294 11-7 King of the Schwardberts Empire




"Let's see your big tits! We are the poorest tits you'll ever see.
"Straight lines rather than curves! 'The shape of your chest is the shape of your heartbeat!
"Your Majesty, it is time to wake up! Come to the flat pillow!

The protesting voices, which could be heard more clearly when the voices came together, ceased to ring and continued to echo unreservedly here in the King's Hall.

''Hmm ... it's too loud.''

A sleepy White raises the corner of his mouth in a grumpy manner and hugs me, folding his cat ears and covering his ears.

'Was that ... a protest?
"If it's a protest, we can at least hold a meeting and listen to the other side's arguments........ It's declared to be a religious activity, so we can't really do anything about it...
Religious activities...?
''Yeah. Yeah, and it's not even a major religion, it's just a minor one. There's a missionary who's been recruiting little titties every morning, calling it a religious activity to protest against me. The missionaries don't come out, and if I do anything to those people outside, they'll scream about religious oppression, which is really troublesome.
What's the purpose of the... you know, neglecting your tits?
Don't be silly. I certainly like tits and am not in the least bit interested in tits. But it's a private conversation between a public and a private person, and if you're in public, you have enough sense to choose the latter between a sinner's tits and a good titty.
'So what would you do if tits and titties of similar ability came to the interview?'
'Are you talking about adopting at the castle or not? If they're both so good, why don't we take two of them? .........even if I am, I am the emperor. The position of imperial emperor is not so cheap that you can exercise your proclivities in public and not in private.
Oh....

Garcia quickly took out a pendant with a round ball from her chest.
The round ball of the pendant is like a crystal and seems to have a beautiful transparent white haze swirling around it.

''Still white........White and all that. You should try attacking me.''
Hmm?
Oh, no, not in the belly and neck. I'm too feeble in the area of military affairs to be making a mess of things.
Hmm....

White's good for me? He gives me a confirming look, but I have no way of answering him either, so I check with Sicilia.

'Yeah. You'll be fine. Just do it without the knife.
Yeah. ...just to go easy on him?
Okay. Okay.

Once he found out, the fast White punched Garcia in the shoulder without hesitation!
From the quickness of the blow, it's a much more painful if not fatal blow.......

''Oh?''
"This guy ... this is all you got to do to make it worthwhile? As I said, titties are terrifying....

As far as the warrior is concerned, White seems surprised that Garcia isn't in pain from rubbing his shoulder a bit, saying it's poorly.
I mean, I know because I've seen it in training, but if I were to take that one, I'm confident I'd be blown up and bounce off the ground three times.

'You'd be surprised, wouldn't you? This is a magical tool that only the emperor is allowed to possess and is called the Emperor's Crystal. It's also a good idea to use it to prevent any kind of damage, depending on how popular the people are with the rest of the world. Well, there are other effects as well, but due to the secrecy, I can't tell you.

After saying that much, Garcia tucks the pendant into his chest and continues to speak.

I'm sure you know that the empire is a meritocracy. I'm sure you know that the position of emperor is also won not by blood, but by merit. I'm not sure if it's a good idea, but it's a good idea. If you get rid of me, you can become the emperor yourself," everyone can think of. However, although it's a meritocracy, it's a military one. This magical tool is to prevent fools who have no power to rule, but instead try to obtain the title of king by force in order to privatize the empire.
Well, I see. You could prevent an assassination.
"Mmm. And the Foolish King will not last. A king who puts too much stress on his people will first be killed without this blessing.


That's probably the most likely scenario imaginable.
Well, it's a common occurrence in stories.
Perhaps it's a way to reduce support and weaken the effect of that magic tool....

''No? It won't happen.
What?

Huh? Isn't it?
I've been guessing until now, relatively speaking, but... well, it's not a story, it's reality.

As I said before, I'm a child prodigy. He's good, and it's well known that he's a prodigy. No one opposes my policies, and even if they do, I'm capable of listening to their ideas and correcting their mistakes. Well, if someone better than me comes along, I'm willing to give up my crown for the sake of the empire, just like the previous king, so what's that look on your face?
'Oh, no you're really, really doing it right...'
"You are too stupid.... You are too foolish...." "Even for a good enemy, you have no respect. I apologized to you, and you should apologize to me too!
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.


Sicilia is nodding yes and nodding, does that mean that this is the original Garcia?
The reason why neither the knights of the guards around them nor the civil servants held their heads up to Garcia who was saying boobs and tits is because they knew this Garcia.

''Ah.......but wait. Why are you taking it out on the main topic, little guy? It's not just because you're protesting, is it?
...knights. Remove the helm.
"Huh?
The gatekeepers are currently on duty on a rotating basis. Hence, they have experience as a gatekeeper.
'Wow....'

The scar...or is that a scar...or is that a claw mark on his face where he removed the helm?
Moreover, even the teeth marks are clearly visible, and the autumn leaf-like slap marks remain intact... it's a horrible situation.

''They're short-tempered and aggressive! This one can't use any military force at all, and yet he scratches, bites, and slaps me! And to top it all off, he's holding a spear and he's making a big deal about having his tits touched! You gotta be kidding me! If you're going to touch me, you're going to touch my more ample tits, or at least my ass!



But.........

They don't all have a temper...
'Yeah. I know what you mean but there's a good chance it will happen. Do you know why?

No, I don't understand, I shake my head and Garcia points to the heavens.
Heaven.............

''You noticed. That's right. It's Atros, the god of battle. Atros is the goddess of battle and the goddess of meager breasts, but it is also stated in certain literature that she had a temper. Basically, like the kingdoms, the empire's main god of worship is Raydiana, but they follow Atros.

Master Atros.........
He was definitely a poor tit, and he could certainly be angry.
If I had to add to that, he had a bad mouth, but he also had a gentle side to him, serving me.......

In addition, research has shown that, according to statistics, the aggression and aggressiveness of the little ones are relatively high.
'Oh....'

I don't know. I have several people in mind.
Solte when we just met, White to Solte, Origor and Iris would be carnivores too.......Huh? You're really right, aren't you?
And I would think that Aina and Wendy are rather calm.

'No, but wait. Is Atros-sama's sect a minor one to begin with?''
''Not so. There are naturally large sects that worship Atros as their main god, even if it's Kloemina, who doesn't even know what she looks like. It's Atros that is worshipped by a race that mainly focuses on fighting. ........But those guys out there seem to be a sect primarily concerned with being proud of being poor tits.

Ahhhhh.......that.
You're pushing the feeling that poor breasts are a status and valuable value all over the place.

......... Hey, the favorites aren't exactly man-colored, are they?
Oh, yes, of course.

I love girls.

'Then imagine......... At the end of the day, when I was making love to your favorite lovers and sleeping in the happy aftermath, I dreamed that macho, old men were approaching me smilingly.......
Isn't that tougher?

I have no other intentions, but since I'm putting an old age on it, it's not like Soma-san, Warchus-san, and Kuduro-san are going to be able to see Fried approaching Nico or Niko or something while posing half-naked.......

''For me, neither of them are any different........ In the midst of his busy schedule, the only thing that heals me is my wives.

"I hope to be poor! Big tits are fat! A big-breasted devotee, motherf*cking emperor to anemicism!

I am a ciscoon! And I am a lover of tits!



''Well.........well, this is how I was troubled by the little titties, and now I was about to dislike the little titties with impunity, but it's none of your business....... So, once I calmed down and calmed down, I was allowed to apologize.
''Well I don't know if I can say much anymore, but I'm sure not all people with tits are bad...?
I'm sure you're right. They are still my most important subjects........ The source of all this is a missionary from outside........ If we catch them, we'll turn them in to the Leydiana sect!

There's a lot of room for sympathy.......well, if you hear voices like this every day, you'll get sick of it......
When I get home, I'll talk to Sorte about it myself.

.

The tits are aggressive.... but titty Wendy and Lady Sicilia are also much more aggressive...
"...hmm? How did your rival know that your sister is so aggressive?
'Oh no, there's a vibe of that...'

Oh no, oh no, close close close eyes scare me.

'I didn't tell Garcia that. That one's my favorite.

Why! Now! You're going to tell him!
I muttered, "Garcia needs to be separated from his sister..." but if I can hear him, Garcia can't!
Shhhh! Just shut up already! Don't scratch me!

Huh...... Ho-ho......... I knew that someday there would be a candidate for your sister's husband, but finally........

I can't look directly at Garcia, who is sluggishly sweating and is so close to me that our faces are almost sticking together.
Or rather, if I made eye contact with her, she would be too close to know where to look.

''I see........ I never thought the day would come when I would finally say these words........ I do not recognize you as your sister's husband! I wouldn't let a half-brained person who can't choose between a little or a big girl touch your treasures!
....

I can't say I touched it anymore!
I can't tell you that I've ever rubbed you the wrong way!
Duh, mostly I don't remember what it feels like to be blamed for it, and that's unreasonable!

'What's that reaction...? No way! No.... no way... no way... you! You've already laid your hands on your sister's treasures!

I didn't say anything!
It's not just that I can't move with my eyes averted while I'm lazy and sweating a bit!
How do you know? How do you notice that?

'Oh, I don't envy you! You messed with your sister out of wedlock... you... you... you... you!
Garcia I'm old enough to be old enough to know better. It's rather late for that, isn't it? You should congratulate your sister for finding a good partner.

I don't think it's too late, but I can't say for sure, because in this world, marriage is supposed to be early.
I think it's about right for me, but I don't have the time to say anything.

And also. You're not going to be able to get your hands on any of them. I think it's a perfect fit, don't you?
Grrrr....

I still can't look at Garcia, who bites, or rather bites, his lip and reveals his frustration to the point that his blood runs down, and I still can't look at him.
White, who was on the side that suddenly turned away, said, ''Are you going to do it? But I couldn't let the little guy's honor go down any further, and Garcia didn't seem to be in the mood to touch him, so I let him back down.

'I do not approve! I do not recognize you! But I'm a man of my word. As for Wendy and Aina, we will not touch them, as we promised. And I will guarantee your safety while you are in the Empire. But! Because I won't admit what I don't admit!

I guess it's not a logical emotion.....
Or rather, I guess it's honest.


As for me, I'd be uncomfortable with the idea of becoming a lover, because I'd be living in the empire....
I'm sure that even if I explained it to them, they wouldn't listen to me right now........