'Thank you very much, Mr. Sakurai, for your excellent explanation. That means the man is a fake. That's very clear.

What's going on?
　Because, you know...

Most of the fakes must have come to you for your big tits.

No, no!　Sayre saved my sister's life and Hajduki's and my grandfather's. He's very, very strong.　And he's very sincere and nice, and he's not one of those obnoxious people who compares girls to each other based on the size of their breasts!　That's right, Mr. Seya!

A-un. Mattaquadayo.

　Oh, stop.........
　Stop looking at me with such pure, innocent, sparkling eyes........

''Besides, how could it be yesterday, I killed a bad SS (double-es) class dragon!

That's right, the real Sayer is the Dragon Slayer. The fake Manasilo Sayers there are different from the fake Manasilo Sayers, in terms of his rank as a man.

That's why Mr. Sayre is the real thing!

This just doesn't make any sense. Then I will do my best to prove that the man is a fake.　After all, I know better than anyone that this man is not a real person.

Proof....?
　Proof that I'm not me...?

'You, what are you talking about...!
　No, seriously, what are you talking about?

"Hmmm, the best proof of all is me. After all, I've had the honor of seeing Lady Sayre in person, and not only that, I've also been given a seductive wink that can make a goddess fall in love with you.

...What is that?
　I mean, we're talking about me now, aren't we?
　And yet I seriously don't know anything about that story...?

Well, it was just after I'd finished evacuating the people who hadn't made it out of the building...

　Suddenly, a beautiful blonde girl with an enraptured expression on her face, as if she were dreaming, began to speak.

As I said before, Satterwhite, you are a bit of a hypochondriac.......
Yeah, I guess so...

''-- Suddenly, a pillar of light rose up to illuminate the dark night like a god. That pillar of light is the divine sword of Seya-sama who defeated the black evil dragon--!　And as I swung that golden sword of light down, Seya turned to me over his shoulder and smiled at me.

Hmm...?

It was like a prince who came down from the land of the stars...." "That time Seya was like a prince who came down from the land of the stars.... And from that moment on, I was entangled in the threads of a red spider called love...

Well....
　........I dredged up my memories.

　Wasn't it when we shot each other with the Shin-En-Dragon and the Golden Sword of Creation (Nuhoko)?

　I'm pretty sure I looked back over my shoulder and said to Uzuki, "Don't miss the cool part.
　Well, I don't know, I think I saw some people further back in my gaze, but....

'Sorry, but you were mistaken.
I wasn't asking you. I'll never forget those wonderful eyes of yours for the rest of my life.

So that's what I'm going to do--!　Look into my eyes. See the same eyes I saw in yours?　You won't forget that in your lifetime, will you?

Shut up!　There's no room for you in my heart-wrenching memories of Sayiah and me!
No. I mean, look at me first. See? It's the same thing.

No, it's like the moon and Spoons, only different.
Why not?
　I couldn't help but speak in Kansai dialect, though.

　..........but when you think about it, this situation is rather amazing, isn't it?
　What's more, right now, I'm getting ridiculed by Ketchup, and at the same time, praised to the point of embarrassment.

I don't know what's going on here, but...

　And my muttering is nowhere to be found.
　Satterwhite going my way alone - what was it?　Oh, God!　It's really long and I can't remember it! --So...　　　　

I mean, you just ape Master Seya with a sword at your hip.
Monkeying...

'Is it a sword that shines as bright and golden as Lady Seya's beloved sword?
Geez, no, it's not glowing.

　d*mn, I was watching it live for real, and it's hitting a sore spot...!

Look at it. The real Seya has a beautiful sword with a golden glow. It's completely different from your poorly made, curved sword. You don't even know that, and you haven't worked hard enough!

　Bish!
　The little blonde-haired guy points at me with his swinging finger and blurts out with a confident, smug look on his face.

''You're not making it up this time........!
　It's real, but there's nothing built in!

'Come to think of it, you used to say that earlier, didn't you?　Why don't you wash your face once and come back?

d*mn it, I should have let him say it.
　But, however, I just can't prove it!

　It's because I can't use the Divine Annihilation Haou or the SS-class divine sword, the Sword of Kusanagi, right now--!
　It's just what I feared it would be!

　Bummer!
　Why is this happening to me?