As the sun was beginning to set outside the window, Alice told me that the party was ready to go, and I walked out of the store I was stunned.
　What kind of situation is this?　I thought I'd gotten used to the insanity to some extent....

''....Hey, Alice.
What's up?
'Have I lost my eye?　Outside of King's Landing I can see the 'Castle in the Sky'...
You can see.

　As I stared blankly at it, I saw a huge castle floating in the south of the royal capital. If I had seen it without knowing anything about it, I would have been impressed by its beautiful coloration, like shining white porcelain, I would have been impressed by its fantasy.
　But this time, the premise was different. Somehow, I have a bad feeling about this.

"...if I remember correctly, that wasn't there, was it?
Yes. "It was built today.
Hey, Alice.
What's up?
''I don't think it's possible, but...''
It's the venue for Kite's birthday party.
....

　Apparently, the prediction I had in mind had come true perfectly.
　Strange........something is fatally wrong. I had definitely thought that they would be celebrating at Lilia-san's mansion or something like that, you know, like a home party, but.......castle!

Well, just out of curiosity, what's going on in that castle?
''The gods made it in half a day.
As for me, it was nice because it was, um... well, it was a small group of people I knew, but...
Mr. Kite, Mr. Kite I can't do it. Your acquaintance is the top of this world...
...that's right.

　Why didn't I come up with that idea?　The three kings of the human world, the six kings of the demon world, the three supreme gods and the creator gods of the divine world.......even the gods of the other world, they all knew each other.
　If Shiro-san were to participate, the gods would be in high spirits, and if the Six Kings and the kings of the human world were also going to participate, they could have expected it to be a lavish party... No, I can't imagine them building a new flying castle for a birthday party.

''...Hey, Alice.
What's up?
'I can understand trying to fancy a birthday party at a hundred paces. But who came up with the idea of building a castle... who?
''You're Sharovanal-sama and Mr. Eden. It seems that, for once, they've become unconditionally cooperative.
The worst tag team ever created!

　The function of reading the air is turned off by default, and furthermore, the tag team of two of the highest ranking gods who have the power to execute a substandard idea as it is.......the worst combination imaginable.
　No, of course I'm glad and grateful that they're trying to celebrate my birthday, but.................those guys never pull themselves together.

'I mean, how am I going to get to that castle?
What are you talking about?　Kite, you have a very beautiful and dependable girlfriend, right?　That lover will carry you, so it's no problem at all!
Can you change to Black or Mr. Isis?
Wait, Mr. Kite!

　Because when they say that Alice will carry me away or something, it brings back the trauma of my previous visit to the demon world.......

''It's okay!　Because I've come up with an extraordinary way to transport it this time!　Boom, you'll feel like you're on a big boat.
........I don't trust them when they talk about 'transport' methods. Also, I feel like my sixth sense or something is giving me a tremendous warning to run away now.
Ha, ha, you're kidding me but you're going to have to ride this.
No, I'm not joking or... what's this all about?

　 Because the expression on Alice's face is a solitary one when she's joking around.
　I carefully look at that wooden board, but I can't find anything particularly unnatural about it.

"....Alice, tell me the truth. What in the world are you casting a spell on this wooden board?
'What?　It's just the magic of preserving the state so it doesn't break.
....
'No, no, it's true!　Look, look, we're running out of time, so get on!

　I don't know if it's possible to be suspicious or stinky, but it's true that if we're keeping everyone waiting, we'd better hurry. But it's true that if we're keeping everyone waiting, we might as well hurry up.
　After a bit of thought, I get on the wooden board fearfully, but nothing special happens.

'....Huh?
Look, there's no such thing as a magic trick.　Well then, we're leaving~
'Oh, oh no, wait, why are you taking out a new wooden plank?'

　To my relief, Alice then took out a long and narrow wooden board, and jointed a long and narrow wooden board with a pedestal that I remember seeing somewhere, as well as a round wooden board that I'm on, and a state preservation spell to keep them apart.......

'........Wait, Alice. Is this just my imagination?　It looks like a 'seesaw'...
Teheresis.
Get off-- "Angle is good!　Fire! --Wow!　Alice, no!　You!　You'll definitely remember that later!

　I guessed what was going to happen and rushed to get off the wooden plank... but it was faster than that for Alice to hit the wooden plank on the opposite side of the board I was on.
　And then, as I expected the worst, my body soared into the sky.

　Dear Mom, Dad - I was thinking that Alice has been a bit mature lately... but then she did something extraordinary. Yes, we would get to the venue quickly, but there was definitely another way to get there. It's also clear that he chose this method of transportation because it's fun. That bastard - I'll give him a lecture later, I swear.