Well, let's leave the interaction with Dharma for now and take a quick look inside.
It's Dharma who's going to show you around, though.

''Well then, let's go through the gate first and I'll explain it to you from the garden.

Dharma-san begins to show us around with a refreshing smile, as if the earlier exchange didn't happen.

''This is currently a lawn, but you may change it as you wish, young master.
Oh. That's a good one. Hey, Wendy.
'Yes. I'd like to grow seasonal flowers and fruits.

Nice. I'm sure Wendy would make a gorgeous garden.

"Hmm?　What's that tube?

You can see the end of a round pipe-like tube in one corner of the yard.
Why is there a tube in that place?

That one is for ventilating the bath in the basement. You said the bath is in the basement, so we have connected it to the ground for the air to flow through. Please don't worry. You can't see into the bathrooms.
That's good to know. I remember there was a bath in there.
Do you like to take a bath, young master?
'Yes. I was in there every day in my former world.
'Then it's good to know!　I have designed the bath with great care, so please look forward to it.
Meira?　Stop being so bizarre, will you?
What kind of image do you have of me? I've created a bath that suits you, the drifter, just the way you are.

No, because it's ladylike, and I don't want to see a fancy bath with gold leaf all over it like a golden bath.
A bath is a space to relax, and I don't want to get tired of being tired when I want to relax after a long day.

I don't want to get too tired when I want to relax after a long day. It's quite a novel idea, but I'm sure you'll be satisfied.
That was pretty good. It's enough to make me feel like Meira should be the next one to design the bathrooms in my main residence.

If you're going to admit that Darwin, who seems to be a serious builder, is also a hard worker, I'll give him credit for that.
But don't underestimate the high level of awareness of the Japanese about bathing.
I'm against unit bathrooms.
When I lived on my own and looked for a house, that was the first place I searched.

I'm an exporter and importer in my day job, and I get a lot of information on local products and unusual information from around the country. That's why this time, I built it based on the story of a drifter who was impressed by a story that had been handed down to the region.
'Huh. So when you go to visit another city, you can ask Meira and she'll tell you all about it?
Yes. You're welcome to visit me at any time. I'd be happy to accompany you and show you around if you want.

It's nice to have a guide, but it's also nice to have a local expert in the area.
I've heard that this place also has a collection of local specialties, and I'd like to see what I like in the real world.

If I have a chance, I'll ask for it.
Yes. We'll be waiting for you.

Mayra grabs the edge of her skirt and bows her head gracefully.
I knew he was from a good place, right?
I wonder why he was adopted by Darwin.

''Well, we've done very little work on the garden, so we'll leave it to our guests now, but shall we show you the inside then?
Yes, please.

When I open the big wooden decorated door, I first notice that there is no space to take off my shoes or geta-box, and I feel that I am Japanese.
Well, of course, I'm a Japanese, right?

As I entered, my eyes were drawn to the chandelier that came down from the second floor.
The chandelier is not that big, but it seems to make good use of the space, hanging down from the ceiling of the second floor.
And beyond that is a wide hallway, with Dharma standing in front of the nearest door.

'This is the kitchen and where we take our meals.

When you enter, there is a kitchen on the left, and on the wall there is a hearth made of bricks to handle the fire, shelves to display dishes, and the silverware I asked for.

''We have a few days' worth of food here, just in case it's all preservable, but if there's not enough, I'd appreciate an additional inventory.
'As you know, you only get to put out an inventory once. Don't try to order more just because you've finished eating.
I know what the hell I'm talking about.

Mr. Darwin, you're afraid of your eyes, aren't you?
And unlike Rainrich and the others, there's no way I can do such a horrible imitation with impunity - yada yada yada yada.
The inventory is being worked on diligently.
I'm going to ask you to add to it if you notice anything you need in the house.

''Speaking of which, can Wendy make a meal?
''I do have some cooking skills, but I'm still at level 4, so I hope you don't expect too much.
It's good, it's good. I'm as good as I can be. I'm level one. You can learn to cook from Wendy, then.

I've only come to this world and I've barely done any smelting yet.
As long as I can slowly improve my cooking and farming from now on, that's fine.

"Working with the master.... Yes, sir. I will do my best to do my best.
No, you don't have to get all worked up about it, okay?
'No, I will do my best to carry out my master's orders with all my might!

Wendy is kind of cute, even if she's willing to make a fist.
So joint work.........

'Master?　You're not holding a knife well. Excuse me. Hold it properly here and........'
"...Wendy?　I mean, if you hold me close from behind....
'?　..........　Cah!
Ouch.
'Oh!　I'm sorry, master!''
Oh, my God!
"Blood!　Excuse me!　'Humph'
"Wendy!　A finger!　Ahhhh.

Like that?　Like!
Heh heh. That's the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

"Well...
What's the matter with you?
Lord. Do I have to snap my fingers?

Hmm? Hmm?
Hmmm?
Hmmm!

What? No, it's not possible!
No, no, no. They're very rare. I mean, it's not every day you get a guy who talks about his fantasies.
You say I've been talking out of my mind, don't you, sir?
'What's with the way you talk. Yeah, from the part where they hold you close from behind to the part where you let your fingers in your mouth.
'Hahaha. Kill me!
It's better than that, isn't it?
'That's right!　Mr. Wendy, it's not!
'.....

Wendy blushed and looked away.

'Well, its embarrassing, but if it's what your master wants...'
'No, sir!　It was a joke!　It's a joke!　It's just a fantasy!
Oh, would you like me to do that for you?
"Shut the f*ck up, handsome man!　I'm about to get down on my knees for the first time in my life!　Wendy, please, please look at me!

Wendy's face turned bright red for a while and she didn't look at me.
My hard-earned favoritism is going to be turned upside down, isn't it!
Would it be enough to get down on your knees?　Do you want to pitch five bodies!
For God's sake, Wendy, look at me!
And White!　I haven't cut my finger off yet, so don't try to suck my finger off!
But thank you so much for not backing off!

"Oh well what is it? It's true that her breasts are like that. I don't know how I feel about it.

Darwin's gentle comforting makes me feel even more drained.
Crying..........

.........no wait me.
I'm going to be in the bath with Wendy and White.
If so, it's normal for me to press my chest against it.
In fact, it's a rather weak category.
I don't want you to get in trouble for this.
Well...

Hmm. Hmmmm....
Lord, I'm scared.
Now he just burst out laughing!
That is a very serious face. I wonder what he's going to do next?
"Father, young master is desperate, so don't look like you're having too much fun.
Wendy!
Yes!
"Listen, Wendy!　When you're teaching me to cook, you're going to have to press on those tits!　When you walk out with me, you'll walk out with my arm pressed against your chest like you did before. I like that!
"[...wow]

I'm the one who points at Wendy and says it off with a big smile.
I made it a form of my husband's orders, but honestly, I don't know what I'm doing anymore.
But I can't back out now.
I need a proper amount of eros in my life from now on!
You're going to live with Wendy.　There's no way I can stand it.
If that's the case, the shame of this moment is only a moment in the long run!　I suppose this is the moment to decide if I'm going to be celibate!

Well..... Yes, sir. Alright, sir........sir?
'Hahahaha!　Oh, man. Seriously, this guy is really bad.
It's a pervert!　It was a f*cking pervert!　He even asked for more!
''No. As expected of a young apprentice of Master Rainrich's, right? No way.

I don't mind being a pervert. I don't care what kind of stigma you have to live up to to to get what I want.
I just hope that tomorrow I'm not going to die in agony, please, with a clear head.
But you're laughing too hard, Darwin.
Hey, don't hit that clean eating table.
And White, no need to force yourself to stick together, okay?
Yours is ... well, I'm sorry to say, just when you grow up a bit more.

'I won't hold back.... That will be a virtue if you go through with it. For now, endure me........!
'You'll only be a pervert if you push through!　Think about not getting caught!
'Even if you're a pervert, you're still a master, aren't you...?　And, come to think of it, I pressed my breasts against myself when I was out with my master.... Huh?　Isn't that just a normal thing, too...
'Miss Wendy, you are confused!　Come back to your senses!　It's not like I'm walking around and pressing my chest against it!
Well, what?　But I've given my body and soul to my master, and...
It's okay, Wendy. Everything's going to be okay.

I'm sure.
I don't have a problem with that.
It's not a problem if it's consensual!

'Ha, yes. That's right. The problem ... is that it's not?
Of course I do. Here's what I've been thinking. You can't express your thoughts unless you say them out loud. That's why Wendy and White, if you want me to do something for you, please tell me. If you don't say it, you won't understand, so.... I love you both. I love you both. I want to be with you forever. I want to live with you forever. I want to give them what they want, as much as I can. So when I get what I want, I need you both to help me get it.

I mean this.
Even though they are slaves, I want to support and help them do what they want to do, and I sincerely feel that I want to help them.
I just mixed a little bit of my own desires into it.

Hm. I love the Lord. So I'll tell you exactly what I want you to do.
Master...... Yes, master. I love master too. We will fulfill the master's wishes. I will always be with the master, no matter what.
'This time I faked it for a good story!　Mr. Wendy, Mr. White, don't be fooled!
Meira. We're having a family talk in a way. Outsiders need to be quiet.
Family..... White is family too!
'Yes, Miss Mayra. Could you not interfere in our affairs, please?
'Ugh, I was thinking of you two...'
'It's all right. We believe in our master's nature. We believe in the essence of our master's nature, and he is our master in all of his good and bad qualities. We will not be disappointed by the fact that our master is a little naughty.
White will keep his family and the Lord happy. That's all.
Now we've bonded over a common enemy. He's a natural born con artist.
It's amazing. It happened so fast. I wish I could learn from you.

I managed it!
I know, right!
And Wendy has the Proof of Affinity, so it's not like she's going crazy, right?
Maybe it's not like you've had zero affinity for it and are suffering from a status quo long ago, right?
I mean, I don't have those skills!

Breeze. It's all right.
You're not!　Put the two of you back together, you outcast!

Hey, hey, hey. You're the one who's out of line, your old man.
How dare you speak to me, this good alchemist........

I've heard that Meira is going to be my wife. Then Meira could be a family member too. Meira will listen to me if she becomes my family, right?
Huh?

Gently, I put my mouth close to my ear and talk privately.

'Can I xxxxxxxxx to zero and force my □□□□□ to Meira's ■■■?'
"Huh!　d*mn it!　What are you talking about?!
Hey, now you're about to get my Meira, too.
Would you like to stop?　Honestly, I don't want to get involved because it's so funny to watch.
I agree. Let's see how far our Meira gets dropped.
Help me, my family!

Whew. Okay. It's all under control!　Problem solved!
And three more people, please don't spread this story, please!