Valentine's Day is an event that has been passed down from my world to this world, and has now become an integral part of this world.
　The day before Valentine's Day, the god of the world where Valentine's Day originated was tilting his head in wonder in front of me.

'....Doubt. The event, the batting.
...Um, Mr. Eden?　Can you speak normally, if you can?
"....Valentine's Day is an event that asks for favors in exchange for chocolate. Does it make you happy to receive a confection with a price tag?　Is this kind of event necessary?
"For the love of God...
'What do you think?　Kaito Miyama
Me?　Well........

　When I hear Eden-san's words, which she tells me with a heartfelt wonder, I laugh.
　Although he still has a straightforward manner of speaking, it's not that he's making fun of me, but he's probably speaking from simple interest.

''........Not everyone is able to convey their emotions without hiding them like Eden-san. I think that Valentine's Day is necessary, after all, as it can be an opportunity to convey hard-to-communicate feelings, and express your usual goodwill in the form of chocolate. I'm not saying that it's a must, but...
I see. I'm learning. That's my boy, my darling.
....

　The moment Eden-san murmured that, goosebumps appeared all over my body.
　Oh no.........this is bad.......I'm 'turned on'.......

　I've known Eden-san for a good amount of time........and I've gotten to know his character to some extent.
　Normally, Eden-san seems unruffled and extremely calm, but...........but his true fearsomeness comes after the switch is turned on.
　As long as he calls me "Miyama Kaito", I'm fine. But when you start calling me 'my child', it's a sign that a switch has been flipped and it's very dangerous but there's no escaping it.

Then I, too, will give my child some chocolate.
Oh, thank you.
That's all right. My darling child will be delighted and I will be more than happy to oblige.
Oh, I see...

　I take the chocolate that suddenly appears with a shaking hand and Eden-san lays her hand on mine and slowly strokes it around.
　I feel a chill run down my spine as I think I see something sludgy and black behind my eyes, which should be bright and very colorful.

'Oh, yes my child, I'll feed you my chocolate on your own.
'What?　Oh, no....

　Mr. Eden is very dangerous and frightening. What's frightening is that...

It's all right!　I'll eat it myself.

　And even if I prodded Eden's request like that........

'Well, to not need my help my dear child, that's just fine.
....

　Well, for some reason, my favorability rating skyrockets in this way.
　What's scary about Ms. Eden's switch is that no matter what she says or does, somehow her favorability skyrockets no matter what she says or does.

　It's not a total approval or anything like that. It's that no matter what you do or say, no matter what you do or say, you will be favorably received and forcibly pampered to the point of even feeling fear.

'Oh, my child ... very robust. After all, men are supposed to stand firmly on their own, aren't they? My child who is trying to eat chocolate is also very nice. The manly fingers, the gesture of picking the chocolate, the glossy lips, the neat face, everything, it's all very lovely. Oh, my child ... show me more of Thy face, my child. Seize my image with your eyes, and let your ears hear my voice. Listen to my voice with your ears. Feel Me in your skin. Oh, it's so beautiful. My darling child you have eaten the first piece of chocolate. Splendid. Now, there are a few more. Go ahead and help yourself to your heart's content. I'll be watching. I won't miss a tenth of a second of your appearance. Oh, that's all right. I, God, can store your image in my mind forever without any photographic equipment. Every single cell is beautiful and majestic my darling child. How is it that Thou hast so captivated my heart? You are a sinful man to have God so captivated. But it's all right. I am on your side. I affirm it all. I will spoil you to slop. I'll love you to your heart's content. Oh, yes, yes, yes I do not think you are fit for a ready-made meal. I will make new ingredients just for thee. Let's make an anniversary to give thee soles. Let's make a holiday for thee. Yes, that would be nice. Ah, but that would be swarming with all those maverick bugs who don't understand how wonderful thee is. Don't do that. My dear child will be defiled. Of course, if that happens, I will erase all of Me, but the gentle Thou would be heartbroken. Then let's put off making a holiday. Ah, but don't worry. I'll make a very sweet food instead. Just for thee, yes, yes. No one but thee need eat it. Only for thee.....

　Hi, hi!　He's just too scary!　I haven't spoken at all, but they're talking like a mess, or maybe they're talking about making a holiday for me.
　Is it because my body was shaking as I witnessed Eden-san's very heavy, even insane, love?　The chocolate in my hand doesn't eat well and falls off when it hits the side of my lips.

''Ah....''
Oh, you mustn't my child. Your skin is soiled....................
What?

　When Eden-san sees this, she licks my lips where the chocolate hit them without any hesitation at all.

''Eh, Eden-san!　What are you doing...
"I will not allow any dirt on my darling child's body. I will not allow dirt on my child's body. I will cleanse thee, my dear child I will cleanse thee from head to toe with every inch of thy body.
What?　Huh?
This body is made for thee and I know thou wilt love it. Now, my darling child I want you to taste my body to the fullest.

　He pushes me down as it flows, and Mr. Eden looks at me with eyes that are tinged with madness, and I can almost see the heart-mark inside, and he brings his face close to mine, carved with a deep smile.
　 Touch me.

Hmph!

　
　

"...what are you doing, half of God I will not allow you to interfere with the meeting of my beloved child.
It's my line of defense that I won't allow!　As soon as you take your eye off the ball, this is it!　How many times do I have to tell you not to forcefully attack Kite-kun...
'I'm not forcing you or anything. This body is meant for my child.　It's the natural order of things to dedicate to my child and if you interfere, I'll get rid of you.
"...try it, lust god...

　And then the fight that shook the heavens and earth began.
　By the way, this is not the first time........this is the eighth time that an angry Kuro has beaten away Eden-san, who was trying to push me down for something.
　While watching from a distance as they created a subspace and began to fight, I brought the rest of the chocolate that Eden-san gave me to my mouth.