Hi, I'm Fee. The time goes back to after the entrance ceremony.



''....Haha, that's good. Elle did well and really........


　I'm really worried about Elle. She's a lot better than she was in school, but it's still dangerous. She's a genius at alchemy, but not much else at all. The only thing on my brain seems to be crops.

　Besides, after what happened the other day I wasn't even fazed by it.

　He even saw me naked....well, technically he didn't see me, but what was that reaction!

　The ultimate goal of humans is to preserve and prosper the species. So, people and s*xual desire are inseparable. Eventually we will reach that point of love. But I don't feel any s*xual desire in that man.

　Liar, I'm too unattractive...!

　I can't help but think about it. Somehow, once again I'm starting to think about it....I'm getting annoyed.



"Okay, I've decided!　I'll make Elle tell you!

　I've decided. That's right. We have to get Elle to tell him somehow. Because if we can't do that, that a**h*le is not going to give us back our attention.

　Huh?　Why don't you just tell him yourself?

　Well that's an option, but for now, I think it's better to tell him of my attraction and have Elle tell him. Yeah. It's not an escape, okay?　It's not like I'm running away from something that happened after I got dumped.

　No, I'm not. I'm not running away. Yeah.........

　While making such an excuse to myself, I decided to make a plan and carry it out.


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'Elle!　Good morning!
Hmm?　That's a coincidence, Fee. Good morning.
'What?　Yes, haha....

　Early morning. I bumped into Elle at the door before I left for work. It's just a coincidence?　Just because I'm next door doesn't mean I'm overheard.

You wanna go with me? You're coming with me.
Yeah!

　Operation No. 1. Casual body touch.

　I am a little confident in my body. I have a good amount of chest. Today, I made a tight suit, one that shows the line of my body. And really casually, I'll try to look at it casually, casually guessing my arm or something.

''Hmmm, for the sake of the evolution of these vegetables...''

　Yes, Dame. I don't think he noticed.

　This guy needs to focus, okay? He can't see his surroundings. He seems to be studying more and more lately, and he becomes unusually distracted. The reason I'm coming to school with you is because I have ulterior motives, but it's not safe to leave you alone.

　Totally, Elle would really be without me........

　As I was thinking that, I had already passed the gate of the academy. Elle is still her own world. Everything, "My thoughts are more active when I'm walking. That's why I walk" or something like that.....but it's really bad right now Elle. Seriously, I'm not seeing anything. So I'm casually fine-tuning the direction we're going in. I'd really like to hold their hands, but I've got my students' eyes on me.

'Sensei, good morning.'
'Good morning. Miss Fee, you and Miss Elle are good friends!　Are you guys dating?
'I knew it! They're perfect for each other.
Come on. Stop messing around!

　I don't know how many times I've had students say this to me. In fact, I have tried to use this move to bury them from the outer moat. But it's useless because the person in question doesn't know about such rumors.

　After all, Elle doesn't know what's going on around her. Yeah I'm starting to cry a bit.

''Sensei, good morning!

　A woman came running dada dada dada and tangled in Elle's arms. It was Alice. I really don't like Alice. Because I'm spoiled by Elle. It was my right to do that. I really hate her!

Come on, get away from me.
Mm. Fee, you're jealous?
Elle is a world away today.
Oh I see.

　And before I knew it, while Alice and I were talking, Elle had disappeared. She probably used transference and jumped to the lab.

　Geez, I'm telling you not to use transference with a whip in the academy................I'll be preaching to you later!　Let's have a cup of tea, just the two of us!

Huh ... the doctor is gone? So, is Fee still appealing?　Why don't you just give up?
What?　What if you give up too?　Don't get carried away just because we're the same age.
'Huh?　How can you say that when you're ten years older than me? The old lady should stay out of it.
An old woman?　You're a little girl...
'Ohohoho. As expected of an old lady, her boiling point is very low. So, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

　Then Alice said as she left.

　We haven't been friends for a long time. When I first met her at a royal party, I thought she was a shadowy, dark person.

　Especially when it comes to her age, there's nothing I can do about it.

　In fact, I think I'm at a disadvantage. There's data that says men like younger men, and that's true of actual married couples. But that doesn't mean I can't give up. Besides, I've raised Elle with my eyes on her, and I'm not giving her to anyone else!

　I swore that, and headed for my own office.


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Huh....I'm tired....

　A few hours later. It's lunchtime.

　Today, I had classes in the morning and did some administrative work from lunch. Until last year, I was also in charge of a seminar, but Elle graduated, so I'm not in charge of a seminar this year. So, if anything, I'm free this year.

　Rather, the two years that Elle was there were bad. That a**h*le's tremendous experiments have left me busy dealing with the aftermath. The day the veggies staged a coup, I thought my head was going to fall off.

　So now that I have some free time, I decided to head over to Elle's lab.

　I don't really want to be alone with him or anything like that........ Yeah..........


"Elle, let's go eat dinner!
....
Ellew?
'Oh yes I do. What?　Number two is bullying you?　He's a totally troubled guy. What's wrong with my education policy?


　It wasn't a response to me. Elle is having a conversation with the corn and others. That's probably No. 3, but he's gesturing and telling Elle something.

　It's smiling, but right now I want to go to dinner. Besides, this jerk is probably skipping several meals again anyway.

'Elle, Elle!　Let's go grab a bite to eat!　You haven't been eating much anyway!
Hmm?　Ah, Fee. Yeah, I haven't eaten for a couple of days now. Just in time.
''f*ck it!　Two days!　You could have fallen down, and I wouldn't have known!　I'm going to make dinner tonight!
Are you sure?　I'll be fine.
Okay, that's fine. We're right next door to each other. I'm not...

　I said it with great gusto, but apparently it took a turn for the better.

　Now we have a good cause!

　Then we ate lunch together and went to Elle's house to make dinner by the supermarket on the way home together.


"Elle, where's the cabbage?
Hmm?　Isn't it there?
Let's see.
What are you going to make today?
"Pork miso soup, grilled pork with ginger and a heap of shredded cabbage.
You know what to do, Fee.
Well, we haven't been dating for two years.
Then let me know when you can, because I'm reading the research material.
Okay.

　And I cook crisply. I've been living alone for a long time, so I'm good at cooking. After about an hour or so of cooking, I go to call Elle.......she's still super focused....

'Elle, it's ready!'
Hmm?　Oh, thank God.

　We both sit down and start eating together. This isn't the first time I've asked Elle to eat for me, but I'm pretty nervous.......

''Unh!　That's delicious........Fee is a real good cook.......
Yeah?　Oh, thank you.

　I got a compliment. Okay, great!　Keep it up, me!　

'Fee, do you want to go shopping with me tomorrow?
'What?　That's....
Yeah. It's a date.
What...?

　Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

　A date!　I'm surprised the word "date" even exists in this guy's brain!

　And somehow I was going on a date with Elle tomorrow.

　Come on, me!