379-Let's preach






 I met Caraway-san again and ended up introducing myself to the Anima's, whom I had never met before. I don't know why, but it was unusual for Anima, but she seemed to have a good impression of Caraway-san when they first met.
 As we are all of the same beastman-type demon race, do we have something in common?

 Almost at the same time as these questions come to mind, a voice comes out of nowhere.

''........Sorry for the wait, guys!

 A powerful and familiar voice we turned toward the voice and Zeke held his head in his hands.
 And from the corner of our eye, two shadows come running in.

 A familiar man and woman ran towards us, zigzagging and crossing each other. Then, as they crossed in front of us, they spun around in the air, landed on their feet, and finally paused together in mid-air.

'Long time no see, guys!'
Here we come!

 The ones who appeared with the tension of leaving the scene were, of course, Zeke's parents.......Ray and Fia.

'It's settled, Ray.
'Yeah, it was a perfect appearance for us to practice for this day! Everyone seems so moved and speechless, too.

 It's not. I'm rather dumbfounded and can't say a word.
 Also, Ray-san and Fia-san, it's fine to be proud but it's time to step on the brakes, Zeke-san's eyes are getting more and more set on you, don't they?

 

 Is that the extent of the perfect appearance? It's sweet, sweet as whipped cream!
Who are you?

 

''It can't be helped. For those chicks who don't even know the vastness of the big sky, let me show you what a true appearance is like!

 Along with the head-scratching dialogue, an idiot and idiot alter ego come running from afar.......in cat and dog costumes....
 Then the idiot dog and the idiot cat jump around the middle of the scene and cross up and down, doing a sideways rotation.
 It's definitely an amazing move, but even if that guy can do that degree........

''Oh, that's ridiculous! Oh, you don't think that's...'Divine Exchange'?
'And I can't believe it.......that thing isn't already a lost skill!

 However, slightly two people, are biting at a tremendous rate.
 In front of their gaze, the stupid dog and the stupid cat landed and instantly cut back, spinning and kicking each other's legs in the air as they returned to their original position.

''What the hell? They say it's linked from the Divine Exchange to Double Crescent Moon!
'No, there's no way my body can take that! What are those two monsters....

 It's been bothering me for a while now, but what? What's that d*mn cool name? Who's following you?
 Then the stupid dog and the stupid cat seemed to be nearing the end of their performance, and after running and lining up in a row, the stupid dog stepped on the stupid cat's shoulder and spun around and leaped high. The Foolish Cat approached like a gymnast, leaping across the ground and posing back to back at the point where the Foolish Inu landed.


'And the other one is a 'ground combination'... oh, that's not a human feat!

 
 It wasn't really for us, but the appearance of the idiot seemed to come as a shock to Ray and Fia, and they both got down on their knees at the same time and nodded.

''........We lost.
I didn't think there was this kind of performer in the world... who are you people?

 .... an irredeemable idiot.

''Hmph, well done for listening to me. The star that twinkles in the world the mysterious, superbly beautiful Alice-chan is me!
"What did you say?

 Ray and Fia, you're just too flippant. I don't know what it is, but I'm getting tired of watching it.

The mysterious, superbly beautiful girl Alice.......who the hell is she?
Well, it's as if we don't know who she is... this is why she is the mysterious, super beautiful girl Alice!

 No, I'm using my name! I called myself Aris, very clearly!

Huh, I can't tell you who I am, but...

 So you called yourself that! I didn't hide anything, it was completely and fully open!

You've got potential, too. I just wanted to make sure you didn't get complacent there. Your pinnacle as a performer is still much higher and steeper than you think. Keep that in mind and work hard.
'Nah, the mysterious, superbly beautiful Alice-chan... oh, thank you!
''Yes, we'll try our best to catch up with the mysterious, super-beautiful Alice-chan one day!

 I can't keep up with you anymore, this groove........
 

''........Ah, um, Zeke? This is.....
Zeke, calm down...
....

 Zeke's eyes were full of killing intent as he held his sword against the two of them. It was completely deserved.

''........You two are both disrespectful to Phantom King-sama!
"...Huh? The Phantom King........sir?

 


 It was the Phantom King!

 With an exaggerated movement, he took off his costume and Alice appeared in the form of the Phantom King wearing a black hood.
 

''Momo, I'm sorry! I didn't know that you were the Phantom King...
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...

 Recalling the flirtatious conversation they had earlier, they both tremble and utter an apology.
 Hearing this, Alice nods once in satisfaction and begins to speak in a pompous tone.

''Well, it's no wonder you don't notice. I'm a Phantom King as well as a top-notch performer............................Every single movement is a perfectly refined beauty-for. Right now, I'm offering a special price for a "Performer's Instructional Book" written by me - phew!
I'm gonna have to ask you to pull yourself together.
'Kite! No, no, I'm prepared to be a performer - meeeeeeeeeee! Aah, pull my cheeks off........
...get over here.
'Meow! I'm sorry, I'm sorry for pulling your cheeks and moving. I'm on a roll, ah!

 Beating and forcibly taking away the idiot who tried to start a business for the two frightened people.
  I can do that.

"Hey, Zeke? Is that guy really the Phantom King?
Yes,
Well, I mean, Miyama-kun made me sit on my haunches, and he's giving me a scolding, but...
It's the Phantom King.

 Dear Mom and Dad - I joined Ray and Fia. It's just one word, but some idiot took a staggering amount of time to say it. Hey, yeah. It's been a long time since I've been gutted - I'll preach to you.