585-I was so serious! ?






 Arriving at the castle floating in the sky with a method of transportation that I've only seen in gag comics, I send a resentful glance at Alice.

''........you........''
Kite, well, well, please calm down. There is no way I would let you get hurt, Kite, you see, I caught you in a very gentle way, didn't I?
That's not the same thing as...

 It's true that I'm not injured at all. Alice showed off her useless high specs to the hilt, and performed the trick of catching me without me even feeling the impact at all.
  to get me here early.
 In other words, that seesaw crap was a complete joke.


Well Alice, open your mouth.
There's no connection between the stories. And I have a very bad feeling about things...

 It's true that I don't have time to preach to Alice in a situation where I have to keep everyone waiting. But I can't get my stomach bug to stop at this point.
 So, after giving my instructions, I took out one of the 'orange, purple and black marbled baby sponge cakes' from the magic box.

''No no no, Kite. That's no good........it's not a color that's completely acceptable for a living thing to eat.......
It's okay ... 'I ate it too' ...
'I think Kite should be a little more strict with Black... oh wait, please don't get too close! There's no way it would be good to take it out under these circumstances.

 He seemed to be saying something jumbled, but I ignored all of that and forcibly threw 'The worst baby sponge cake I've ever eaten by Kuro' into Alice's mouth.
 Then Alice looked like she gave up for a moment and chewed the sole.............and then she got down on one knee.

''........Eh? Hmmm... What is this? I don't know if you can call this food... I'm aware that I'm one of the strongest people in the world, but I've taken some serious damage, but this is food with fixed damage. What is it?
...When I ate it, I passed out.
You're Kuro-san, who makes such dramatic items, but why are you eating them too, Kite? Isn't this a completely visible mine.......
I couldn't say no...

 Fixed damage to food is a strange term, but it is painfully sympathetic. No, I always want to say no, but when Kuro offers it to me with a bursting smile, I go to step on the land mines even though I can see it.

"You are too lenient with Kuro-san, Kite, you know!

 I'm aware of it, but I can't help it.........It's called a weakness that I'm completely in love with.

Let's see.........I'll make something delicious for you next time.
Thank you.

 Huh? It's funny, I was going to scold Alice for something, but I'm being comforted. What's this delicate air........

Let's go....
Well.....

 Apparently, I was no longer in the air of scolding Alice, so I decided to head to the venue.

'Nah, it's amazing to see it up close... this staircase and all, it's crazy beautiful.
Oh, by the way, I heard this castle is made of materials that didn't exist in the world until now.
''I have a bad feeling about this, but what exactly?''
Apparently, it's strong enough to withstand 'Black's all-out punches, at least one.'
It's a fortress now.

  Or rather, why does a castle built for partying need to be so strong? 
 Could it be that they are designed for a situation where they can demonstrate their sturdiness? I guess I'm going to have to go home.

...By the way, are the trees growing around the castle some kind of amazing thing?
Apparently, it produces a fruit that tastes the way you like it best.
...and the fountain over there?
Apparently, there's a water spring that doubles your magic power for two hours when you drink it.
What's that supposed to mean for my birthday?
You know what?

  If this is on the way to the entrance of the castle, what the hell is going on inside?
 This is where I'm having my birthday party, right? Is it some kind of hidden dungeon? ........There are a mountain of raspy people in the castle, so it might not be a mistake.

 Dear Mom and Dad - how can I say, I haven't even entered the place yet, but I can't stop sweating cold. I mean, I keep checking, but we're having a birthday party for me, right? Why did you get so serious in the venue building process - you got so serious!