It was the second day of February on Fire. I was at Alice's grocery store as usual when Alice spoke to me with her best smug face on her face.

'Look at you, Kite!　All the new products I've created!

　With that said, Alice laid out on the counter a number of magic tools that looked like they could be twenty. I'm sure it's called a new product, but I'm sure all of them are magic tools that have never existed before.
　When you think about it, 20 is a tremendous number.....

I'm not sure how many of them are available. When did they develop such a large number of new products?
Hmmm, Alice-chan has no shortage of things to do. Since I was able to use all the materials at the Rokuon Festival, I kept some for myself as I made it!
"...should I be impressed or appalled?
That's why we were able to create new products that were previously only conceived because the materials were so rare and difficult to make.

　I'm not sure if it's churlish or nasty, but, well, it's just like Alice.
　For what it's worth, I'm also interested in the new products Alice has created. I have a feeling that there might be some mischief mixed in with them........

''........so what kind of product is it?''
Well, let's start with this!　Mr. Kite, do you know what this is?
Ummmmm ... looks like contact lenses, but ...
'Correct. Technically, it's colored contact lenses, but...

　Alice first began to explain the colorful contact lenses........is this a new product?　Could it be that it has some unusual features?

Hmmm, it looks like just a fashion item, but these contacts actually have amazing features!
"Mmm-hmm.
'How...Thus, when I hold my hand up, it glows!
Oh... yeah?
That's why when I hold my hand up like this, it gives off a strong flash of light!
... um, um... so?
What?

　It's true that the colored contacts gave off a pretty strong light when Alice held her hand up... so what's wrong with that?

Is it just a glow?
He's just glowing.
...What happens when it glows?
That's pretty cool!
....

　What do I do?　I've found the product of a prank from one item. How am I supposed to react to this mysterious item?

Well, what's the target?
You're like a 14-year-old who wants to play the magic eye?
A narrow target?
'No, no, but they use a hell of a lot of technology!　It takes a tremendous amount of skill to put a magic circle in this thin lens. The intensity of the light is adjustable, and you can choose your color!

　Oh, my head is starting to hurt. I feel like I'm putting my energy in the wrong place, fatally wrong.

''........too much of a waste of technology. I mean, wouldn't it get expensive if it took that much effort?
Well, that's roughly a silver dollar!
It will never sell.

　Who would pay 100,000 yen for a toy like this........ Really, I don't know why they decided to make this........stop it at the planning stage.

'Well then, how about this!
"...I have a bad feeling when it looks like a 'cracker'.
It's a great way to split the contents as soon as you pull the string and spread them out over a super wide area!
....
By the way, maximum range is two kilometers.
It's a weapon.

　Now I understand. This is not a "new product to sell in the store". It was a prank product that I thought of but didn't make because it would cost too much.
　At this rate, the rest of the products must also be of limited use. Huh?　Does that mean I'm going to have to go along with a silly goofball merchandise showdown for a while now?　Can I go home?

''Hmmm.
'What?　From the bushes to the sticks....
''No, since I'm also the best partner of my girlfriend and best friend, I'd like to know some information about that....................I'm fine with the calendar of Kite's world, so please tell me.
Putting aside the same brazen position as ever it's July 2nd.
'Huh, so what we call in this world, the 'second day of the second month of fire'... what?　Ehhh!　Hey, hey!　Kite, isn't it today!
Well, now that I think about it, that's true...

　 However, in terms of actual time, it was summer when I got caught up in the summons, so it doesn't feel like my birthday yet.

It's definitely not.........　Why didn't you tell me sooner!　I didn't get you any gifts or anything!
No, no, don't worry about it, I just forgot about it...
No, no, as a lover, this is an event you definitely want to suppress... or rather, you forgot...
'Hmm... I haven't celebrated a birthday in about ten years, so I accidentally...
....

　I don't remember anyone celebrating my birthday since my parents died. In fact, I rarely even told people about my birthday.
　I didn't want to give my aunt and uncle any trouble, and I was pretty much on the lonely side of the street, so of course no one celebrated it for me.
　No, maybe I was unconsciously avoiding them because I remembered the birthdays that my mom and dad celebrated for me....

　As I was thinking about that in my head, Alice took out a magic tool that looked like a microphone for some reason.

''Emergency message to everyone!　It's Kite's birthday today!　I repeat, it's Kite's birthday!　Immediately pass the information on to all of Mr. Kite's acquaintances!　This is a top priority order!　I'll give you further instructions after that!
What?　Alice!
''I don't know how Kite's birthday has been up until now, but.......don't think you can spend a gray birthday with a witty, super beautiful girl called me as your lover!
You....

　Seeing Alice's face as she told me with a smug look on her face, I couldn't help but smile on my face as well.

　Dear Mom, Dad - for once, I don't feel like complaining about that self-appointment. Or rather, I'm sincerely glad that Alice cares. I'll admit it. Indeed, Alice is - a wonderful, thoughtful lover.







　That information ... shook the world.

'Today's meeting is cancelled!　I had to take care of something urgent, so, Zex!　Please take care of the rest!
Understood. I see that Lord Ain-dono is already working on it.
I want you to turn down everything that concerns me today!　If you call him, he'll be mad at you!
I'm sorry, sir.

　In the demon world, in a certain chamber of commerce, the Dark Lord ran out of the room in a panic.......



''God of Fate!　You're working...
What do you think is more important, work or Kai's birthday?
Of course, it's Kaito's birthday.
'Lord Shalovanal!　I don't know when....

　In the God Realm, the top brass directly took charge and began to move........



''Luna, what's the situation!
Already, the Archlesian Empire and the Kingdom of Hydra have asked for a visit to our house in person at the top!
'You'll never be able to do that here!　Tell your brother to secure the place immediately!　It's going to be a hell of a mess!
Okay, okay!

　In the human world, the head of a certain duke's family was in tears as he urgently made arrangements....

　Unbeknownst to him, preparations for a birthday party involving all three worlds are proceeding at a rapid pace.