The Nors gulped and cleared their throats, and Esther fidgeted with her hands clenched in front of her chest, a rare occurrence.
 Sisuha is only asking to try it with Nori. I had no choice, so I decided to consume it twice after this and serve it for three people.
 What came out was a tall glass of cream and vanilla ice cream with a pink sauce and chocolate sauce. A parfait with cereal packed underneath.
 The other two long, thin, ochre-colored objects came out. Is this a potato yokan?

Oh this is good, isn't it?

''Hmm, that's sweet. The sweets in this world were good, but the ones from Gacha are just like food, they're still different.

Huh I'd like a cup of tea.

 Mont Blanc is Noor, Parfait is Esther, and Sisha takes a handful of yokan and eats them respectively. They proceed to eat while making very delicious sounds.
 Especially Esther, who is smiling and chewing her parfait, is very cute. She doesn't have her usual vibe, and her reaction as a pure girl is soothing to the eyes.
 Noll is happy, but she's wearing an eye mask, and Sisha is kind of happy or something.
 At any rate, she's happy with something sweet, so I hope she'll just forget about what happened earlier.

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High-end lamps
Enhanced Lamp.
It consumes MP and allows light to reach a wide area.
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 The next thing I brought out was a lamp with a handle in a hexagon shaped glass.
 R's regular lamp was used in my room at night, but how is it different from this lamp? How wide is a wide area?
 Let's give it a try.

'Oh, let's see - whoa! Well, maybe.

'Ugh! My eyes, my eyes!

'Hey, brother, you're using too much MP! Stop the flush!

This is intense....

 The moment I poured the MP into the lamp as if I were using a wind bracelet, the lamp immediately lit up. The room was filled with light, only here it was as bright as morning.
 Nole, who was looking directly at it, groaned as she held her eye area over her eye mask.
 Estelle and the others didn't seem to be looking too directly at it, but she turned her hand toward the lamp to block out the light. They told me I was flushing too much, and when I stopped flushing the MP in a hurry, the light diminished.
 The lamp was then quickly taken away, and from now on, it was to be used by Esther or Sisha. Me and Nol are not very good with MP, so it's no wonder.
 Noor, who was moaning in pain, seemed to be cured by Sisha's immediate recovery spell, but it's kind of a bad thing.

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Cleaning machine
Spend MP and remove all the dirt from anything you put in it.
Do not put in any living things.
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 The next thing that came out was a square white box, large enough to hold in one hand.
 The top part of the box opens up, and I wonder if this means that you can put things inside from here to make it clean?

It's pretty small. But I'm surprised they bothered to put a notice like this. Who would try to put a living thing in a thing like this, right?

Yes, that's right.

 It's going to come in handy for doing laundry and such. So far I've been using Esther's magic to remove the dirt, but as long as I have this, I won't have to bother her.
 It says not to put living things in the warning signs, but I don't think anyone would try to put a living thing in something this unknowable.

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Air Rope
A rope that can be hooked into the air.
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 When I selected it, I found a rope with a curved claw on the end. Is that a clawed rope?
 I looked at the description section and it seemed to get stuck in the air. I threw it in the middle of nowhere for a bit of a test, and the claws stopped where I thought they would.
 I yanked on it, but the pinned rope didn't freak out. And when I think I'm going to come off, the claw that was stuck in the air falls to the floor. 

'Hooking it in the air is scary, isn't it?

But this sounds like fun.

 It's hooked up properly at one point, but it's visually very unsettling because it's hooked up to something I can't see.
 When Sisja took the air rope from me, she hooked it lightly to the ceiling and climbed up and started swinging it around. Is this guy not afraid of anything?

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Seasoning Set
A set of various seasonings based on sugar, salt, vinegar, soy sauce and miso.
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 What came out was a large box filled with various spices.
 This is pretty good. I tried to find soy sauce and miso in my spare time, but I couldn't find any.
 But I don't cook, so I guess I only use soy sauce. I can make miso soup, though.

"Oh, that's a nice surprise.

'It doesn't sound like there's much use for those of us who don't cook. Speaking of which, can any of you guys cook?

I can do this just in case, sir.

What?

What is your reaction?

 You are lying, absolutely not. I don't believe that Noll can cook.
 Esther and Sisha are also frozen in their voices. Either they're shocked that he can cook, or they think it's a lie.
 You say you can make it, but you've got the wrong salt and sugar, or when you put something in, the lid comes off and it all comes crashing down, right? That's about as close to a margin of error as you can get! I can see him making it up as he goes along.
 He's not happy with our reaction or he's angry with Punska, but I can't help it because I can't believe it.

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Luxury Eye Masks
Made of comfortable material.
You can choose to turn your vision on or off.
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Okura-dono! Here! I want this!

I mean it's only Nole who uses these things, but it's time for you to be able to keep a straight face.

'Yes. Mr. Noll, it's a shame you're so pretty.

No, sir! And, for now, we'll take this one!

Huh, you have a long way to go.

 Noll started to fuss about wanting to see the eye mask that came out. You're the only one who uses it without making so much noise........
 I don't know when you saw it, but I don't know if Sisha has seen your true face before either. Seeing Estelle sighing, it looks like it's going to be quite a while before she acts with her true face.

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Recording App
Add the recording function to your smartphone.
Note that there is a sound at the start.
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 Whoa! Finally, it's even a recording app. Now I can store not only photos, but videos as well.
 I've been taking pictures in secret, so this is going to be even better! 
 The girls don't seem to be too interested in the features of their phones, even the features of their phones, so let's not bring it up too much in the future.

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Arm cover
Defense +100
Enhanced fire resistance
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 The cover covers up to the elbows, which are blue. The top and bottom edges are designed to be tightened with rubber or something to prevent it from coming off.
 Huh, just by equipping this, the defense increases by 100? Moreover, it even increases fire resistance.

It's a good idea. Can I take this one?

We don't mind but I think it's time for your brother to start worrying about his outfit.

I think it's a good idea to layer everything on top of each other.

I'd like to see how far Okura-san can go.

 Ugh, you're saying that I'm a little concerned about it. It's fine for me, but it hurts the way people are looking at me.
 If only I could graduate to Excalibur and pot lids, I should look pretty decent.
 Come to think of it, these two were out again this time. Even when the item's probability is up, they come out without a care in the world. How high is the discharge rate?

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Excalibur☆17
Attack power +2090
Action speed +130%.
Lids of pots and pans☆11
Defense +750 
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 Huh? I'm already over 2,000 attack power..............................The pot lid is about to go off.
 If this continues, there's a chance I'll be wearing this equipment forever. I value performance more than looks, so I can't choose not to equip it because of how it looks.
 But if I could, I'd want to equip something cool. I'd like to use a magic blade or something like that if it's true.
 I've recently become addicted to saying "Von, Von, Von" and producing a magic blade while saying it to myself.

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Alarm
The sound is emitted when a target other than the one specified in a certain area enters.
It also notifies the smartphone.
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 If you take it out, it's like a security camera with a speaker-like thing attached to it. A long, thin stick extends downward, and it seems to be installed by sticking it in.

'Hmm? Do you ever get a chance to use this?

I don't feel like I'm very useful.

 What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing? It's kind of like a sensor, but... oh, would you be able to use it with that "house thing" that was in this episode?

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Pet hut
A hut that recreates the perfect environment for your pet to relax in.
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 It looks like a normal doghouse with a square box and a triangular roof. The only unusual feature is that it has a small door at the entrance.
 What's the best environment for pets? 

Okura-dono! Please give me this!

Yeah, I knew it was for Moffat when it came out, so it's good.

Thank you very much, sir!

 I don't know what it is, but I only use it for Moffat or so, so I'll give it to Nole for now.
 I don't have any place to put it now, so I put it in my bag. I'm not sure if Moffat understands or not, but he's tapping my foot.

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House Extension
Using it on a house allows you to expand your house.
If you use it on one house, it cannot be used on any other house.
Expansion points are obtained by converting non-consumable items from the gacha.
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 The last and only SSR item that came up. I thought it might be house-related just because it's called a house, but you can't use this right now!
 And if you look at the description, it's a consumption type in a way that you can only use it for one house. You also need expansion points, and you have to convert things that are ejected from the gacha.
 Well what do you think of this?

Hey, hey I thought I got something really good, but I can't use it.

You have to have a home, don't you...

 I don't know what it is, I don't know if it's subtle... I don't know, I haven't used it, but I don't know which rares are worth how much points... If you can convert enough R's, you can use them when you get a house.
 But if it has to be SR or higher to convert properly... well, just think of the rest of the bombed out use?

"Hey, brother. Then maybe it's time to buy a house.

We're getting by now, but one more person might be the limit.

 Hmm, a house. It must be expensive to buy a house.
 I already have more than 20 million Gs in my pocket. But I don't think it's enough....
 I don't know if it's good enough to stay at the inn forever, and I want to do something about it soon, but I'm not sure if I can manage it.