After the adventurer registration was over, a crowd had gathered around Sirius.
　The lady at the reception desk was.

　Then, since all of today's adventurers have registered, you will now be asked to form a party. By the way, you can't take quests by yourself, so please make sure to form a party of two or more people.

　Because he made a statement.
　It's no wonder that Sirius has a crush on him. He has a status like using a cheat and a large amount of blessings. Profession 《Hero》. And he's handsome inside and out. If you could become a party member with a guy like that, everyone would be desperate to sell themselves.

　I'm watching from a table at the far end of the guild.
　Of course I want to party with Sirius, too. I don't need to party with Sirius if all I want to do is defeat the Demon King. But what if there's a condition that I'm involved in making the wish come true?
　So I thought to myself. As long as I was in Sirius' party, I was involved in the defeat of the Demon King as a party member, and the condition was fulfilled. And I would be born into a wealthy family as a handsome man with a cute childhood friend and a cute little sister, a wish that would be fulfilled.

　I was thinking about it, but I was terrified by the wave of people with devilish expressions flocking to Sirius, so I took refuge in order to escape and here we are.
　There's no hurry. Sirius said I was his friend. He'll ask me out in the end.
　In this world, I would have come of age at fifteen and could drink, but I didn't have any, and I was sipping water.

　On the other side of the table where I'm sitting, there's another guy who looks suspicious. He's a small guy with a hood on. I can tell from the tips of the hair coming out of the hood that he's blonde and short, but beyond that I can't even tell his gender.
　This guy is one of the reasons I'm looking in Sirius' direction. It's uncomfortable to face a guy you don't know, and above all, it's even weirder because you can't help but feel like he's staring at you all the time.

　"You. You're suspicious.

　Oh, come on, give me a break. I started to say something.

　"Hey, honey. I doubt it.

　You were talking to me about this, right?　I said it twice, and he's looking at me.
　I didn't want to have anything to do with a hooded suspicious guy, but I didn't have a choice.

　"You're the one who's more suspicious with your hood up, hiding your identity.
　Mmm.

　It took off its hood and revealed itself.
　Okay.

　"Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is the Adventurers' Guild, okay? "Hey, hey, hey, hey, this is the Adventurers' Guild, the place for 15-year-olds.

　Hiding under the hood was a pretty girl with blonde hair and blue eyes who looked younger than me. I wonder if the reason she looks sassy is because of those double teeth. But speaking of blonde hair and blue eyes, her character is as good as decided. I think she's a princess of some royal family with a strong sense of justice or a nobleman's daughter. The fact that a beautiful girl came up to me, dressed in a suspicious manner, is proof enough.

　I'm not sure what you're talking about.　You have to be fifteen years old to become an adventurer, but as an apprentice adventurer, you can start at age twelve, right?

　I see, so you're saying she's twelve years old.

　...Heh, I know, but...
　''Hmm. Apparently, I'm three years younger than you at fifteen, and I'm smarter than you at fifteen!　Well, I can't help it.　Because I'm God!

　Wow. I just said I was a god or something. I take it back, you bastard. I'm not a princess or anything that high class, I'm a cocky, crazy Lolita.

　So, what does this god have to do with me?
　Are you making fun of me?
　No, I didn't. Because he's a god, right?　I don't have the guts to pick a fight with the gods.
　'Hmph, I see you understand your position!　Well, as a matter of fact, I have no use for you!

　I don't know. This is the first time we've met and I don't know what it is.
　I can't help but get angry at her triumphant expression.

　"I'm over there!

　The self-proclaimed god, Lolita, pointed at Sirius.

　''Ah. You want to have a party with Sirius? Well, don't do that now. It's hard for a little guy like you to navigate in the shadow of a human being, isn't it? It won't be long now.
　'I knew you were making fun of me, God!　Good!　Let me show you why I am God!
　I'm a kakel.
　Oh, I'm Aria.

　I guess he's not a bad guy when he responds to my name and says his own name too.
　With that, Aria, the self-proclaimed God's Lolita, stood up from her seat and said, heading towards where Sirius was.

　'Get out of the way!　And be still!

　Oh, come on, that's why those lustful people...?
　Just as Aria had said, a path was being made between Aria and Sirius.

　''Hmph. Did you see that?　This is proof that I am God!　People can't go against me!　I'll use this power to party with that person and defeat the Demon King in a heartbeat!
　Awesome.

　He's got some kind of horrible skill or magic. I'm scared.
　But what is it? It's a good idea to have a good time with your friends.

　I'm sure you'll be able to find out.

　Aria said and came back to Sirius........ with tears in her eyes.

　'It's crazy!　Why should they say they don't want me, God!　Why doesn't my magic work!　It's crazy!　This is absolutely wrong!　Hey!　I'm sure Kakeru feels the same way!
　No, I don't get it.
　'Mmm. .........That's true too.　≪It was no use saying "Soul Blessing" to a blessing holder who seemed to be useless as an adventurer. ........Besides.

　This guy. But I guess that was just magic.

　See?　I'm going to go join Sirius' party, which I, this friend of Sirius' and I, a self-proclaimed god, couldn't do with you.
　'Humph!　If I couldn't do it either, it must be even more impossible for Kakeru to do it!　Friendship is not something you need to defeat the Demon King!　And what do you call yourself!　I am God!　People can't resist me!

　You little shit. Oh, all right. I'll have a party with Sirius and I'll make him bark. I think that's why Sirius said no, isn't it?
　I stepped forward to Sirius.