'――というわけで『ミス料理上手』準グランプリは,四十二区金物ギルドのノーマさんです！'
'''お嫁さんにしたい！！'''

いつものなんちゃって和装を脱ぎ捨てて,藤色の艶やかなドレスを身にまとったエプロン姿のノーマが,淑やかにぺこりと頭を下げる.
会場の,特に四十一区の男たちが大騒ぎだ.
'あの娘は誰！？'
'なんて名前！？'
'彼氏はいるのか！？'
'どうなってるんだ,あの色気！？'と,情報収集に躍起になっている.

どうやら,大食い大会の時のチアガールリーダーだとは思われていないらしい.
雰囲気が違うからなぁ.
今日のノーマは,『ザ・淑やか』だ.

そして,四十一区ではそういう大人な女性が人気なようで――

'まさか,店長が準ミスにも選ばれないなんて思わなかったです'
'……四十二区では考えられないこと'

ロレッタとマグダもショックを受けている.
当の本人は,料理の出来に満足がいっているらしく壇上でにこにこしている. ノーマに拍手を送ったりして特段気にしている様子は見えない.

'グランプリには,きっと裏の事情で謎の力が働いていたに違いないです'
'……審査員は賄賂と権力に弱いもの. 嘆かわしい'

まぁ,そう言いたくなる気持ちも分かる.
なんたって,グランプリを獲得したのが,四十一区のはんなり美魔女オシナなのだから.

……実際,素敵やんアベニューの大看板を背負うことになる『サワーブ』の店長だからな,宣伝のために加点があった可能性は否定出来ない.
もっとも,審査員が四十一区のオッサンどもだったので,ジネットのようなピュアな可愛さよりも,オシナやノーマのような大人な妖艶さが評価されたって部分が大きいのだろうが.

というか,だ.

'お前が審査員の買収にとやかく言うなよ,マグダ'
'……マグダは純然たる審査の結果,グランプリを受賞した'

あぁ,そうだな.
トルベック工務店と砂糖大根農場が特別スポンサーについた『ミスキュート』でぶっちぎりのグランプリだったよな.
あからさまにスポンサーの意向が働いていたように見えたけども,純然たる審査の結果ぶっちぎりでグランプリだったよなぁ. ぶっちぎりで.

'お兄ちゃん……このミスコン,第一回目にしてすでに腐敗してるです'
'美しさは最高のステータスだからな. 血眼になる層が一定数いるんだよ'

'ミス○○愛用！'とか'ミス○○の美しさの秘訣'とか,'ミス○○と□□体験'とか,集客力を高めるにはうってつけの看板になるとこだろうよ.

'これで,オシナの店は当面閑古鳥とは無縁になるだろう. 忙し過ぎてオシナが音を上げそうだ'

オシナ好みのゆったりとした営業方針は,このグランプリで少々狂うことになるだろう.
打開策は……店先にメドラを置いておくとか？わぁ,効果絶大.

'あ,戻ってきたです！店長さ～ん！'
'みなさん,ただいま戻りました'
'……店長は健闘していた. 審査員に見る目がなかっただけのこと'
'そんなことないですよ. オシナさんもノーマさんも,とっても綺麗でしたから'
'店長さんだって,すっごく綺麗です！'
'うふふ. ありがとうございます'
'……試食までが審査範囲なら,絶対に勝っていた'

今回の審査は『料理を作る姿』までで,完成品の味は対象外だった.
確かに味なら負けないかもしれんが……

'すまなかったな,ジネット. 俺のせいだ'
'どうしてヤシロさんが？ヤシロさんに責任なんてありませんよ'

いいや,俺が悪い.
ミスコンの前に教えた料理が……モツ鍋だったんだから.

そりゃあ,覚えたての料理を作るよな,ジネットは！
だって,作りたい病を発症してんだもん！
今,めっちゃ作りたい時期なんだよ,こいつは！試行錯誤が楽しくて仕方ないんだ.

けどな,ジネット.
アレの調理過程は……知らないヤツにとっては衝撃的過ぎるんだよ.

予選や,本線で入場したところまでは,ジネットだって優勝候補の一人だったんだ.
観客のどよめきでそれくらい察しがつく.
ちょっと背伸びした感じの今日の衣装も,ドレスというほど華美ではないにせよ,朗らかな笑顔がトレードマークのジネットをよく引き立ていて十分魅力的だ.

だからこそ.
第一印象がよかったからこそ……内臓の登場に悲鳴が上がったんだよ.
'こんな可愛らしい娘が一体何を！？'ってあの空気. ……正直,頭を抱えたね.
料理のことだからジネットに任せっきりで,一切話を聞かなかった俺が悪い.

清純そうで笑顔が素敵な可愛い美少女が,持参した樽の中から牛の内臓を引きずり出し,そこに大量の塩をまぶしてガッシガッシこすり始めたら……初見の人はドン引きだよな.
水を捨て,小麦粉をまぶし,もみもみごしごし. 臭みが取れていくのを実感し,完成した時のあの美味さを思い浮かべていたのか,でろぉぉぉ～んとした内臓をこすりまくっている時のジネットは終始にこにこ顔だった.



笑顔で内臓をこすり倒す美少女.



……な？引くだろ？

'せめて『ふわとろタマゴのオムライス』を直前に教えておくんだった……っ'
'えっ,それはどんな料理なんですか？わたし,作ってみたいです！'
'It's too late!
'No, it's not a contest.
'I want some too!
'...... Magda is already booked.'

'd*mn ......
The result would have been different if Ginette had smiled happily and said, 'You've done a good job. I regret that.


'Oh, next up is Miss Stylish, where Estella and Natalia will be competing.

'Miss Stylish' is a very difficult contest that requires the contestants to have a good sense of how to dress nicely in clothes and accessories, as well as how to create proportions, looks, facial expressions and gestures that do not lose their stylishness.
It will be a high-level competition second only to the "Miss Asuwaiyan" contest.

'Oh, it's Mr. Nepheli.
'...... Nepheli, you've been 'finishing' your work in the last few days. ...... A girl's power not to be underestimated.'

Loretta and Magda say that Nepheli has tightened up her waist and slimmed down her legs even more than in the training camp.

Yashrouz Aay!
.................. Huh, not at all. I've lost 2 mm of breast!It's a shame.
That's not what dieting is all about!I'm sorry!

'Mr. Nephrite's outfit is lovely.
'That was a bribe from Mr. Ukrines.
'...... He gave me a custom-made one on the condition that I would model it during the swimsuit season. Nepheli, the shrewd woman.'

Uclines' love of Nephrite is quite strong.
That means there will be a lot of new swimsuits coming out this year. I'll look forward to it.

'Whoa!Estella, you're really serious!
'...... all-out lord mode'.

It was when Estella took the stage that Loretta and Magda started to make a fuss.
...... He's got a more enthusiastic lady's style than I ever had when I first met the acting lord.
You'll be able to find a lot of people who are interested in this kind of thing.

He always wears pink when he's in a fight. He doesn't usually show any of that girly stuff. Is he aiming for a gap?

'You look great, Estella. You look different.'
''When you wear a dress like that, you look very girly, and with that dress--''
'''You can disguise your breastlessness'''
''That's bad, folks. Meh.

The three of us, who all had the same voice, were collectively chastised.

But they're really into it.
The grand prix will go to Estella.

'Waaaah!
'Whoa!

Suddenly, the audience erupted.

'Big brother!There was someone who was in more serious mode than Estella!
'...... Natalia, battle mode.'
'You look great.

In contrast to Estella, Natalia wore a simple yet mature cocktail dress that showed off her body lines clearly.
The audience cheered and sighed in admiration with every step she took.
The soft silk dress reminded me of a breeze caressing the surface of my body and flowing easily. You have to be very confident in yourself to wear that,......, in your face and in your style.

'...... They're trying to destroy Estella.
That's right. The only enemy is Estella, and that's her battle suit.

Natalia really loves ...... Estella, doesn't she?
He loves to mess with Estella.

But what can I say ......

'You have beautiful breasts.
'Isn't there anything else to say, big brother?
'...... beautiful butt.'
'It's just like that, Magda!
'Your legs are beautiful.'
'Even the manager!
'Oh, no!I'm not looking at you the way you are looking at Yashiro-san.

Ho-ho-ho, Jeannette?
What kind of eyes do you think I'm looking at you with?Hmm?
Well, you're looking at me that way, but...

'Oh, my!
That's nice!

The women shouted.
It's a gorgeous cheer, different from the low growls of the old men.

'Oh, it's Imelda, isn't it?
'He's in serious mode, isn't he?
'What?Imelda, have you changed your costume?


'...... A woman who uses different dresses for watching and for being watched,Imelda. It's the fashion leader of the former 40th district.

I'm sure you'll agree that this is a great idea.
Where is your obsession? ...... You're a young lady at heart, Imelda.

'The popularity of women is great.
It's easy to understand and admire Imelda.

Young, fashionable, beautiful.
I guess she's an easy target for envy.
'I want to be like her! And.

'You can't wear Natalia's clothes, but don't you feel like wearing Imelda's dress?
'Yes, I do. I'm not sure if it would look good on me, but it's a nice dress that I would like to try on if I had the chance.

Imelda has a good point, doesn't she?
She coordinates in such a way as to make you think that it's reachable, that it might be 'tremendously difficult but not impossible'. And she wears them perfectly.
It would be a disaster if we actually tried to copy them, but the choices that give hope to the viewers are indeed impressive.

The people of the 41st district would not be able to compete with this group of people. ...... Pity.
With that in mind, the moment a nervous Millie stepped onto the stage, a voice shouted, "Cute! I'm sure you'll be able to understand. Just when I was smiling at the shocked look on her face.

'Hmm?

Among the participants waiting to take the stage, I found a beautiful woman who made me feel a subtle emotion, like she was familiar or not.
I knew who she was, but somehow I didn't want to admit it. ...... Or rather, I knew who she was, but somehow I didn't want to admit it. ............

'What's the matter, Yashiro?'
'No,...... that guy.'
'Huh?...... Ah!You're Barbara, aren't you?

'It's ......, isn't it?

'What's that guy doing dressed up?
'It's a contest.'
'What do you think, big brother?He's transformed, hasn't he, Barbacho?

''Barbacho?'' ......

'Paula, Nephrite and I have thoroughly trained you in feminine gestures!Look at the way she's standing, she's totally a girl!

It is true that the usual sluggish Barbara with bad posture is not there.
There was a beautiful girl standing neatly, moving her feet quietly so as not to step on the wild flowers, with a sense of shame.

'...... costumes are provided free of charge by Ukrines (but the model is guaranteed to try on the swimsuit)'.

You're not the only one.
What, are you a manufacturer or something that sponsors top athletes to promote sportswear?

I'm not sure if this is a good idea or not.Or rather, I couldn't master it, so I had Imelda-san personally do my makeup for me!
'Master it, .......'
'I was full of gestures and mental aspects!
'You're only fixing your outer shell.'

'Outer shell?
It's not as simple as that. It's an outer shell. It's a thick shell.

'But you've changed, haven't you?
'...... Well, yeah.'

If I hadn't known Barbara's true nature, I would have praised her with open arms. If I had not known Barbara's true nature, I would have praised her with open arms.
In fact, when Barbara went on stage, the men in the audience exposed their pouty faces to her.
They stretched out their noses and said, 'Oh, my God!I want to protect you! I want to protect you!
I never thought that Barbara would turn into a girl who wants to protect you. ......

'This is much more like Halloween: ......'
'Hmm. I hope it's not a curse.

I hope that's not a curse.

The candidates are going up to the stage one by one.
From here, we'll go through the qualifying rounds to reduce the number, but the 42nd district team will probably stay strong.

'Loretta. You'll be the next contestant, right?'
'Yes, sir!I'm the perfect Miss Genki Girl!My rival right now is Paula.

The "Miss Genki Musume" contest is mainly for employees of restaurants.
They are the type of girls who are known for their beautiful smiles and cheerfulness.

They look very cheerful.

'Your makeup's a little off. Come here, I'll fix it.
'Oh, no!My big brother will fix it for me!
'Yeah. I'll leave it to you.'
'This is an unexpectedly lucky turn of events!I feel like I'm having a very lucky day!Maybe I'll win the Grand Prix!
'Ginette, do you have ink and brush?
'You're going to write 'meat', aren't you?

I'm not sure what to say, but I'm sure you'll understand.


...... Chi. How intuitive.

'It's definitely interesting, but ......'.
'I'm not looking for fun today, okay?Cuteness is what I need right now!
'Oh, Yashiro-san. Please fix him properly.
'You want me to do it, Jeannette?
'No. No. Mr. Yashiro is better at it than I am.

I don't think it's something for a girl to say.
But I've mastered everything related to beauty and makeup, haven't I? Esthetics, nail care, skin care. I've covered makeup and even special makeup.

Making Loretta look pretty is a piece of cake.

'Do you want me to fix it here?
'No!The waiting room prepared for the contestants is very well equipped. I'd really like you to fix it there!
'Is it okay for men to enter?
'No, not in the changing rooms, but in the co-ed rooms there's no problem.

It's basically a men's only facility, but they've built a separate building with co-ed changing rooms and makeup rooms in case they need a man's help. ...... Umaro, you're very crafty. It's not like they were expecting me to interfere,......, right?

I'll be back in a bit.
'Yes. I'll be supporting the two of you as well.
'Who are you cheering for?
'Everyone.

We can't all win the grand prize.
I'm sure Jeannette will be happy no matter who wins the grand prize.
Maybe that's what a perfect life is all about.

So I left the room for a while and went to fix Loretta's make-up, which had fallen off due to the excessive noise.

I had no idea that such a surprise would be waiting for me when I came back.





'...... Why is he here?

I lined up in the rather crowded make-up room, and when I returned after finishing my make-up, I found that "Miss Stylish" was over.
The winner of the Grand Prix was in the middle of the stage, showing off her beauty without reserve.

'Ms. Lucia, the winner of the Grand Prix. What would you like to say?
'I commend the judges for their keen eye.

You seem to be saying that if the judges had eyes to see, it would be obvious that you would win.
...... Is that what you're saying?

'Why is there a person from the 35th district?
'Javier told me.'

'Information from your drinking buddies!
I knew I should have banned you from the place, Javier!

''But Estella-san was the runner-up!That's great, Estella!

Lucia is the grand prize winner and Estella is the runner-up: ......
Isn't that the influence of power?

'Is this some kind of entertainment contest?
'I don't think so. I don't think so. Estella, you look very nice.

'But I have my doubts about whether those deceitful breasts will make her better than Natalia and Imelda.

'Mr. Ricardo, the chairman of the judging committee, praised you very much.
'Oh, so that's why Estella looks so sour when she won the second prize.

It seems that the power of the lord played a big role in this 'Miss Stylish'.

I'm sure you'll be pleased to know that I'm not the only one who's a little nervous about this.You look great, Loretta!

I'm sure you'll be pleased to know that I'm not the only one who's a bit of a jerk.
It's not enough to just fix her, so I made a few changes.
Her hair, eye shadow, and a little blush.
With a perfect balance, the makeup makes Loretta's round eyes look more impressive.

'Your eyes look bigger than usual, don't they?
'Yes, I do!I was surprised when I looked in the mirror too!
'...... Mmm. If only Magda had that makeup .......'
'Magda would have won the grand prix as is, wouldn't she?
'......Yashiro's makeup would have gotten him into the Hall of Fame.'
'Don't try to get into the Hall of Fame from the first tournament. ......'

You're not going to be in the next one, are you?
You're going to miss me then.

'Well then, I'd better get going!I'm going to bring the second trophy to the Sunlit Pavilion!

Miss and runner-up are each given a commemorative plaque. That's what we call a trophy. ......

The first thing that comes to mind when you say "trophy" in Japan is a trophy in the shape of a tower, and as expected, I could not prepare one.
This is because the shape is a little too complicated to make out of the blue, and I couldn't explain the meaning of that shape well.
'Why is it so long and narrow?Isn't it difficult to find a place for it? They looked at me strangely.


If you ask me, why are those trophies so long and narrow?
I didn't know how it came to be that way. There's a lot of things you don't know, isn't there? I've seen trophies all the time.

Well, the plaque, the cup, the statue of glory, all those things that are given to winners are all called trophies.
So even a plaque is a trophy. Yeah.


So, the lumberjacks provided us with high-quality cypress, and we made a commemorative plaque with a copper plate engraved with words of praise for the winner.

It may be just the right size for display.

'I'm off then!

I'll see Loretta off as she runs away.
It's a contest where Natalia and Imelda don't even get a chance to win. My standards are unreliable.
After all, it's the kind of contest where Delia and Medora lose their Miss Muscle.
There are probably many factors involved in winning here.

You can accuse them of being unfair, but that's wild.
This is the kind of competition we have here.
If you are dissatisfied, you should create your own competition for pure beauty.
But even if I were the head of the judging committee, I wouldn't be able to decide who should get the grand prize.

Well, have fun as much as you can.
I'm sure Loretta looks her best when she's having fun.

'Haa...... lost'.

A heavy sigh was blown into my neck, sending shivers down my spine.

'Don't do that to my neck, Barbara!
'Eeyuuu.............'

Tears welled up in her eyes, and her lips were drawn together.
Don't cry, .......

'Aashi......, I worked hard.......'
'It doesn't matter how hard you work, you'll get results. When it doesn't work, it doesn't matter how hard you try.
'That's not true......'

It was probably the first time in her life that Barbara had given it her all.
To be a sister that Teresa would be proud of.
She was willing to do things she wasn't good at, and that's how she got an appearance that wouldn't show at a glance.
That must have been based on a great deal of effort.

But that doesn't mean that it will produce results.

'You know, Barbara. No matter how much you fail, no matter how much you feel like failing, no matter how depressed you are, no matter how painful it is, no matter how much you can't get any results at all, you can't give up and keep trying.

I tried a little but it didn't work out, so I gave up. So I gave up." That's not a good way to describe your efforts.
Basically, effort is not rewarded.
But if you give up then, it is a wasted effort.
Even if it is not wasted, it will be "unrewarded effort" or "unsuccessful effort".

If you continue to make efforts without being discouraged by dozens or hundreds of failures - in other words, if you don't stop trying until you are rewarded, you will be able to say that 'effort always pays off'.

The person who said 'hard work always pays off' is the one who was able to keep trying until it paid off.

'Good for you. You can still keep working hard. This is your chance to be a better looking sister. You can show Teresa how cool you are.'

I was a little pushy, but I gave her those encouraging words.
At first, Barbara was puzzled, but then she thought about what I said, thought about it, thought about it in her own way,......, and her expression softened a little.

'I see,......, yes!Aashi, I'll do my best!I'll try harder and harder!And I'm going to be a big sister that Teresa will be proud of ............ one day.'

Barbara looks at me, her eyes red from crying.

'Don't be the kind of girl that makes the people you love turn on you!

...... Why are you looking at me and saying that?
Your lover is probably a stalker raccoon who is over there swooning over Neffery's fancy clothes.

'....... Again.'
'Hmm?'

Barbara kicked the ground with her toes, her cheeks flushed red and her mouth agape.

'When I feel like I'm failing, the heroes always cheer me up. Talking to heroes makes me want to try harder. No... Hero makes me feel that way.'

And then, a defenseless smile bloomed in front of her eyes, unimaginable from the murderous intent in her eyes when they first met--


'Aashi, I love that about you!


--He gave me a sincere and straightforward thank you.


Indeed.
District 42 is a scary place.

They can turn a rough bandit into a defenseless girl like this.
How much of a good-natured aura does it have?
I wonder if we bring in a demon lord or a demon god, she'll shrink and disappear at once.

I'm scared.
I'll have to be careful not to get purified.

'Onesha!
Teresa!

Barbara sniffles as she picks up Teresa, who rushes over to her.
You can't let your sister see you cry, can you?



'Aashi, I didn't win the Grand Prix. I'm sorry.'
'Ummm!No, it's not bad!You're the best!

Teresa clung to Barbara's neck.

'I see. ...... hehe. If Teresa's first, then Aashi is fine with that!
'Onesha, you're first!
'Teresa is also Aashi's number one!
'Yes!

Yes, yes.
It's surprisingly great to be able to be 'someone's number one' like that, you should remember that.

'But I'm going to win the Grand Prix next year!
'Ah, you too, take it!

It's good for the sisters to work together to improve their beauty.
...... Barbara, don't get swept away. Teresa's growth rate is frighteningly fast.

'Hmm. It's a blessing to have the potential to grow. If you've realized that, then you've got a lot of growing to do, those sisters.'
'Wow, it's Lucia-san, the perfect lord who no longer has room to grow.
'Hmph!Did you see that, anchovy!This is the proof of perfect beauty!
'......, be humble.'

Lucia presses the commemorative plaque against my forehead.
It's fogged up from the oil on my forehead.And rust a little, copper!

'Yashiro, if you want a plaque, you can have one of mine.

A tired-looking ......, or rather a tired-looking Estella, offers you a commemorative plaque for your semi-miss.
No, no, no.

I'll give you mine.
'Hmmm ...... thinking that the plaque was received with only one vote from Ricardo out of seven judges ............ made my stomach feel really heavy.

Wow, ...... six people voted for Lucia and only Ricardo went for Estella?
You're very popular, Estella.

'Next year, we'll need to get more involved in the management and make the screening criteria more sound.
'Yes, we do. We've seen bribery and collusion everywhere since the first round.
'Well, this is my first time, and I'm sure it's partly for the purpose of promoting "Lovely Yann Avenue", so I'll take it with a grain of salt. ......'

Perhaps it was a reaction to the fact that he was quite enthusiastic, but he seemed to be very unhappy.
I'm sure he's going to say something like, 'We're going to hold a beauty contest in the 42nd district! I'm sure he's going to say something like that.

'Oh, Yashiro!It's Loretta!Let's cheer her on.

Jeannette's voice was lively.
Loretta went up to the stage, waved her hands and appealed to the people around her, and mocked loudly.
A lot of laughter broke out.
That's Loretta. The gods of laughter were pouring down on her in swarms.

'Paula's outfit is also very cute and lovely.

While there were many dresses, Paula's hot pants and navel-baring jacket caught my eye.
She looked lively and a little girlish.
It was a very typical Paula look.

And behind Paula, there was ......

'What?That's Regina, isn't it?
'Yeah, where is she?
'Behind Paula.
'Huh?............ eh?

Ginette didn't seem to know about Regina's huge transformation, and her eyes were black and white at the sight of so much change.

'Mi,...... look different.'
'I thought I mistook you, didn't I?

But why is she entering the Miss Genki Girls pageant again?
You're living on the opposite end of the spectrum from "Genki".
If 'Genki' is a 'Yang' word, then Regina is definitely a 'Yin' creature.

'...... Regina was looking for 'Miss Obscene', so she came to the conclusion that it doesn't matter anymore, and Paula dragged her away.
'What the hell is he doing? What's he doing here in another district ......?

There's no way that's true.

'Loretta's costume was a bit plain, wasn't it?

The costumes of the three girls of the Sunlit Pavilion were all handmade by Ginette.
To match their personalities, Ginette's costumes are soft and fluffy, Magda's are cute, and Loretta's are lively.
The colors of the outfits are navy blue and white for Ginette, red and white for Magda, and green and white for Loretta, emphasizing their individuality while creating a sense of unity among the three.
The three of them looked happy as they adjusted their outfits, saying, 'We are matching.

...... though it's not very revealing.
Especially Ginette.
Magda and Loretta are showing their belly buttons and thighs, while Ginette is only showing a little of her arms. She's wearing a see-through cape over the top, so she doesn't look very revealing.

She should have used it more effectively!


Give me your most powerful weapon!
Give me Excalipai!

'Excalipai!
'Mr. Yashiro?
'Oh, no, it's nothing.'
'...... It's not a normal thing to say when it's 'nothing', but it's Yashiro, so it can't be helped.'
'Um, what the hell did you mean by that?'
'...... The manager does not need to know.
I'm sure you've heard of it, but I'm not sure if you've heard of it.
'You don't have to explain every single thing, it's such a trivial thing.

Estella grabbed me by the neck and pulled me away from Jeannette.

'More importantly, Jeannette. I'm sorry, but I'm going to borrow Yashiro for a bit.
'What?Where to?
'To the changing room.'
'The changing room ......?Are you fixing someone's makeup?'
'No, no. It's not a makeover, it's a makeover. I still look like I have no makeup on.'


...... A nasty chill ran down my spine.


'What are you planning ............ to do, and is Ricardo in on it?
'Estella, we've got her too.
'Hey, what's up, Lucia Suarez?I'm the president of the jury!

Lucia has Ricardo in custody.
...... He's a victim too.

I'm sure you'll be pleased to know that I'm not the only one who has a problem with the idea of women's beauty. You know, the anxiety of appearing in public in a less-than-perfect state, and the woman's desire to perfect her beauty before a battle, without leaving any stone unturned.
'I don't understand what you're saying, Lucia Suarez!
'That's why I'm offering to let you experience it. You can thank me for that.
'Ow, ow, ow!Get off me!Hey, Estella!You should say something--'
'Ricardo. You ...... tried to boob-cushion me without fail, didn't you?
'............ you, where did you get that?'

What?
--Ricardo glares at me, but I don't know.
It was probably Magda or Loretta who told him.
There were a lot of people around at that time. You're being careless, you know.

'I understand Ricardo's a**h*le needs to be punished. But why me?I'm the one who understands--'
'I'm the one who understands--' 'I'm the one who's going to tell you what to do when you're exposed, exposed, exposed, tits, tits. I'll tell you what it feels like to be stared at without restraint.
'.................. No, I don't think I'm calling out that much,' I said.
'What did you say about Excalypie?

'...... I don't think I can get away with that.

'Hey!I can't be bothered!I can't be bothered!I'll get you out of here!
'I'm a little reluctant to do this, but I'll help you for now, Ricardo!
'It's best not to put up any unnecessary resistance, you two.'

Estella gave a nifty wink and a huge shadow hovered over me and Ricardo.

''Don't play games with us, Ricardo, Da~rin*''
''Meh, Medora is not fair ......''

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I'm not sure if you think you can escape from me.

No, I can escape from you, Masha.
If it was just Masha, I would have run away as fast as I could. ......

'Come on, let's go, you two. ...... I'll make you look so cute and fashionable.

Evil.
The current Estella's smile was filled with an evilness that could not be described in any other way.

'Oh, uh, Estella-san!

Yes!
That's right!
It's times like this that I feel sorry for you! There is someone who will protect you!
Yes, that person's name is Jeannette!
Ginette, the personification of kindness formed by mercy, compassion, and big boobs!

Come on, Jeannette!
Denounce this devilish cruelty and get me out of this predicament!



'I, and probably Loretta-san, would like to help, so can you please give me some time!At least until the Miss Genki Musume contest is over!

Hey, you.
You're on that side, too!

...... No, I had a feeling you were.
I'm not sure what to make of it, but I'm sure it's a good idea. ...... Oh, right, the gods here are mean!
The more I ask, the more he'll try to go against me.Hmph!

'All right, Jeannette. I'll save the yashiro (main dish) for last.
'Wait a minute, ......, do you want hors d'oeuvres or aperitifs?
'Of course, we just need them to liven things up.
'............, what kind of horrible things do you have in mind?
'Not horrible at all. We're just looking forward to seeing the beauty play out. The battle of Miss Maslao.'
'What's with the ominous one-word contradiction in the name?
''Oh, shut up, all of you, pull up!
'''Yes, sir!'''
''Wait a minute, you guys!

And so, we were captured and taken away by the glamorously dressed and powerful women. --To hell.

'Yashiro-san!I'll be there when the contest is over, so please wait for me!

Ginette and Magda waved happily.
You don't have to come!





And so we came to hell, the underworld, the cesspool, the pits.

'Wait, wait!I didn't hear anything about this!
'Me neither!Hey, what's going on, Yashiro?

Umaro and Mormat are upset.
Other acquaintances from District Forty-two who had obviously been brought in as part of the story.
The unfamiliar faces are probably the characters of District 41 who are being played with.

Whatever the case, there were a lot of old men crammed into a small changing room, smelling of ...... sweat.
Estella and Lucia stand in front of the crowd of males.

''Now, I'm going to give you guys a beautiful makeover!
'''No, no, no!I don't want to!
''Mm, then the lord's orders.
'''In another district?

Forced execution by an arrogant lord of another district.
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
...... I wonder why they're so confident in their big faces.

I'm not sure what to do, but I'm going to try.
'I'm fighting to be a man!
'This is a good opportunity. If you become a woman, you might be able to talk to women other than Magda properly, you know?
'Even so, the price is too high!
'No questions asked!Let's start with this fox and let it bleed!
'Didn't you just say "bloodbath"?You've just revealed your true intentions, haven't you?

In spite of his resistance, Umaro was surrounded by fashionable girls who made him nervous and unable to move his body, and he was quickly made into a beautiful girl.

I'm not sure what to say.You're beautiful, aren't you?It's a beautiful girl,.......
'You're laughing too much!
'Hey, hey, but... Aren't you a little beautiful, Oumalo?
'Hmm, I thought the same thing as you, Miri. You're cute, aren't you, Oumalo?'
'It's only natural for me to do this because I'm serious!
''Oh dear, don't look too closely into my face!
''You're so cute!
''Don't make fun of me!

The shy Umaro was surprisingly popular with the girls.
If you ask me, he's nothing more than Umaro with his lips and cheeks painted red.

'So, next is Mo-Matt.
'No, wait!I'm good!'
'Mr. Mo-Matt.'

Natalia whispers into Mormat's ear.

''...... Once, when you were stalking the 'young lady' who was the acting lord, didn't you twice step into the premises without permission?''
'Dokii!I'm sure you'll be happy to know that I'm not the only one who has a problem with this.
'The story of the prowler who broke into the property to spy on the sleeping face of the "Miss" while she was slumbering on a bench in the garden: ...... I haven't told the "Miss" yet: ......'
'Can you stop calling me "Miss"!I'm not sure if you've ever heard of it, but I'm sure you've heard of it.

Well, it's worse to say 'I stole the young lady's sleeping face' than 'I stole Estella's sleeping face'. Natalia has a way of getting right to the heart of the matter, doesn't she?


I'm not sure if it's ...... or not. You've been doing that?
And you didn't find out who Estella was until she told you?

You're a fool, aren't you?

'By the way, do you think this cherry blossom lipstick would look good on you, Mo-Mat?
'...... now, do what you want ......'

Mormat, the fall.
And then the girls swarmed in, and in a matter of minutes, the "Mormat Girl" was born.
.........

'...... It's subtle, isn't it?
'It's not as impressive as Umaro's.'
I'm not sure if this is ...... the second time.You know?I'm sure you're right. ......'
'No, the base is not attractive enough!
'd*mn it!You can play around with it and say whatever you want!
'Hahaha!Mormat, you're so ugly!
'It would be more refreshing if you were more like Delia!

It's another crocodile with red lips and cheeks.
I can't tell the difference between an oumalo and a mormat.
I can't think of anything other than 'wow ......' for either one.

'Hey, hey, Yashiro!Look at this!

Estella's bouncy voice made me turn around and regret ...... turning around.

'It's Ricardo-chan!
'Wow. ...... I shouldn't have eaten greasy food for lunch. ......'
'Don't look like you're going to throw up, Oba!You're more visible than those guys!

What's with the confidence in your finish, you stupid lord? He's really an easy fool to be taken in. ......

'Hey, Estella ......, are you sure you didn't tie me up in the officials' section for something as trivial as this?
'Yes, I did. And also to secure the locker room.

I knew it, d*mn it!
I should have bribed Oumarro to build me a secret little room in the locker room where I could sit and hide gracefully!

'Hey, Umaro.
'What is it?'
'Uh-oh!...... Don't look at me with such an ugly face.
'I thought you turned around because I called you!

d*mn, I can't even make a joke about 'next time make a secret small room'!
What is this chaotic space?
There's nothing but ugly!
The concentration of ugly is so high that it drowns out the glamour of the fashionable girls!

'Oh no!
Ugh!
'Wow!

There was a yellow voice that didn't belong in such an ugly space.
I wondered what was going on, but then I saw a beautiful woman attracting the attention of the girls.

'Oh, ......, please don't look at me like this, Hero.
'Is that Theron?
'Yes,......, I'm embarrassed.'

You're so handsome!
You can dress like a woman and still look good, how dare you!

'Hey, Estella, Lucia!
'...... Why are you telling me and Lucia-san?
'Because we have absolutely everything!And a lot of it!
'...... Very well, anchovy. I'm going to make you wear a miniskirt that's just barely tight enough.

When Lucia snapped her fingers, Natalia and Gilberta quickly appeared, bound my arms, and took me out of the unis*x locker room.
When I was taken into the women's changing room, I wondered what was going to happen, but Uclines, who was waiting for me, pulled down my pants and smeared my legs and arms with a cream that smelled a little pungent.
Wait a minute, Ukrines. There's no rule that says it's okay to take down your pants because you're an old lady, okay?
Why are you taking them down as if it's normal and looking like you're already preoccupied with something else?
What's with the cream? ......

This is a hair remover that was developed in collaboration with Regina. It's a new product that was first introduced today.
'Don't try that stuff on me!
'If Yashiro-chan, who has sensitive skin, doesn't have any skin irritation, the women of this town can use it without worry~'
'My skin is in such a sensitive position?It's more delicate than a girl's!
'Please let me know if it hurts~'
'I'm embarrassed before the pain!
'That's because you have to be patient.
'Onii!If you were in the opposite position, you'd be in the confessional immediately!
'Uh-huh. It's a perk.




I'm not sure what to say.No, it's fine.

And then, after a few minutes of endurance while listening to the wild screams coming from the unis*x locker room next door in the distance,......, my limbs were made smooth and shiny.
Wow...... skin texture that reminds me of my elementary school days...... can I cry?

'Yashiro, do you have any sore spots?'
'If there is, it's my heart.......'
'Then it's okay to commercialize it!

I don't listen to people. ...... This aunt sheep ...... has become very business-minded.

'Now, let's finish the main dish.

The door opened and Natalia and Gilberta walked in, taking me back to the unis*x changing room.
There, the girls were waiting for me with Loretta, Paula and Regina after the contest, and Ginette and Magda after cheering them on.

'Come on, Yashiro. Let's get cleaned up.'
'Before I do, why don't you clean up your own mind first, Estella?
'Yes, yes. I'll consider it later, so please submit it in writing.''
'You have no intention of considering it!
'I think this might be the most fun I've had in months.
'Don't you dare enjoy other people's misfortune!

Then, my hair was washed, styled, made up, dressed in an unbelievable mini-skirt dress, and stuffed with breast pads. You'll be able to get a lot more than that.

'...... completed, "Yashiroko-chan"'.

So, as Magda had declared, an abomination was born into the world. An abominable existence.
Ah, this is how black history is born.

'...... Oh, God. I've come this far, I'm going to open up. If you want to laugh, laugh.

My red lipstick is twisted and I glare at the people who put me in this situation.
...... makes no sound.

'............'.
'............'
'............'

Mute.
No sound.

Everyone is looking at me with a dumb look on their face, relieved.
You know what?
Say something.
You're the ones who made this happen.

'...... is cute.'

What?
What's wrong, Loretta?
Is your brain starting to melt?

Look at Jeannette.

'Huh. ......'

She looked away from ............ .

'Hey, Estella--'
'Wait a minute!I'm reviewing it right now to see if it's on or off.'

No, you're not!
There's no room for hesitation!

'Anchovies.'
'Yes!
'Change your eyes. It'll make you more beautiful.'
'Yes!That's right, Lucia!The whole thing is done in a cute way, but Yashiro's unconcealed bad eyesight interferes with the cuteness, and I can't honestly think of him as cute!Yashiro, your eyes are no good!
''Shut up!I was born with these eyes!

I mean, you've put so much makeup on everything but your eyes!
If you make my eyes different, it won't be me anymore!

'If only your eyes were better, you'd be cute!
'I don't want to be you, you know!
'Yashiro, let's smile!If you smile, you can disguise your bad eyesight a bit!

What are you seriously trying to make me look cute?
That's enough! --I was about to complain, when a voice came from another direction, saying, 'Enough, Estella.

'What is it, Ricardo-chan?
'Don't call me Ricardo-chan!

Ricardo stepped in between Estella and me with a stern face.
He stands protecting me with his back and complains to Estella.

'Don't try to force your taste on me.

As a fellow victim of cross-dressing, she complains about the forced approach.
I thought it was ......, but a stern face turned to me.

'This kind of slutty woman is also quite ...... that ......?
'Magda, blunt instrument!

'What? No, no, no!I'm going to gouge out your eyes if you don't look at me!


...... is horrible.

I'm sure that after you've laughed at the ugly faces of the first few people, you'll be left with a cold feeling of 'enough is enough'.
This is why people who can't plan an event should go to ......
The more fun you have in the meeting room, the worse it will be in the field!
It's only interesting while it's in your brain!
The moment you output it, it's not funny anymore!

This is a great way to get the most out of your time and money.

............ d*mn!I'm not sure what to make of it.

I'm not sure what to do.
You can already see the results: ......



I thought it would be .......

I thought it would end up with Theron, who is the only decent one, winning hands down.
'Even men can change so much with makeup and costumes! I don't know why, but it seemed to give the women in the audience who didn't participate in the contest a strange kind of courage, and it turned out to be a rather meaningful contest with a lot of laughter, admiration, admiration, and excitement.
I hope it doesn't become a regular ...... event.


And one more thing. One more thing happened that defied my expectations: ............


I'm sure you'll be pleased to know that the grand prize for Miss Maslao is Yashiroko from the 42nd district!
I'm not happy at all!
'''Tsundere, cute~!
''I'm not dere!

I hope you're cursed, this tournament.

That's what I really thought.