273-I think he's a weirdo enough






 Unfortunately, after the ruckus caused by the attack had died down, the tea with Princess Cattleya and the others was cancelled.
 It can't be helped. It's a good idea to have a good idea of what you want to do with it.

 It's a good thing that you're able to have a good time with them. I forcefully took Mitsunaga-kun away.
 I'm sure you'll be able to see that Princess Cattleya really cares about Mitsunaga, including her usual stern words and actions, and her panicked attitude is quite amusing.

 I'm sure you'll be pleased to know that the matter is now safely resolved, but unfortunately it's not, and now I'm in even more trouble.

It's a good thing that you're able to get a good idea of what's going on.
I'm going to kill the idiot who ... tortured Kite.
'No, no, so the attacker was taken away long ago... oh, Mr. Isis! For now, calm down...
I will put you on ice and break you into pieces without leaving a single piece of flesh in the world.
....

 Yes, currently in front of me was a completely shattered Isis-san with a blue streak on her forehead.
 The magic power she wears is outrageous, and the magic power of death seems to be wielding a tremendous fury, and the people who were around her have fled, making it look like a ghost town.
 

'No, Isis, don't kill him so easily we can't pass out from the pain and make him 'disappear' little by little from our fingertips.
"You need to calm down, Black. I'll be fine!
...You're the best.......chrome-Eina.
'Mr. Isis! Nothing is quicksilver, you know!

 Yes, to make matters worse, there was another person here.......Black.
 It seems that Black is also very angry, and black mist is erupting from his body, and cracks are appearing on the ground from the aftermath of the magic power being released.

 As soon as Princess Cattleya and Mitsunaga-kun left, the two of them appeared with a tremendous murderous atmosphere, and they crowded in to ask where the attackers were.
 It seems that they threw out the preparations for the Six King Festival, and I think that the area around Liliwood-san is holding their heads in their hands right now.

 Anyway, let's put that aside.......why am I so desperate to protect the attacker? 
 Or rather, if they were this angry to this extent, they might even erase this city with the attackers, so that must be stopped at all costs.

''........Ah, Alice! I can't do anything about it!
I can't.........if I stop him, he'll just make me the target.......
If that's what it takes, so be it.
Treat me like that?

 No, because I'm sure Alice can get away with it somehow...








 In the end, it took a long time to calm Kuro and Isis-san down.
 I was really, really.......tired, but I'm glad that they both managed to convince me to leave.

''Huh ... I'm tired.
'Haha, good job. Great job, Kite.
''Well you really didn't help me at all...''
No! That's impossible, because it's impossible for anyone other than Kite to calm down Kuro-san and Isis-san who are so angry.
Huh.

 I let out another sigh in front of Alice, who laughs bitterly. Oh no, I'm really tired.
 Well, but that's how worried you were about me, and I'm honestly happy about that, but....

By the way, Mr. Kite.
Yeah?
I think I did pretty well this time.
''Oh, well I didn't help in the end, but you really helped me protect Princess Cattleya and Mitsunaga-kun.

 Alice suddenly opens her mouth to change the subject, and I nod my head in affirmation.
 Indeed, the MVP of this time is definitely Alice. Not only Princess Cattleya and Mitsunaga-kun, but also the guarding knights who were in the vicinity protected from the explosion, quickly catching the attackers and flushing out their backgrounds to deal with that as well.
 If it hadn't been for Alice, Princess Cattleya and Mitsunaga-kun would have been injured... or worse, dead, and the attackers would have taken advantage of the chaos and fled and gone up in smoke.
 I can't thank Alice enough, I'm really glad she was there to protect me... but how did she suddenly find out?

You bet! 
Yeah?
I guess it's time for dinner - I'm getting hungry too.
....
'I guess I deserve a reward for my hard work........well, this is just me talking to myself....
....

 
 But, well, it's true that Alice played an active role this time, and I feel like it's not a bad way to say thank you.

''.......What do you want to eat?''
What? No way, Mr. Kite! You're going to buy me a drink~
It's so white!
''No~ I'm sorry, I just did what I deserved to do... there's a fancy restaurant that serves delicious fish dishes!

 This blandness and this annoyance........it's a stable Alice. And he's totally talking about high class restaurants and asking for expensive things.

'.........huh, well, whatever. Let's go.
'Yes! That's what I'm talking about, Mr. Kite! He's the ideal boss who treats his employees well! I'm in love with this one. I'm all night tonight.
"I categorically refuse.
Too strong and clear a NO!

 Looking at such a helpless Alice, who would immediately make a mischief if I praised her a little bit, I let out a big sigh again and decided to walk down the dimly lit street and head to the high-class restaurant Alice said.









''Hagh, amu, musha..............................oh, please refill!''
Hey, Alice. Do you know what table manners are?

 The restaurant that Alice led us to was indeed like a high class restaurant, and the fish dishes that came out were stylish, like French.
 And then there's one idiot who is begrudgingly piling up the food with his cheeks full of food like a squirrel, as if to say that he doesn't care about manners.....It's a shame that we're at the same table.
 I don't know much about table manners either, but I can clearly see that this guy's way of eating is a mess.

The best thing about this is that it's not just a matter of time before you'll be able to get your hands on it.
...What?

 But he was a stable idiot and started to say something with an incomprehensible smug expression on his face.

"Eating well is the most respectful way to cook! If you want to eat elegantly, you can do it the way you want to.
I don't know if you're going to get pissed off at the store?
Oh, that's okay. The owner's one of my guys.
....

 Oh, my head hurts... I've thought about this a lot already, but is this the right way to be the Sixth King?

Excuse me. I need to add this much more from the menu here!
....

 However, the idiot doesn't seem to be bothered, and orders one dish after another as if he were ordering snacks in a pub.

''........Alice, do you know the word refrain?''
'Unfortunately, it's not in my dictionary. Food eaten with other people's money is the best food - phew!
I'm just gonna have to take this.
'Oh! My meuniere...ooooh!

 Huh, really, what can I say? Well, is that just the nature of Alice? 

 Dear Mom, Dad--Alice is still the same troubled guy--but at least I'm the one who finds it comforting that I'm having fun, somehow, when I'm dealing with these idiots. --I think he's odd enough.