With some time to kill and trying to think of a place to eat dinner, Alice suggested a place to go, so we decided to head there.
　I have some reservations about what kind of restaurant it is, but it's Alice who says she wants to have a fancy dinner, and it's hard to believe that she's going to run into a story here.
　I have a feeling that she will happily choose a super high-class restaurant for the aristocracy.

It's a good thing, Kite, you earned a lot of money earlier, so please treat yourself to a full meal.
"...um, yeah. Well, that's fine, but....
Don't worry about it, it's a decent place.
No, it's not...

　I respond to Alice, who is walking next to me and talking to me with a bright smile, with a very subtle expression on her face.
　Umm, yeah. To put it bluntly, I'm in trouble now. It's not really a problem about dinner. No, maybe it has a little to do with it, but that's not what's important.

"What's going on?　You look so strange.
"...Why, no, I mean...when did you get the 'dress'...

　Yes, the problem was Alice's current outfit.
　Just a few moments ago, she had been wearing her usual style of long sleeved, long pants with multiple pockets and functionality.
　However, right after I removed my gaze for a moment, before I knew it, Alice had changed into a dress.

　
　

Isn't he cute?
'Well, well, that's certainly not ... well, no!　I'm asking you why you're wearing a dress...

　Yes, I don't care about the fact that I had changed my appearance in an instant. If Alice was in the mood, she could do the trick of coming back home and changing clothes in less than a second, and that's now.
　

''Eh?　Because there's a 'dress code' for the restaurant we're going to go to.
...What?

　Dress code..........It is a dress code, as the name suggests, a dress restriction.
　
　I've heard that the dress code for restaurants is different from that for ceremonies, but what about my outfit?

　A white shirt, a light black, loose-fitting jacket, jeans-like trousers ... subtle.

'....Is there a dress code?
'Yes. It's a pretty strict shop, and 'semi-ritualistic' or so is standard.
....

　Semi-formal attire........oh no, this is no good, I'll get rid of the door.
　
　If that's the case, my current outfit would be completely out of order.

''Well it looks like I won't be able to get in, so why don't we go to another restaurant?''
　Ta-da!　I've prepared a courtesy outfit for you, Kite!
Well I'm sure you're pretty sure you did.
The only thing you can do is to change your clothes. Well, oh, that's okay.

　Alice was the one who suggested the restaurant I'm about to go to, and the restaurant has a dress code, and my clothes don't fit the dress code, and Alice has a formal dress for me in her hand... I'm completely sure of it.
　It's obvious that she knew I was in a hurry about my clothes and chose that shop on purpose, but for now, I'll swallow the so-and-so and change like Alice said.

　However, when I wonder where in the city I should change in such a city, Alice walks towards one of the houses.

'Oh, hey, Alice?　There, a man's house....

　I hurriedly call out to her, but Alice stands in front of the house without seeming to care. Immediately the occupant inside comes out and gets down on one knee in front of Alice.

'Can I have a room, please?'
'Ha!　Please feel free to use it as you wish. Lord Phantom King.
....

　Ah, ah........as usual......as usual......the inhabitants of that house are also under Alice's command?








　I change into my formal wear at the house under Alice's control, and after putting the changed clothes in the magic box, I meet up with Alice and once again aim for the store.
　The formal wear I'm currently wearing is a black-based calm design, but it's not too flashy, with silver-colored threads woven into the pattern, so I can say it's a pretty stylish gem.

　Well, as it is........this formal wear, perhaps because of its amazing elasticity, is extremely comfortable to wear. Even if you walk around like this, you won't feel any difficulty in moving or tightness at all.


That's because it's a one-of-a-kind piece that I made for you, Kite. The materials were carefully chosen and made to the highest quality.
I mean, no, I appreciate that, but how do you know what size I am, like, for Christ's sake?

　So, this formal dress fits my body perfectly, including the length of the hem, and I feel like it's a made-to-measure product for me, but.......I've never told Alice my body size, but.......I've never told her my body size.

'Haha, what's the point now? I even know how many moles are on your body, Kite!
I think I've heard this before, but have you ever heard of privacy?
'I know. That's the one you don't have, Kite!
It's hard to deny it.

　Where's my privacy? No, well, I know that when White is here, it's not like I have any privacy or anything, but....

(I'm aware of everything, even the age-restricted items you had in your former world.)

　Oops, don't ever speak out about it, natural goddess. It's not a level of shame. It's a suicide mission for any adolescent male.

(If you want, I can make you exactly the same thing and give it to you, Kaijin-san.)

　.......Just tell me more about it later.

........Kite?
'What?　Oh, no, sorry. Let's go then.
Yes, sir.

　Alice couldn't hear the conversation with White-san. So I replied to Alice, who was tilting her head in a bit of a hurry, and once again walked towards the restaurant where we were going to eat dinner.

　Dear Mom and Dad - Dinner was to be eaten at a very exclusive restaurant with a dress code. I was grateful for the perfectly sized formal wear that Alice had provided for me. But, well, I knew.......I didn't have any privacy.