594-I was faint






 Birthday presents, what an exciting sound. When I was a kid, I used to look forward to my dad coming home for my birthday even more than usual.
 But it's funny... I'm supposed to get that kind of birthday present from now on, but what is this unspeakable anxiety I'm feeling?

 No, of course, I'm also very happy. However, what comes out of it is just as frightening.
 Especially Shiro-san and Eden-san, who wasn't there for the karaoke battle earlier, but appeared before I knew it. There is no way those two would prepare a decent, common sense gift for the world. I wonder how many unorthodox things will come out of them.....

 As I was thinking about this, Kuro handed the microphone to Alice and for some reason she took over the proceedings.

''........Excuse me. Kuro-san seems to be a bit busy, so I'll be facilitating the proceedings! Now the star of the show, Kite, please come to the stage!'

 Can't we just take it here? 
 Well, that doesn't mean I don't want to be a goner, so I obediently went up on the stage.

It is possible that if you all hand out presents as you please, Kite would be crushed by the presents.... because the number of people gathered is the number. Therefore, we'll be handing out presents one by one in order. And as for the order, I will decide on my own judgment and prejudice.''

 Let's see, I mean, now Alice is going to come up to the stage in the order you called her, and she's going to hand it to you one by one?
 It's true that it's easier and more helpful for me to thank each one of them, but why does Alice have to take a turn?

'Why do I decide on the order, isn't it a lottery or something, what's the point of being dogmatic and prejudiced... well, I know that's what you're all thinking about. Why do I decide? Of course it's because there are people who are trying to manipulate the law of causality and are being prevented by Black-san.
...What?
'I mean, we're going to give them all to you in the end, so it's a good order! Hey, you, you rotten angel! Don't try to interfere simultaneously from multiple dimensions! The whole place will be blown out! I'm going to beat it out of you!'

 There was some kind of incomprehensible super battle going on that I didn't know about! 
 But that? If they are, are there others? ...White, huh? I see, that's why Kuro changed the facilitator to Alice?

 No, well, since you're going to receive everyone's gifts like Alice said, I don't think the order is relevant....



 
 I mean, why did you do it before the last one, and not before? Well, let's not think too much about it.

''Then the first one........well, this one would be good. ''Yes, Lilia-san, please come to the stage.''
'Me? Huh? Of all these faces....wow, I'm first?
''By the way, the order in which Shalovanal-sama and the evil angels have been targeting you since just now.
'Why would he add that information! Master Phantom King!

 Is Lilia a thing? Were you born under a star that attracts hardship? It's too pitiful. With the top of the human world, demon world, and god world all together, I didn't expect to be the top hitter.
 It's true that Lilia was the first person I spoke to when I came to this world, so maybe it's appropriate in that sense, but............................but I'm trembling so much that I can see it from a distance, Lilia.
 I think I'm going to pass out again from this.......is it okay?

 After scurrying around while turning pale, Lilia-san let out a sigh as if she had given up and came to me.
 Then, after closing her eyes once in front of me and taking a deep breath, she stopped trembling, opened her eyes, smiled kindly and opened her mouth.

''........Happy Birthday, Kite,''
Thank you.
'Well, sorry, it was so urgent that I couldn't prepare anything too solid for you, but... this way.
Is this a knife?
'Yes, it's a paper knife used to cut the seals on letters. Kite, you seem to write letters often.
'It's a beautiful design. Thank you! I'll cherish it.

 What Lilia-san gave me as a gift was a paper knife with a beautiful rose on it. Although it's small, it looks like every detail is well-crafted, and it looks like a pretty high quality product.
 I'm sure I barely had time to prepare it, but...........................how grateful I am for it.

''........Thank you so much, Lilia-san......''
"Kyuuuuuuh.
Lilia?
''........well, there are many people who can use healing magic. Fia-san, I'll take care of it.

 I was full of it! I forced myself to stop my body from shaking, but it seems that being the first one to be the head of the various worlds was quite a strain.

 Dear Mom and Dad - putting aside the invisible offense and defense by the gods, it was really nice to see a gift from Lilia-san who was the top batter. But Lilia-san - I still fainted.