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Caracara Caracara...... Gacon............ Pasha~......
'Duh!Already!It's a pain in the ass!'
I let go of the rope used to pull up the tub and crossed my arms to show my displeasure.
The bucket fell with great force, making a noise at the bottom of the well.
'...... Yashiro. You have to pump three more cups before you can use the toilet.'
'That said, yo .......'
'...... night, use the old toilet?'
'............ water, I'll get it.'
I go back to rattling and pulling the tub of water from the well.
I've never held anything heavier than chopsticks before.
'...... Yashiro. The water is spilling again. Pull the rope straight down. Water can't be wasted.
Since Magda is here in the first place, why don't you let her do this ............
As a result, Magda pointed out that '...... Yashiro is not good at fetching water' and he is currently being forced to 'practice'.
'...... Magda and Loretta can't always be at the store. The only person who can move in such a situation is Yashiro. You should master it properly.
'Hey, hey. I understand.
My training continues under the guidance of Magda, who is very spartan when it comes to education.
To begin with, why do I have to fetch water for the flush toilet? ......
'It's not raining, it's raining'
It's not raining at all.
I looked up at the sky, which was clear blue and cloudless.
The season is June.
A year ago, we were plagued by heavy rains and flooding, but the moment we ...... built a sewage system, it stopped raining. ...... This is proof of the twisted nature of the spirit gods.
I'm not sure what to say.This is the last one!That's it!
I fill up the tank of the flush toilet, and I'm finally free from hard labor.
I mean, how many cups of water do you want me to pump? ......
'...... Magda can finish in a third of the time of Yashiro. Yashiro only fills the tub a third of the way with water.'
'Because it's ...... so heavy.'
'Because ...... it spills a lot.'
'Because ...... my arm hurts.'
'...... Hang in there, boy.'
I don't think there are any men or women who do this.
After all, the women I know are all powerful.
Even Millie has more strength than I do.
The only ones I can beat are Ginette and Regina.
'...... You should practice properly so you can do it well.
'That's okay. I'll be living with Magda for the rest of my life.
I'll leave the heavy lifting to you. I'm in charge of the brain.
Magda's tail hit me on the cheek.
What the hell are you doing?
'...... It's not fair to say things like that. You can't scold me properly. ......'
Magda's ears are twitching.
I'm sure she's embarrassed, but ............ her bruised cheek really hurts. ...... I think she's going to cry a little.
'...... As long as there is no rain, this work must be done every day, three times a day, morning, noon and evening, at regular intervals, and then flexibly depending on the number of customers coming in. If he spilled water every time, the well would be in danger of dying, so Yashiro needed to master drawing water as soon as possible.
If the sun continues to shine, there will be no water left for the cafeteria.
'...... From today on, it's all 'training'.
That's an upgrade from 'practice'. ......
'......I'm not letting you sleep tonight.
'Don't mutter any meaningful words. ......'
I mean, at night?You're going to train all night?
......I might lose an arm. ............
'......The peak of lunch has passed, so you can take a break for a while. But ............ I'm not letting you sleep tonight.'
'You're just saying that, aren't you?
Laughing, Magda walked into the kitchen.
Left alone in the courtyard, I rub my arms, muscles taut, and think.
This is not good. If I keep doing this, I'm going to die for real.
We have to do something about it. ............
In short, if it rains, the problem is solved. ............ Okay!
I took immediate action.
What's that?What's that, Mr. Yashiro?It's so cute!
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to ...... do it, okay?You're going to use this now.
'It reminds me of snowmen for some reason.
He looked up at an angle as if nostalgic for a distant day.
Ginette really likes this kind of modeling. ......
'This is called a teru teru bozu.
'A teru teru bozu?
'It's a spell from my hometown, if you hang this on the windowsill, it will make the weather clear tomorrow.
'Really? I didn't know there was such a cute spell.
He said happily, and poked Telltale Boy's face with his finger.
'But we've been having a lot of sunshine lately, so I don't feel like welcoming the sunshine. My laundry dries well, though. ......'
'Of course, I don't want sunshine either. I just want a storm to come in now.
'So, why Telltale Monk?
For some reason, Ginette calls the teru teru monk 'san'.
She took the teru teru monk she had just made from his hand--
'This is how you do it!
--She slams it to the floor with all her might!
I'm not sure what to do.What did you do, Yashiro-san?
'That's the incarnation of fine!If you hurt him and he dies, there will be a heavy rain!Now, get out of there, Jeannette!
'No, I don't want to!
The teru-teru monk is lying on the floor, but Jeannette stands in the way to stop him.
'If you're going to torment Telltale Monk, please torment me!
'Even if I bully you, it won't rain!It's for the sake of making it rain ......, that is, for the sake of all the people living in this 42nd district!Get out of there!
'I can't hear you!God the Spirit does not approve of peace that is based on someone else's sacrifice!
'Get out of the way, Jeannette!Or I'll ...... rub you!
'If you promise not to bully Telltale Monk, then please rub me!
'No, you can't admit that!
''That's fine!As long as it will save the teru teru monk, if I can take his place, ...... come on, Yashiro-san!I'm not sure what to do.I'm not sure what to do.
'Hey, Jeannette!What are you talking about?
I don't know, I'm getting a little too excited and Jeannette's saying something terrible!
--And at that moment.
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'Yashiro ...... are you ready to make your will?'
'You're so dumb, I can't even tell you. ......'
'Yashiro ......, I'm sad!
'Master Yashiro. I will intercede.'
Estella, Norma, Delia, and Natalia were standing at the entrance.
'What's going on?What's with this evil aura?
...... Huh?This is a great way to make sure you are getting the most out of your investment. ...... Stop approaching me with no sign of me, you'll scare me.
Magda looked up at me with colorless eyes.
'...... It's been fun so far.'
'Don't you dare make any disturbing statements!Just listen to me!
I carefully explained how Jeannette had gotten out of control. I risked my life.
'What the hell!You're really exaggerating, manager!
'But, but!She's so cute!I feel so sorry for you!
After the misunderstanding was cleared up, we sat around the table drinking tea.
...... I didn't feel like living.
In the end, the telltale monk was confiscated and is currently being held tightly in Jeannette's chest. ............ You telltale monk!I'm not sure if I'll be able to do that this time.
'But, little Jeannette. I'm not impressed with your careless remarks.'
'Huh. ...... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I thought it was okay since I'm dealing with Yashiro-san. ......'
Everyone's expression turns serious at once.
I'm not sure what to say.I'm not!It's not that I'm hoping that Yashiro will do such an act, but that I trust that he will not abuse such a statement!It's true!
'Duh~......', a wild sigh escaped.
...... You really should watch what you say, Ginette.
I'm not sure what to say.
I'm not sure what to make of it, but I'm sure it's worth it.
'The lack of rain is definitely a problem. We also have to go back and forth to the reservoir to fetch water. ...... We're having a hard time.
'I'm in trouble too. The water level in the river is dropping and the fish in the river are getting weaker. I can't fish unnecessarily with that.
'Me too. I'm troubled because I can't look at the wet Estella-sama and huff and puff.'
'I'm sorry Yashiro. Can I go denounce the scandals of my people right now?
'If you want, you can take me back right now.'
I'm having a serious problem.
Natalia is always going at her own pace.
''Last year, Estella-sama came back to the mansion wearing Yashiro-sama's clothes.
''No, it wasn't!I only borrowed it because my clothes got wet from the heavy rain!That's all!
I'm not sure what to do, but I'm not sure what to do. ............ Natalia. You really should go home.
'Oh my God!
She scolded Natalia and Estella sipped her tea.
She puts down her cup, looks at you, and says this in a tone as if she were making small talk.
'Hey, Yashiro. Make it rain.
'Do you think I'm a god or something?
If I had that kind of power, I'd use it to make more money!
'Don't you think Yashiro knows something?How to make it rain. You know, when it rained hard, he came up with a solution.Just like that.'
'No matter how handsome I am, I can't control the weather.
I'm sorry, but I'm talking about something serious, so can you not interrupt me with your silly jokes?
What's with the jokes?
'But, your hometown has developed a magic-like power that makes the impossible possible, right?
'No, it doesn't!
It's all about science and technology!
Magic is only used by a few self-proclaimed magicians on TV.
'There's nothing there, is there?Anything that can make it rain, whether it's a legend or not.
'If it's a legend, you can ...... beat the hell out of him and kill him half to death.
'I'm not going to let you do that, okay?It's the manager's authority!
I'm not sure if this is a good idea or not.
I'm not sure what to do.
I'm not sure what to do, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it............. I think I'll shave my head!
'It's kind of unusual for you to take such a hard line, Jeannette.
Estella looks at Jeannette and lets out a chuckle.
So ...... in times like this, people often say ............
'...... It might rain tomorrow.
'That's it!That's it, Yashiro!
'That's right!That's what the old saying goes!
'Salmon is delicious!
'No, it's not!'Do something unusual and it will rain!
'At my house, it rains blood. ......'
'That's only in your house, Natalia: ......'
The tension in the room rose sharply.
Magda, who was always calm, and Loretta, who seemed to have missed out on the fun, didn't seem to be able to get over it.
'Well, it's a superstition.
'Still, considering our situation, it's better than not doing it!
'What?Should we do something unusual?
I'll let him take the lead.
Okay, let's let this guy take the lead.
'Loretta. Do something out of the ordinary!
'Huh?Huh, what's something out of the ordinary?
'You'll have to figure that out for yourself!You're a very unusual guy!
'Yeah, yeah!What should I do?Let's see, let's see, let's see... ............ Then I'll imitate you!I'll imitate you! "Tits, awesome!
'Da, someone please say something!
'Don't be normal!I'm sure you look like her in your own way!
Loretta desperately pleads.
However, the atmosphere in the cafeteria is getting more and more turbulent.
'You don't even sound like him, and you can't even imitate Yashiro's tone of voice.
'Was that an imitation of Yashiro?I didn't really understand it.
'...... You did well for a Loretta.'
'But if you look at the results, you can say that it was a situation where a 'normal' person slipped up in a 'normal' way.'
'You can be told all you want!
Loretta performed a 'normal' imitation that didn't even look like her and slipped up.
There's nothing unusual about it, so we can't expect any rain.
'...... Loretta is the weakest of the "Four Heavenly Kings of Normal".
I'm not sure what to say.I'm not sure what to make of it.
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'...... Magda speaks quickly.
It was Estella who raised her voice.
I, too, am slightly surprised to hear a word that is the furthest thing from Magda's mind.
'...... You'll see.'
Soooo~......, Magda takes a deep breath and opens her mouth.
And then he seems to bite his tongue loudly and crouches down, holding his mouth.
He probably wanted to say 'raw barley, raw rice, raw egg'.
He held his mouth and flattened his ears. Magda, you look like a retiree.
I wonder what he wanted, this guy.
He's got his tongue lolling out of his mouth and tears in the corners of his eyes.
It's a lovely thing that would kill Umaro if he were here. ...... Ah, I went to spoil Jeannette.
Yeah. Same as always. Nothing unusual about that.
'All right, Delia!
'What the hell?
'Tell me something other than salmon!
You're so graceful!
'I'm sure you've got something!
'The salmon roe the other day, you know!
'You're talking about the ones that will turn into salmon in the future!Isn't there anything more unusual or surprising?
After crossing her arms and pondering a lot, Delia said forcefully.
There may be few people who can recreate everyday scenes as well as this.
Yeah, this is getting us nowhere!
It's times like this that the ever-reliable Norma comes into play!
'Norma, go and get yourself a girl!
'What do you mean?
'Go tell them, 'I'm in trouble, Norma!
'I'm afraid not!
If Norma was so popular, it would be raining hard tomorrow!I was about to say ......, but then I stopped.
Norma's eyes are ...... serious. ............ I'll be hunted!
'Master Yashiro. I have a suggestion for you.
'What is it?
'How about Estella-sama becoming a big titted woman?'
'If I could, I would have done it by now!
'Wait, Natalia. We need the rain, but too much of it could cause the sewers to collapse.
''You think it's going to rain that much, and I'm going to have big tits?
''Forty-two districts are sinking .......''
''You guys are just perfect together, aren't you?
This whole thing has been pretty much business as usual.
I've seen so many familiar scenes that I didn't think I'd ever see anything like this again.
'Okay!Let's mess with Natalia!
'Yes, of course!Natalia doesn't get played with very often, so it might be something unusual!
'You're really into it, Estella-sama. ............ I wish I could gouge you.'
'You can't gouge me!
'Natalia. There's a limit to what you can do.
'You're not following me, Norma!You don't want to follow me, do you?Okay, you're an enemy too!
I was supposed to be playing with Natalia, but then I realized I was playing with Estella.
'Natalia. Why don't you take the role of spoiler for a change?
Natalia is surprisingly weak on the offensive.
If you make her blush once, you'll get some interesting chemistry out of all these people who want to play with her. ......
Natalia calls out to me in a slightly stronger tone,
What the hell. No amount of excuses will stop me from playing with you, okay?
'Lately, when I'm spoiled by others, I feel like I'm at home, and I can't help but dress like I'm at home. ......'
'Yes, stop!Don't play with Natalia!
Natalia has said before that she spends most of her time naked at home.
Naked in the cafeteria is bad.
No, it's bad everywhere.
'So that leaves ...... Jeannette.'
Ginette's face tightened as all eyes were on her.
She stood up from her chair and slowly retreated.
'Why don't I make her do something she wouldn't normally do?
'What's the one thing a manager doesn't do, like ...... violence?
'That's a no-no. Violence is unacceptable. ...... So, how about ...... 'cosplay'?
'That's a good idea!It's a good idea to have the manager's selfish body cooked according to the desires of Yashiro-sama.
'...... That's interesting.
'I want to see it too!
'Oh, um, ...... are you all ......?'
Ginette was slowly being cornered.
Her eyes were fixed on me and Estella, who had not yet spoken, and she looked at us as if she were clinging to us.
'I'm sorry, Ginette. I just want to take a look.'
'Okay!I think it's unanimous that we should put her in a string bikini!
'No one said anything about that!
Normally, this would end with me being told to 'repent', but ...... now, everyone here is on my side, except for Jeannette.
Everyone wants to see it.
Yes, Jeannette's selfish body!
I'm sure you'll be pleased to know that I'm not the only one who's a bit of a joker,.......Right?I'm sorry.
Ginette is driven to the wall.
You'll be able to find a lot of people who are interested in this. She hugs it tightly.
The only ally she has now is the monk!
What can you do?
I'm not sure what to do.
'Come on, ......Ginette............ be prepared ......'
'No, no, no, no, no, no!
'Gimme, gimme, gimme! And then the teru teru monk plunged into Jeannette's cleavage. d*mn, I envy you!
And just as she clenched her fists...
--With a sound, the head of the teru teru monk tumbled down. and the head of the teru-teru-boujin tumbled down.
Jeannette picks up the tumbled down head of the teru teru monk and tearfully appeals.
'Telltale Monk!Please pull yourself together!The wound isn't serious!
No, no, no. It's a fatal wound. His neck's been removed.
'Oh, um, ...... can someone please help Telltale Monk ...... and ............
The people surrounding Jeannette were all looking dazed and confused.
I'll speak for all of them and give you my impressions.
'That's tremendous, your milk pressure!
'd*mn ............!Please repent!
I was the only one who was unreasonably angry, and the day was dismissed.
--The next day.
'......I feel a wall between me and Jeannette. ......'
Estella is looking out the window of the sunny pavilion.
It's pouring outside.
It had been raining hard since this morning.
'Yes!It's because Jeannette used her milk pressure to fight off the Telltale Monk!'
'No, that's not true!It was just a coincidence!
Ginette's cheeks puffed up as she hugged the teru teru monk that I had repaired with great care.