"Hmmm. Are you trying to defeat me with a sword? A mere level 423.

What!　You know what my level is?　Don't tell me you have a special skill?

And if so?

Nevertheless. I will only defeat you, help these men, and take the mobile city.

'You're such a sand bandit, you're such a righteous man. In fact, you're interested in Mr. Tallow, who doesn't feel evasive about dorks like us, aren't you?

"...first of all, swordswoman!　You first!

Ah!　You fooled me!　I won't give you Mr. Tullow!　I'm the one who's going to be sleeping with Mr. Taro today!




　Is it my imagination?
　When has it become more of a battle for me than a moving city?
　Especially a woman named Aisha.
　I wonder how low the bar is for choosing a man, like because he doesn't avoid you, or how low the bar is for choosing a man.

''The sand bandit style that's just a little bit of people to the extent of following people around. Until I got to know Taro-dono, the only thing I enjoyed doing was killing sand beasts and increasing my level numbers in the process, can I beat him?

　After saying something that sounds like a self-introduction, which makes me cry when I hear it, Lalabelle also drew her sword and prepared herself.

I'm going to give that away, Lalabell-sama. The others will crush the entire ship with a giant ice bomb if they move one step. It's not like I've only been leveling up with Lalabell-sama, you know.

　Mew too.........
　It makes me sad to hear it, so I don't need to say that anymore.

I see. All I have to do is defeat that blonde Dobbs over there, right? You're the strongest man in the group, and you're the least of the flies. We'll rescue the trapped men, get this mobile city and we'll have a safe haven.

　That I am already being treated like a captive princess........
　The woman called Aisha is very much mistaken.

''I'm taking Lalabelle and Mew as my wife of my own accord. You are greatly mistaken.

I see. You better say it, or these dopes will chastise you later. I'm going to get you out of there.

　No!
　No matter how much I tell you, you won't listen to me!
　I mean, why is she sulking so much?

"Sad, misplaced golly.

It's your fault!

　Goldmatcho!
　If you don't pull yourself together, I'm going to abandon this mobile city right now and run away.

The only thing you have going for you is a level four hundred and above, and it looks like you don't have a very good head. No matter how many times I explain to you how much more I love you, Mew and Taro, a sultry virgin cannot understand. After all, I've never experienced anything like that before.

Lalabelle, isn't it dangerous to provoke them in a strange way?

''Aside from that Aisha or some other female sand bandit, there are too many other forces at play. It would be better to deliberately anger her here, then draw her in and split her up, and let Larabell-sama destroy her, which will increase the odds. All I have to do is threaten to unleash my magic and control the other sand bandits. From what I've heard, many of the women of the sand bandits are pregnant and not strong enough to fight. The best thing we can do is for our leader to destroy them alone.

　As expected, or rather, Mew is calm.
　It's not cool that he was Larabell's chief strategist for many years.

''You said it!　Dobbs!

'How can you say that about people?　You're as good as me, Dobbs!

　From my point of view, the sight of a beautiful blonde and a beautiful pirate-looking girl arguing with each other about how ugly they were, was quite surreal.

''That's why I'm here!　There is no way a man over there would take a douchebag like you as his wife!　They must be forcibly restrained!　I'll help you!

'You can only interpret it in your own way. First of all, if you rescued Taro-dono from us, how could Taro-dono fall in love with you, who is as ugly as we are?　Because you saved him from being abducted?　That kind of story is unlikely!　''Wow, you've been saved by a horrible skank. I've got to thank him and get out of here quickly,'' of course!

'Master Lalabelle is right!　They might sneak away without even thanking you.

'We politely thank beautiful women for the slightest thing and don't even make eye contact with dorks like us. Isn't that the truth!

　Guys!
　Don't say any more because the tears will make your vision worse!

I don't care what you guys think! I'm going to save that man!　He would turn his head away when he saw me, or say, 'Wow, I've run into some awful dorks!　It's not your lucky day! He doesn't give me a look like that. He's a great guy.

　That's the extent of my appreciation!

'Hmph!　Do you think we'll give him to you now that you've discovered how wonderful Lord Tallow is?

'Yes!　You've got that many friends, so you'll do well in that.

'Please don't take Master Taro away from us. There are plenty of men in the fleet!

'Yes!　Lord Tallow belongs to all three of us!

Outsiders must leave!

　Frau..........
　You're already determined to marry me when you come of age........
　And to reveal your feelings at this point in time and force Lalabelle and Mew to admit it without a second thought.........this boy is a schemer!
　And what about the mobile city?
　I don't mind....