It all started when I called Iris to let her know I was on my way.

I'm sure you'll be surprised to see your house. You'll be surprised when you see my house.

He said something that made me feel uneasy, so I decided to hurry up and head straight to my house.
And what was in front of me was not in a bad way, but my house that had changed........
Now.........where do I begin to plunge into the scene in front of me?

1, My lord-sama lying in front of the gate of my house, hiding his pubic area with just a low rise and a cloth attached to it.

2, That my house is a little bigger, and instead of the neighboring house being gone, two new buildings have been erected, and furthermore, there is no wall between those two gardens and mine, making it one lot.

3. In front of the gate of my house, there is a little beast-eared girl who looks like a Shinobi from Iris.

Those beast ears and tail are raccoon dogs...or is it?　Are they the raccoon people?
The tail is voluptuous and wonderful.
Okay, that's three.

Hey. From Iris'--
'I need a minute!　Why are you ignoring me?!

I try to get past Oligor, and he gets up and grabs my leg.
Hey, let go. I'm not gonna be seen by your perverted friends.

Come on!　Get into the fact that this beautiful girl is dressed like this!
Think about your age...
'That's not the shove I was looking for!　I don't think there's anything wrong with that!

No, there's only a problem.
How is it possible to be a lord dressed like that outdoors, let alone indoors in the first place?
Won't his approval rating go down?　There could well be a recall and a dismissal.

'Yes, yes. So, what's up with that?
You're screwed!　I thought there was something here about taking your own shirt off and being soft to me or something!　I've been working so hard for my brother!
For me...?

Could it have been a gag of the best I could do to welcome me back?
Then I've done a bad thing.
It has to be noted.

Four points.
I wonder if it's a perfect 10!
'No, I'm afraid it's a hundred points.
Terrible!　You're just too much!　I'm going to have to vent my emotions and clear my head from too much grief!
Go ahead. So, how did this happen...?
Oh, you want to hear it?　Ginger.
We're waiting!　Inside, Master Iris is waiting for you.　Go ahead!
...Oh, dear.

Origor, who was blocked by the gatekeeper-chan from behind, was sluggish, but the gatekeeper-chan was going to let him in.


''Hehe........hehehe.''
Hey, don't laugh like that.
Because look at me. I'm being carried in a princess's arms right now, you know?　That's a lot of smiles.

I just decided to let him in the house because I don't know if he was too miserable with the shabby Origor.
It's not that I wanted to touch the overexposed Origor.
I'm not excited by the soft skin and the feel of it like a child.
I didn't, so please don't give me the zit eye from behind.

'Oh, welcome back,'
Ayame...?

The one who opened the door was Ayame.
It was Ayame, but she was dressed in an unusual outfit of normal clothes and an apron, so I took my time and became a questioning type to save it in my brain.

'Perverts are attracted to each other, aren't they? You can leave that pervert over there alone.''

You're out of my mind. Don't put me in the company of this S-class pervert.

"What the hell did you do to your....
I didn't do anything!　By the way, Ayame is wearing them now--
Do you want me to kill you?

Ayame dropped her elbows mercilessly and further threatened her with a tone that would send chills down her spine.
Oligor raised his voiceless voice and then became powerless to move.
No really, what in the world could he do to make her hate him so much?

I had no choice but to give Origor to Aina and Renge and ask them to go lie down in my room.
I have left Aina and Renge with a recovery potion and asked them to let me drink it when they find out.

''Well, let's head over to Iris-sama. I will explain everything to you there.

When I followed Ayame, I found myself in the alchemy room, my work room for some reason.
When I opened the door and entered, I could feel the cool air on my skin.

''Fluffy........this room is too comfortable....... All that's left is an ice cream, but........

Well.....

Mm. Hmm, he's back. I'll get right on it, but I'd like to have some ice cream in my room.
No, let him stick it in first.
The sight of me makes me go into a fit, and I'll tell the strawberries to go first you pervert!
Not that way!

Why is Iris dressed like Oligor?
Iris looks like she's barely wearing a jacket, but it's not much different. In fact, she looks more like a pervert.
That's what Iris looked like, sitting in my work chair, relaxing with her large legs spread wide open.

'Iris-sama!　The landlord has already returned, so please get dressed!
Hmm, I think it's fine to dress comfortably on a day off, but........ I'm sorry, but would you mind waiting outside the room for a moment?
It's hard to concentrate in that outfit. Okay.....

Once we were let out of the room and waiting, Iris came out with her dress on and we asked Wendy to go to the living room for tea.

'Phew!　What do you think?　Are you surprised?
Of course I'm surprised and I'm sure there's an explanation for this, right?
'Is that about the house?　Or do you mean the straw outfit?

Well it's a surprise!
Surprise?　No, I'm certainly surprised but you need to explain it properly...

When I got back from my trip, there was more property area, more buildings, more gatekeepers!
I'm confused.

Hmm. First of all, the building to the right of the terrace, that's Warawa's private residence. I'll use that place when I'm active in Ains Hale.
''Well no, I guess you can do what you want with that, but why is the garden connected...''
You may ask why, but I've turned everything but the mansion into your property.
...Yes?
More accurately, it's your property, made to look like strawberry land.
I need a few more details...

It would be helpful if you could include the reason why....

There are some people who doubt your friendship with Warawa. There are some people who doubt your friendship with Warawa, so it's a check on them and an apology. Please take the grounds and the extension as an apology from us.
What's your apology?
The Warawa's people have caused you trouble. It's only natural to protect your life from now on, but I've prepared a separate apology.
That's nice of you, but you should at least consult with me...
Nishiki. I'm sorry. I wanted to see the look on your face.
You...

You don't feel bad about that face at all.

No, yeah it wasn't there, but it wasn't there.

'Huh ... so what's the other building then?'
That is where the servants and the gatekeepers live. By the way, we'll have a few shinobi stationed there to guard the gate, so you won't be burdened by them.
White can do the honors, okay?
When you're away, as you were, there will be times when White isn't around.　It's important to protect him, but it's better to protect your home, too.
Yeah, that's a big help, but you're the shinobi guarding Iris, right?　Are you sure?

Wouldn't having Iris's shinobi stationed here neglect Iris's protection?

They need their rest. And also so that you can move quickly if something does happen to you.
'I don't need you to be so attentive...'
Lady Iris has been asking for more since she came here, and she's been asking for more, many times a day.
Ayame, too?
Well, I'm not sure.

Even if it's a lie, please come in and answer me.
Ayame, you're a bastard.

Incidentally, the gatekeeper has chosen a man who doesn't mind being mocked.
'Oh, my God!　Thank you!

If you can mooch a raccoon's tail, please tell me soon!
Heh, heh, Master Iris, you're bad!

You are most pleased. I don't get it, though.
He's always been like this, hasn't he?　If you wanted to thank me, wouldn't it have been enough to have those kids meet you?
Maybe so....

Fluffy!　Fluffy!


...wind. I guess I was a little distraught.
After I regained my composure, I was serving ice cream in the living room when I heard a knock at the door.

''Oh, you're back, aren't you? I feel like it's been a while.
"Dharma?
'Yes. It was a pleasure to be a part of this project. Mr. Iris, the entire process has been completed without a hitch, including final confirmation.
'Right!　Thank you for your efforts. I'll let you keep the money for later.
That's cool.

I feel the heat in Dharma's gaze, but I'm sure it's my imagination.
It's all in my head!　
I'm normal, so don't give me that look!

Well. It's my favorite. Tell Darwin I'm not going to let you get away with this. Don't touch anything that belongs to me or you'll never get away with it.
It's a shame. I had my eye on it, too, but...

Don't go after him........
If Dharma won't be able to target me, I'd rather be under Iris' protection all the time........

''Well then, if you'll excuse me. Let's go out for dinner next time, shall we?
No, sir!
I'm tired...
It's a favorite of the warriors.
'You've already trained her........ I would have liked to, but I'm really sorry...

I said something scary and Dharma left.
Whenever I see that guy, I get a weird shiver because I can feel his eyes on my ass........

''You must be a man's favorite........''
"Don't be afraid to say something scary, even to you...
So even if you're a pervert, you can't be a homos*xual?
'The master loves girls.
Are you sure that's a good idea for you guys?

At Ayame's words, Sorte, Shiro and Wendy stopped eating the ice cream they had been eating and looked at each other.
Then they turned to Ayame, and their voices joined together as if they were having a meeting.

''Hn. It's the Lord.
It's the Lord's.
You're the master.

Could you at least defend it specifically........

'Brother!'
Hey, my lord, I told you to be quiet...
Put your clothes on first!

Oligor came charging in to replace Dharma.
But this guy is in good spirits........

"Hmm, what is it? A pervert is here.
Get out of my way, brother!　I'm going to get him out of here!　I'm on it!　I won't let my brother become a dog of state power!
I've told you so many times before that it's not true.
'You can't expect me to believe that!　How would my brother get to know Master Iris?　I'm sure most of you realized how awesome your brother was and came for him, but I'm sorry to hear that!　My brother is going to have a field day with my charm!

When, where, and why would I be so dead set on you?

You were the one who kept touching my little tits.　The little girl is just in time with me!　Now, get out of here!
'Wait a minute!　Stop making stuff up!

Oh, stop, Ayame, it's not that.
I like grown women.
I'm not a pervert who goes into heat with little girls, so please don't try to protect Iris!
And your breasts are not tits. Be careful what you say.

"Huh........it's a pain in the ass....... Well, let's play another game, shall we?　If you lose now, there will be a lot of trouble, but...
Yeah, I don't mind!　I mean, why are you wearing clothes?　That's against the rules!　Ayame will have her pants off, I'm sure!
I'm already wearing them.

Huh?　So that means you weren't wearing them until just now!
You weren't wearing it when you were in that apron!
I won't understand until you show your face a little more........

'Gnu-nu-nu...!　All right, let's play!　I'll take anything!
'No, just calm down for now. Me and Iris aren't what you think we are, so...
'Brother!　Are we already in a relationship where we call each other by name?!
'Yes, calm down......... If you make any more noise, I'll call Mr. Soma and Mr. Walkus?
Okay. I'll go quietly.

When I mentioned the names of the guardians, Oligor instantly became quiet.
After this, I explained the situation, and although I almost aborted many times, I managed to convince him by talking patiently.......
Why do I get so tired as soon as I get home........

''Brother!　These snacks are delicious!

........She looks like a little girl, so if you forget about her age and what's inside, she's cute in this way.......
Probably around knowingly doing it, I thought it was close to a scam.