A stuffed cat getting down on its knees in front of you... what is it, it's supposed to be a melancholy scene, but the stuffed animal makes me feel like I'm being made fun of because of it.

''Uh, look up, please. In the meantime, I'm going to show you what kind of products we have....
Oh, but first, do you have a minute?
...What?
Can you talk to me straight?　You see, I'm a clerk and you're my customer, so if you use respectful language, my super sales talk won't explode.
....

　If it's only going to explode under such limited conditions, I don't think it's super at all. Also, that half-assed speech, is that an honorific?　No, I'm not so good at being respectful as to be able to speak for someone else, but I can say with certainty that this guy's is something different.
　But, well, no matter how you look at it, he's a weirdo, so I would have preferred to keep my distance with respectful language if I could, but I think it's more important to move on with the conversation and get out of here as soon as possible.

'Alright. Is that all right?
........Okey-dokey. It looks like they want to go home as soon as possible, but I'm also a businessman, so let's make them want to buy!

　The owner of the costumed store stands up vigorously, suddenly looking energized.
　What can I say, in every sense of the word, the stuffed animal is ruining it, or really, what is this guy.......

'What?　A hot look!　
...What?
I understand.
....

　What the hell is this guy talking about?　I can feel myself getting a straight face now.
　I'm probably making a pretty smug face in my costume right now, but it looks to me like a pervert in a self-proclaimed beautiful girl's costume is making a freaky move.
　However, the owner of the costume shop continues to speak without regard to my reaction.

''Good!　Then I'm a businessman, here's what I'll do. Buy three products and I'll give you my three sizes!
No, thank you.
'Quick answer!　Hey, can't you give me a little trouble?

　Unfortunately, I don't find the proposal appealing at all, not even a shred of it.
　Most of the time, that's definitely three sizes of stuffed animal, right?　You know, 100, 100, 100....

Then we'll do this!　Buy five items and I'll buy you dinner on 'customer's expense'!
No, please.
A begging level of refusal!

　Dinner with a pervert in a costume is just a punishment game. Also, he's just saying that it's on us to buy him a meal, and that's just because you want him to buy you a meal!
　However, if you tell such a dangerous-looking pervert the reason straight away, you don't know what he'll do, so I'm going to be far-fetched here....

You know, having dinner with a guy whose name I don't even know...
'Oh, come to think of it, we haven't introduced ourselves yet!　The name of a pretty, beautiful girl like me is something that bothers me after all!
No, no, no.
As for me, well let's just call me 'Alice,' a beautiful girl wrapped in mystery!
Not the Cheshire Cat?
Who's the cat?　What the hell do you mean by catching this beautiful girl and treating her like a cat?
....

　This guy is amazing, he's a hell of a pain in the ass.
　Honestly, I don't know if this is the first time in my life that I've ever felt like punching someone I've never met before. The first time I felt like punching someone I've never met before....
　And later, you know about the fairy tales on Earth, which may have been handed down from your past role as a brave man.

'Oh, that?　I feel like I'm about to get shot to death...　He's just embarrassed, right?
My name is Miyama Kaito, nice to meet you.....and can I hit you with one more shot?
'Something about a quick and terrible word after the introduction!　 ...

　Before I knew it, my fists seemed to be clenched, and Alice tells me words of appeasement while trembling her costume slightly.
　

''Huh.......again, nice to meet you.
It's nice to meet you too!

　I let out a big sigh, regain my composure, and hold out my hand to shake it.
　Alice did the same as I did, holding out her hand - a big hand in her stuffed suit - and my hand touched it.
　Immediately afterwards, I heard a sound like glass breaking out of nowhere, and Alice's stuffed animal body flew off.

"...Huh?
Huh?

　When the stuffed suit popped off, there was ... long blonde hair that was wavy and wavy, and beautiful blue eyes like fine sapphires. There was a beautiful girl dressed in clothes that closely resembled a patch with lots of pockets, a beautiful girl that could be mistaken for a bisque doll.

''Oh, what?　Why did you break the spell hahahahahahahahahahaha!

　

''Hiyaaaaah!
Huh?

　Alice, whose face turned red like a boiled octopus, let out a scream immediately afterwards and ran towards the counter at a terrific pace.
　Then, with the force of turning over, she fished out the counter, and a little while later, a white mask.......is it called an opera mask?　He took out a mask shaped to hide the top of his nose and put it on his face in a great hurry and exhaled as if relieved.

''.......................''
I'm sorry. It's just that in the past, when we were facing each other barefaced we couldn't talk to each other properly.
Are you sure you're okay with that mask?
Yes, as long as your face is half covered.

　Apparently, Alice seems to be extremely shy with her bare face limited, and she can't talk properly without something to cover her face.
　That's why she was wearing a costume just now........well, it doesn't seem to be necessary to be in a costume, but let's not get into that part.

''I mean........what are you doing all of a sudden, Kite!　What kind of demon king are you, stripping a girl in the middle of the day like this?
'No, no, I don't know what the hell happened to me either... or you can't say that in a misleading way!　You just got your stuffed shirt off!
'No, no, no, no, I'm feeling very tainted in my opinion!　I can't go to the bride anymore!

　With the opera mask on, Alice is back to her earlier form, and she is stuffing me like a fierce fire.
　But for me, it's almost like an accusation, because I don't know why the stuffed suit flew off just by touching it.
　But the fact that I changed from a stuffed animal to a girl's form, and the scream I heard earlier, makes me feel a little guilty.

''........I'll buy five items.''
Do you want to take your clothes off?　If you want, you can open up your chest or something a bit...

　Receiving my words as if I'm muttering in resignation, Alice's eyes instantly light up.
　.........We've only just met, but I think I'm already beginning to understand how to handle it. What a refreshing return of palms.

　Dear Mom, Dad - Alice is annoying, pushy, shy and defensive. Early on - she was an awesome weirdo.