An amusement park built by White. Of course I expected it to be out of the norm... but a roller coaster that runs 'more than 10 minutes at 10 times the speed of sound'... I hadn't imagined it for a minute.
　I couldn't see the scenery at all, but since the size of the ride didn't match up with the actual run time that I could see from the outside in the first place, I may have entered a different space along the way.
　Well, thanks to Shiro-san's blessing or perhaps Alice's help, the impact on my body was about the same as a normal roller coaster, but I honestly felt that I was going so fast I couldn't understand what was going on.

Hmm, maybe it's good to take your time and look at the scenery.
...why are you drinking tea...
Should I have served your share, Kaito-san?
'No, all I can see is the development in your face...'

　For me it was a desperate speed, but for White it was rather slow, and when we reached the end of the line, he had a tea cup in his hand.
　If you look closely, you can see that Mr. White isn't wearing any guards, he's just sitting there. It's a sight that reminds me of the difference in specs.

'.........Shiro-san, next time, please make the attraction a little more relaxed.
Okay. Okay, let's turn it into a haunted house.

　A haunted house........another classic. And you could say it's an attraction that doesn't have any intense movement as I requested.
　I'm not particularly fond of ghosts, but if Alice is directing it, I'm sure I'll have a lot of fun.






　The haunted house we visited with White was designed to resemble a Western-style haunted house, a horror house.
　The room is a bit chilly and you can even hear the sound of the windows shaking, giving it quite an atmosphere.

''Ooooh........''
Wow!

　After advancing a bit, from the end of the corridor, a zombie appeared from the end of the passage and slowly approached us with an echoing voice.
　This, this is quite........as expected of Alice. To be honest, it's a bit scary.
　Right after I'm startled by the unexpectedly realistic performance, Shiro-san, who was standing next to me, points his index finger at the approaching zombie and shoots a "thick beam" from his fingertip--what?　Ehhh!

Ughhhh!

　Huh?　Hey, what are you doing, Mr. White?　Why did you make the zombies disappear so fluidly?
　As we were stunned by White's unexpected behavior, Alice appeared right in front of us.

'What are you doing here, you goddess of shit!　Why is the beam in the daisy-chain?　If it weren't for me, I'd be obliterated!
...Isn't a haunted house an attraction where you have to defeat the ghosts that come out to advance?
This is not the most violent attraction in the world.　No, even if the attraction was meant to be that way, there's no way they would defeat it by firing an atomic annihilation beam!　Hey, seriously, please........it's a matter of life.......please don't just study the skin, but the insides as well.
"Hmm.

　Alice is absolutely right about this. White, if you look at my memory, you know what kind of attraction I'm talking about.　Study up.

I understand.

　Saying that, White looks at me intently. Then, after a little while, he nodded as if he was convinced by something and turned to Alice.

''It's no problem. I understand everything.
...What is it?　This fleeting anxiety here ... well, okay.

　Alice had a slightly dissatisfied expression on her face, but she disappeared, as if she trusted Shiro-san's words that there was no problem for now.

''Then, Kaito-san. Let's go again.''
Oh, yes ... are you sure you're okay?
No problem. I understand perfectly what I have to do here.

　What can I say, I feel the same way as Alice. What is it?　This vague anxiety here........
　Anyway, I pulled myself together and decided to go through the haunted house, and this time a Frankenstein-like ghost came walking towards me with an axe in hand.
　It's also quite perfect........

''Geez, it's scary.''
....
....

　I've never heard so many blanket statements before. I don't know what to say to White, who clings to me while saying "ssh" in an expressionless and inflectionless voice.
　I mean, even Frankenstein is in a rage and has gone rigid.......
　Let's see, what should I do about this........what should I do?　I know that White is clinging to me and glancing at me, so I know he's looking for something, but....

　To be honest, I know what White wants me to say, but the words are so unrealistic that I'm hesitant to say them.
　But that's the thing, isn't it? It's the one that won't leave me unless I say this.

''........That's okay. I'll protect Shiro-san, oh, I'll protect you.
Thank you. As expected of you, Kaito-san, you're very dependable.

　I'll protect Shiro-san........I almost laughed when I said it myself and it wasn't very convincing.
　Anyway, White was satisfied with this and backed away from me, and he didn't react to the ghosts after that, and we cleared the haunted house in a matter-of-fact manner.






　As I walked out of the haunted house, holding hands with Shiro-san, he opened his mouth with a serious look on his face.

''........I can't go on like this, can I?''
'What?　What is it?
'I realised that after that one haunted house incident earlier. There's something missing from this date.
Is that what you're missing?　What is it?

　I don't know how many times, but I have a bad feeling about this.

"...not 'lovey-dovey' enough.
Huh, huh...

　See, I'm starting to get weird again.

'Me and Kaito-san are a couple. And a date at an amusement park I think there should be more flirty happenings.
....

　

'So, Alice. Please arrange for me and Kaito-san to naturally transition into love-making.
"........why do I have to follow up that much? That's not part of the agreement. Don't leave it to me, please do it yourself.
Okay, by the way, can I have a word with you?
...What is it?　No more concessions....

　Alice appeared after being called out by Shiro-san, but she had a blatantly dissatisfied look on her face as she responded. However, Shiro-san didn't seem to be bothered at all and began to whisper something in Alice's ear.
　

''........Eh?　Seriously?
I'm not going to waste my time, sir.
''........it can't be helped. Leave it to this love master, aka Alice-chan!
I'll take care of it.

　A self-proclaimed love master with hundreds of thousands of years of virginity who didn't disappoint and was bought off by Assari.
　No good, this is too strong for White, who has learned to be bought off...the worst tag team in the world has been born. I'm incredibly worried about what's going to happen next.