....

What's up?　She's a sandpiper.

'Too good to argue with?'

Please leave!



　It's not as if I don't care about the mobile city already....
　More than that. Aisha's silence is scary.
　I'm trying to suppress the anger that's bubbling up, but it's impossible, because it looks like it's only going to explode at any moment.

'You want me to choose my minions?'

Yes. There's a lot of them.

'They were all picked up and taken care of by you, weren't they?　There's at least one person who feels indebted to you and is willing to marry you...

Are you there...

""Yes?"

He's not here!　I'm mad as hell about this!

　Despite the fact that there were so many members of the fleet, there were zero men who were willing to marry Aisha.
　Moreover, the minions stuck together, and somehow only Aisha, the leader, remained alone.
　When that fact was exposed to us, Aisha snapped and used her acquired estock and thrust at Larabell with no motion.
　It was too quick an attack, and we were worried about her, as even Lalabelle might not be able to handle it.......

''Sweet!''

You're saying you blocked my best shot?

　As expected of a level six hundred plus.
　Lalabelle used her sword blade to block a blow from a level 400+ Aisha's full length strike.
　It's a skill that comes from an incredible reaction time.

I am finally as happy as anyone else. You have some sympathy, but that doesn't mean that you can't give up on Taro-dono. I will kill you no matter how cruel and awful you say you are, so as not to lose this happiness!

'Yes!　Our happiness is the most important thing!　Oops, ladies and gentlemen of the female sand bandits. If you make the slightest move, I'll drop a huge chunk of ice on your ship.

" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "

　Due to Mew's threats, all of the sand bandits are no longer in the fight.

'I don't know which one is the villain, Gori.

Don't you tell me...

　I mean, you're the least likely to say that!

One on one. All right!　If you kill the blonde Dobbs, I'll win the upset!

''A mere level four-hundred plus purple sand bandit, Dobbs, is going to defeat me?　Funny, payback!

A little difference in the level of play does not make a difference in the outcome of the game!

　Once again, Aisha made a sharp thrust, and on cue, the fight to the death with Larabell began.
　It seems that Aisha's level is over four hundred, and she hasn't led more than a thousand fleet members.
　Aisha's strength was astounding, and the sharp series of attacks by Estock had left Larabell defenseless.
　If it were me, I would have been covered in holes all over my body long ago.

''What do you think?''

'Silly. We've just been waiting to see what happens. Let's go!

　Lalabelle, who had been defending herself against attacks from Aisha, suddenly turned to fight back.
　It's a good thing that you're not going to have to worry about the fact that you're not going to have to worry about the fact that you're not going to have to worry about the fact that you're not going to have to worry about the fact that you're not going to have to worry about the fact that you're not going to have to worry about the fact that you're not going to have to worry about the fact that you're not going to have to worry about it.

''It's a shame. I thought I had cut you in half.'

　Aisha was unharmed in time to step back, but there was a hint of impatience on her face.
　If she had been slow to react even for a hundredth of a second, her body would have been gutted like a dried fish.
　Knowing this, Aisha couldn't even mend her mindlessness.

''The average level of those minions is about a hundred?　There are more than a dozen level two-hundred-plus experts, but if they move poorly, they will only be crushed by Mew's magic.

　It would be great to be over four hundred levels, but Larabell and Mew had levels over six hundred.
　Moreover, Mew was a wizard who could attack many at once.
　With this, even the sand bandits' minions should be unable to do anything about it.

''This guy is strong........''

''You're indeed a pretty skilled advanced hunter. It's amazing that you can unite so many of your minions. But I was alone until I met Mew. I was the only one who continued to train myself. I'm not as old as you!

　What is it?
　Listening to Larabelle's story made me cry some tears.
　I don't really need to say that, do I?

'It was always just the two of us, even after you joined me, you know. You were destined to be no match for us once you were herded.

　And that's enough about Mew!
　Sure, Larabell and Mew will level up faster because of the two-man split of experience, but Aisha helped level up her weaker companions as well, so I guess she can't beat them at level.
　You don't have to tell me that!

'Shit!　Can we win at this rate or........

You're going to run away with your tail between your legs.

It's not going to cost you your life.

　With just a single sword, Aisha realized that she was no match for Larabell, but she had no intention of following their advice.

''Can you do it!　Then I'd rather die here!　There were 1,235 members in my fleet, including me. Six hundred and seventeen males and sixteen females. I'm the only one who's single!　If you don't get a private room in this mobile city, you're the flagship and every night these guys make out with each other!　I can't sleep!

"..........

　The reason why Aisha, the female sand bandit, had targeted this mobile city.
　It was because she was the only single person in the fleet, and she couldn't sleep because the flagship's sailors were making out with men and women at night.

'You know what, boys?'

'What?　Is that us?

'You couldn't stay at home. Or you were driven out and wandered the desert and Aisha rescued you, didn't she?

　I have to say a few words about this one.
　It's true that the members of the fleet are poor people who can no longer stay in their homeland, but it's not a good idea to flirt with them, forgetting to take care of Aisha, who saved us.
　But still, the fleet is in a state where there's only one more woman in the fleet, and Aisha is the only one who's fumbling around.......

''Too bad luck........''

We weren't meant to be married in our home village. So we eloped with no one and almost collapsed in the desert, only to be rescued by your head. So I didn't have a relationship with O'head...

What about the men who haven't joined the fleet as a couple?

'For some reason, some of my friends were protected by a group of women only, and they stuck together well in that area. And when you get together with the head, the power relationships in the fleet get out of whack.

'Well I don't want to be called number two all of a sudden because I don't have any experience with it. If your head were to get pregnant, your husband would have to be in charge of the fleet, right?　I can't.

'I don't want the others to tell me that I'm sticking with your head to get the real power in this fleet...'

　The members of the fleet are, well, normal people........
　If I stuck with Aisha, I would have to run the fleet myself, but I didn't have any of those talents, and I thought I had the eyes of the others.
　Then it would be better to stick with other women, and as a result, there was only one extra Aisha, simply because of the gender ratio.

''Haaah, two of you should make a pair, including me.

"You have an extra teacher.

　So that was the reality of the Aisha Grand Fleet.

'd*mn it!　I don't like this!　I'm quitting my position as leader of the fleet!

'Eek!　We can't keep the fleet together without your head!

Shut up!　I'm the only one who's not in harmony with anyone else!　You guys are making out with your partners every night!　After all that, you're just a kid?　Why do I have to take care of you where I live, too?　What the hell am I?

You know you're the head of the mobile city.

"Me?

　No, why me?
　But first, what happened to this fight over Goliath Town?
　In the end, Lalabelle and Mew were too strong to take advantage of their strength in numbers, and it turned out that Aisha and the others couldn't take this mobile city, so I want them to go somewhere else now.

''We, your wife is pregnant...''

Living on a boat, you can't give birth safely.

With the decrease in the number of fighters, the efficiency of the sand beast hunting has decreased...

I was forced to make a privateer...

....

　Still, it's a scary story.
　Aisha had left her hometown and would have been perfectly happy living on her own, but she was so kind that she took in other members of the fleet who were in the same situation and took care of them.
　They became married and had children one after another, but he, the captain, was left alone.
　He even went so far as to engage in privateering for the women who became pregnant, and he still plotted to take the mobile city.
　It's a pity that the members of the fleet have no place to stay either, but couldn't they have been more considerate of Aisha?

"(What's the deal there?)

　It wasn't a fight anymore.
　For some reason, I had to intervene and ask a lot of questions of the fleet members.

'(I'm indebted to your head. I owe you more than my parents.)

"(But I can't!)　(To look at your head as a woman!)

'(My Kami is not a beautiful woman by any means. But her head is the very best.......I can't say this to the head who has been so good to me!")

''Your head is the strongest and kindest man in the fleet but he's an awful dork!　I can't get it up!　I'm sorry!　(I'm a helpless bum for thinking like that!)

(Why can't I see?

....

　They adore Aisha, the captain of the fleet, with all their hearts.
　But it's impossible for them to see her as a woman, much less to date or become a couple.
　I'm sorry you feel that way!
　We are useless people who can't help ourselves!
　I thought, and I honestly couldn't say anything as I told it to me in tears, so that Aisha couldn't hear me.

'I wish there was a deserted oasis somewhere...'

There's no such thing as an uninhabited oasis around here.

There aren't many more oases that can take this many people, so...

If we had, we wouldn't have been kicked out or left our hometown to run away...

"(Do you accept?)　(them).

　But that's too much of a risk.
　They are sand bandits, and they have done some real damage.

"You just have to accept it, Gori. The point is to hold that Aisha, the woman, in check.

You know...

　Maybe that was the intention all along?
　That's possible.
　Shit!
　As expected of an electronic fairy, she is also an evolutionary AI, so her wits come around.
　Gori Macho knows that I think Aisha is a beautiful girl and dares to suggest a way to do it.

'I'll try to negotiate, Gori.'

'....Okay.....

　I stopped slashing with Larabell and called out to Aisha, who was alone and depressed.
　As expected Lalabelle doesn't seem to have any intention of attacking Aisha right now.

''You know........''

Ah!　I knew it!　I'm the biggest douchebag in my hometown and nearby oasis.　Dobbs' champion!　I'm told he's still at the level of being a douchebag that's better than the sandy large lizard!　Her fiancé and her flirtatious partner make fun of her, and when she leaves the oasis and builds a fleet, her minions don't see her as a woman!　What is my life?

It'll get better sooner or later.

"People your age always do that!　'You'll get better sooner or later, so hang in there! You know what?　I did my best!　But this is the result!

　It's been so unfortunate that you're completely desperate after so many unfortunate events.
　

　That guy should definitely be punished.
　I want him to be punished.

You're married to a bunch of dorks as much as I am, but can you still stare at me point-blank in the face?　Houla.

　Aisha, who had become desperate, approached me quickly and brought her face close to mine.
　If I turn my eyes away........?

What do you think?　You're married to a couple of people who are misrepresenting themselves to get them to protect you anyway, and to use those guys to profit from you, right?　Can you get a douchebag like me to stare at you seriously and not turn away from you?

I'm fine.

　If you're from this world, it's said to be 'a level of dross that will rot your eyes if you don't turn away,' but from my point of view, she's a beautiful girl of immense beauty.
　You're the captain of a fleet, yet you're quite young.
　I'm sure he's even younger than Lalabelle.

''How old is Aisha?''

I'm 18.

'You're young and you're leading such a fleet of ships. That's impressive.

　I can't do this.
　With that thought in mind, I proceeded to look at Aisha as I spoke.

'You really don't turn your back on me!　Not even my boys can do that....

"(Hey!　(Cora!)

　You're their boss.
　Look her in the eye and talk to her!
　You poor thing!

(Mobile city chief, it's impossible!)

　When I gave my minions a critical look, they apologized with just a look.
　They said they couldn't make eye contact with their own boss........

''Not being able to get eye contact with them is so common that I'm already used to it.

'That's right. The "rotten eyes" swear words are the default. Taro is the only one who can make eye contact with us. The only person who can make eye contact with us in a proper way.

And then there are the desert elves.

　I'm sorry.
　Don't say that behind me.
　I'm about to burst into tears.

"Then you wanna hold my hand?　He told me he'd rather hold hands with you than hold a piece of livestock shit with me here.

　You're a bunch of horrible people back home who say horrible things!

In my case, it was camel dung.

'Right. There are camels everywhere, and the nobles ride them.

　Lalabelle, Mew....
　That's enough!

'I've never held hands with anyone but my dead mother. And Sailor told me once that Dobbs was contagious.

....

Hey.　You wouldn't hold hands with me, would you?

I'm fine.

　I held Aisha's hand as it was.
　It's because of the high level, your hands are white and beautiful, even though you live in the desert.

''What ... you shook my hand when you said it looked like a skeleton!

　I see.
　In this world, hands that are as fat as boneless ham are considered beautiful, so Aisha's hands are treated as too skinny and skeletal?
　When I looked at Aisha while holding her hand, she was blushing.

''I've never held my fiancé's hand either...''

　Is that your fiancé?
　At the very least, we should hold hands!

"He said it's embarrassing to hold hands in public... I took it at face value, but later he said, 'It's embarrassing to hold hands with a Dobbs in public...'

　That fiancé.
　Definitely don't think he'd be treated like a scumbag in my world!
　So that's how it works in this world!

But the next obstacle!　Can you kiss this me?

I can, but...

　I don't know.
　''It's useless to think about it, like, 'To your daughter before she's married.......'
　Because in this world, such opportunities for women like Aisha are very few and far between.
　I don't like the fact that it's just as Golimachou wanted, but I looked at Aisha and stared at her, and then went on to put my hands around her waist.

'What!　'You can't have your hips because you're going to be able to get your hands around them soon enough! And you put your hands around my waist?

What do you mean?　It.

Don't you know?　A beautiful woman's waist is a sign of beauty that a man can't reach with his hands around it!

　That means ... you're thicker around the belly, right?　I'm a bit plump there....
　I continued and ordered her to meditate.

'Meditate?　And while you're at it, are you going to pull money out of your wallet just so you can have money to play with?

'How many scumbags have you been dating!

My fiancé!

And worse!

　As expected, my voice came out.
　Perhaps surprised by my tsking, Aisha honestly closed her eyes, so I meditated and put my lips together.
　Since an old man can kiss a beautiful girl, this must be a perk.

''Awesome!　I really did kiss your head!

What a great man!

This is our new chief!

'Yes!　We deserve our chief, your head husband!

　Congratulations on your head!

　I just kissed Aisha as I was told, but for some reason the fleet members took the liberty of treating me as their new leader and making a big deal out of it.
　I'm kissing her and the atmosphere is.......that's fine since it's in public.......

'Golly, are you happy?'

Gori, who could use the town's extra equipment.

You're going to get hurt one of these days, I promise.

'When Gori gets hurt, the old man is collateral damage. Good thing we have more wives, Gori.

"You, man........you have a will, Aisha.......　Are you okay?

"Hahaha, my first time kissing a man...

　Contrary to appearances, or rather, from what I heard, Aisha had a fiancé, but there was no way her fiancé, who didn't even want to hold her hand, would kiss her.
　Aisha was blushing like a boiled octopus as she fainted and muttered in her sleep.

''As expected of you, Taro-dono. To take down the leader of the sand bandits leading the large fleet one-on-one.

Did we beat him?

'They must have beaten it. And it's wonderful to see that there were no casualties. That's the virtue of a champion.

I'm proud to be your future wife.

Frau?

'What?　Is there something wrong with you?

Nothing....

　I can't say.
　I can't tell the Frau that I'm not engaged to be married, as she says very happily.
　And that the Frau, who understood that and made it a pre-existing fact, is quite strong.

'Yes!　We need momentum!　Goliath Town has officially been inaugurated as a town!

　We were forced to accept Aisha and the large fleet of sand bandits she led in a crushing manner.