588-Isn't the song crappy?






 Before I knew it, the karaoke battle between the duo began. As a judge, I sat on a chair prepared at the front of the stage and waited with a red and blue flag.
 Now, who would sing with whom first?

'Now then, let's begin the first round! First of all, the reds ... the first one is none other than me! Burning Fighting Spirit Gori Mr. Warlord Megiddo! And it's the passion that's quietly hidden deep in my eyes, the hot middle-aged demon tribe Ozma!''

 With Alice's introduction, a motivated Megiddo-san and a smiling Ozma-san went up on the stage. Hmm, aside from Ozma-san, what about Megiddo-san's singing? I think I have a big voice, and I think I have a lot of voice....

''Then let's have you sing it right away!

 I mean, isn't Megiddo in his humanized state.......that microphone is a mess. And what's the song he's going to sing? Image wise, it's rock........
 While thinking about this, I watch the Alice Band begin to play with a sideways glance. What does that mean? The tune is slower than I expected... could this be a 'ballad'?

 When I was a little surprised at the different tune I was expecting, Megiddo immediately sang into the big microphone... and his beautiful voice was unimaginable from his appearance! Singing!
 The massive, steady bass sounds....hmmm, this is even more amazing than I imagined. Ozma's gentle voice matches the ballad, and they're a surprisingly talented duo.

 And when Megiddo and Ozma finished their song, the audience erupted in applause.

'.........hmm......the Sengoku can also sing well. Is this suddenly a candidate for the championship? Hey, Char-tan, what's wrong?
It's a new breed of gorilla called the ballad gorilla. Hahaha, it's too funny, my stomach hurts.
Chartier, d*mn you! You'll remember that later!

 Putting aside Alice's aggravation, Fate was right, this might be a contender for the win.

'Well, it was an unexpected comedy, followed by Blue! I want to stop being a king and become a bard! The present King of Hydra, Mr. Laguna! The duo is a miracle born of the elves! The Great Sage who sings! It's Mr. Fors, the eldest of the elven tribe!''
"Oh, you two are a pair of legendary heroes. I mean, what? Folfolk, are you getting smaller?
"I've read in my file that the potion was unsuccessful and it has shrunk.
'Oh, well, I guess that happens.'

 The shrinkage was an assortment of 'Huh? Did you cut your hair? This situation that is acceptable on a level.....................um, yeah. Well, okay.........

 Laguna-san and Fors-san go up to the stage and face Megide-san and Ozma-san.

'Oh, it's Laguna! There's no shortage of opponents..............................come on and give it all you've got!
Well, I suppose I'll just take you up on your offer.

 I remember hearing that Megiddo-san is close to the Kingdom of Hydra. Laguna and Megiddo must know each other very well.
 Then Megide-san and Ozma-san get off the stage and stand in the center of the stage as if they were exchanging places.

"...By the way, Laguna?
Yeah? What is it?
'I've shrunk, you see, and my voice quality has changed, as it should. It might be a little annoying. No, you see, I once dreamed of being a minstrel... for about three minutes at a time, and I am proud of my singing ability, but I don't remember humming for the last hundred years or so. Think of it as a big blank. Oh, of course, don't skimp....
Shut up! Now, get ready to go!

 After a contrived exchange on the stage, Laguna and Fors took the microphone and began to sing. Oddly enough, the song was the same ballad as Megiddo's team.
 And this one is also very good. In terms of volume, Megiddo's voice was better than mine, but Laguna's team had better chemistry with their voices, if you can call it a humming style.

 The voices of Laguna and Førs seemed to mesh well with each other and raise the level of the songs to a new level.
 Of course, when they finished singing, there was a huge round of applause.

They said, "Oh, this is a pretty good match.... I was expecting it to be more like a play party, but...''
''I don't know how either of you can sing such a long song without drifting off. It's amazing.
'No, no, no, Fate-san it's a funny thing to praise. Also, the song is a very common length. You're going to be pairing up with me later, so please take it seriously.
"...just one phrase, I mean it.
I'm serious?

 The contrast is developing here and there. No, well, that's okay....hmmm, this is a tough one. They were both good at it, and each had different good points, so I'm confused.

''.........Well then, Kite. Please raise the flag of the one you think was good!''
...Blue!
"Oops! 

 I chose a pair of winners, Laguna and Fors. Immediately afterwards, Alice appeared in front of me and pointed the microphone at me.

'By the way, may I ask you why? I knew it was the gorilla that lost. Ballard gorilla?
Well Chartier, you're going to kill yourself later.

 Even there, he is a master at lightly agitating Megiddo. However, Megide-san just clenches her fists in a frustrated manner, and it doesn't turn into a fight.......probably because Black is there.

''....Well, both of them were really great, so I was quite confused. But Megide-san's team's singing was very stable and very good. However, I got the impression that Megiddo-san's voice was too loud and Ozma-san's singing was a little difficult to hear.
''Hmmm, so the Laguna-san and Fors-san pair was good in that area.
'Oh no, yes. We seemed to match each other's pitches and volume very well, and it was a great balance.'
'I see, thank you very much!

 When I told her why I decided to win or lose, although I was somewhat nervous, Alice thanked me and disappeared. I was worried about whether I was able to tell her well, but Megiddo-san and Laguna-san shook hands with her, so it seems that they were convinced.

 However, the level of the game was really high from the first game. This seems to be promising for the second game as well.

''Now then, I want to move on to the second game in a crisp manner. Time and Space God, Kronor-san!''
"...I can sense the malice in your explanation, but...
''And the pair is the Sleeping Beauty of the God Realm, and to be honest, I've hardly ever seen them awake either. It's Life God, Life!''
Nice to meet you.

 Next up is the pairing of Kronor-san and Leif-san......................another awesome pairing. I can't imagine Kuronoa-san or anyone else appearing in this kind of event but I'm sure White asked him to appear again.
 The way she went up on the stage and held the microphone as if she was flowing, she looked like she was quite adept at singing. This is something to look forward to again....

'.........Char-tan, give me 'earplugs'.
"Yes, please go ahead ... the one that doesn't make any sound at all.
Thank you....

 ...yes? Huh? Wait a minute, I think I just heard a bad word. What? No, no, no, because both Kuronoa-san and Leif-san seem like very capable career women.
I didn't think that was.... There are some other people with their ears plugged... what? Oh, no, really?

  No way, right? Don't tell me you're a terrible singer or something, Mr. Cronor and Mr. Life - you're not a terrible singer, are you?