After defeating Diabolus and Grandis, we went home.
　I'm going to report to the Adventurer's Association tomorrow.
　It's already dark outside, and the gacha we were notified of expires today.

''Fuhihi, it's here!　Finally, there's another mess!

'I'm looking forward to it!　What kind of a mess is it this time?

"Oh, the box guzzler!

　We quickly gathered around the desk in the living room to draw the box gacha that was notified this time.
　Sisha and I high-fived each other and rejoiced at the appearance of the new gacha.
　I knew Sisha was in the groove!

　On the other hand, what about the Nors?

"Okura-dono and Sisha are making too much noise.

'It can't be helped. It's the first real mess I've made in a long time.

You're both fine.

　Noor and the others sat in their chairs and looked at me and Sisha, who were making a lot of noise, as if they were dumbfounded.
　Because it's a mess, you know?　It's a stretch to tell me not to get excited!

　Luna is also looking dumbfounded with Nol and the others... but she's also dumbfounded, but she's slightly pale and looks out of sorts.
　I didn't ask her to let me suck blood in particular, but she might be holding back.

'Luna, you look a little pale. Are you sure you're okay?　If you have the bloodsucking urge, do you want to suck mine?

Mmm....

　And after the battle with Diabolus, I promised I could suck blood if it didn't look good.
　Besides, we're going to be messing around now, and I feel sorry for you if you're still feeling bad.

　But Luna made a reluctant face and didn't honestly shake her head.
　I had said that I would be allowed to suck my blood, but she seems to be holding back.

''Ah, that's fine with me, too. I can't leave it to Okura-dono alone, sir.

'So do you want me to run for office?　It's a lot less if you share it.

　Then Nol and the others said they could suck blood too.
　The Noles have a gentle side to them, too. I'm really grateful for their cooperation at times like this.

''Thank you I'll be spoiled then. In fact, my thirst was starting to die down.

Totally. Next time, you'll say it without hesitation, okay?

Yeah, okay.

　Luna finally shook her head when the three of us told her to.
　Then, with a bang, we start to hear something banging nearby.
　When I looked at the direction of the sound to see what was going on...................Sisha was on all fours, crying and hitting the floor.

''Ugh why, why can't I help you at a time like this!　Why am I a priest?!

I don't know why.

　What kind of priest is a priest who regrets being a priest.......
　Ignoring Sisha, who was crying and slumped on the floor, I exposed my neck to let Luna suck my blood.

''Ya, be gentle.''

'Mmmm ... stop that reaction. It gives me goosebumps. And I'm not going to suck it out of my neck.

Oh, so where are you going to smoke it from then?

From my fingers.

　What, you're not going to suck it out of your neck?
　Honestly, I was freaking out because I thought he was going to bite my neck with those sharp teeth.
　He said he could use his fingers, so I held out my index finger and Luna grabbed my arm with both hands and brought it in front of her mouth.

'Then I'm going to suck it. I don't think it's going to hurt.

Oh, oh!　Come on!

Okura-dono, you are too frightened.

But I might be a little scared too...

　When Luna opens her mouth, I see two slender, sharp canine teeth.
　Looking away from my face, I glance over and see Luna bite her finger with one eye.
　Even though she says it won't hurt, I'm afraid she's going to bite my finger with it in the future.

　Gradually, the teeth come closer to my finger, and I think she's going to bite it hard, but all she does is press one tooth against the other and that's it. It didn't hurt at all.
　Then, when the fangs were removed from the fingertips and a small plump semi-circle of blood came out, Luna sucked the fingertips into her mouth.
　She licks the area where the blood is coming out with her raw, warm, soft tongue and turns her eyes upward to me and starts sucking the blood.

　What is it........I feel like I'm doing something wrong, even though I'm just having my finger licked......
　After staying like that for a little while, a little nervous, Luna removes her mouth and lightly licks her finger with her tongue one last time, releasing the hand that was holding her arm.

'How's that?'

''Hmmm....hmmm, it's subsided a bit. Heihachi has a certain taste to it.

Taste in its own right...

　Luna, who had finished sucking blood, was paler and clearly more energetic than before.
　It's like she doesn't need that much blood to just suck it from her fingertips.
　More than that, what's your impression of the subtle taste of my blood.......blood sommelier?

　Next, Noll is making Luna suck blood with her fingertips out, just like me.

'Hmm!　Noll's so good!

What? Am I good at this?

"Mmm, it's so wild and rich. Makes me want to go cappuccino on your neck.

No, you can't do that!

　Luna, who has started sucking blood, is looking at Nol with a glint in her eye.
　Does it taste good enough to make me want to suck it from my neck or should I be happy it's not good enough?

　And finally, Estelle made Luna suck the blood.

''Esther's blood tastes good too.''

Oh, is it good for me too?

'It's rich in magic and mellow. Makes me want to smoke it as much as I would a knoll.

I feel like I'm being complimented but it's kind of complicated.

　Apparently, Esther's blood is delicious too.
　She seems to be unsure of how to react to the praise, just like me.

　Luna, who has finished sucking the blood of three people, has a look of satisfaction on her face as her cheeks relax.
　Her complexion from earlier seems to be a lie. The blood color is good, and the skin looks somewhat smooth.

The best thing about this is that it's not just a matter of time.　Now that Luna is feeling better, it's time for the mess!

That's true, isn't it? So, what kind of gacha is the box gacha?

From the look of your brother, it doesn't sound like it's that bad of a mess.

　I'm going to get back to the story that was starting to go off on a bit of a tangent and start the gacha immediately.
　I hadn't yet explained to Noor and the others what the box gacha was, so I decided to explain first.

This gacha is the kind of thing where you draw from a certain number of boxes. And there's a designated item that is guaranteed to be in it. The more you pull out, the higher the probability of it hitting you, and at worst, the more you pull out, the more you are sure to get it!

　Well, to put it simply, a box gacha is like a gacha in a capsule that is often placed in a store.
　The box has a set number of capsules in it, and the prizes are drawn from the box.
　That's the box gacha.

　And this gacha is always laced with good stuff as the main feature.
　What's more, the total number of these gachas is fixed, so if you draw to the bottom of the box, you're guaranteed to get the item you want, so it's a very mentally reasonable gacha.

It's a very reasonable gacha. It's a definite gacha in a way.

How is that even possible?

　Before I knew it, Sisha, who had been resurrected for some time, was also quietly joining the conversation.
　Luna listened to me and tilted her head suspiciously.

''It depends on the mother count, though. But even so, compared to the blue ceiling system, he's still better than the upper limit.''

　After all, there's a difference in mental pain between seeing the goal and not seeing it.
　Well, the total number is fixed, and if we get out of there in half, we win!　But there are some patterns that are not funny, like not being able to pull it off until the end.

Is it really so......... When Okura-dono says this, I have a bad feeling about it.

Ha, that's after checking the population count. Now, mess, open up!

　I hadn't checked the gacha's highlight and total number of gachas yet, so let's check that first.
　When I opened the usual gacha screen, I found that a box gacha was added next to the single shot and 11-round gacha.
　Select Box Gacha immediately and take a look inside.

　------.
　box vending machine
　275/275 remaining
UR-Karon 1/1
UR Excalibur 1/1
UR [Random] 3/3
SSR [Random] 15/15
SR [Random] 100/100
R [Random] 155/155
　------

　Wow, 275 total. I mean, wow!　Karon is the highlight of your day!　Oh, no!　And it's even confirmed to be Excalibur!　It doesn't come with a le, it's the real Excalibur!
　Wow, yikes. It's super gorgeous. I have no choice but to pull this one out.

　........Huh?　A total of 275? eh, one 11-round series is 50 magic stones, so 275 would be.......the magic stones needed for bottoming out......eh!

Wait, wait!　275!　What's the upper limit of 275?

What's the matter with you all of a sudden?

You don't look as comfortable as you did before.

　275 means you'll have to do 11 stacks of 20 or more times to get to the bottom. That means we'll have to spend more than 1000 magic stones.
　But the number of magic stones we have now is........804. It's not enough, it's overwhelmingly not enough.

''Geez.......we won't be able to get to the bottom of the barrel in this situation.......''

Um, how many magic stones do you have on hand?

It's about 800 pieces. You can't pull it all the way to the bottom.

If you can't pull it off for sure, why not try again?

''Ggh ... it can't be like that. Karon-chan who has been designated this time we can't let this opportunity pass us by.

　Karon is the strongest unit in GC. If I could get a summoner here, it would be a great strength booster. I'd love to add her to the team here.
　But it's very dangerous to get into box gacha if you can't bottom out.
　If you've used up all of your magic stones and you don't get the one you want, you'll suffer more damage to your heart than with ordinary gacha.
　It's the kind of gacha that people are told not to deal with if they aren't ready to pull out of it....

　But since it's only until today, it's impossible to collect magic stones from now on, but that doesn't mean I can give up. There's no way I'm going to be able to endure this.
　d*mn, if only I had a magic card........

"There's UR Excalibur, too. It's true that this is a waste of time to retire.

'Yeah. Besides, I think it's still easier to guess than the usual.

''Even I can't pull a UR........''

'You can definitely pull it off, Luna.　Don't worry!

　Unlike me, who is pondering, Nolu and the others are looking at their phones and looking forward to the gacha they are about to draw.
　........well, I guess there's no point in worrying about it. Besides, I've always managed it rather well, and I'm sure I'll find this one unexpectedly too.
　There's a lucky Noor and Moffat, so let's be strong here.

Okay, then, let's call it a challenge!　I can draw 16 times this time, so I'll make it three times for Noor, Moffoot and Luna, and two times each for me, Esther and Sisha. My target is of course Karon. If we don't get to the last one we'll figure out who's going to spin it then.

'Oh my God, you're so weak for your brother to be guessing at Noor and Moffoot. As usual, I'm pulling for you!　Wouldn't you say?

'As expected, you don't want to miss out on this so it's probably safe to let Noor and Moffitt draw more. Luna's a bonus since it's her first time in a proper mess.

　Right now it's five and one of them. It's fair to make it two times each, but it's too good to miss out on this box gacha.
　Let's allocate the four extra times to Noor and Moffoot first, with priority given to Noor and Moffoot, and one more time to take into account Luna, who only experienced the previous step-up gacha.

''Well then, I'll draw first!

You can do it, brother.

'This is the first time I've seen a proper mess. Let's take a closer look at what it's all about.

　I placed my phone in the middle of the desk so that we could all see it, and tapped the eleventh button on the box gacha.
　A treasure box appears on the screen. And the treasure box was silver, gold, white, and rainbow. It stopped at a rainbow.
　Woohoo!　I didn't expect to see UR on the first try.　I'm so cool!

'They're here!　It's a one shot UR tsumo!　Whew, that feels so good!

'Oh, to think that Okura-san could pull off an UR in one shot...'

I'm afraid of the consequences of this...

　Sisuha and Noor are looking at me with an uneasy vibe.
　What, is it so funny that I'm the one to hit UR in one shot?　Huh, well, that's okay.
　We'll have to see what's in it now. If this is Karon-chan, then it's a big win for the end of one shot.

[R Plushie, SR Tomahawk, SR Nike Shoes, R Bone Necklace, UR Divine Lux, R Estok, R Cutlass, R Chrome Gauntlet, R Amulet, R Axe, R Chakram]

'Ugh!　This is a bow UR........

'You don't look happy to have an UR out there anyway.

''No, well, I'm happy for you, but.......this is a dedicated UR for the bow.......''

Oh, so you're saying that no one else can use it now?

That's what I'm talking about.

　The Divine Lux is an archer's UR unit, a dedicated UR equipment for Freesia.
　In other words, if you don't have Freesia, it's completely useless to have it.
　I've been dubbed many times before, but I've never had a UR that I couldn't use.
　That said, I feel like it's a waste of time to use it in the House Extension... and I have to keep it for a while.
　There's a chance that Freesia will join us in the future.

'I've always dabbled, but sometimes this is how you get a UR that no one can use.

In a way, we've been lucky until now. There's a chance it won't work forever.

'Well, from the first shot, UR is still the lucky one. I guess this is God whispering to me to get more messes!

Are you some kind of evil spirit, sir?

No!

　It's rude to be an evil god when you're off to a good start.
　Huh, but you're really lucky to get a UR from the first shot.
　My luck with gacha may be at its peak today.
　At this rate, I'm going to pull out an UR the second time around!

　Riding this big wave, I vigorously tapped the 11-ring gacha again.
　A treasure chest appeared on the screen. And the treasure chest was silver and gold. It stopped at gold.

[R Glove, R Iron Shoe, R Junk Ring, SR Excalibur, R Bone Knife, R Animal Video, R Snack, SR Beacon, SR Corona Ring, SR Ring of Protection, R Shoulder Bag]

d*mn it I couldn't do it twice in a row, could I?

Well, I'm next!　Okura-san was able to guess, so I'll guess, too!　After all, I was the one who won the last of the comp gacha!

Come on, Sisha. Pull a good one.

'Yes!　We'll take care of it!

　When I handed the phone to Sisha, she tapped the eleventh consecutive gacha with a confident look on her face. Luna sees it too and cheers her on.
　A treasure chest appears on the screen. And the treasure chest is silver, gold. It stopped at gold.

[R Fishing Rod, R Food, R Potion x 10, R Plushie, SR Blessing Necklace, SR Platinum Plate, SR Gorgeous Shoes, SR Prominence Rod, R Shortspear, R Thunder Rod, SR Pot Lid]

Ugh ... not yet, not yet!

　The first time was a subtle result, but Sisha continued and began to spin it a second time.
　A treasure chest is shown on the screen. And the treasure chest was silver and gold. It stopped at gold.

[R Snack, SR Excalibur, R Metal Whip, R Great Sword, SR Beacon, R Log, SR High Quality Cutting Board, SR Air Rope, SR Twin Saber, R Basket Hand, R Cloth Clothes]

Ugh, uh... why, why, why...

Good, good, good. Don't get so down.

　Both times ended with subtle results and Sisha lay face down on her desk and cried.
　Luna comforted Sisha as she stroked her crying head and accepted the phone.

'Then Luna is next.'

Hmm, unlike the last time, you can draw a lot of them. I'd like to pull at least one of the URs.

Haha, good luck with that. But it's not easy to pull a UR, is it?　Unless you're as lucky as I am!

In Okura-dono's case, it's his great luck, isn't it?

I think it's kind of a blessing in disguise.

　Luna stares intently at her phone and says she wants to pull a UR.
　The last time I stepped up, it was an SSR.
　But the gacha isn't so sweet that it's so easy to get out.

　A treasure chest is shown on the screen. And the treasure chest is silver, gold, white, and rainbow. It stopped at the rainbow.
　Ahhhhhhhhhh...............................

Mmmmmm, what do you think?　Am I lucky?

''Gu... well, I didn't expect Luna to hit UR in one shot too... congratulations. You're lucky.

That's my girl Luna!

　Luna narrowed her eyes and made a proud expression as she showed me her phone with a rainbow-colored treasure chest displayed on it.
　
　That's gotta be some serious luck!　And then I was easily guessed.
　Perhaps satisfied with my reply, Luna tapped her phone and began to check the contents.

[SR Explosion Ticket, SR High Potion x 10, UR Bladburg, SR Beacon, R Sword, R Wind Rod, SR Prominence Finger, R Longsword, R Leather Gloves, R Bogan, R Claw]

'It's my weapon ... is this a dupe?　Is it a miss?

No, it's not!　You can stack them in a dupe, so it's not a flop!　That's right, Okura-san!

'Eh ... um ... yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Good.

　I said it looks like Sisha's swordsmanship is pushing me, but in fact, the dupes that can be stacked on top of each other are far more of a hit compared to my useless dedicated equipment.
　Luna smiled when she heard it wasn't a flop, and she tapped the 11-ring gacha in good shape to draw the next gacha.
　Maybe it's because she drew a UR, but she seems to be in a groove. Has she discovered the joy of gacha?

　A treasure chest appeared on the screen. And the treasure box was silver and gold. It stopped at gold.

[SR Excalibur, R food, R stuffed animal, R scissors, SR waist pouch, R thin book, SR tower shield, R rinseau, R rubber, R gold nugget, R deodorant]

　Then Luna spins the gacha one more time.
　A treasure chest is shown on the screen. And the treasure chest is silver and gold. It stopped at gold.

[SR Pot Lid, R Sleeping Pill, SR Healing Treasure Ball, R Lamp, SR Stabilizer, SR Gold Mace,,, R Steel Scythe, R Tiara, R Sandals, R Teargas Ball]

Mmm ... only one UR came up.

'No, no, no, no, no, it's great to get one out!

Do you think you're doing pretty well so far?　Of the only three URs we have, we've already got two of them.

The contents have been reduced considerably, and maybe we'll be able to pull out all the URs.

　I've had 11 in a row 7 times so far. And there have been two URs.
　Leaving aside the fact that the ones that came out were subtle, it's a pretty good trend considering the rarity alone.
　I've got 9 times of 11 in a row left, and with this, I might be able to get a chance at Karon.
　No, not maybe, I have to pull it out!

'All right, now let's see, Esther!　I'm asking for it!

Yeah, I can do that. I'll show you how lucky I am!

Oh, that's the spirit.

　Fourth place is Esther.
　When she received the phone from Luna, she gave a small gut pose and showed her motivation.
　The flow of the game was almost broken once in Sis-Ha, but I want him to continue and draw a high rare.

　Estelle lightly tapped the eleventh consecutive gacha.
　A treasure chest appeared on the screen. And the treasure chest was silver and gold. It stopped at gold.

[R Chrome Knife, R Hardcover, SR Excalibur, R Barr, R Hataki, R Candle, SR Autoguard Sphere, SR Ring of Happiness, R Camp Set, R Potion x 10, R Shampoo]

Oh my...

Hey, hey, hey!　Next, next!

　At the SR stop, Estelle raised her eyebrows and made a subtle expression, but she urged the next one not to worry about it.

　Estelle tapped the eleventh gacha in a row, meditating with her eyes while letting out a little fear of pushing it, hmmm.
　A treasure chest appears on the screen. And the treasure chest was silver, gold, and white. It stopped at white.

[SSR Drain Armor, SR Protection Ring, R Food, R Treats, R Kukri Knife, R Shoes, SR Magic Shield, R Candle, SSR Grimoire [Luxuria], R Lamp, R Magic Potion x 10]

'....I'm sorry, UR, I couldn't pull it off...'

I'm fine!　They got two SSRs, and they said no problem!

　Estelle looked down drearily and placed her phone in front of the moffut that Noor was holding.
　No matter how much of a flow is coming, UR is still a tough nut to crack.
　The rest are the two designated and one random, and even though the total amount has been reduced, it's still hard to get out.
　Even if UR didn't appear, it's not something to worry about. Rather, I should praise them for just getting an SSR.

'Alright, next up is Moffoot!　I'm counting on you!

'Mo-foot!　I will do my best!

　From here, it's Moffitt's turn to have a reputation for good luck.
　The rabbit is put on the desk for good luck by Noor, and the rabbit humps his nose!　I put out and walked enthusiastically to my phone.

'Oh, Moffitt's all fired up. I'm motivated.

Mr. Moffitt is a symbol of good luck, and I'm sure he'll draw a good one.

'Yes. Besides, we've got Noll coming up after that, so this is where we start.

　Luna and the others had high hopes for Moffoot, and with everyone's eyes on him, Moffoot pressed the button for the 11th consecutive gacha.

　The first one.
　A treasure chest is shown on the screen. And the treasure chest was silver, gold and white. It stopped at white.

[R Food, R Excitant, SR Beacon, SSR Wind Bracelet, R Cypress Wand, R Wooden Shield, SSR Water Spider, SR Gorgeous Gauntlet, R Helm, R Short Bow, SR Pot Lid]

　Then the second time.
　A treasure chest is shown on the screen. And the treasure chest is silver, gold. It stopped at gold.

[SR Excalibur, R Potion x 10, R Solid Fuel, R Cigar, SR High Quality Futon, R Pendant, SR Crux Earrings, R Silver Bracelet, R R Robe, R Crown, SR Beacon]

　And the third time.
　A treasure chest is shown on the screen. And the treasure chest is silver, gold and white. It stopped at white.

[R Snack, R Telescope, SSR Spatium, R Sleeping Bag, R Shirt, R Necklace, SR High Potion x 10, R Sandals, R Speaker, R Magic Dynamite, SR Francisca]

''Geez........Mo, you can't even get a UR in Mo-Foot.......''

I'm surprised that Moffitt removed it when it should have been a lot less empty and much narrower.

'It's still a horrible mess...'

If Moffitt missed, then the next step would be....

　
　Only four times left, three of the knolls and one of the remainder.
　
　But it's that Noll thing. I'm sure Noll would do it for me!

　I stare at Noll, who has picked up her phone and she leaps up with a bikun.
　Esther and the others are looking at her as I do.

'Hee!　Why are you all looking at me?

Because... hey?

Even though there's one last time, it's almost like it's all on Mr. Knoll when he gets to this point.

'Mm. Noll, good luck pulling a UR.

'Because I believe in Nole!　I have no doubt that Noll would definitely pull a Karon, because I believe in him!

So stop saying that at a time like this!　I don't want you to be nervous for nothing!

　Noll replied to our expectation by shouting in a voice that sounded like he was about to cry.
　It seems I'm not the only one hoping that Noll will do it.

"Ugh, well then, let's go.

Oh, Noll can pull it. I know he can pull it!

Keep up the good work, keep up the good work.

　With me and Esther cheering him on, Noor fearfully picked up his phone and tapped the eleventh gacha in a row.

　The first one first.
　A treasure chest is shown on the screen. And the treasure chest was silver, gold. It stopped at gold.

[R socks, R stuffed animal, R perfume, SR beacon, R magic potion, R cutlass, R thin book, SR water bottle, R hand thrown knife, R shuriken, SR escape device]

　Second time.
　A treasure chest is shown on the screen. And the treasure chest is silver, gold, and white. It stopped at white.

[SSR Power Bracelet, SR Beacon, R Food, R Bone Ring, R Hard Cover, R Body Soap, SR Platinum Shoes, R Iron Spear, R Chakram, R Camp Set, SR Warhammer]

　And then ... for the third time.
　A treasure chest appears on the screen. And the treasure chest is silver, gold and white. It stopped at white.

[SR Excalibur, SR Pot Lid, SSR Adamant Armor, R Treats, R Transceiver, R Rinsu, SR Eclipse Sword, R Magic Paper, SSR Breaking Hammer, R Magic Dynamite, SR Gorgeous Earrings]

Oh, I'm sorry, sir.

Ma, seriously.............................

　My voice is quivering as I finish the Noor gacha.
　After 15 rounds of gacha, there are 110 box gacha contents left.
　And we can only play one 11-round gacha.

In the end, who is going to spin the box?

Considering the luck of the gacha this time around, would your brother or Luna, who gave out URs, be the right person for the job?

Wow, is that me?　Honestly, you're a burden to be entrusted with that last one...

'Then I'll pull you out!　I'll show you your luck at the comp gacha!

　The Nolls are discussing over who will turn the last gacha, and who will turn it.
　Sisha still seems to be willing to draw the gacha positively even in this situation.
　........I can't lose.

''Do you mind if I pull it out?

Oh, my brother, you're going to give it a shot.

'Yeah, because Sisha taught me that during the comp gacha. Gacha will only smile on those who believe in the gacha to the end.

'Ufufu, you're starting to understand how to follow my example, Okura-san!

I think we're headed in the wrong direction...

　Gacha does not smile on those who give up.
　It is to those who hang on until the last minute, to the brink of destruction, that the Gotcha smiles!
　That's why I'm coming out of my shell, right here and now!

Now, this is our last attack for victory!　Whoa!

"....why are you screaming?

You have a reputation to uphold.

As usual.

'Your enthusiasm is good. Let's hope it pays off.

　I tapped my phone as I screamed to turn the last gacha.
　This soul- and grudge-laden push of craving, I'll make sure I win the UR!　Come on, come on, UR.

　A treasure chest is shown on the screen. And the treasure chest is silver, gold - gold. It stopped at gold.

'Ah.'

　As the golden treasure chest appeared on the screen, its voice escaped without anyone else.
　Gold, gold. Gold is the proof of SR.
　Meditating, I opened my eyes a little and looked at the screen, but the gold treasure chest is still reflected on the screen.
　That's........strange?　There's a gold treasure chest in the picture, no matter how you look at it?

[SR Excalibur, R Food, R Plush, SR Pot Lid, R Potion x 10, R Smoke Ball, R Nutrition, R Lunchbox, SR Beacon, R Leather Belt, R Sling]

　As it is, the contents of the treasure chest are ejected without incident, and I just continue to watch in amazement.
　After everything was ejected, there was no sound in the room except for the sad boo of Moffoot.
　After a while, Noll broke the silence and called out to me.

''Ah, um...Okura-dono?''

Hmph, hmph]

　I did it, I did it....I'm laughing because I've done it so much.
　Haha, I'm not on the verge of ruin, I'm ruined.
　Let's laugh, let's laugh and forget all about it. All this sadness, all this suffering.

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!　Hee-hee, ugh-hee!

　Covering my eyes, I stand up and twist a laugh out of the pit of my stomach.
　Liquid spills out of my hands and trickles down my cheeks to the floor in a flop.
　I don't want to look at reality, no, I don't want to admit it.

'Nah, what the hell... what's up with Heihachi?

Wow, they're crying with laughter!

Brother!　Snap out of it!　Keep your consciousness in check!

Oh, I'm going to put a recovery spell on his head and... oh, no, it won't work.

And hold them down for now!

　I kept laughing while Nol and the others held me down, and as I grew dazed, my eyes went dark in front of me.