30-26 Obtain a new street name [Sacred Change].




 The Pope's maid of honor drove me to where I could see him, thanked him, and after we parted, we walked toward the cafeteria.

I'm sure you'll be happy to know that there are quite a few people in line," he said as he stood in line, remembering the school cafeteria.
'Luciel, please come and sit over there when you receive your food.'
 Even before I turned around, I knew right away who had called out to me by a voice.
'Good evening, Lumina-sama. We'll see you now.
 I turned around and replied briefly in greeting.
'Mmm,'
 The people who were watching the scene still don't seem to think it's funny and won't get involved, but it's depressing to be showered with sticky stares and watched all the time.

'Good evening. I'll have a pile of food today, please. Oh, and today's bento was good too.''
Oh, thank you, Luciel. Okay, big deal.
 The meal that was handed to them was lightly more than five times larger than the people in line, and several of them did a real double-take, almost laughing, but moving swiftly as it seemed to attract even more eyes.

'It's unusual to see you all here,'
Yeah. As a matter of fact, there's a dispute on the border between the Illymatian Empire, the Kingdom of Rubruk and the Holy See. I had no choice but to go around the area with my warrior knights and the Priestess Knight Squad.
What does that mean?
Mm. I'm sorry, but training will be suspended for a while from tomorrow. You can, of course, go into the training grounds and practice your dressage... riding.

 I rephrased it, didn't I? You're rude sometimes, Lumina, aren't you? I'd like to say that, but I can't say it.
''Understood. I know you all are strong, but please take care to go and be careful not to get hurt.
Well, I think the hardest thing to deal with after we're gone is Luciel.
 Marluka-san says something uneasy.
''...?''
That's right. You're often around with us, aren't you?
 Mr. Gannett comes after me.
'Well, sure...'
 I haven't spoken to any other man since I came to church headquarters except for Mr. Jord, Mr. Grunhardt, and Mr. Jambas.
Always on a killing spree.
 That's too scary, Mr. Bearyce.
'The end.'
 Mr. Cassie is taking too much of a leap.
'No, no, I'm not sent to kill you. I'm not even dead.
"Sigh.
 What? Why are they all sighing so deeply?

You need to work on your reading of the signs a bit more.
 Mr. Ripnea advised.
''Well, that's more like Luciel,''
 Is Miss Elizabeth insensitive? You've been following me at
"I'll worship you when I'm dead.
 Oh, yeah? Am I going to die? Ms. Queener?
"You'll get your revenge.
 Miss Myra? It's a mess. Huh? Or is it really bad? Shouldn't you be escorting them instead of attacking them?
Luciel, run for your life.
 Lucy struck a fighting pose.
'Where are you running to?'
 Where do I run to?
'Well - if you're in the labyrinth, you won't be able to come in, so why not?
 Lucy, that's the usual, though?
"You guys are being irresponsible.
 Yes. Lumina, please give me some advice. Oh, he looked away.

'Yes. Even Luciel has balls, you know. You can at least protect your own balls.
 Saran's old man's comments popped up, but is it life in the balls?
'Mr. Saran, why do you always speak in such a vulgar, barroom dad tone when your room is so girly?
"Shut up. I don't need this from Elizabeth, who has a very sloppy personality and a ladylike streak.
'Well, well, calm down, both of you. It's self-destructing.
 They realize I'm here, and they sit down, red-faced, and glare at each other. No gods that don't touch me will haunt me. I decided to go through with it.
'Well, that's why, but if you're sloppy when you come back, I'll retrain you, no questions asked, so be diligent.
Yes, sir.
I put my hand on my chest and shook out Lumina's words, holding my hand to my chest, with the problem that I hadn't solved anything.
 After this, we each went back to our rooms, eating and chatting.

 I went to my aunt and asked her to prepare a large meal for me.
 Then I had come to the Adventurer's Guild to get that one.

'Good evening,'
 When I called out to her, I asked her to call the master because the waitress lady was different than before.


 The Master asked me with a look of astonishment on his face.
'Of course. Oh, I'm going on a little expedition, so I'll need ten barrels.
...Hey you're a healer from Meratni, aren't you?
Then for some reason, the master asked me to probe us. Could it be an assassination? I replied, freaked out.
'....Yeah. It's been a month now, very fast.
Hey, don't you... don't you work as a healer here in the Holy City?
 Apparently it wasn't an assassination. But this asking look, why do I think it was somewhere else?

''No~ I'm taking a job at church headquarters right now, so I can't live in an adventurer's guild.
Well. All right, all right. I'll get that thing ready, just wait and see.
 He disappeared into the kitchen with a dark look on his face.

''That expression, wow, I'm curious about it.
 Come to think of it, it's pretty quiet today. Thinking that, the injured person? was seen being carried into the underground training area.

'Excuse me,'
There are not many other customers, so I call the waitress.
'You wish to order, sir?
'No, I haven't been out there in a month, but it looks like the injured are being taken to the basement, what's going on?
Yes. There's also the fact that the demons have been very active lately, but the adventurers have been struggling a lot with the appearance of high-level demons.
I see. So that's why the master was so dark.
''Yes. The Master has a number of people he knows who have been injured as well.
What does the Healing Institute say?
Once he's healed, if it wasn't so bad, it would be healed, right?
''They're all so badly injured, they can't pay dozens of gold coins like that. Are you saying that these adventurers should be slaves?
Huh? Did I say anything rude about this person I just met, that I've never met before, to be so angry? Hmm? Gold and slaves? Could it be the Holy City? That's what's going through my head. Oh, let's deny it first.
'What? No one said that.
'Milinya! Stop it.
Then Master came to help me.
''But Master, this guy wants to consult the Healing Institute...''
So those eyes aren't a reward for me.

'So, how much would you be willing to take on for that, Anna?'
''That's right! One silver coin each, the Pope who belongs to the Church, the War Maiden Holy Knights, and I, if I get in trouble, help as much as you can. Let's take care of it by changing our unpleasant street names.
"...so run along and get fired up for a drink.
 I accepted the mug placed on the floor and began to drink.

"Gubby, gubby, gubby, gubby, gubby, pu~. Shall we go? Oh, first of all, I'll take all the barrels there.
I checked with the master for the barrel with that one next to the kitchen before putting it in the magic bag.
'That's not possible...' No, follow me.
 Were you surprised by the magic bag? I put on the white robes of the church and headed downstairs.

 The place has been turned into a field hospital.
 I'm not sure if this is the right time for me to go, but I'm sure it is.
 No, this is not aimed at me, but this white robe is probably the target of the killing intent.
 That's why a little thing like that can cause a riot.

''What the hell are you doing here? Moneybags.
You can go to hell.
Get out of here!
Kill me.
 Yeah. Things are a little scary. I'm so scared I almost pissed myself.

"Quiet, you stupid bastards!
The master of the tavern shouted loudly.
 Silence in the training grounds.
''This guy, no, this gentleman is the Master Healer's Dom Zombie, known as the Urban Legend of Meratoni. He's going to save you from now on with a single silver coin each, and if you complain, they should go home.
A zombie healer?
'Oh, he's pretty good-looking, but he's a dominatrix?
'I thought the healer's dominant zombie was just an urban legend.
A silver coin is like a wise man in a story.
Hey, hey, get it together. Hey, get it together, Mr. Zombie. You might still have a chance.
Hang in there, zombie, and get that cure fast.
Zombies, zombies and zombie calls go up.

d*mn, that master turned my street name into a zombie. Wait, the first time is the charm. I fired up my voice to get us going.
I'm not going to take another job at the healing center. I just happen to be here today to drink Object X. Therefore, I can't cure you every time, and please don't riot and clash with me just because another healing center is expensive.
 I'll make sure everyone around me understands.
'One silver coin each, the Pope who belongs to the Church, the War Maiden Holy Knights, and I will help you as much as I can if you get in trouble. Change your unpleasant street names, especially zombies and doms, or else I won't cure you. Once we know, we'll start healing. Oh, and get all the seriously injured together.

 Then the injured ones are collected immediately.
And I spun out the words, grateful that the level of holy attribute magic, which was thought to take half a year, was at VIII.
[Holy Healing Hand, Mother Earth's Breath, my wish is to feed on the magic power, become the breath of angels, heal all who dwell in all things, Area High Heels.
 The moment I spun the words, I was stealthily robbed of my magic power, but I maintained my magic control and reminded myself to heal.
 When a blue-white light covered those who were within a three-meter radius and their bodies emitted light, the wounds were closed up like a rewind, and even the arms that were bent due to broken bones were healed, although I don't know what the principle was, but they healed.
''Phew~. Then let's go to the next one.
"Oh, yeah. Next group of people, hurry up.

 I took two more area high heels to heal the wound, with a break in between.
 I'm sure you'll be able to find a lot of good reasons to go to the beach.
 Still, no one complained or crowded me as I worked hard to heal.
 Once the healing was done and it was quiet, my street name was being decided upon in secret.

'We're not allowed to use Doms and zombies, are we?
He said he didn't want to.
But that makes you a wise guy or something. He's a healer, right?
'What to do. You know you can't win, but if you're going to fight, that means you like fighting, right?
So you're a battle-hardened maniac?
'That's a bad word. How about a cheap healer to help people on the cheap?
The Healers' Guild will definitely beat you up for that.
It's hard to change that, since the dominant zombie fits so well.
'So you're a fine person, like a saint?
You're too young, that's too heavy for you.
Well, since you're drinking that, how about a freaky healer?
Not much different than a dominatrix.
''Then you sound like a saint, but you're also a freak, so what about the Holy Transformation Healers?
"'That's it!
But I still think Dom Zombie is the best word for it.
Sure.

After everything was cured, I got the [Dom] call and the [Zombie] call, and with a blue streak on my forehead, I was on the verge of depleting my magic, so I incited Object X to get the [Holy Change] call this time, and I left the Adventurer's Guild.
Thus, with a new street name added, I jumped into bed and wet my pillow with tears and vowed to the moon, which was unusually out, to work out hard so that I could complain to the adventurers.