Today is the morning of our departure........but
What is this mess.....

My bedding is still clean.
It's still upright and not even rolled up, just as it was when I went to bed.
Yet when I turn to my left, the bedding is squishy and disorganized, and there's a Wren Gesture in the place where Aina should have been. If you turn your head to the right, Aina is right where Renge should have been.

Their quilts have been turned into mattresses for some reason, and furthermore, both of them have their clothes half-dressed.
I'm trying to move my neck, so I don't know the full picture, but Renge may not be wearing anything underneath...?

Aina, too, has her upper shirt flipped up, presumably because her back is visible.
They're both facing away from each other, but I think they probably are.

And why I can't get up, even if I try.
I feel like I'm still on my stomach.
The head isn't even out, and the bedding is puffed up, and I'm sure Solte is still there as she was yesterday.

But what I'm wondering about is the cloth snap on top of the futon.
From what I remember........I think this is called underwear.
Size-wise I think it's Renge or Sorte, but I don't want to dismiss the possibility that Aina-san was wearing something micro.

Just, yeah.
I think this is Sorte's.
Because it doesn't feel like cloth.
I don't think she's wearing any clothes.　I guess.
And maybe it's upside down.

Hmmm.........should I turn the futon upside down or not?
It took me 0.5 seconds to figure it out.

"Say it!

I lift the bedding with both hands so that I can peer through it.
Then..........

There was an ass.
It was a sideways ass.
It was a fluffy, tail-filled butt.
It's cold, or maybe it's the tail that curls up, but it's an ass.
It is nothing more than an ass.
An ass.

How did the bedding turn halfway around while it was clean?
It's a mystery.
And why isn't he wearing clothes....
Also, this situation........isn't it very bad?
If you could get up now, that would be very bad!

Hmm....

Huffing and puffing, his tail moves and strokes the area near my face.
Oh, I shouldn't........



At the same time as his body chopped off with a bleep, Sorte also jerked and made his body squirm.
Oh no!　You're awake!
I let go of the covers with a sneeze and stop with my hands raised.
Is that it?
Should I tell them I'm still sleeping?
Oh, it's moving.
She's rotating her body.

Huhuh? Yeah, he's still sleeping.

No, he's awake.
I'm watching you with my own eyes.
You still look very sleepy, don't you?
I mean, my eyes are still half open, right?

Hmmm....

When he rubs his face against my collarbone area, earbuds tickle my face!
Hold on!
Just bear with me this time!
Don't sneeze now!

"Mmmmm.......... Soooo..........

It's so close that you can see the breath in his sleep.
Or rather, all I can see from me is Solte's head.

''Hmm........''
Hmmm...

Along with a cute bedtime story, Aina and Renge turn over and get both sides locked in!
With my hands still up in a situation where I can fill in the sides with no gaps, there's nowhere to put them down... no place to put them!

Huh.....

Oh no, my arms are getting tired........
If you look to the right, you can see Aina's sleeping face.
If you look to the left, you can see Renge's sleeping face.
If you look down, you can see Sorte's head.
What's wrong with that?
.........Is it possible that I'm going to remain in this position until everyone else gets up?


I have breakfast and begin to prepare to leave.
After all, I ended up tucking my hands under the pillow and stretching out in my sleep.

'That's quite a load...'
Well, you never know how long it might take.

He rubs his own cheek while watching Aina as she loads up her luggage.

''That ... looks painful.''
Well.

The cartoonish, foliage-like palm marks on his cheeks were made by Sorte.
Solte, who had woken up in a daze after that, had gotten up and was riding astride his own state, or rather, almost completely naked. He said that his hand was on the spur of the moment in the situation.
Well, when I stiffened up, Solte said, "Nice! I can't help but think it was caused by a thumbs up, "I don't think it was a bad idea.

"I don't think he meant to be a jerk, but...
I know, I know, it was a bit embarrassing all of a sudden.

And then he apologized to me over and over again, and it was half my fault for causing it.
Yeah. I thought we'd call it even.
Instead, I decided that it was a grown-up thing for Solte to see me naked and get one slap in the face.

'And besides, Aina's being watched too...'
Well that's all right, I don't mind, but...

No, no, no, no. It was a sight to behold, wasn't it?
Aina, still sleepy-eyed, didn't notice that her shirt was upturned, and she turned to me and bowed her head to greet me.
I was so shocked.
Say "tayuuum".
I heard a "ta-yuu" sound!

Oh, it's a boob sound!　That's what I knew right away!
You can't make that sound with any other tit.

Afterwards, Aina's face gradually turned red when Sorte pointed out that she was a little too cute.
Oh, it was so cute.
She hid her breasts and kept her face troubled with tears in her eyes.

Well it's embarrassing for you to stare at me like that.

Oh, my God, oh, my God, I can't stand it!
I could have had three bowls of rice with that one!

'My lord?　What's going on?　Press your face against the pillow..... Are you still sleepy?
I'm fine!

Hmm, dangerous.
I'm alone with Aina right now, but we can't pounce on her........
It's been a great success since this morning. My reasoning.

'Oh, yeah. Take this with you.

I handed him a small magic bag.

''I've filled it with recovery potions and elixirs and such, so use it as you wish.

If you're going to take a recovery potion (small) or (medium), I've packed a (large) for you to take.
In addition, I've also packed an extra all-purpose potion, so it should be able to deal with the state abnormalities.

''Are you sure?　The magic bag itself is an expensive thing.
Well, wouldn't that make things easier?
'That's true, but...'

Although it's a borrowed item, Hayato will understand.
And.........I can at least buy it back if it comes down to it.
I'm giving it to you to eliminate some of that bother.

'Then let me indulge you this time. I've got to get home, you know.
Oh. Absolutely.
"Hmmm, are you really that excited about taking a bath?
Of course.
It's all right. I have all these potions that my lord has prepared for me. I'll be sure to go home and let you wash my lord's back anyway.
Well, I suppose I could do with a little help in return. That's more than you can possibly imagine.

I said jokingly, waving my hands around.
I thought Aina would look annoyed, but she smiled, something I hadn't expected.

''I suppose so. Well, since we're here, let's ask.

I stop moving with a snap.
Eh, yeah ... are you sure?
If they say it's okay, I'll really do it, okay?
Ugh, that's the one if you decide to do that.
I've got to make a mat with a film of slime!
Maybe I should make some lube for you!

I'm looking forward to it.
Are you looking forward to being washed up?
'I'm looking forward to it. You seem to be enjoying yourself so much, my lord.

No, well, I'm really looking forward to it.
It's more like being entertained, or something like that.

Aina laughs at that, but doesn't stop packing her bags and finishes putting all the rest of her stuff away in the two backpacks.

''Ush, shall we go then?''
Yeah. Let's go.

I went out the door first, and when I turned around, Aina was lightly carrying two backpacks that were bulging so large on both shoulders.
As if she noticed me watching her, Aina smiled and went on her way--

I...

As it was........I couldn't get through the door and fell on my back.
Well, well, it's spread out when you carry it on both shoulders........

''Shh, my lord.........please. Don't look at me........
'You look even more embarrassed than when I saw your breasts...'

He helped Aina, who was trying very hard to get up and couldn't get up, and made it through by unloading her bags once and laying them down before letting her through.


'You're late. You weren't doing anything weird just because you and I were alone, were you?

We met up with Sorte, White and the others who had been waiting ahead of us in a little spread out area near the gates of Utopora.

'If I had, it would have taken me longer. So, did you get the replenishment?
I got it all for you.

They were originally going to buy the oil and torchlight oil in this town.
Originally, he was going to buy them all yesterday, but he took time out of his day to visit my house yesterday.

Aina, I'm going to hold one of them.
'No, Renge and Sorte, concentrate on the enemies on the road. Besides, they're pretty heavy.
Really?　Oh, that's the Lord's magic bag, isn't it?　Did you borrow it?
Yeah, I got a lot of recovery potions in there for you.
'Oh!　That's reassuring!　I'll feel free to use it!
Thanks.
Hey. You forgetting something?
Yeah. I checked earlier, so it shouldn't be a problem.

That's right.
Aina was checking and packing.

Ladies and gentlemen please be careful.
'Wendy, you'd better keep an eye out for the Lord to make sure he doesn't fall for some strange woman, wouldn't you?
'Well yes, sir. 'Yes, sir.'

No, no, no.
I'm not that easy to work with, okay?
I'm a good judge of women.

Aren't you going to say something?
Hmm?　Not really now.
Now?
Hm. I'll see you when I get back.
Oh. Then I'll say I'm home!
"Hm.

White and Renge laughed at each other with carefree smiles and clasped hands with Paan.

'So long, my lord,'
'Oh, wait!　But first.....

I attracted the attention of everyone, and then I put my hand into the magical space and took out three accessories.
I'm sure you'll be able to find the best way to get the best out of the situation.

""Wow....!"
"Uh ... well ... you know. Well what is it.........it's more of a parting gift from me to wish you well....

Hmmm, it's embarrassing to change the subject.
You might have had the option of casually handing it over in a magic bag, but you should still hand it over directly.

It's a good thing........it's sparkly.
Yeah, it's beautiful...
Well, it's practical. It's a large defense, a large demon defense, a large anti-statement, a non-deterioration, and a large status for each.
Four abilities-enhancing powers...
'And non-degradation is bad enough...'
It's all we have. Isn't there a demerit effect?

Disadvantages...?
Disadvantages.
The only thing I can say is that I'm a unique holder, right?
There shouldn't have been any decrease in ability.

I'm sure you'll be able to find out more about this. The name is engraved on the back, so it seems that the effect won't work unless it's you guys.
Wha...?
"Dedicated ... by the Lord for us ...
My lord!
'Ohhhh...'

The three of us hug each other tightly.
It actually hurts a little more than it feels good, because it's through the armor or something.
Also, I was about to drop it!　Be careful!

Thank you!
Hmm, oh. Why don't you take care of it?
Of course!　I'll keep it on my skin!

No, you can take it off for a bath or something, can't you?
No, wait.
You can look like you're not wearing a single thread of clothing, but is one point acceptable...?

My Lord...
'Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, wait a minute, what's going on?　Why are you crying?!
So..... I'm so happy that I slapped you today....

Oh, no, I'm honestly glad you're that happy, but the clothes!　My clothes are going to be soggy with tears and snot!

I don't want to, so that's what we'll do to each other. Oh, God........okay, okay. You'll take it, won't you?
'Mmmm!　Thank you!

She is crying and laughing.
That's good.

"My Lord, I'm so happy. I'm very happy. Thank you.
Hmm. Oh. You know, if you like it, it's worth it.
'You made it in the midst of your busy schedule, didn't you?　I'll take good care of it.

Nah, ah, I'm embarrassed.
Okay, let's just pull it off and give it to him for now.

'Well I'd like to, if I could, but I'm wondering if you could put it on my lord.
Yeah, all right. All right, let's just line it up.

At my voice, the three of us line up side by side.
Renge first.

'This is Renge. She's always cheerful, her smile is as beautiful as a flower, and she's as warm as the sun. That's the image I had in mind.
Ehehe........I'm so embarrassed.......

It's hard to put on the clasp because of the wiggling spikes.
Hey, don't move.....

Your husband...
Okay, that's it.
That's not good.

Well, we can't do this in traffic, can we?
We'll deal with that when we get back.
Then we'll move on to Aina.

Aina is a flame. The flame in the shape of an elephant does not waver. It's unquenchable. It's the earnestness, the straightforwardness, the passion, that goes hand in hand with Aina.
'To me, fire is an abomination, but when my lord tells me that, it makes me honestly happy.
Because whatever Aina is to me, she's still Aina.
Hmm.... Thank you, my lord.

Aina lifts her own long hair and makes it easier to turn it around her neck.

'....How do you think?

I let my hair down in a huff and let it flow and spin around.

'It looks good on you.'
'Hmmm, I can feel close to my lord even when I'm away from him.

Aina stroked the necklace lovingly over and over again, seemingly taking the emotion to heart.

'Well the last one is Sorte...'
Hmm....

Solte gazes up at him with a tight chest and a superior look.
No more tears are flowing from her eyes, but they still seem to be moist.

'Crybaby.'
Shut up. I don't mind crying happy tears.
Ha, that's nice. I'm happy for you.

I popped my head lightly and ran my hands from front to back, trying to connect the fittings, but somehow Sorte, for some reason, moved every time I tried to connect them.

It's a great, great joy that the Lord made such a wonderful thing for us. It makes me so happy beyond words.'

At that point, my face was getting closer and closer, but I couldn't see it.

'All right, don't move...'
So, yeah.
It's hard to put on... hmm!
" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "

.........The touch was only a second long.

I had bent over to put the necklace on, but Solte had stretched as tall as she could and pressed her lips to mine.
Suddenly, Solte, who had felt so close, pulled away and at the same time the necklace was safely on.

'Ehehe.'
You...
I can't help it. I couldn't help it, I just wanted to do it. I didn't know what to do with all this gratitude!

Sorte spun around and snickered with a carefree smile, like a child whose prank had been successfully played.

'Mon!　Not that!　Solte, you said that all that kind of thing would be done afterwards!
'That's right, Solte!　You promised to make it right!
It's what I wanted to do.
That's not a problem.　Look!　I'm going to tell you about the current positive wife, Wendy, too!
What?　His rightful wife?　Me?　Are you sure?

No comment.
I don't create conflicts, that's my principle.

It's just the way I see it!　I don't want you to get bitten there now!


If you can say it's good or bad, of course it's good, right?
Yeah, that's fine.
I mean, any member here is welcome at any time, though!

What are you talking about?　If this continues, Wendy, the titty-boobed regular wife, is going to lose her regular wife position to Sorte, the little tsundere!　I mean this!　It means that your husband's tastes might change and you're in big trouble!
'Ha!　So, Mr. Solte!　You can't just kiss your lordship out of the blue!
Oh, come on, Wendy. I know, right?　After the Lord went to bed ... after I finished doing that thing, every night because I wouldn't wake up no matter what I did, every night.
'Mr. Solte!　No, no, what the hell are you going to say!

Hmm?
What is it?
I'm interested in that.
Are ... aside from that thing ... every single night?
Solte, come on!　Good morning!

Hmm, how many times have you found yourself wishing the Lord was asleep?
'Does White know about this too?!
Of course.
'Why?　After making sure everyone is firmly asleep........Ha, you're not going to pretend to be asleep?!
'I'm a boob, so I can just put on Wendy, right?　Yeah. I'm sure Wendy would be able to get away with a lot of that stuff, don't you think?
'To Aina?　It's not about forgiving or not forgiving!　Ha, I don't want you to think that I'm a little girl!
Well, to be honest, I almost bit my teeth on the floor in envy while pretending to be asleep, but when I got home, I could have done that, right?
'You will. Besides, what I was there is not pretty compared to that thing.
No, wait. That's not the same thing!

Whew.
Damp isn't really our thing, is it?
It's better to be loud and fornicating.
So get your ass back home.
I'll be waiting for you.


Okay. Bye.
""I'm off!"