91 Quiet story (top)






 There is a pecking order in the House of Furstest.

 First the second at the top. Next, Sylvia, Eco and Yukari.
 Up to this point, the pecking order is absolutely immutable.

 Below that ...... that is, the pecking order of the servants. Here, there was fierce competition.

 The top of the pecking order is occupied by the early members, known as the "Fourteenth Man". Commonly known as the Zeroth Generation.
 The ten maids were the "Ten Greatest" and the four men were the "Four Heavenly Kings", making a total of fourteen.

 Following them are the first students. These are a large number of servants who came in as the direct subordinates of the fourteen.
 Furthermore, there is a second group of students underneath them, and it is rumored that the third group will soon be joining them.


 Well.
 How on earth do they decide on the pecking order?

 That is - the "pecking order battle".

 Only those who wish to participate are allowed to do so, and they are held periodically.
 In the beginning, the pecking order was somehow decided by fighting "stealthily" and somehow in a way.

 However. One day, Yukari found out.
 I'm sure everyone thought so when they were scolded. ...... What came out of Yukari's mouth was a proposal for a pecking order battle, surprisingly.

 It's not just a matter of time before you'll be able to get your hands on a new one. In a single tournament, two matches are always held, and each of them is given an equal chance to challenge and defend. In other words, after the 2nd and 3rd, 4th and 5th place matches, the 1st and 2nd, 3rd and 4th place matches are held. Users distinguish this by calling it an even-headed game and an odd-headed game.

 The odd-headed battles were particularly hot. There was a possibility that the first place in the pecking order would be swapped. Also, not a few players would be able to finish second in the standings. There was no way it could not be exciting.


'It's probably going to be rough this time: ......

 And it's time to hold another pecking order battle.
 This was the first ordinal battle after the end of the political conflict. Since it hadn't been held in a long time, as Cubero had muttered, this time it was going to be rough and tumble.

 Because Chef Sobra is temporarily out due to treatment for Calameria addiction, the third place in the pecking order is missing.

 Second in the pecking order, Cubero the Butler.
 Rank #4: Sonotou Lily
 Rank #5 Tenth Elle.
 Rank #6: The Ten Great Cosmos
 Rank #7: The Ten Greatest Champagne

 This is probably the area that is most relevant. And the first in the pecking order ...... tenth best Eve.
 The first three places have been immovable until now. That is now about to move.

 Naturally, they all want to move up. Lily, in particular, was fired up. The second place, which had been blocked by Sobra, was now right in front of them.

The following people will move up one pecking order and start with an even-numbered head game. Eve will be observing as usual.

 Under Yukari's supervision, the pecking order battle would begin.

 The two even-headed battles, the two notable matchups would still be Cubero vs. Lily and Elle vs. Cosmos. The battle to determine the first place challenger in the pecking order, and the battle for the possibility of clinching the third place, which is the missing number. The fighting spirit of each of them was on fire.




It's been a long time since I've played with Cuvee.
'It's been months since I've had ...... something to look forward to for a bit. Lily.
I'm so glad. I'm so copious, too: ......!

 A huge man and a butler face each other. While both have a relaxed expression on their faces, they are emitting a heat that cannot be hidden.

 The servants, who are not participating in the ranks, have a twinkle in their eyes as they watch the game. Do they yearn to be like that someday? Or are they simply looking forward to the high level of battle? Probably, most of them are both.

Let's go. "I'll show you how strong this creature called 'onee' is."
I'm the one who can teach you the Chinese qi of a righteous man.

 The skill the two of them would use was [Body Technique]. Hence, the audience predicted that. I'm not going to be able to say that I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to say that I'm going to be able to do that. The difference in body size between the two made them expect that.

 But in reality--''


''It's a good fist!''
Cuveeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 With a thud, the two "Silver General Body Art" collide head-on.

 Both of them, if we were to talk about their characteristics, it was "power". Cubero, who had risen to the young head of the righteous R6 with a single fist, and Lily, who made full use of her large physique. It's a clash of power and power.

"Uh-huh. Hey, do you know why Onee is so strong?
Excuse me, sir. I'm not very good at this sort of thing.

'It is. It's a combination of a man's strength and a woman's finesse. It's two opposites that go hand in hand.

 A moment. Lily closed in on the pause and flew through the air.

 At first glance, the folly of a gap. However, that unexpected action caused Cubero to flinch for a moment. An action that Sobra would have laughed at, "You're a fool," was extremely effective for the f*cking serious Cubero. He wondered if there was some meaning to that dance.

d*mn it ......!

 Lily's 《Silver General Body Technique》, which was released from above as if to crush him, attacked Cubero. Combined with its huge body, it was a tremendously intimidating feeling.

''Ugh, you can't take it all in, cube-chan!
...... It's a pleasure to be complimented. Now it's my turn.

 Cubero didn't duck, he dared to take it head on. It's a battle of strength and going up. Otherwise, it would be meaningless. That's what he called the "Hanki".

 And then he endured.

 At this point, Lily was ready to lose.

 He was able to catch his own fist head-on. There was no way he was going to duck. Even if you knew you were going to lose, you would still take the same fist head on. I knew that was proper etiquette.

''Come on!''
I'm coming.

 Cubero's 《Silver General Body Technique》 caused Lily's body to float up a few inches. Lily retreated backwards three steps and, as it was, fell on her back.

 There is a match - pecking order, unchanged.





''Oh ......, so it's you this time.
'Well, thank you for your help. Elle.

 Facing each other is the all-powerful maid squad, the "Ten Greatest". They are Elle and Cosmos.

 Elle is the well-known red-haired bumpy sisters, their older sister. She's the captain of the "martial-arts Elle Squad" that everyone fears.

 I'm not sure I've ever heard of it, but I'm sure I've heard of it. It's not that they don't like her, it's just that they don't like her. However, I don't have a good image of her.


I'm sure you'll be able to find a way to make your thighs dazzle again today, Elle. I'd love to smell it.
'You're still buzzing, man. ......

 Because - she was a do-gooder.

 When she opened her mouth, all she did was talk down. A walking obscenity is what she is.

 Her hobby is painting. She has an excellent artistic sense, and she has such an extraordinary talent that it would not be an exaggeration to say that the interior of the mansion is almost entirely determined by her taste. She is also a genius at drawing, and it is said that she sometimes decorates the hallway with her paintings.

 In reality, however, she is a very perverted person. She gets a kick out of abstracting her own crude jokes as the subject matter of her paintings and showing them to others. In front of a painting of a caterpillar sipping honey from a flower she had drawn, she would explain to her subordinate's maids in great detail about the female and male genitalia.

 That's why the maids who knew about Cosmos' perverted nature disliked her so much.

Ush, let's do it!
Please.
............

 Even Elle, a manly, "I don't care how skinny she is" type of person, had always said and done the usual things that made her look dumbfounded.

 But even so, she's a beautiful girl with long black hair and a beautiful, orthodox appearance, just as neat and clean. And ......

Uh-oh.

 As expected, he is strong.

 He easily ducked from Elle's sharp "infantry body technique".
 It was only natural. Otherwise, she wouldn't be able to become the sixth in the pecking order.

 She took out her own personal acquisition, the [Staff Technique] stick, and loosely held it at the ready.

''You're doing this for a pervert, aren't you?''
'I think I'm going to have to change my underwear if you compliment me so much.
Godd*mn it, stop licking it!
Ah!
What the f*ck?
It was fine. I didn't wear them today to begin with.
...... You gotta be kidding me, man!
No!

 Cosmos twists and turns deliberately, pretending to avoid Elle's punches, and falls down.
 The long skirt flips up, revealing its contents. It is really cleverly calculated at an angle that only Elle can see.

'You're serious!
Isn't it smooth? Hmph, I'll make myself a maid's outfit with a mini-skirt like Elle...
f*ck off! I'm going to tell Lady Yukari.
'Wow! Please don't let that happen!

 Cosmos freaked out and glanced at Yukari, who was watching the confrontation between Cubero and Lily in the distance.

 No matter how much of a pervert she was, the demon's maid-in-chief was terrifying.

 Elle didn't miss that momentary gap.

''There, aah!

 He closes the gap between the two, and immediately launches the "Incense Body Technique".

 The "Fragrant Body Technique" is a foot technique. In other words, it's a ...... high kick.


''But, eye-candy ......!

 Cosmos goes down with a satisfied look on his face for some reason. It was a momentary event.

 There is a winner - pecking order, unchanged.






 The battle of the even-numbered heads is over.
 In the afternoon of the same day, the odd-headed battle is held.

'Well, well, well, my dear Miss Falsey, how do you do?
'Ohohoho! Good day, Mr. Exposed Man. It's a beautiful day.

 Cosmos 5th in the pecking order vs. Champagne 6th in the pecking order

 The two of them were doggedly close.

 Cosmos had a serious expression on his face, a change from the even-numbered battle. It oozed with a feeling of never wanting to lose.

 On the other hand, Champagne, one of the ten outstanding maids of the All-Purpose Maid Squad, was looking down on Cosmos with a most elegant expression.
 Her fluffy blonde hair was in elegant waves, she had a reasonably high height, a reasonably large chest, and a haughty expression with suspended eyes. No matter how you look at it, she was a "young lady".

 A closer look at the maid's outfit shows that it is also arranged and decorated in many places.
 She never cuts corners when it comes to fashion and personal grooming. She spends more than an hour every morning setting her hair, and her make-up is very meticulous, and she changes the decorations on her maids' outfits every day. Her demeanor is elegant, and her actions leave no stone unturned, and her speech is always ladylike, "Ohohoho! She laughed at me like it was a joke.

 Yes, she had a crush on the "young lady". None of the maids know why she admired her so much, but the fact that Champagne is a maid and strives every day to be a young lady is a mystery. But all the maids knew that although she was a maid, she was trying her best to be a young lady every day.

 That's why. Cosmos hates Champagne, and Champagne hates Cosmos.


 This is not a "fifth and sixth place showdown" - it's a "vulgarity vs. elegance showdown".


Why don't you get your wand out, sweetheart?
'Why don't you, Pani-chan, get on with it and get that long, black, crusty thing out?
...... Have I not told you more than once to stop calling me by that nickname?
"Well, it's nice, isn't it, Panitchi? Pani-chan's pie pie looks very soft, doesn't it?
'Mookiee! Today is not the day! Fix it right there, Cosmos! I will purge you!
'Wow. I've never seen anyone say Mookiee or anything like that with their mouth ...... excited.

 Cosmos holds his stick in order to use 【Wand Technique】 and Champagne holds his wooden sword in order to use 【Sword Technique】.

 Both sides stared at each other ...... and stepped out at the same time as if they were breathing together.


It's a good thing that you're able to have a good time.
You, Pani, are the one who's good with the sword, aren't you? Aren't you a good swordsman, too?
Not less, but more.
Fae, now?
''~~~! Mmmm!
'Look, look, don't just get mad at me. If you don't win before I start taking my panties off, you'll be in trouble!
What are you talking about?

 Cosmos toyed with Champagne with his relentless s*xual harassment attacks and his undulating and transformative [staff technique]. Their confrontation was always like this in the beginning.

 However, Champagne was not defeated either. In the even-headed battle, he had defended his sixth place from the seventh-ranked Ma Dingdou Just. His ability was undoubtedly the real thing.


''Enough of this ......, c'mon!
Oh, pardon me.

 Champagne unleashed a sharp thrust of the 《Katsuma Sword Art》 and aimed at Cosmos' pigeon tail. Cosmos twisted and ducked his body in the nick of time. The wooden sword snatched Cosmos's side.

''Oh ouch!''
'Ohohohoho! It dances like a butterfly and stings like a bee. I've learned a lot from watching you, Lily.
You like to poke at ......, don't you, Pani?
Yes. I use a wooden sword now, but I usually use a rapier. Ohohoho!
So I see that you like being poked at.
-Oh!

 Cosmos, who was holding his side and pretending to be in pain, takes Champagne by surprise and activates the 《Incense Car Cane Technique, Thrust》. A quick thrust with a penetrating effect - Cosmos' favorite skill.

 It's not just a good idea to be a good sport, it's also a good idea to be a good sport.


 ............ was the usual pattern.


''If you think the same move will work over and over again, you're mistaken!

 As expected, he was taking countermeasures.

 Champagne ducked with a flutter and immediately activated the Infantry Sword Technique and swung the wooden sword at the back of Cosmos' head.

 ...... Should we call it a resentment of years of accumulated resentment? In the moment, the many s*xual harassments Cosmos has subjected you to so far flash back into your mind, and you put more force than necessary into the wooden sword you hold in your hand.

''Oh-ho!''

 Cosmos fainted with a face that couldn't be shown to others. The long, black haired, neat, beautiful girl look was now a shadow of its former self.


''Yay! He did it! We did it! We've won!

 There is a winner - pecking order, change of pecking order.

 Champagne has moved up to fifth place.