42-Chapter 41  デンジ君



"Dungeon number 753. This is 'Denji-kun's' nest.

Mr. Denzi?

These are sand beasts that live on old excavations. They come in all shapes and sizes. If you defeat them, you can get metals from their remains as well as divine coins. The demand for these metals is great because they are from the age of ancient civilization, so they can be sorted and melted down to obtain high quality metals.

I see. So even a sand beast is not a corpse, but a wreck.

'Though sometimes academics argue inconclusively about which one it is,'

I'm starting to like it both ways.

We all feel the same way, Mr. Taro.

Master Taro, let the hunt begin.



 A party of self-proclaimed beautiful hunters and our party was going to play a sand beast hunting game.
 
 'There are people who are so good at what they do that you can't expect them to be, and vice versa. How have you been able to live with yourself all this time? There are really guys who are at the level of 'I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. So you can consider yourself to be good if you're in the middle,'' he said.
 He said that, but the self-proclaimed beauty hunters were unpredictable idiots....
 I see.
 So what that guy said was right.
 I feel like I've seen the bottom of the foolishness.

''Hey! What's the point of staring at us all the time?

Disgusting!

Old men like you, we don't have time for you!

(I'd like to go all goofy on you...)

 Now, let's just focus on the game.
 I don't want to get down on my knees to those people.
 But the one who loses in the game will just get down on their knees to the winner........
 
 I think being a real idiot is awesome.

'We'll decide the game based on the total amount of divine coins earned and the sale value of the materials Denji-kun defeated.

We're fine with that, though.

Let's play the game, then!

 As soon as the leader of the male hunters gave the signal, we split into two and began to kill the sand beasts.

'You have an awesome name, Denji-kun,'

They're sand beasts that live on relics from long ago.

What's the difference between a hermit crab and a hermit crab?

'It's basically the same. It's basically the same. The rest of the body isn't a hermit crab, it's more of a fusion than a parasite.

 Therefore, it needs to destroy the main body to some extent before it can stop its activities.
 It means that there is no clear weakness or body that can be targeted, like the Skull hermit crab.
 And the origin of the name "Denji-kun" is....

"A TV with arms and legs that grow and move....

 So the relic itself is the main body, not caged inside a large relic like the skull hermit crab?
 I guess ancient civilizations had televisions.

'So it can be easily defeated.

 As he said this, Mew sent an ice bullet through the television display, causing Denji-kun to cease his activities.
 Immediately after that, a divine coin in a leather bag fell near Denji-kun who had stopped his activities.

''Ten thousand dollar ku hey.......is it cheap?''

''Denzi-kun is about as strong as the upper beginner level. It's important to know how much you can get for the unit after you beat it.

 So it all depends on the relics that are fused together.
 The more expensive metal they fused into the relic that could be recovered, the more money they would make.

''But how could such a weak sand beast be the object of the competition?''

 Not to mention Lalabelle and the other male hunters in the party who have been challenging the competition are the top guys.
 Denji-kun, you shouldn't have to deal with a weak sand beast.
 It would be a shame if you consider the efficiency.

''It's probably because of those women. Taro-dono, do you think those guys are going to fight?

'You've leveled up that far and you're not going to participate in the defeat?

The women who commit parasitism on the best male hunters and do what we call princess play, they won't bother to take down a sand beast themselves.

I wouldn't want you to get injured or have a scar on your beautiful face that you're so proud of.

 Using their good looks, they would just parasitize a strong male party to get them to level up and not take part in any combat activities because they might get hurt in a battle.
 If their faces and skin are damaged, it would be the wrong choice for them because their only advantage is their good looks....
 The parasitic male hunters are in trouble if something happens to the female hunters, so they only take out weak sand beasts that are easy to protect.
 Even so, the reward for defeating them is a split head.
 I've heard that male hunters spend a lot of money on expensive meals and gifts to attract the attention of their female hunters.

"This is more than I heard....

 Is this a privilege that is granted to beautiful women who are pampered by men...?
 I can't help but feel a sense of wonder.
 I can't help but think instinctively, 'How dare he listen to the selfishness of those dopes.

Of course, the opposite is true, too.

 So there are female hunters who are parasitized by beautiful men........
 Men and women have a lot of things going on........

''For today, I'm just like that........''

 After all, if I and my party defeat the sand beast while it belongs to me and my party, it will disappear and be converted to electronic money, so today, Larabell and the others were out of the party and defeating the sand beast.
 If I defeat it, the sand beast disappears, so today I'm just watching behind them.
 It might not be much different from those girls.

''Taro-sama isn't like those guys!

I'm glad you said that.

 Frau is a sweet girl.

'It's only because I got caught up in all this nonsense that I have to call it a day.

We'll have to take down a bunch of them, I suppose. But it's a pain in the ass to transport...

 We couldn't let those guys realize the 'Interdimensional Warehouse' and the electronic money conversion, so today we had to carry the sand beast we defeated out of the dungeon.
 This alone has annoyed us greatly.

''I'll carry it,''

 Even though I'm the most bored person, and even though my combat power is low relative to my level, I'm not as good as Denji-kun, even if I'm alone, so I'm the corpse of the sand beast that Larabell and the others defeated? Wreckage? I had to carry out the
 I had purchased a rear car from 'online shopping', so I put the wreckage of Denji-kun on it and carried it out near the entrance of the dungeon.

''Look, look, there's a frail old man doing the hauling.

Smells like sweat!

'Those Dobbs are willing to work with a face like that.

 On the way to the entrance, there were some self-proclaimed beautiful girls hunters who only let the male hunters fight and just watch.
 I didn't expect them to really do anything.
 Is it because she's a beautiful girl that people are chirping at her.......
 I'll never get used to the beauties of this world.
 It's even more so because of their bad personalities.

"...you guys aren't going to fight?

That's the ugly idea, isn't it?

'Yes. We're beautiful, and we're all willing to work when we command it.

'It's a man's pleasure to serve beautiful women like us,'

 And there's something like a warthog buzzing about it.
 I'm not denying that it's a fact in this world, or that there are actual male hunters who are serving.
 I'd be sorry to die.

....

 I decided to ignore the girls because I was afraid that if I dealt with them any longer, my common sense would go haywire, so I decided to ignore them.

'Work hard, old man,'

Adolph and his friends are going to give us the victory anyway.

'Then you'll see all the dorks on their knees, including the old man.

 In case you're wondering, I've explained earlier that the one with the lower total valuation of Denzi-kun who defeated him promised to get down on his knees, but I wonder if the girls can see it.
 Obviously, Lalabelle and the others have defeated Mr. Denzi a lot more than they have.
 At first, the male hunters were frightened when they saw Lalabelle and Mew.
 They were advanced hunters and strong, but it was Lalabelle and the others who were frightened that even they couldn't beat them.
 

''(Just by the look on their faces, they must be idiots.)''

 Moreover, they've been cheated on by so many men in the past, so they must be completely on top of things.
 These idiots will destroy themselves one day, so it's a good thing they don't get involved after tomorrow.

What's the matter? What a crushing defeat!

 The remnants of Denji-kun that both parties had defeated were placed near the entrance of the dungeon, but the amount of them was far more than Larabell and the others.
 It was just a useless game to play from the beginning.

''The question is, will those guys really get down on their knees?

 Well, we'll see about that in the evening.
 Today I can continue to carry the wreckage of Mr. Denzi in the rear car.
 It's great that I'm hardly tired, maybe because of the leveling up.

''My own party is in trouble, so why don't I just help them out a bit?

 I'm glad Larabell and the others weren't so out of character.
 I continued to pull the rear car as I thought about it.