"This is where the 'moonflower' is grown.

　Uzuki and I headed out to the only place in the forest that opened up suddenly and quickly, a kind of open space.
　It was quite large, and I noticed large, craggy rocks taller than a person's height lying here and there.

''It's kind of whitish all over... what's this rock?''
There it is. Over there, on that biggest rock.

　Doubts aside, Uzuki looked at where he was pointing and saw grass with small, cool, white flowers growing on a slightly higher rock.

　Uzuki rushed over to it and struggled to reach for it, standing tall.
Crap. Crap.

　It was inexplicably not high enough at all.
　By the looks of it, it's just high enough for me to reach over my shoulder.

Okay. Okay, Uzuru, I'll carry you on my shoulders.
'Yes, well I'm afraid that's not going to be possible, so excuse me, would you mind?
　When I crouched down, Uzuki gently straddled me.
　--The moment the romantic comedy type A cheat 'shoulder carriage' is activated.

...No...no, no, no, no, no, no...that should be classified as a cheat. It's not usually this one, isn't it the Judo "Katsu Katsuki" technique?　It's common sense. And an A grade........this time it's a setting error.......?

Mr. Sayre?
'Sorry, I'm talking to myself so don't mind me then I'll lift you up and you'll hold on tight.

'Yes!　.... well, that was heavy, please tell me right away.
I don't think so, but I'll take that under advisement.
　I said, and I stood up quickly.

"Oh, aren't you heavy?
　Uzuki was afraid to ask.
Not at all. It's rather light, actually.

　Her tits are big - not that they're big - but they're not fleshy, but they're not heavy at all.
　I guess they have the body of an ideal girl.
　And, well, maybe it's the effect of the romantic comedy type A-class cheat 'shoulder carriage' in case you're wondering.


Hold my head for dear life, okay?
Yes, Mr. Sayre.

　Uzuki stretches out his right hand and body while holding my head with his left hand.
　I'm not going to be the only one who can do this, but I'm also going to be the one who gently grabs the tops of your knees to make sure that Uzushi doesn't fall off in the unlikely event that she does.

"It's so smooth and soft....
　Above the knee, in other words, is the lower part of the thigh.
　The lower part, in other words, is the thigh.
　In other words, I've just touched Uzuki's thighs!

　It was my first time to directly touch a girl's thigh.
　It's so soft, but it's so elastic and fresh.
　And it has a gentle warmth to it, as if it were embracing her.
　I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do anything about it, but somehow I manage to restrain my hands from unintentionally stroking them with my will power.

''Hmmm........a little more.......''
　I'm not sure if it's just a little bit more, or if it's just barely out of reach, but Uzuki is gradually becoming more and more mid-centered.

"Hmmm, hmmm--yeah--
　And then, with a pass, I suddenly found myself in total darkness in front of my eyes.
　Suddenly, something like a soft cloth covered my face.
'This can't be--!'

　Nah, what a mess.
　Uzuki lifted his hips so that my head was inside his skirt!

　The well-tailored inner fabric gently nudges my head, rustling.
　At the same time, it feels slick and fibrous, pressed against the back of my neck.
　Based on biological and structural knowledge of the human body, I'm guessing that this part of the back of the neck is now between Uzuki's legs!

　In other words, the name of the cloth-like object you're touching now is Uzuki's pants...!
　And what's more, it's kind of fleshy and soft, like a girl's secret garden that's being pressed firmly behind it!

'So the one who triggered this sequence of events is a romantic comedy A-class cheat 'shoulder carriage'...!
　The Otherworldly Reincarnation Bureau, what the hell do you think you're doing, pretending to be so uptight and serious?
　No, it's fine, though, right?
　That's totally fine, though, right?

Yeah, yeah--oh, I got it!　I got one!　I mean, hahaha--?　Mr. Sayre is in my skirt!
　Uzuki, who looked down to report the results of the battle, seemed to finally realize the situation here.

''Oh--Uh--Uh, um--''
　He visibly starts to freak out.

Oh, calm down, Uzuki. This was, well, no, it was just an accident, I never put my face in my skirt on purpose--

Wawa, wawa, I know, I know, I know!　I know you're not the kind of person who would do such a thing, Mr. Sayer!　That's great, Mr. Seya!

　Whoa, obviously Uzuki is upset 《roubai》.
　It's impossible for me to stick my face in my skirt and be told "as expected", even with a S-class cheat.

　.........or something like that, but Uzuki, who was unable to do anything since he was being carried on his shoulders and continued to fidget, suddenly lost his balance and--.
Haha--
　He started to fall off, screaming his pretty voice--!

　--But.
　There's no way that I, with all my cheat full equipment, could drop and injure Uzuki for something like this, even if the sun rises from the west.

　Well, I don't know which way the sun rises in this world.
　I was calm enough to think about such things.

　The romantic comedy A-class cheat 'princess groping' was activated, and I used my knee cushions to completely kill the impact while dangerously catching Uzuki and holding him in my arms.

'Sorry, were you okay?'
　He spoke softly to Uzuki, who pulled him to his chest.

Wow, I can't believe I'm so close to Seya's face................
Hey, Uzushi, hey, what's going on?　And fainting?　Oi, Uzuki, oi!

　I don't know if it was worth it, but Uzuki woke up right away.
　The whole thing seemed to be a bit embarrassing for her, and she kept looking at me for a while, her face turning bright red as she looked away from me.

　Uzuki was so cute, I could have had three bowls of rice just by looking at him.