324-Valentine's Extra Edition-Lazuria & Kaijin-






 The 14th day of the tree month. Feeling the soft morning sunshine, I finished brushing Belle and was thinking about what I was going to do now, when a familiar little elf arrived.

'....Mr. Kaitkun.
Mr. Raz? Welcome, what's going on?
...it's chocolate.
What?

 Raz-san takes out a box of chocolates bigger than his own body from the magic box and hands it to me.
 Quite expensive looking 'store-bought chocolates'.......does that mean Valentine's Day chocolates? I'm happy but........why does Raz-san have an unflattering expression on her face?

''Well, thank you. It really makes me happy.
Ugh....
'What? Wait, Raz? Why are you crying....
'Uhhhhhh I'm sorry!
Mr. Raz! Calm down, what's going on?

 I should have accepted the chocolates and thanked him, but for some reason, Raz-san bursts into tears and begins to cry.
 I don't know how that happened, and so I ask Raz-san to calm down, but instead of calming down, Raz-san doesn't calm down.....

''Raz, Raz is ah........a bad boy........! Ahhhh, I'm sorry!
Ra's not a bad kid, you know? And anyway, calm down...
'Whoa! Kite kun!

 I take out a handkerchief and wipe Raz-san's tears while saying words of comfort without knowing why.
 However, Raz-san's body is too small, so I just hook the handkerchief on my little finger and gently rub it.


No, sir! It's not going to happen... right? Mr. Raz, tell us what happened.
I could have had a lot of help from you, Mr. Chocolate, and you would have been delicious...
Yeah, well, so?

 Raz-san says she made the chocolates by hand, but the chocolates I currently have in my hand seem to be commercial products. Well, Ayn-san might be able to wrap them so that they look like commercial products, but there would be no point in doing so.
 If that's the case, I think that area seems to have something to do with Raz-san's crying, and I urge her to continue as gently as possible.


....

 Ah, here's the gist of what happened.

"I was only going to taste it but I ate it all! I'm sorry!

 Apparently, Raz-san tried his best to make chocolate for me, but it looked too good to be true..............he ate it all by himself and couldn't make it again in time, so he bought a commercial chocolate.
 Nah, I see. So that's why she was crying.......yeah. Um, I'm very sorry for Raz-san crying with guilt.......what a cute little creature!

"...Raz, it's okay. I'm not mad at you.
Oh, really?
'Of course. I'm rather glad you're doing your best for me I'm really happy for you.
Mr. Kaitkun.

 I'm so happy that Raz-san has worked so hard to make chocolate in this little body, and it warms my heart.
 I hold Raz-san in my hands and gently stroke her head with only my index finger extended.

'So please don't cry anymore. It makes me sad when Raz-san cries... right?
Yes, sir.
Again, thank you for the chocolate.
''Ehehe........after all, Kaitokun-san is very kind. Raz loves your kindness, Kaitokun-san~

 Apparently, she seems to have calmed down, and Raz-san smiles a cute smile.
 After patting Raz-san's head once more, I let go of her hand, and after refusing to say a few words to Raz-san, I opened the package to ask for the chocolate right then and there.......

''........99% cocoa chocolate.......''
'It looks like there's a lot of cocoa in there! I don't know about Razz, but I bet it tastes better when it's full of it!
'Oh, haha... uh...'
You have to try it~

 I've eaten 50% of this stuff before, but 99% of it is new to me.
 Raz-san, who looks at me with high hopes, urges me to take a piece of chocolate to my mouth, but.......bitter!

Ugh..........
'Mr. Kaitkun! What? What's the matter? Didn't it taste good?
No, no, it's, uh... well, it's bitter...
Isn't that sweet, Mr. Chocolate?
....

 I hand a small piece of crushed chocolate to Raz-san, who seems to really not know, and who seems to be wondering.
 


This 99% cocoa chocolate is the bitter kind.
'Oh, I see........Raz.......another failure.......'
'Oh, no, I'm fine! It's rather tasty when served with something sweet to accent it!

 .........maybe.

'Oh, I see........sweet, sweet things.......oh, yes! I've got an idea!
Uh-huh?
Clean!

 Raz-san, who had been moving her gaze as if searching for something sweet, popped her hand and then activated her magic towards herself.
 A shimmering magical light enveloped Raz-san........was it a magic to cleanse her body, as I recall?

'Now you're clean........Mr. Kaitkun! Please stick your tongue out!
'What? Yes, sir.

 I had no idea what Raz-san was going to do, but I put my tongue out in front of me anyway, just like he told me to.
 Then Raz-san came close to my tongue.....

"Chuuuuck.
Huh?

 He kissed the tip of my tongue... no, he pressed his face to my tongue.
  Does it taste sweet?

Mr. Raz, what the hell are you doing?
'Raz is the Flower Fairy, so Raz's body is very sweet! So, if you eat Mr. Chocolate while 'flattening the body of a razz', it will be delicious!
....

  Raz-san's body tastes like flower nectar, so you should eat chocolate while licking it.......no, you can't! Mr. Raz himself may be well, but he's completely out of it!

"No, no, Mr. Laz that's not the way to go...
Didn't Ra's body taste good?

 Wait a minute, Mr. Raz! That statement is dangerous!

Well, I'm not saying that, but you don't want me to lick you, do you, Raz?
I don't mind, you know?
...What?
'Raz is very, very fond of you, Kite Kun! That's why I'm happy to do whatever you do to me, Kaitkun!

 Mr. Raz does not hide his fondness for me at all, but starts talking about how he doesn't care what I do to him and I'm in danger of developing some kind of weird s*xuality.

"No, no, uh uh... Yes! Razz, I actually have some very sweet jam cookies! Then I'm sure it will go with these chocolates... and if you'd like, Raz-san can join us!
'Are you Mr. Jam Cookie?! Do you mind if Raz gets it?
Of course! Eat to your heart's content!
'Wow! Thank you, Mr. Kaitkun!

 It was a forceful change of subject, but that's the innocent, innocent Raz-san. He didn't question it at all, but was rather happy and excited.
 I managed to take steps before I woke up to the critical habit of fairy-loving, and while patting my chest with relief, I headed inside the house with Raz-san.


No, that's not true~ I used 'humanization magic' to create it.
"...humanization magic? That's the one Acht used, right?
'Yes? When Ahat-kun uses it, it gets tiny, but when Raz uses it, it can get bigger... but still, it's much smaller than Kaitkun-san...
Oh, really?
'Yes, sir! I've heard that the fairy race often use humanization magic on the 'night of the marriage' with the human race. Why is that?
You know, I don't know what the hell I'm talking about...
'Well I don't even know Raz, so they're matching!

 Let me correct that. Apparently ... the danger flag was already erected.