512-It's a very difficult relationship






 After thanking Shea-san for meeting me by accident and handing her the seeds of the extremely spicy vegetables Shiro-san had made for me, I finally reached the central square.
 

 Chris-san, Eden-san, Fors-san, Laguna-san, Magnawell-san, Zwei-san, Raz-san, Acht, Eva, Ein-san, and Shea-san....This is about the amount of people I've conversed with just with them. If Lilia-san and the others are also counted, I've encountered a total of 14 people.
 Well, well, it's not absolutely impossible since they're all participating in the same festival, but considering the probability of running into them by chance in this ridiculously large venue, I'd say the encounter rate is tremendous.

 Well, since we're almost at the central tower, meeting anyone else any more.......

''........Hey, pervert. I've told you many times not to appear in front of me. Do you want to die?
'It's hot and bothered just looking at you the lowly brain is as unintelligent as ever and if you disappear from my sight now, I'll let you go?
....

 ........there's something there. The ones staring at each other in the middle of the main square are.......oh, that's why there's no one in the main square at all....
 That's natural.

''........Hey, Alice. If I'm mistaken, that is........but are Agni-san and Pandora-san not on good terms with each other?
Yes, frankly, they're the worst of friends... or rather, the reason why Megide-san's people and my people don't get along is because they have a super acrimonious relationship with each other.

 Apparently, Agni and Pandora don't really get along with each other. It's not like they're rivals like Ein-san and Kuronoa-san, who recognize each other, but rather they're each other's enemies.
 Well, considering their personalities, they certainly don't seem to mesh well together, but.......

I only came to apologize to Miyama-sama for the trouble my subordinate caused you, and I have no use for you. We'll let you off the hook. Now get out of my sight.
''Oh, thank God. I came to make sure that the most rude vermin, the Warlord's men, don't get anywhere near Miyama-sama but I'm so glad I came. To think that a particularly untidy pest would try to get close to Lord Miyama is just the height of rudeness.
You'd be much ruder to have a pervert like you hanging around.
'Huh, it seems the brains are not only bad in the head but also in the eyes... am I a pervert? Haha, you make me laugh. I just want Miyama-sama to 'bind my body with rough ropes and chains' and then 'humiliate me to the point of exhaustion according to my animal desires'!
For all intents and purposes, you're a pervert!

 I fully agree with Agni-san.  

.........Alice, he's your man, do something about it.
''........No, as far as her s*xuality is concerned, I've already spooned her......so it's out of my jurisdiction.

 As Pandora-san was donning too much desire, the two of them were escalating their arguments.

''........You're the one wooing the withered man, aren't you, the female gorilla? Oh, pardon me. You're wooed and rejected, but you were right...
"Hey, you pervert, I don't care who I am, but if you're going to insult Ozma, I won't tolerate it and I'll kill you!
You sent me? Hmmm, it's not something you can say that can't be done.......it's comical.
"...and...

 Oh no, this is going to be a tough battle.

Alice, this is bad........please stop.

"Huh?
We have a mediator here.

 It was almost at the same time that Alice said those words and Agni-san and Pandora-san released their fists at each other. Two people with an overwhelming amount of power punching each other.....................If it was bad, the central square would be blown up, but it wasn't.
 Before I knew it, Ozma appeared between Agni-san and Pandora-san and received the fists that the two threw out.

''Well uncle, I like energetic children, but I think you should choose the time and place. We're not allowed to fight in the Six Kings Festival hall.
Oh, Ozma!
Tsk.

 Looking at Ozma, who told her with a gentle smile, Agni's eyes sparkled and Pandora clicked her tongue.
 Then, after confirming that they both lowered their fists, Ozma puffed on her cigarette and spoke out.

'I'm not saying you should force your horses to get along with each other, but you have to be considerate of your surroundings.
Yes!
Why shouldn't I take orders from you, Pandora, House-- what? Oh, Lord Chartier! Hey, where are you taking me? Are you going to spank me?
I don't know why you're so excited about the spanking, but you're over there anyway.
Thank you!
Huh.

 With Ozma's appearance, Agni's wariness disappeared and Pandora took her in while Alice's alter ejected a sigh. Yeah, it's quite a chaotic situation.
 Anyway, I thought that was the end of the story, but..............................that was not the case.

"Ozma-sama!
Yeah?
'I adore you! Marry me!
....

 Something about Agni suddenly started proposing to Ozma! Wait, wait, wait! It's too rapid to follow.
 I mean, why would you propose here.........

''Well I don't know how many times I've said it before, but I don't know how many times I've said it, but I'm sorry, because being single suits my uncle's s*xuality...''
I understand! Then I will confess again 'tomorrow'!
''Yeah, Agni and Epsilon don't understand anything, do they? We have the same exchange almost every day, don't we? I don't know what the taste of a youngster is.......I don't know what's so good about this old man......
All of them!
"...uh-huh. Well, thank you...

 It's a rare sight in a way, or maybe it's the first time I've ever seen Ozma-san have a serious look of annoyance on her face.

 Dear Mom, Dad--I really don't know what's going on today, but I've run into someone I know again. Be that as it may, Ozma-san - does Agni-san confess to you every time you see her? And every time I say no...well, yeah, it's something - it's a lot of hard relationships.